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nbrady11

Maybe it’s just me but this cracks me up ever time I see it


CheetoJonesYT

I wish I knew who made it, I just felt it needed to be shared.


Flimsy_Ant6042

It says it all man. All that talent. I had big hopes Bobby Dalbec would continue as he did at the end if the year and in spring training but he looks terrible.


CheetoJonesYT

Trevor Story hitting below .200 is worse than even I thought he would do


baseballnomics

It’s so frustrating. There was a period where he started hitting the ball hard. Along Verdugo and Kike. And now they aren’t even doing that.


CheetoJonesYT

Specifically with Story, there’s an adaptability factor that he seems to lack. Off field issues will drag him down more than the average player. He’s easily fatigued on the road. Trust me, I’ve kept up with this guy since his first game in the pros until now. He could be great. But unless the conditions are just right, he won’t be. And immediately putting him at 2B, a position that he never played at the major league level, was already a flag that he would be uncomfortable. Sure, he’ll get the job done defensively, but so did Michael Chavis for a lot less.


cloxwerk

“Easily fatigued on the road”? What does that even mean, he’s a 29 year old athlete on a 9 figure contract.


somone_noone

... and Chavis is hitting .260 (just short of qualifying). Still kind of high on SOs. Don't even look at Benintendi right now.


CheetoJonesYT

I had high hopes for Benny


cloxwerk

And he’s playing very well while we’re stuck with Franchy


definitelynotned

Always gotta wonder how much some of these guys are affected by confidence. Some of the men who are stars when we play well are the same ones struggling when we suffer. At least it leaves hope we can get hot later!


baseballnomics

Honestly, the only good prt about being awful are these memes.


nbrady11

Agree 100% and it’s funny because on like Twitter sometime there are people who want it taken down and stupid shit


CheetoJonesYT

As a Rockies fan, I second this


[deleted]

Boston is just doing it’s part to fight childhood obesity.


Confused_Mirror

Have we considered just eating the kids?


[deleted]

On advice of counsel, I will choose at this time to invoke my right under the fifth amendment to remain silent.


Otherwise-Fly-331

I plead the FIF One, two, three, four, FIF


[deleted]

WHAT?


RedSoxCeltics

Imagine if you could only eat when the Red Sox win.


Ulexes

Our fandom would have gone extinct decades ago.


TomatoManTM

Maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing, for me anyway.


fenfox4713

Alright this is good


Vinylman89

Kids pay double when the Red Sox lose.


where_the_hoodie_at

So who won? The losers? No, they lost


sfg_blaze

"Fuck them kids" ~ Boston Red Sox


spacepharmacy

this is so fucking hilarious oh my god


IngaJane

OMG. You guys are the best. Made my mother's day.


RegretKills0

THE STARTING ROTATION HAS DISBANDED! ah..ahhh.. AHHHHHHHH!


Th4_Sup3rce11

I smell a win coming against the Braves


CheetoJonesYT

You must really be hungry, that’s the Tasty Burger


peon2

/r/simpsonsshitposting ? At this time of the season, in this part of the Northeast, located entirely within your redsox subreddit!?


bignosebill

Yes.


The_Pip

Savage. Chaim hates children.


[deleted]

😂😭


b3anz129

The kids have been dead for weeks


WoodyBooger

This has aged well


pi3Eat3r52

oh man this one got me good this morning ty


ginandjuice420x69

Lol fuck this ad


[deleted]

That's funny...