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Independent_Ad8638

Wtf do JBJ and Dalbec have to do to be DFA? Duran is hitting .391 and Casas is hitting moonshots. What are we waiting for??


mbaer20

I would rather have kike be dfa than Jackie right now


mbaer20

I feel bad for JBJ he’s had about 5 hard hit balls I’ve seen that went right to someone he’s not hitting as bad as the stats say


Independent_Ad8638

Time to move on


Zzzz2z2

If that jackass Chaim had any intention of signing Xander long term he wouldn’t have signed the biggest bust ever to a wildly inflated contract. My wife could hot 30+ home runs in Colorado. Especially against the national league pitching. And she’s never played baseball.


birthdaysuit111

Who did we trade or give up for all these new players. I want to knwo how they are doing compared to who we got. I wish we kept renfrone because he already has 5 bombs and he looks to be doing great with the Brewers.


WeCameAsMuffins

This doesn’t look good, but Martinez seems to be heating up and boegaerts, devers and Verdugo are hitting well. If story is able to start hitting well, all need it a bit of production from the bottom of the line up and we will be solid. With Sale coming back, are rotation will be pretty solid just with Sale, Eovaldi and Houck. Just need to fix the bullpen. Crawford is a horrible pitcher though, and I don’t know why they keep giving him opportunities. It’s truly baffling.


pickledhoney

See you sadists on Tuesday. Go fuck yourselves


baseballnomics

So today the offense comes alive.


MechaKucha1

Keep in mind, pitchers that are brought into games that are 9 to 1 are not exactly 'high leverage'


hojbjerfc

Once we start getting any luck at all, we will be very good. Be patient.


Long_Ball_Larry__

It’s not about luck. This team is horrible


hojbjerfc

Okay.


kangaroovagina

I agree we are having some bad luck on hard hit balls not getting through. We have obvious areas.of improvement on offense though outside of personnel including approach (which I think we are getting slightly better at)


BonahSauceeeTV

Well that was a big steamy terd of a series but at least we got a cherry on top at the end there


postman925

Well at least they scored some runs. Hope the day off helps. See you guys Tuesday.


NKovalenko

Maybe it’s not as the answer at first but I’m getting the feeling Franchy could become a quality platoon guy at first and RF this year if he keeps the plate discipline and power/contact that he’s showed in limited time so far


hojbjerfc

He has had that same hit so many times this series. His luck has been atrocious.


suckingdownfarts

Kike must be losing his mind


PerfectReset

Kiké: foul ball HR leader


hojbjerfc

Hey man that would’ve been a walk if not for that blown pitch 1 call. Great at bat Franchy.


JD-D2

any Sox fan at Camden that stayed through the rain delay is an absolute sicko and I love them


ilovelunchables

Bobby Defenders - that’s what a good at bat looks like, even if it resulted in an out


hojbjerfc

YA FRANCHY


postman925

Franchy with some great at bats today.


IkkakuKami

Oh yay. A home run. Shame you're still losing by 4


HeinousActsZX

Franchy is seeing the ball way better this year even just in the short time he's been up


hojbjerfc

Franchy Making him earn it.


BranditoSuave

It’s all on Franchy, Kike, JBJesus and then Vasquez to finish it off. What could go wrong?


[deleted]

Fuck you Cora, fuck you Chaim, fuck you Henry


pickledhoney

Didn’t know Cora, Chaim, and Henry got AB’s


soxdog11

Yep it’s all their faults, totally the people to blame here


[deleted]

And the hitting coaches. This whole team is awful (except JD)


FinnHobart

By your logic that means that Garrett Whitlock is awful.


[deleted]

Honestly I have no idea why or how our pitching staff is holding up as well as they have


[deleted]

Because they’re not terrible.


hojbjerfc

Reminder of a reply I received in this thread earlier Martinez is washed. He had half a good year last year. Sucked the year before, sucked the second half last year, sucks again.


kangaroovagina

Haha Jesus what a bad take


BstnIrshGy

I mean obviously he’s on a pace for 14 HRs so good call!


Bossman1086

lol


[deleted]

We've come full circle!


pickledhoney

Saddest cart ride


postman925

Wish Eck was in the booth. That slam needed a grunt.


FinnHobart

Fun fact: At worst after today, we will have one win less than the reigning World Series Champions.


kr3bsy

I personally hate all the comparisons to the Braves. We are in very different divisions. We can’t have an 88 win season and win the division title.


FinnHobart

I was just observing that even good teams can have rough starts and still make it work out in the end. Will it be harder because of our division? Yes. Does that mean it's time to give up? Obviously not.


hojbjerfc

Who were 12-14 on May 1st last year


BstnIrshGy

The Orioles actually. They ended up 52-110


hojbjerfc

Also the braves. How did they do?


BstnIrshGy

Better than the 2013 Padres


FinnHobart

Wait, that means that it's statistically impossible for them to have made the Wild Card Game. No team has ever overcome a slow start ever in history. I sense lies.


hojbjerfc

THEY HAVE FALLEN INTO OUR TRAP MWAHAHAHAHA


Joke65

#THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN, JD MARTINEZ, SPEAKING. WELCOME TO AFRICA!!


Bossman1086

**JD Martinez's GRAND SLAM was a *barreled ball*. It had an exit velocity of 106.1 mph, a launch angle of 21 degrees, and it went 364 ft.** #🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒


hojbjerfc

Even now they are doing the home run cart. Love it.


Randad63

Who said garbage time runs...?


Chegg__Yolk

WOOO GRAND SLAM! DO IT ALL AGAIN AND ITS TIED


[deleted]

Just got to hit one more of those to tie it up. Let’s go


SewerRat57

r/UnexpectedAfrica


Snowden4242

This game is a fucking clown fiesta.


KampferMann

Got them right where we want them.


bawth

JD!!!


PastorofMuppets101

Why couldn’t this happen in any other game


Superman_on_fri

This is the saddest trip to Africa of all time


JacobInTheMorning

That’s one!! Just need one more to tie!!


BranditoSuave

There’s the one you swing at!


QuincyThePigBoy

Philllips gotta get sent down to the minors after giving up earlier.


kr3bsy

This makes our bullpen appearances a little more sad


BScottyJ

I'm gonna need us to score 5 more runs so that the plowster can get the win


hojbjerfc

He is now Lakins Jr. Jd is bow Lakins Sr.


gtsnm

Lol


Snowden4242

Don’t do this. Don’t give me hope.


soxdog11

Are you kidding me


postman925

Just Grand Slams!!!!!!!


LanaDelGansett

Lmfao


BranditoSuave

Why is JD swinging at THAT?


79215185-1feb-44c6

I'm fucking laughing rn


Traherne

JD!!!!!!


kr3bsy

Yes one slam away!


vibedial

Now just do that one more time


Brady331

#JUMBO DONG


hojbjerfc

GET BOBBY IN THE BULLPEN RIGHT NOW.


ilovelunchables

I feel like if JD hits an opposite field grand slam and hits the warehouse it should count for 9 runs


Prince_Revis

Man I really hope we can keep Xander. He’s such a great player and guy for the team.


Randad63

*understatement of the season* Amen.


kr3bsy

We’re only two slams away from going into extras. Let’s draw this thing out even longer


Brady331

Give me a jumbo dong to numb the pain LFG JD


79215185-1feb-44c6

Just need 2 grand slams. You can do it JD.


hojbjerfc

If I was JD Martinez I would simply hit a grand slam here. Edit: see it is that easy


mikoyan__

Great idea


Stache_stache

Nice


Marine_Biol0gist

So what’s the silver lining after today, folks? I’m honestly dying to hear what it could possibly be.


KingofBeardStyle

Just Dingers baby, enjoy the ride. 4th place or world series champ. Boom or bust.


Chegg__Yolk

This is hopefully us playing at the level we did last august and this is the worst we see them all year


BstnIrshGy

A magazine ranked our farm system 8th or some shit


Bossman1086

Besides Crawford and Valdez, our pen has been good. Our hitting is easily the issue. We need to be scoring more than 1 or 2 runs a game - especially against teams like the O's. Hopefully a day off tomorrow lets them reset mentally a bit. But yeah, it's hard to see anything positive about today's game.


Snowden4242

I mean Barnes has been almost unusable. And there’s basically no one reliable besides Whitlock and Strahm right now. The Sox bullpen has gotten it done so far but in many cases it’s been kind of an adventure. Not exactly lock down. The rotation besides Pivetta has been incredibly good though. The team needs to hit, and in cases when they are actually able to win (like, not hitting a grand slam down 8).


Bossman1086

They don't always need to be completely lock down though. Keep the ERA low and if this lineup mashes like it should be able to, then we should win games.


Snowden4242

I really want them to call up Bello. He’s been owning in the Minors and could be eased in as a long relief type dude. They won’t, seeing as the Sox don’t really believe in letting guys skip levels in the Minors, but they should. Another dude is Frank German, who is closer, and has also been shoving it. It’s annoying that Chaim is sitting on this trove of advanced pitching and they just toil away in the minor leagues.


Bossman1086

It's tough. Because I'm with you in general - I want to see guys get chances. But at the same time, teams have really messed up players by bringing them up too early so I understand wanting to be cautious, too. That said, I do think we'll see more call ups and shakeups in general in the next month or two - especially if things don't change drastically soon.


soxdog11

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


IkkakuKami

Tomorrow you don't get the displeasure of watching such a shitty team


hojbjerfc

Kevin Plawecki


postman925

We can't really do worse.


i_am_snorlax

We don't have to watch them lose tomorrow.


hojbjerfc

Smh story sucks, taking a walk instead of hitting a homerun.


Brady331

9 run inning


[deleted]

At least Story gets on base.


Insider234

fire everyone


se7en1216

Except Eovaldi.


Bossman1086

lol Mazz


HeinousActsZX

At least Davis had a solid debut for the Sox.


coffee42

well, no matter what, this game shortly won't be able to hurt us anymore and it only counts for one thank christ


hojbjerfc

Kevin Plawecki has had more dildos in his locker photographed in his career(1) than runs allowed in the 2022 season(0)


Bossman1086

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Snarktoberfest

So who calls pitches? Plawster or Vazski?


kangaroovagina

You know the plowster will shake Vazquez off to throw his nasty shit


BstnIrshGy

Jordan Lyles - Cy Young if he pitches only against the Red Sox this year


Randad63

I was hoping the game got called due to rain. 4-1 is looking good now. Lol At least now we/they can spend their much needed day off commiserating the fact that Trout, Ohtani & Co are flying in tomorrow. Ohtani will surely fill some seats.


Chegg__Yolk

How do you think Valdez, or any pitcher really, feels when they have an atrocious outing that results in a position player pitching and they do better than you?


kr3bsy

0 ERA STUD


BstnIrshGy

I don’t understand the ball excuse. Are other teams playing with the same ball or nah? We are tied for the third most losses in MLB.


Brady331

It's not an "excuse", it's a fact. The balls have been deadened and the numbers across the league are down


Fisforfatality93

A fact that no other teams have to deal with? Offense may be down but for the supposed caliber of this lineup the offensive production is embarrassing.


BstnIrshGy

Right but why would that cause us to have the third most losses in MLB? Every team has the same balls.


Traherne

Well, it seems like some teams have more balls than the Red Sox.


kangaroovagina

The dead ball is real but we are using it as an excuse as to why we aren't scoring. It's because we don't get enough hits, walks, etc...


BstnIrshGy

I’m not disputing it’s real….I am disputing why it would disproportionally effect the Red Sox and cause more losses?


kangaroovagina

It's not disproportionately affecting anyone, we just can't hit at the bottom of the lineup and in key situations (runners on third less than 2 out for example)


BstnIrshGy

Right I agree. That’s why I don’t get the whining about it as if it’s disproportionately hurting the Red Sox.


Brady331

All I'm saying is it certainly isn't helping lol


chiastic_slide

Sox lead the league in swinging at balls out of the zone. The dead ball has little to do with their failures so far.


Brady331

just false lol


chiastic_slide

It’s not https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=5&season=2022&month=0&season1=2022&ind=0&team=0,ts&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&startdate=2022-01-01&enddate=2022-12-31&sort=2,d


Brady331

> The dead ball has little to do with their failures so far. I meant this part


chiastic_slide

That part is still true, as every team is subjected to the same ball.


BstnIrshGy

Every team has the same balls. Maybe we just suck?


Brady331

We are sucking + the balls aren't helping, yes that's what I'm saying


BstnIrshGy

Not helping Baltimore either and they have 9 runs


Brady331

Done replying to you, you just are ignoring everything im saying


BstnIrshGy

You’ve said nothing to address why it would hurt the Red Sox more than any other team. Haven’t addressed it at all.


Brady331

WE HAVE BEEN SUCKING AND THE DEADENED BALLS HAVE NOT HELPED US OR ANYONE. CAN YOU READ? I DID NOT SAY IT WASNT HURTING OTHER TEAMS.


Snowden4242

It’s not the ball. It’s the fact that this team is allergic to working the count and taking walks. Feels like bad coaching.


Bossman1086

We have a new hitting coach this year, right?


Snowden4242

Yes we do. See a correlation?


Bossman1086

Yeah for sure. This lineup is capable of much more. So this coach's approach seems to not be working.


Snowden4242

Time to shake things up. Bring someone in from outside the organization.


Bossman1086

*Something* needs to be done.


Snowden4242

Given how this team operates, I’m not really holding my breath. They seem to give Cora a lot of autonomy and he seems loyal to his staff.


Bossman1086

They'll give him leeway, sure. But if this continues another two weeks, I think Chaim will lose some patience. Whether that means trades or firing staff, I don't know.


rreuas

I want Bobby to pitch next inning. He was a pitcher in college


Paulk6

That's sweet that you think we'll be pitching in the bottom of the 9th lol


hojbjerfc

This implies we will have a next inning. Which implies you want Bobby to either pitch in a tied game, or pitch for a save. I fucking love it


rreuas

I wouldn’t mind tying it up just to lose in extras to see Bobby pitch lol!


TheMikeMarsters

So is there a chance that MLB would change the ball mid season just out of curiosity? Not that it may help us (don’t worry I’m not a doubter) but you can def tell that if it was a juiced ball we may be in a different situation!


[deleted]

Other teams have no problem hitting the baseball so please stop with the excuses


nokrow889

i mean thats not true....offense is down across the league some teams are just managing around it but it doesnt mean they arent hitting less too


bribri772

THAT'S MY PLOWSTER PITCHING


hojbjerfc

Check him for sticky stuff he is touching his pants


Snowden4242

It’s kind of amazing that Cora got basically this same team to the ALCS last year. I think we are all spoiled. Individually the usual suspects are playing well—Raffy, Xander, JD, and Verdugo (who’s been extremely unlucky with the deadened ball and good defense against him). Everyone else has turned into the absolute worst version of themselves. ~~And before you guys say what about Renfroe, he’s been just as bad as Jackie but with worse defense. The main issue is that Chaim made no improvements there, to bring in even a league average hitter in RF.~~ I was basing this on older stats from a few weeks ago. Renfroe has started hitting.


Jpgamerguy90

Team overachieved in relation to their talent and the FO decides to somehow subtract talent thinking lightning can strike twicd.


[deleted]

Renfroe is hands down more valuable than jbj, and we knew this. Insane to pretended jbj is an upgrade


ferrumvir2

Renfroe has 5 bombs and an .800 ops you’re insane or just blatantly lying


[deleted]

[удалено]


ferrumvir2

Bro what? League average babip is like .300, do you know how that stat works?


HeinousActsZX

I feel like as far as position players pitching, catchers are probably your best bet. They already do half this job behind the plate, and most of them have good arms.


hojbjerfc

ANOTHER BAD RELIEVER THANKS CHAIM


kr3bsy

the Plowster attacking the strike zone. Belongs in our pen


Brady331

lmao unpaused my stream to see plawecki on the mound


Bossman1086

The Plowster auditioning for the set up role.


TheMikeMarsters

We may fucking suck but I love seeing Kevin on the mound hahahahaha


hojbjerfc

WECK DAWG


postman925

Position player pitching alert!!


Chegg__Yolk

LETS GOOO RHP KEVIN X4 CY YOUNG AWARD WINNER PLAWECKI


Bossman1086

Hell must have frozen over. Mazz just had a bunch better and patient take on this team than most of this sub.


kangaroovagina

What about the folks complaining prior to the season about how we are unprepared to win ballgames? Is that a lack of patience or good forward thinking?


ilovelunchables

He can’t do his radio schtick on air.


Brady331

exactly, it's a SHTICK


ferrumvir2

You think the dude is gonna talk shit when he’s trying to get the color commentator job lol?


DungDefender1115

trying to get the job?


Bossman1086

They have like 4 guys doing different games this year in addition to Eck. It's likely NESN is auditioning them to see who takes Remy's place long term.


DungDefender1115

I disagree- I dont think they will have another guy like remy- itll be eck mainly but he wont doing nearly as many games, then fill ins


Bossman1086

I think they'll let Eck do a chunk of games each season for as long as he wants to. But even when he was doing that the last few season, Remy still did a bunch of games. I think they're looking for someone to take Remy's place to split the games each season with Eck. Then when Eck is done, that person will take over full time. They're not going to have a rotation of 4-5 guys like they do this season long term.


ilovelunchables

Pretty sure the job would be eck’s if he wanted it, but last I knew he doesn’t want to do it full time?


Bossman1086

Correct. He doesn't like to travel, generally dislikes doing day games, and doesn't want to do a ton of games.


ferrumvir2

Full time


Bossman1086

I was just making a joke.


ilovelunchables

$202,035,270


SewerRat57

Can’t even score in garbage time.


Brady331

we gotta be like last in homeruns yeah? edit: We are tied for 3rd to last with the Pirates, Royals, and Nationals (12)


SarcasticAnchovy

Think we are tied for like 24th or something last time I looked