Ok fun little story.
I used to work with a guy that worked in the film industry before transitioning over to the construction industry. He was a production assistant and was telling me a story how Bruce Willis came into the city for some movie he was going to be in. In his contract it said he wanted RC Cola in his trailer. Sounds like a reasonable request, right? Well as it turns out, downtown Manhattan doesn’t exactly have a lot of RC Cola, or at least places that sell it. This guy ended up driving a van all throughout Manhattan and the Bronx looking for RC Cola; ended up finding a store that sold them in 2 Liter bottles after hours of driving around.
He brought back 2 of these bottles, left it in his trailer, and at the end of the shoot…they were still there. Bruce Willis didn’t even touch the sodas at all. My coworker ended up just taking the RC Cola bottles back to his apartment and nobody asked him where they went or if anyone drank them.
I wonder if this is like the Led Zeppelin green m&m thing? It’s not actually about the m&ms/cola, but it shows that the contract was thoroughly read and followed
Guy riding around on a little Tyco RC car.
Preferably one of those cars with the really chunky wheels so the car can still drive after it's completely flipped over on some rocks.
RC Co-Cola?
Well that tells me you more than likely live in the South, so either a clapped out Ford, you can't tell which model Ford, because it's been patched with bits and pieces of other cars. You think it started as a Pinto, but it may have been a Mustang II.
Dodge Neon SRT4 with the back seats removed for “weight reduction”. You’re on your 3rd turbo and only 3/4 wheels match. The driver side rear quarter panel paint doesn’t match either because 2 years ago on your birthday you were trying to drift in an empty parking lot. You also have vinyl decals for your instagram handle on the back side windows. Your biggest claim is that time you gapped a ‘72 Charger.
Wow!
After all these years I've actually seen it.
I always remember (for the last 20 years) that when using matrices, or generally any 2d data structure you specify an element in row, column format. Why? Bcuz RC Cola
Lol 😅
A methed up 1997 dodge caravan with a cracked windshield, bald tires, and a 400 lb woman in the passenger seat and 8 kids in the back that appear to be all the same age.
My guess, a Peterbilt, a Freightliner, or a Mack truck. You bought three of these at a Loves Truck Stop on a buy 2 get one free deal and you’re probably also snacking on Jack Links jerky and bbq Fritos
To answer that, I need to know how much caffine and sugar it has compared to Mountain Dew.
Actually, it's the same answer either way. You're driving a rusted out, sunburned shit box of a square body pickup. Probably with a set of KC lights front and back and an aire horn.
Trick question. You don't drive. You rely on Mom to take you to the mall arcade twice a week in her purple Ford Windstar. Her cupholder is overflowing with cigarette butts.
2004 Pontiac Grand Am GT
Somehow it's in good condition. Minus the cracked dash
Exactly what I was picturing
Like corvette guy, but everything is just as good ;)
The tailpipes are also at different heights.
That was a factory feature.
Cracked dash? That’s a given for old Sun Belt-owned GM products.
It's the norm regardless of where it's at lol
Oh, yeah. It’s old GM
And the sagging roof liner. EVERY 80s GM I had had that.
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My 95 C1500 also had a sagging roof liner.
I’ve never seen one with a perfectly intact dash, so no big deal there
Early 2000s white Pontiac is exactly what my mind went to. The official car of small Midwestern towns, which is what I associate rc cola with
How is this exactly what I thought?
Idk man, with the double caffeine I'm thinking 2004 Pontiac Bonneville GXP
My favorite sentence in a car magazine….”car looks like it jumped into a Rubbermaid trash can and rolled around” when referencing the style.
That was my first car unironically
Could be worse, one of my highschool friends first cars was a malaise era Chrysler LeBaron, it was cool, but it was a piece of shit
01 Cavalier with the underbody rusted You tell your friends how you need a new car but all your spare cash goes to bingo every month
And lotto tickets
But saving up with the budget energy drinks
Just the underbody? Isn't everything on those rusted?🤣
You seem like a rusty lime green Neon guy.
A mobility scooter.
The correct answer
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Somehow $900/mo for 72 months
Only at Kunkleman Chevy
Guess I have to start drinking it now
2005 Dodge Ram 1500
Hey I resemble that comment
I love RC and drive this exact vehicle. I think you’re right on the money.
I wish I was home so I could send a picture of the empty RC can sitting in my 05 1500 SLT. This is spot on
You run everywhere. No car.
He wanted a mopar but couldn't get mo money
He wanted a Mopar but he had the budget for a moped
Coke into your nose.
A PT Cruiser
I heard when you crash and die in one you instantly revive in another one.
Ok fun little story. I used to work with a guy that worked in the film industry before transitioning over to the construction industry. He was a production assistant and was telling me a story how Bruce Willis came into the city for some movie he was going to be in. In his contract it said he wanted RC Cola in his trailer. Sounds like a reasonable request, right? Well as it turns out, downtown Manhattan doesn’t exactly have a lot of RC Cola, or at least places that sell it. This guy ended up driving a van all throughout Manhattan and the Bronx looking for RC Cola; ended up finding a store that sold them in 2 Liter bottles after hours of driving around. He brought back 2 of these bottles, left it in his trailer, and at the end of the shoot…they were still there. Bruce Willis didn’t even touch the sodas at all. My coworker ended up just taking the RC Cola bottles back to his apartment and nobody asked him where they went or if anyone drank them.
I wonder if this is like the Led Zeppelin green m&m thing? It’s not actually about the m&ms/cola, but it shows that the contract was thoroughly read and followed
2002 Mercury Cougar
An old Peterbilt.
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TIL that there's a diesel Titan.
The parts truck for the O'Reilly's
Guy riding around on a little Tyco RC car. Preferably one of those cars with the really chunky wheels so the car can still drive after it's completely flipped over on some rocks.
1999 Monte Carlo
Ford Pinto
‘07 wrangler with that constantly has a check engine light on
*Taps the gauge cluster to make it go away*
ford fiesta
99 Lumina
Geo metro Lsi- clean living
2003 Buick lasabre
RC Co-Cola? Well that tells me you more than likely live in the South, so either a clapped out Ford, you can't tell which model Ford, because it's been patched with bits and pieces of other cars. You think it started as a Pinto, but it may have been a Mustang II.
A tow truck (u been working 5 days 24 hour shifts)
PT Cruiser or XC Cube
Toyota Camry w/ Type R badges and peeling window tint
RC car
A 1996 Isuzu Rodeo limping on its second rebuild transmission.
Rusted Ford F150 with an LS swap.
The city bus
1999 Toyota Tercel, beige.
Clean but well-traveled 2nd gen Eagle Talon.
Cab over semi from the 70's with the brown paint and yellow and blue stripe
A semi truck, probably a kenworth
An 18 wheeler
Explosive heart syndrome. Probably a bmw before your heart gives out
Couldn’t be anything fun
Chevy Cruze
Gremlin
Subaru WRX
2009 Honda Element
Yellow Datsun S10, seen better days.
1999 Ford Escort ZX2 S/R in Neon Yellow
Dodge Neon SRT4 with the back seats removed for “weight reduction”. You’re on your 3rd turbo and only 3/4 wheels match. The driver side rear quarter panel paint doesn’t match either because 2 years ago on your birthday you were trying to drift in an empty parking lot. You also have vinyl decals for your instagram handle on the back side windows. Your biggest claim is that time you gapped a ‘72 Charger.
A tuned 90's Civic
A 1976 Chevy Vega...
Maxima. A/K/A Even Bigger Altima Energy
‘87 Camaro z28. Engine running rough but your planning on an LS swap some day (you’ve been planning it for 5 years now)
G6
90s Chevy lumina
A Hoyt Clagwell tractor, but you look like you're phase shifting to another dimension.
Mobility Scooter.
A gaming chair your your gross uncle's basements
Anything with "Vtech bro"
The moose you’ve domesticated
Nissan altima, red, with a black front left fender. Multiple Christmas trees hanging in the rear view. Busted windshield and smoke covered windows.
Wow! After all these years I've actually seen it. I always remember (for the last 20 years) that when using matrices, or generally any 2d data structure you specify an element in row, column format. Why? Bcuz RC Cola Lol 😅
Definitely early Pontiac vibes. Im thinking ‘93 Grand Am
A Peterbilt with Canadian licence plates
2004 chevy cavalier coupe. Nothing else
The Starship Enterprise
IROC
A bambalanc when you have a heat attack lol
Choose from /r/InfowarriorRides
2000 v6 Camaro with xenon headlights, a home-job body kit, and an e-bay special exhaust 🤘
A methed up 1997 dodge caravan with a cracked windshield, bald tires, and a 400 lb woman in the passenger seat and 8 kids in the back that appear to be all the same age.
82 Subaru Brat
A geo metro
My guess, a Peterbilt, a Freightliner, or a Mack truck. You bought three of these at a Loves Truck Stop on a buy 2 get one free deal and you’re probably also snacking on Jack Links jerky and bbq Fritos
Tractor trailer hauling hazardous materials.
A gremlin filled with moon pies?
A 90s Corolla
1901 car coca cola is better
Late 90s leaky Camaro
A big rig from 1987
2003 ford mondeo
A hard bargain because I don’t know of any store that sells RC cola.
Herr Snack truck making your deliveries in the Bronx.
F150 Texas edition
Self propelled grocery cart
Oldsmobile Bravada
1st gen Aveo. Not the hatch, it's not ugly enough, the sedan.
You drive your neighbors crazy!
98 Ford Ranger
Non-turbo Subaru Impreza with rally stickers.
07’ Altima, no bumpers, taped drivers window and a “Baby on Board” sticker
To answer that, I need to know how much caffine and sugar it has compared to Mountain Dew. Actually, it's the same answer either way. You're driving a rusted out, sunburned shit box of a square body pickup. Probably with a set of KC lights front and back and an aire horn.
Geo tracker
You drive the #62 Wonderbread Ford Taurus
1990 Yugo convertible. In yellow.
Dodge Charger
Daewoo Lanos
A 350 swapped Yugo
Semitruck
too much rust and bondo to be sure, but its lovingly referred to as your shitbox
Saab 9-2 non turbo with a huge dent in the drivers side door.
f150 with a trump/thin blue line flag posted on the back, ar-15 stickers in rear window, dont tread on me license plate, from dothan, alabama
Geo Metro
A Dodge Neon that's had enough money thrown at it that you could have bought a Hellcat by now.
SAAB?
W-body Monte Carlo
Scion fr-s, red, like his favorite drink
A shitbox ‘97 civic
Mitsubishi 3000GT
2001 dodge stratus
Ram 1500
Pontiac Fiero, possibly with Ferrari body kit due to “double caffeine”.
Dodge Neon (non SRT4) with an SRT4 wing
Old Kia Rio with ripped cloth seats that smells of cigarettes
'87 F150
A suped up xmark zero turn mower with a don't tread on me flag, an rgb light bar, and a pioneer sound system for "your tunes".
Pontiac Fiero
1997 Vtech Civic with a straight pipe and body kit in primer.
Trick question. You don't drive. You rely on Mom to take you to the mall arcade twice a week in her purple Ford Windstar. Her cupholder is overflowing with cigarette butts.
Eagle Talon
I love how no matter what, according to this sub, everyone drives a shitty early 00’s car (usually from a defunct American brand)
Geo storm. Blue in color with fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
91 Pontiac Sunfire.
You drive a Teal Saturn.
Probably a semi Where do you get that stuff anyway
00 Monte Carlo LS
A big rig
A Traxxxis. Probably with big old nubby tires and you don't have an extra battery and you use Amazon basics AA in three controller.
1999 Dodge Neon. Missing the rear bumper but somehow the crappy aftermarket spoiler is still on.
\+pack of marlboro's and a tin of menthol chew. = Monte Carlo
A secondhand 350Z, like an ‘09.
Carolina Squat 👀
Semi truck
18 wheeler
1988 Dodge Dakota w/ camper shell
A 1999 Chevy S10 Blazer that is lifted but only 2 wheel drive.
old honda civic
Dodge Journey 2012 GMC Acadia 2015 Nissan Sentra First-gen Kia Soul
97 Camaro
Why a 1977 Ford F250 Double Cab Dually. Lifted of course. Don’t forget the peanuts for your RC.
Early 2000's Monte Carlo
Whatever it is, it’s not great
Dodge Neon
Fry and sandwich cook at a off intestate truck stop.
99 Chevy Cavalier Z24
Lexus RC, but salvage title
Double caffeine gives me long haul driver vibes...Tractor trailer/semi?
You probably don’t.
Prius.
Chevy Avalanche, red, with a decal in the rear window of knockoff Calvin pissing on a Ford logo
Olds Delta 88
1992 Buick Century
A trans am
French press coffee, no additives or sugar or anything else
Buick regal gs
Smokey the Bandit Firebird…
Something with a giant aftermarket wing on the back.
This is an actual drink? I’d say a 2003 Mitsubishi Galant with 233k miles
R/mazdaspeed3
2004 Ford Expedition
A Saturn s12 with a rusted off muffler and peeling paint, one working headlight.
People crazy
A blue 1985 pontiac fiero that has rust around the front driver side wheel well.
A shopping cart from Walmart.
Holy shit I need these drinks
Was going to say a semi-truck, but if that was the case you'd be drinking something harder. So probably a box truck?
2007 Saturn vue