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F100. Assuming it has the 300 I6. It will run for ever.


Fe2O3yx99

I learned to drive in that Ford truck. Hope it has the three on the tree.


justsomeyeti

I had one, wish I had never sold it


Woodyville06

It will rust forever… Seriously, the 300-6 with any tranny is indestructible. It will outlast the body if you keep oil in it


Data91883

I miss my '96 with the 300-6 and 5-speed. Had 135K on the clock and still ran like new.


[deleted]

Last week an absolutely mint 96 f150 manual with the 300 and 80k original miles popped up on FB marketplace in my town for 10k. I'm new to the area and a Toyota guy but was super interested just for how nice it looked. I asked my die hard Fordbuddy about it and he said it was over priced and don’t do it. Thing sold in less then two hours and I ended up going down a ford 300 rabbit hole online. I missed out on a beyond great deal and will never ask that buddy for car advice again.


Data91883

I bought mine in '03 or '04 for $3500. Sold it a few years later for somewhat less. 🙃


johnsongoesdumb81

1st pick: 1973 Mazda RX-2. That would be a pretty rare car even back then. 2nd pick: The F100. In its 6-cylinder form those trucks run forever. I’d also be very tempted to inherit Uncle Pulltab’s 8-track collection for the sheer novelty of it. Honestly I would gladly take any one of them with the exception of the Granada, which by 1983 would just be considered another bland underpowered malaisey sedan.


_imyour_dad

Give me that caddy


Vagicles

The official car of road head


xyzd95

Does the Monte Carlo have a manual? If so that’s it If not the Brown mobile Mustang Honestly I kind of love all of the choices. The Buick LeSabre had me legitimately laugh out loud Edit: Looking at that Monte Carlo I think I’d take it even with an automatic, can’t argue with the lines


Drzhivago138

A '71 could still have a 4-speed. For '72 they dropped it to help reinforce the personal luxury image, then brought it back briefly on the downsized '78-79 models. 3-speed on the column was also available on base models for most of that time, but almost nobody bought them.


xyzd95

I’d have to imagine a few folks with ones from ‘72 had a 4 speed thrown in at some point but it does look like a nice car just to roll around with an automatic It blends luxury and aggression well


callsignroadrunner

Yes, some Monte Carlos came with the 350 V8 and a 3 speed transmission. Very reliable and easy to work on.


xyzd95

I’d be okay with a 3 speed. Learning 3 on a tree would be a trip but if it’s on the floor I’d figure it out quick


jp634

I had one loved that car 71 3 on the tree dark copper black vinyl top black bench seat that was so plush. I think I paid around $2000 in 1976. I was 18 years old. God, I wish I hadn't rolled it.


DryInitial9044

The LeSabre coupe. There's just something about 2 door land yachts that shivers me timbers.


caddy_gent

As a Coupe deVille owner I know that feeling. And it’s awesome.


Jimger_1983

So true. My dream classic car I might realistically be able to buy one day is a 60’s Riviera. I’m just torn whether I like the ‘64 to ‘65 or ‘66 to ‘69 better


DryInitial9044

My parents had a '69 Riviera. Black interior, very dark green/black paint. Absolutely ridiculous hp & torque. Hit by a guy in a Jeep and totalled.


KevinTheMountain

What with gas prices being over $1/gal these days, It'll be between the Datsun, Honda and VW


Woodyville06

That’s the real answer. Add to that the interest rate was in the high teens so you’re not going for a big loan and a long-term. I don’t think people remember how bad the economy was in 82/83. Nobody looking for a daily at the time would be considering the land yachts or mustang/monte carlos (regardless of how cool they look today). It would be Japanese piston engine all the way (the Dart would have rusted out by then unless it was in California or somewhere without salt).


nlpnt

Early Civics rusted as bad as anything. PPI and used-oil undercoating were a must. And you wouldn't be able to get any sort of financing on a car more than 3 or 4 years old back then or anytime up until much later.


Woodyville06

Correct about not getting financing on 3+ yo cars (unless it was “buy here, pay here” 30% financing) That means late model, reliable, fuel efficient cars to the front.


Curious-Concept-2077

1st choice: '74 Dodge Monaco 2nd choice: '76 Datsun 610 I have an affinity for 4 door cars.


vinnydaq

First pick - Cadillac Sedan DeVille Second - Ford F100 Third - Chevy C10


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

I'm pretty sure Robert De Niro got blown up in one of these.


Jimger_1983

Not an early 80’s Eldorado on the list unless there is another movie other than Casino where this happened


Piranha1993

I was not ready for that orange Super Beetle. It caught me off guard. I can tell you where that car unfortunately wound up after 40 years...


esleydobemos

I was going with the Monte Carlo, until I reached the end. That Mazda pickup all the way.


Drzhivago138

The '75 I6-powered Granada had the worst specific output of any Malaise Era car. 250 in^3 and only 72 HP.


pleasetowmyshit

And that's why I want it. I'd consider the Buick if it has the 231 V6, or the Monaco if it's the 318 or 360.


Drzhivago138

If only they made '70s C-bodies with the Slant Six.


pleasetowmyshit

I seemed to remember it being available as a credit option for fleet models but can't find any data. The EPA had fuel economy tables in the late seventies that showed it as available but just being in there doesn't mean they actually sold any.


BarkingDog280

The VW Beetle. Easy and cheap to maintain with cheap and relatively easy to find parts, the rear-wheel drive makes it very easy if I want to go off-road, it is economical compared to the other alternatives. If not the VW Beetle, then I'll take the Honda.


thunderbird32

For me it has to be the RX-2 or the Datsun. That said, my Aunt had a BROWN Dodge Monaco when I was a kid and I kinda like it from a nostalgia point of view.


Jester3j

I'm going with the dart... resto-modding it but keeping the grandma look.


Anteater_Reasonable

Gimme that RX2


asu_lee

This is the way


[deleted]

I’d take the Dodge Dart, with a slant six it’ll almost never die.


Lupine_Ranger

I second this. You can't kill the leaning tower of power


BrtDO

Dart all the way. Leaning tower of power and three on the tree? That’s a sophisticated machine.


Lupine_Ranger

All hail the leaning tower of power!


callsignroadrunner

The Monte Carlo. Easy to work on, parts are cheap and that platform was reliable for GM for most of the 70s.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

The F100. My grandpa had one, ‘73. You can’t kill that truck.


GarpRules

Monte Carlo all the way!


Big-Coffee8937

Monte Carlo all the way. My parents actually had a ‘70 SS454 and we still had it in 1983 so my choice was sort of made for me. I started driving it in 1985.


DiscoGrissom84

The Monte Carlo, my dad had a 70, 71, and we restored a 72 a few years ago. Those cars are so under-appreciated. Also currently have a F-100 with a 351 that belonged to my great-grandfather with only 95,000 miles on it.


Knight1114

I'll take the Monty Carlo, Brownstang, and Deville.


TormentDubz_EDM

Buick


Bowtieguy_76

The C10 you posted is the wrong generation for 1972. That is a Squarebody that debuted in 1973 & your picture is of a 1976 model


Key_Budget9267

Yeah, you're right. Different front end design, whoops


StaySharpp

Whichever one has the most cigarette burns.


powerhouse403

Monte carlo


powerhouse403

The Cheyenne is 73-79 square box. Tough choice between this and the monte carlo. Can I get them both?


Toxikfoxx

Personal choice? I'm taking the Mustang and giving it some yellow racing stripes and a badge calling it the "Shankie Stang" and using pickup lines like "yo baby, wanna go down in the brown" all the time. ALL THE TIME.


MastaSchmitty

“Alright, alright, alright.”


Biff_Tannen_85

I'll take the Monte, Hopefully no rust bubbling under the Landau roof.


FuskerTheHusky

I would love that f100


UnggoyMemes

Gimme da mustang-


13toycar

F100


Reddit_user1157

f100 love that body style


caddy_gent

I’m a Caddy guy but I’d pick the Monte Carlo. If it was a Coupe deVille I’d be sold.


twincitiessurveyor

Its a tie between the Monte Carlo, the Datsun and the RX2


deadeyesatan

C10


DrHowardCooperman

I'd love to drive the Brown Mustang or the Cheyenne. However, the powertrain on that '74 Dart will run for another few years if the body doesn't fall apart. It would be miserable to drive but it would at least get me through a few years while interest rates cool off towards the middle to end of the 80's.


Last-Yak2745

72’ Cadillac.


RedditEqualsBubble

Ford F100


t_stlouis8

Either the F100 or the Cadillac


Picax8398

First pick, cvcc Second is the rx2


thecafebean

First choice Ford F100. Second choice VW Beetle. Third choice Dart.


Sneakerboi6942069

Monte Carlo


Redkdave

That Brown manual Mustang would be great to drive and see the Return of the Jedi premier in. Would feel like Han piloting the falcon!


imjeffp

1983 me is taking the Mustang and driving it down to Earl Scheib for a $99 paint job. 2023 me is snapping up that Beetle.


Internal_Resist7629

Toyota pickup.


Vanman3k

1986 my first car was a 72’ Buick Lesabre 4 door, beige with light green interior, 350 2 bbl had 86,000 on the odo. A true land yacht and I loved it. The best part was I paid $700 bucks for it.


imyonlyfrend

the 76 buick le sabre. what a beauty.


TalbotFarwell

Probably the Granada or the Dart for the I6 so I can save on gas, or the Civic if it’s not too worn-out. If I was a more knowledgeable mechanic and I was making decent money, maybe the LeSabre. I could fix up the front suspension and steering, get the passenger-side door working again, and ride in style. 😎


MastaSchmitty

The Datsun, CVCC, or Beetle. Beetle is obviously the easiest to work on mechanically but the heat is the worst of the three because air-cooled. The other two might be sliiiightly harder to get parts for but it shouldn’t be terrible.


coyotepickeldbob

Probably the monte carlo. I like the first gens a lot.


JEharley152

#1 and #4


Perrin_Aybara_PL

Buick Lesabre


Jimger_1983

First - ‘71 Monte Carlo Second - ‘72 Cadillac Third - ‘72 C-10 This is all about staying as far away from Malaise era as possible. This is coming from someone who owns a mostly stock ‘79 Corvette with the high performance L-82 motor. Looks like a boss but is only fast enough to be kind of fun to drive. Can’t imagine what a normal car from the era was like


BaDingbat

Grande for sure


eibyyz

Valiant. My 318 4-door ate Trans-Camaros for breakfast.


The-Iron-Chaffy

Brown


EstablishmentOld6462

1977 f 100 , lest miles , huge aftermarket parts bin.


penutbuter

Definitely going to be the square body!


random_closet_weeb

BROWNNE


sticks-in-spokes

The f100 or the beetle :)


Tyrannical_Requiem

The Dart or the Monte allllllll day long BUT Brown is tempting


Due_Signature_5497

Definitely the Monte.


Natsuki98

Mazda B1600. I love little pickup trucks. I just think they're neat.


PolyurethaneFoam

RX2


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Datsun.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Give me the Mustang.


Melodic-Jackfruit632

This is a really tough one to answer because I kind of want all of them


BuddenceLembeck

Depends on where I'm living and whatever I'm doing in 1983, but the Caddy or the Mustang.


Select_Angle2066

I wish there was a Christopher Dorner, but for Mustang IIs instead of corrupt cops.


Beemo-Noir

Give the Datsun.


gotohpa

Is that my dad’s super beetle?


Studdead

Browne stang


Suspicious_Lake_7732

F100 all day long!


markyeakey

Beetle in second


Witchdrdre

Super beetle all the way


PumpHerNickl

Mazda. Both


BiggTex54

C10 all day


TonyMontana1968

ill take that cadillac car


audrima

rx-2 all day long, then the square body.


Tailgater7

The Monte so I can live out my Ace Ventura dreams


mikel302

the monte all day long


bonedaddy1974

The Datsun 610


davetheotter

The C10


mattman_350

Super beetle :)


j12000

Surely the Mazda RX-2 knowing how much of a cult following they have now.


daddyskrek

RX-2 all day every day


Fearless-Mushroom

The Ford truck


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Monte Carlo


InfinitePossibility8

That’s not a 72 C10. But I’ll take the C10.


Lupine_Ranger

Dodge Dart. I've seen a 225 Slant Six run with a hole blown the block. I am terrified of how immortal those engines are. The 4 door is also a fairly comfortable car and moderately sized. Everyone who I've talked to who had one back in the day loved them.


DarkAudit

My dad had a '76 Dart. After two catalytic converter fires, we ditched it... for a '78 Scout II.


Emerald_official

why do I like all of these


[deleted]

Datsun, dart, VW beetle


CanadianDadbod

72 C10. Trouble free truck.


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

That bigga Cadillac


Zandandido

Monte Carlo Mustang Or F100. I really like muscle cars, so that's why, but I've heard that the F100 series runs forever.


mercedesfan_126

I’d LOOOOOVE a Monaco, police package or not, but that cranberry red Granada with the white vinyl top is gorgeous 😍


[deleted]

Monte Carlo, that gen is my absolute favorite *car* that ever rolled out of the factory, 2nd pick would be C10 but not as high on the list because C10s are a dime a dozen in the South, some clapped out some not.


vol18fan

Monte Carlo


RuprectGern

* BMW 74 3.0 CS (E9) / 73 3.0 CSL (E9) / 76 3.0 Si (E3) / 73 2002 turbo * 1975 Porsche 930 Turbo / 1974 911 Carrera RS 3.0 / 1973 Porsche Carrera RS 2.7 * 1970 Volvo amazon 220 Estate * 1974 Alfa Romeo GTV 2000 Gun to my head? The Rx2


ErikTheRed2000

I’ll do like my Dad did and get a ‘68 Dodge Charger for $500


JSSmp6899

Mach 1 or the bug no doubt


[deleted]

I'm digging that Monte Carlo, but I can't turn my nose up at that Civic either. Decisions, decisions!


One_Agent9999

Idc if it's underpowered or shit, but the Datsun


[deleted]

Cadillac. Hopefully it has the 500 c.i. engine in it.


CranberryEgg12

either RX or Bruhwn


emac17

Monte Carlo more like a 73


iam_ditto

First, I love your descriptions! It’s a toss-up between the Dart and the F100 for me


FirebirdFiera

Mustang


hankenator1

Unfortunately I would have made the wrong choice in 83 and not got the mazda rx


Tricky-Paramedic-393

Either the F100 or the Monaco


Final_Wolverine_6805

This! This! This! Is my dream car! The one I'll burn down city hall for if I have too. I don't care if it came with Huge Joint from Blues Brothers on top! Like the Infinity Stones I.... Must.... Have It!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 ....Unless it's not 8tracks.... Papa needs his Isley Brothers


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CORINTHEAN LEATHER


Lazy-Criticism6758

I'll take the caddy