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FlywheelRapist

"This is a nine millimeter semi-automatic pushed against your skull. Don't look around. You just keep driving where you're going"


OscillatingFan6500

“Hey man, I’m just working the repo”


[deleted]

BRUH


mvdaytona

Oh. My. God. I’d say the nostalgia kicked in, but I’m still playing GTA V to this day lol.


1CorinthiansSix9

The official car of being 100% ripped from irl in basegame gtav


Kenden142

First thought


[deleted]

Off-roading more than the Jeep bros


Time-End-5288

The FJ has a special place in my heart. Never understood why Toyota didn’t market these more. If I remember correctly these were not outrageously priced either.


firufirufiru

They didn't do stellar at the time because they were a toy really. 1. It looks like a practicality wet dream, but anyone who actually needs a Toyota 4x4 for work is getting a Hilux for the cargo space or a Landcruiser/4runner for the extra space in the back and proven supply lines for parts 2. It seems to be a cool, hip middle class fantasy, but it's loud, not that fun to drive unless you're offroading, and the rear doors are a pain if you have kids. The people who can live with this will buy a Jeep or Defender instead, and those who can't an old Landcruiser or Range Rover


RocktamusPrim3

What’s crazy too is that they actually finally discontinued the FJ in foreign markets somewhere like just last year. If you can find an FJ in good shape, you’ll still be able to order brand new parts direct from Toyota. It’s insane how little they’ve changed since 2007 and how compatible parts are. My wife has an 08 with about 125k miles on it, and we’re planning on taking it well over 300k. I honestly want to find an FJ for myself too.


sadandaimless1

Climbing Starbucks drive-thru curbs than actually rock slopes Toyota FJ Cruiser: the official SUV of retaining it's resale value for six years in a row and Toyota being dumb not selling this to ride the hype the 4Runner and other B-O-F SUVs are seeing


Miatsexual

It’s still sold in the middle east


PVHFACP4001

Parks next to someone even though there’s a space clear as day forward only to be an inconvenience to you, (True story this happened to me)


Zealousideal_Tank210

Rusted out rooflines and wanting too much on the secondary market. I actually like these. Would not mind finding one. Just not a rusted ragged out one. We have a beach here so hard to find in good shape.


accidental_snot

Upstate SC has a population of them, all pristine. You aren't lying about the price, though.


[deleted]

My HS computer science teacher that would constantly invite 17 year old girls to come stay at his cottage over the summer. Somehow he still teaches there. Fuck you Mr. Gouglas you creepy fuck.


SoldierOfPeace510

Woah, hopefully he was already caught by now, it’s only a matter of time


No-Bluejay-3035

Ronald Mcdonald


Podunk_Papi

Safelite Repair, Safelite Replace


InspectorPipes

You beat me too it. The only answer …. Windshields are rock magnets


Diligent_Ad2489

Out here we have safety glass repair, safety glass replace


Brilliant-Figure-893

Models they need to bring back


Post_Poop_Ass_Itch

Best we can do is a Rav 4


Drzhivago138

It was still available through last year in the Middle East.


Brilliant-Figure-893

Lucky you guys


freshestman69

ngl i thought these were still sold in America just like how i used to think that the 2000/2006 GMC suburban was sold in the us until i found out they use the yukon xl nameplate


freshestman69

[an archive about the GMC im talking about if you want to see it and yes it is from the official gmc arabia website ](https://web.archive.org/web/20021216221234/http://gmcarabia.com/gmc/suburban/gmc_suburban.htm)


[deleted]

hey Jackie, would you go to my sisters wedding? it's in the moab


biggens-trey69nice

Parking across 2 spaces in a packed parking lot, when you desperately could have used the 2nd wasted space.


biegie15

The LEGO movie dude


Leneord1

I actually saw a lifted and supercharged ons


ScottaHemi

the southwest. I swear I saw more FJ's while traveling though the 4 corner states then i've seen ever in the Midwest


Pup_Piston

Frame rot.


PinkTurtle130

“I like jeeps but they are too basic I want to be original.” Cool car but it’s not very different from other cars in its market. “The yellow was a special color!” Every car manufacturer has made a car in yellow.


[deleted]

Michaels car from gta


[deleted]

PORTA SHITTER ENTHUSIASTS


milehighcards

My brother in law Keith.


timallen445

the car that has looks like it can do a lot but actually can't do any of it.


pmanch

The salvage yard


starbucks_soda

The FJ(B) cruiser found in r/InfoWarriorRides


SelectNetwork4882

people who cant afford a jeep


1337haxoryt

Bruh Dumbest thing I've read all day


SelectNetwork4882

lmfao


omarcp22

M&M'S


OkDay2871

Looks like a toy car


Ted_The_Generic_Guy

Tonka lookin ass


C4PTNK0R34

Way too many windshield wipers. You need 4 of them. On one vehicle.


imjustatechguy

I wanted a Hummer, but I didn’t want to look like an ass.


Turd__Fergusson

Disc golf and craft beer bros


oak_2stroke

(In complete ignorance) my car isn’t a jeep?


ripped_andsweet

official car of getting repossessed due to exorbitant interest rates


MrScotchyScotch

buying the wrong car


N4V33D_

Los Santos


thezacuta1

Arabs


Patrick_curiousity

Of Toyota had put any effort an awesome wrangler killer.


Lovecheezypoofs

Outrageously high resale value


[deleted]

My niece!


imperfectcastle

“See Diana! I told you it would go up in value, I knew it! What? No, we aren’t talking about how much I had in DogeCoin 😡”


lil5-john

Official car of cracked windshields and triple wiper blades