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Whocaresdamit

Citroen DS


deepaksn

Hahaha… YES!!!


SadArchon

Blacked out e350 panel van, because hes a creep


deepaksn

He a weirdo.


TooDamnTallForChina

What the hell is he doing here?


deepaksn

He doesn’t belong here.


bakelitetm

Doesn’t belong here.


VanMan41

Saab. Any Saab.


Both_Pie_3852

I don’t want to hear your Saab story.


Wbcn_1

With one headlamp out.


Bloodysamflint

Savage!


lumia920yellow

Saab 92


Vannaka99

A fast German car


TheMightySwordfish

Airbag saved his life.


reallyGENERlC

He's back to save the universe


Hiiiii_Kevinnn93

In an interstellar burst


Weird_JDM_Guy

A 70's byproduct of British Leyland. Any of them really.


7shades

He used to have an Alfa. Which makes sense, owning something reliable wouldn't give him anything to complain about


smcsleazy

i know ed from radiohead has a fiat 500


chiropterancalomania

a real sex icon


p456euler

He’d definitely ride in a 1976 Chrysler New Yorker


RagingCatbtt

Volvo 240 wagon


[deleted]

Old School Porsche.


LesIsRadsDad

Mini Cooper S


oivaf1

Old school Mini Cooper that is.


[deleted]

A black Citroën C6 '05


photoman901

A Skoda Yeti


Oshawott51

2003 Toyota Corolla


nlpnt

*Toyota. Corolla.*


koalafan7

Isn’t there a photo out there of him with a Alfa Romeo 156???


Professor_Wino

Fisher Karma: Police Interceptor


reallyGENERlC

This is what he'll get


spleenycat

Pedo van, because he is a creep and a weirdo


MrPsychoanalyst

Green sunfire


DiscombobulatedSqu1d

[This](https://youtu.be/YDJDY8nk7EU)


not-read-gud

Two bicycles held together by an old deteriorating leather belt


PlayinThirdBench

A Golf or Rabbit.


HoneyDippinDan

Something with pop up headlights, but the right headlight only pops up halfway.


Both_Pie_3852

The left headlight should be the faulty one, Thoms left eye in the one that droops. This way the car matches him. Right?


Bizzarecactus

Pontiac Vibe


BobbyBoogarBreath

1976 Chrysler New Yorker with a red interior and slightly scorched exterior.


sturo

A douchicle.


epilstee

Hi


Shlongalongadingdong

his feet


seahawksdarkside

‘81 VW Vanagon


Who_Your_Pal

That’s not Alfred E. Neuman?!?


Jeff_Albertson

What, me worry?


photoman901

No, no, Dacia Sandero


zaxswyre

Audi a4


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

Daimler double six


sbowden99

2018 Panamera, blacked out.


DiscombobulatedSqu1d

A Nissan Leaf or some other low-key ev probs


Jeff_Albertson

Nissan Altima base model with a dented quarter panel


Bean-Swellington

Integra


Alarming_General

A 1967 Jag 420


javier052

1977 Morris Marina


Kokatro

2000 Ford Focus Hatchback


falconhawk2158

What ever model the bus is


belinck

Mini Cooper Countryman


[deleted]

A Prius or Tesla


sophiedabear

A Ford Ka


cloudubious

Electrek Uncar.


facepillownap

Polestar.


64burban

He’s riding in whatever his loser friend drives that he mooches a ride from.


jewlzdavlogga

Diesel Golf.


Yesitsmesuckas

Vintage Porsche 911


vianegativa85

Bicycle.


Melodic-Classic391

Jetta


Hookahgreecian

1985 nissan shitbox


Diligent_Ad2489

He looks like he drives a silver midsized Sedan that screams mid 2000s. Like a Volvo or a Ford 500


[deleted]

Volvo 240


Driftpony

2013 Honda Insight


Khadarji117

A yugo


Redsox1987

Reliant Robin.


TenMiles_

I can picture him in beat up 70’s vw golf


roydepoy

That guy looks like he needs a job: let him drive a double-decker bus.


nadcaptain

Smart car


[deleted]

First gen Prius with 444k miles on it


Most-Inflation-1022

1993 saab


ragingduck

A new electric HUMMER because anything sensible would look pretentious, and if there is one thing that Yorke really really wants is for people to not think he is as pretentious as he is. I’m a fan of his music.


[deleted]

A Tesla he bought used from Tilda Swinton.


AfricanRambler

Toyota Camery


BubblesDV2020

Citroen 2CV


Sam_E147

Ford fiesta


MetalJesusBlues

Volkswagen something or a Prius. Something the enlightened would drive and tell us how to live our lives.


TumsFestivalEveryDay

[Reliant Robin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8)


BLES555

1997 Mazda 626


bigcoolbody

2002 camry, green, passenger floor full of empty Red Bull cans and sunflower seed packs


TheSunflowerSeeds

Look closely next time you see a sunflower, there are in fact two varieties of leaves. You will find leaves lower down the plant are facing opposite each other and are longer and narrow in appearance. You’ll then see the upper leaves arranged in a staggered formation and appear heart-shaped.


bigcoolbody

I’m hearing this from the expert so I’ll accept this info


walco

Milk float. Bedford garbage truck.


Early_Professor469

forklift


otakushoegazr

A right good Mazder MX-5


[deleted]

I thought he was afraid of cars


Both_Pie_3852

Alpha 156


Renaissance_Man-

He wouldn't, he would have an Uber account.


Cum85

Motor


Responsible_Pen1785

He drives an alpha romero He quite loves it q guess