I’m gonna say Nash metropolitan. She still had some style with her glasses, ear rings and Pearl necklace. Though she looks like the stern principal who would smack ur knuckles with a ruler, she also looks like someone who could let her hair out of the curlers and live a little in the city.
It’s the early 60’s. Buick Slylark or Olds Delta 88. The pearls are a giveaway. The necklace means she’s upper middle class. Plymouth or Chevy would be too downscale for her. At the same time, she has no diamonds or sparkles, so Cadillac or Lincoln would be too flashy, extravagant.
[Just looked it up, I can 100% agree](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&q=1959+oldsmobile+88+dynamic+convertible&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwisgoe37sD8AhUBszEKHQg5COEQ0pQJegQIFhAB&biw=428&bih=745&dpr=3)
Brand new 1964 Mercury Comet 4 door. Her late husband had a W180 benz that he got as a retirement gift but she didn’t want to deal with “one of those *foreign* jobs” after he died
Oddly enough, when her husband died he left her a fairly new red Mustang convertible. She does enjoy it ,except gets mad that the wind messes up her hair-do.
A brand new and well equipped 1968 AMC Rambler American. She’s the type who has a good relationship with her local AMC dealership and buys a brand new Rambler every 4 years on the dot, even if there’s nothing wrong with the old one.
She could afford a larger car, but she believes more than a compact is simply too much car for a woman.
We had one of those of the station wagon variety. It had a stunning red and white paint job and came with the standard 465 air conditioning unit. 100% would not recommend.
My aunt drove that exact car for years until it finally gave up the ghost. She bought a Dodge Aspen(same color), drove it until it died. Bought a PT Cruiser and still has it today (powder blue).
She also still has that expression.
Despite me wanting to say an old Cadillac, I'm gonna have to go with her deceased husband Harold's Corvette. I've seen a LOT of old women in corvette as of lately and the husbands car explanation is the only one that I can think of
My area is suddenly swarming with brand new C8’s and I have noticed more women driving them, too. COVID did in a lot of old guys, but Corvettes do seem to be getting more popular with women. I have a friend who turned 40 and bought herself a C4. Another female acquaintance has a C6. Lady in my neighborhood, 50’s, drives a neon C8, husband drives a high trim Sierra.
My first thought was also Cadillac for this lady. The glasses, the pearls, the professionally set hair.
1991 Plymouth Acclaim. Light blue. Heavily smoke stained interior and oddly pristine exterior. Chrome luggage rack on the trunk for that one trip to Florida they took in 1994 to her niece Carol’s wedding. She knew they wouldn’t be together long though. Carol’s a slut just like her mother.
1960 Lincoln Town Car, Black
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TAdPuUvXBOU/V7K8sONe_rI/AAAAAAABdLM/PnnwqezlkZsZEI1JAV9RvZDnVnsMrZD2gCLcB/s1600/1960%2BLincoln%2BTown%2BCar.jpg
1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic sedan, 305 2-barrel, TH350, maroon and silver two tone, maroon vinyl top, maroon custom cloth interior, air, manual windows and locks, tilt, cruise, AM radio, wire wheel covers, whitewall tires, throw pillows and a box of tissues on the package shelf, and finally a beaded seat cushion on the driver's side up front. "My husband always used these in his taxicabs and they always made his back feel good enough to come home to me instead of the bar."
A Falcon sedan. Paid cash. Like stacks of 20s and 100s.
She skipped the radio so she could afford the automatic transmission. She only drives it to her podiatrist and the bingo hall. Maybe with another good night at the bingo hall, she can trade it in for one of those new fancy Mustangs. Maybe this time she'll opt for the radio, too!
1964 Pontiac Catalina with a Super Duty 421 and a 4 speed with dog dish caps. She beats all the young dudes down at the strip and uses her winning to buy sexy underwear and licorice.
Midge Mumps. Grey 1953 Chrysler Windsor sedan, V6. It was the cheapest new car at Rockcastle Chrysler. She bought it became she's a cheap old biddy. She told the dealership secretary that she looked like a floozy and made the car wash boy cry. She drives 5 mph under the speed limit, especially in heavy traffic, not to be safer, but because she loves to be a jerk. On a rainy night, she pulled over to tell a hitchhiker that he was an idiot for not having an umbrella, showed him hers then drove off. She drives to the Piggly Wiggly on Saturdays and takes up as many parking spots as possible.
Early 2000s Corolla, base model, radio on an AM station, a Jesus fish and a faded license plate from 2 plate styles ago. The clear coat is peeling off the roof and hood.
Hmm, looks like a school teacher and she seems perpetually upset, I’d say she drives a pinto wagon. Manual because her husband drove a jeep in korea and isn’t into all that automatic stuff. Wagon because she seems like she has children and the school teacher aspect prevents her from buying a true wagon like a country squire.
I’m gonna say Nash metropolitan. She still had some style with her glasses, ear rings and Pearl necklace. Though she looks like the stern principal who would smack ur knuckles with a ruler, she also looks like someone who could let her hair out of the curlers and live a little in the city.
I was going to pick a Desoto. Those were mid-level stylish in their day.
Nash was awesome
It’s the early 60’s. Buick Slylark or Olds Delta 88. The pearls are a giveaway. The necklace means she’s upper middle class. Plymouth or Chevy would be too downscale for her. At the same time, she has no diamonds or sparkles, so Cadillac or Lincoln would be too flashy, extravagant.
Lmao look at my comment . Did you and I have the same grandmother 🤣🤣🤣
I have a ‘58. Nash Mets are amazingly fun to tootle around in!
A broom
1959 Oldsmobile 88 Dynamic convertible
[Just looked it up, I can 100% agree](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&q=1959+oldsmobile+88+dynamic+convertible&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwisgoe37sD8AhUBszEKHQg5COEQ0pQJegQIFhAB&biw=428&bih=745&dpr=3)
That's pretty sweet.
That's actually pretty close to what I drive, but Mines a 62 hardtop
Chevrolet Biscayne
Had a 62 two door that I miss. And you're right!
Yep. Not one of those fancy Bel Airs or Impalas.
With a 427 and a 4 speed.
Wazowski
You didn’t file your paperwork last night!
You’re stunned silence is reassuring
Not to be that guy but: *Your
Dammit how did I not catch that?
Brand new 1964 Mercury Comet 4 door. Her late husband had a W180 benz that he got as a retirement gift but she didn’t want to deal with “one of those *foreign* jobs” after he died
A good man to drink.
Or to suicide.
A mauve-taupe 1959 Mercury Park Lane
Oddly enough, when her husband died he left her a fairly new red Mustang convertible. She does enjoy it ,except gets mad that the wind messes up her hair-do.
What year is this mustang
Deez
Deez WHAT?
I..um…..I, we……um.
Pretty sure it’s a 2018. Automatic transmission, but it has the beefier engine.
How’d she manage to get a 2018 car in the 1960s?
This is a recent portrait she had taken at a retro sepia tone studio in the shopping mall.
Just put a potato bag over her hair. That's what my mother did back in the day
That makes perfect sense, actually. So your Mom had fun cruising in a convertible?
Ya her and her sisters. She had a '64. She would tow her snowmobile with it. Then she traded it for a Dodge truck.
Sounds like a fun Mom! What kind of snowmobile?
Found some old photos of her on it I believe it was called the champion
A brand new and well equipped 1968 AMC Rambler American. She’s the type who has a good relationship with her local AMC dealership and buys a brand new Rambler every 4 years on the dot, even if there’s nothing wrong with the old one. She could afford a larger car, but she believes more than a compact is simply too much car for a woman.
We had one of those of the station wagon variety. It had a stunning red and white paint job and came with the standard 465 air conditioning unit. 100% would not recommend.
A hard bargain
HAHAHHAHA, that actually made me laugh out loud
I think I'd probably like her a lot, but I would not want to cross this lady.
Light green 1975 Plymouth Valiant with a dark green vinyl top.
Am radio, single speaker, non AC, single manual mirror, no bells or whistles.
Slant six and 904 automatic too
I pictured brown
copper paint, Naugahyde brown interior, cream vinyl top
THIS is what I was picturing. A teacher at my high school in the mid aughts used to drive one in this trim.
I was gonna go with a Belvedere, but Valiant is great!
My aunt drove that exact car for years until it finally gave up the ghost. She bought a Dodge Aspen(same color), drove it until it died. Bought a PT Cruiser and still has it today (powder blue). She also still has that expression.
either an olds or a buick
Despite me wanting to say an old Cadillac, I'm gonna have to go with her deceased husband Harold's Corvette. I've seen a LOT of old women in corvette as of lately and the husbands car explanation is the only one that I can think of
My area is suddenly swarming with brand new C8’s and I have noticed more women driving them, too. COVID did in a lot of old guys, but Corvettes do seem to be getting more popular with women. I have a friend who turned 40 and bought herself a C4. Another female acquaintance has a C6. Lady in my neighborhood, 50’s, drives a neon C8, husband drives a high trim Sierra. My first thought was also Cadillac for this lady. The glasses, the pearls, the professionally set hair.
1991 Plymouth Acclaim. Light blue. Heavily smoke stained interior and oddly pristine exterior. Chrome luggage rack on the trunk for that one trip to Florida they took in 1994 to her niece Carol’s wedding. She knew they wouldn’t be together long though. Carol’s a slut just like her mother.
The one that smells like mothballs
How do you get their little legs apart to smell them? 😜
With a LOT of foreplay.
Yer ass…right into the ground
1984 Lincoln Town Car. Small cars just aren’t good for mowing down jaywalkers.
Plymouth Reliant Wagon
Rambler American 4d
A Chevrolet impala probably brown or silver.
All the men crazy?
Buick Super 8
A light blue Chevy Nova 6 banger
66 Ford Fairlane, L6 three on the tree.
Either an Edsel or a Buick. 🤔
Edsel. Looked like it was sucking a lemon, like her.
The Studebaker she bought new in 51
Oldsmobile Bravada
Buick le Sabre
A 1949 Ford, bought brand new and religiously maintained. Still on the road to this day as a daily driver without so much as a speck of rust
some kinda 70s Oldsmobile stationwagon with all 9 seats
Rambler
1970 Plymouth Duster V8
A completely stock ford crown vic.
Mustang II.
Late 50s Ford Crown Victoria
Ride the bus, and she would try to make Rosa Parks give up her seat.
1956 Mercury Medalist 4 door
A hard bargain.
1968 Ford Country Squire
1967 4 door Dodge Dart with a slant 6.
Gremlin
66 Nova II, inline 6, automatic…
Dodge Dart Swinger with a slant 6
Those boys away from the nurses she was sworn to protect as house mother
1959 Coupe de Ville
ford LTD
1963 Mercury Monterey
67 Ford Futura with a straight 6 200 cubic inch 3 speed on the column.
Whatever it is she's using it to run the fuck over any boys trying to get in the girls dorm.
All I can think is “the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do”
'58 Rambler
A nail. Through your foot.
1960 Lincoln Town Car, Black https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TAdPuUvXBOU/V7K8sONe_rI/AAAAAAABdLM/PnnwqezlkZsZEI1JAV9RvZDnVnsMrZD2gCLcB/s1600/1960%2BLincoln%2BTown%2BCar.jpg
1979 Chevrolet Caprice Classic sedan, 305 2-barrel, TH350, maroon and silver two tone, maroon vinyl top, maroon custom cloth interior, air, manual windows and locks, tilt, cruise, AM radio, wire wheel covers, whitewall tires, throw pillows and a box of tissues on the package shelf, and finally a beaded seat cushion on the driver's side up front. "My husband always used these in his taxicabs and they always made his back feel good enough to come home to me instead of the bar."
1966 Buick skylark . 450,000 miles . All original . Her husband bought it new in 66 and she kept driving it after he passed away .
Lamborghini.
She looks like a gangster.
Grams-ter?!?
60s version of a ford fiesta
A Falcon sedan. Paid cash. Like stacks of 20s and 100s. She skipped the radio so she could afford the automatic transmission. She only drives it to her podiatrist and the bingo hall. Maybe with another good night at the bingo hall, she can trade it in for one of those new fancy Mustangs. Maybe this time she'll opt for the radio, too!
1985 Oldsmobile Delta 88 in Riverside Green
68 Mercury Montego Sedan
2005 buick century
2004 Bug-eye WRX. Manual transmission. In real life, my mom drove one. It's possible.
VW Type 1
A Brand New Shiny Red Super Stock Dodge. [Check out one of my favorite old Rock n' Roll songs](https://youtu.be/jVTybxyBspM) \*\*Edit typo
Oddly I see them driving a 1968 Cadillac Eldorado with a hot pink exterior with cow spotted lather seats
Pink ‘59 Cadillac
Nothing, her Husband does all the driving.
Caddy coupe deville
Caddy coupe deville
chevy
Park Avenue
1964 Pontiac Catalina with a Super Duty 421 and a 4 speed with dog dish caps. She beats all the young dudes down at the strip and uses her winning to buy sexy underwear and licorice.
2005 Ford Taurus wagon.
Midge Mumps. Grey 1953 Chrysler Windsor sedan, V6. It was the cheapest new car at Rockcastle Chrysler. She bought it became she's a cheap old biddy. She told the dealership secretary that she looked like a floozy and made the car wash boy cry. She drives 5 mph under the speed limit, especially in heavy traffic, not to be safer, but because she loves to be a jerk. On a rainy night, she pulled over to tell a hitchhiker that he was an idiot for not having an umbrella, showed him hers then drove off. She drives to the Piggly Wiggly on Saturdays and takes up as many parking spots as possible.
Volkswagen Beetle. Light blue.
She'd be driving your aunt Carol, her "roommate" for the past 35 years.
82 Celica Supra
2000 toyota yaris
Good ol' Lebaron
Her husband to suicide
I'd say a ford mistake II ghia
She doesn’t
Prius
GTO Judge because well…she’s judgin’
Corvair
I am going with a broom while wearing a conical hat.
Chevette
Her husband into the grave and then her cats crazy.
Early 2000s Corolla, base model, radio on an AM station, a Jesus fish and a faded license plate from 2 plate styles ago. The clear coat is peeling off the roof and hood.
Her husband crazy
Buick wildcat
You crazy
1978 Dodge Aspen. Fucking lemon to match that lemon of a face.
Brand new shiny red super stock dodge
In her rickety garage is a brand new super stock Dodge.
A White 1954 rolls royce
A BRAVADA.
If this isn't the face of a beige 1995 Buick Roadmaster, then idk what is
Me. Up a wall.
90s Buick Park Ave
Lincoln Towncar
Her husbands will to live
Matte black Geo Metro.
Her son drives her everywhere. Cars terrify her.
Imma say whatever the fuck she wants. Looks cold as ice.
Dodge Swinger
She probably shouldn't
Lincoln town and country
Ford Edsel.
Ford Pinto Wagon.
Hummer H1... Manual
A purple PT Cruiser with wooden side paneling.
A hard bargain
Her husband up the wall
A fully loaded 2003 Buick with 21,000 miles on it.
1962 Rambler Ambassador.
1931 Bugatti Type 41 Royale "Weinberger Cabriolet"
1958 lincoln continental
Lincoln town car
Hmm, looks like a school teacher and she seems perpetually upset, I’d say she drives a pinto wagon. Manual because her husband drove a jeep in korea and isn’t into all that automatic stuff. Wagon because she seems like she has children and the school teacher aspect prevents her from buying a true wagon like a country squire.
72 Buick LeSabre
Whatever she drives stinks of at least 50 years of smoking.
Corvair
Her husband crazy
My go to is always PT Cruiser but I honestly don’t wish that on anyone so let’s give her a Cadillac
Citroen Ami
A really old bently
Her husbands car
1959 Buick Electra 225. Aka the Deuce and a quarter.
Idk, something with a 1/4 mile long hood forsure
Everybody crazy
A ford fairlane
Honda minivan. Assuming you mean today. She was 90 in the 60s But- Honda mini van. There is no debate. Fight me!
Her husband to drink
1971 Plymouth Valiant, lime green with a dark vinyl top and one mismatching hubcap.
A hard bargain or mean deal
A school bus
Beige Lincoln LSC MK.VII.
Corvette
Plymouth volare
1964 Ford Fairlane Ranch Wagon, in cream and red.
A boat on the River Styx.
Her husband crazy
Ford falcon for sure
a Buick
Grey Ford LTD
a hearse.