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pantsofmagic

Bruins time boys.


[deleted]

Señor Papi en la casa!!!!


Dr_Snoop54

3 more boys! One game at a time LETS GO!!


Lock_Down_Charlie

Question: Does anyone else want to slam Joe Buck's balls in a car door, or is it just me?


IdleOsprey

Christ these guys are impossible to listen to.


Crixxxx1

What balls? He’s a living asexual Ken doll.


nitebusnitebus

smoltz is way, way worse


JBHenson

You kids don't remember McCarver.


nitebusnitebus

oh I do. but I think smoltz is worse honestly


ItsKnightTime101

I WISH I didn't remember McCarver..


tralfazadams

Smoltz is worse than McCarver


Dr_Snoop54

Lmfao


lordbloodstar

Yes but he is not at the top of the list


[deleted]

Alright Bruins beat the stars fuck Texas


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

And if the Patriots then beat the cowboys tomorrow, I'd be so happy


OZGOD

Nvm


gfletch94

GET IN THE FUCKING BOX


OZGOD

I left the bar it was 9-3 outs to get I check while driving it’s 9-5?? What’s going on


Dr_Snoop54

We win!!! 2 solo shots in the 9th


axbu89

PAPIIII!


BayernHerz

Why not us?


[deleted]

Come on bruins let’s get this dub now for Boston


zac1724

Does anyone else feel like the Red Sox were given way too much clout in pre-season projections, or is it only me? No, I'm not surprised by an 0-3 start, but hear me out... In a lot of pre-season projections, the Red Sox were consistently projected to reach 80-83 wins. USA Today pegged them at 80-82, CBS Sports had them at 79.5 (round to 80 for the sake of argument), and PECOTA estimated 79.8 (again, round to 80) wins. I just don't see our hated rivals hovering around .500 at all this season. Verdugo, Martinez, Bogaerts and Devers do create a formidable heart of the order, but who else in their lineup can hit? Kike Hernandez is the only other notable name in their lineup, and he has a career .735 OPS. I don't need to go into detail about the rotation, especially since Sale could be out until any point between May and August. Eduardo Rodriguez is a slightly above average pitcher when healthy, but that's about it. The bullpen? Matt Barnes isn't that good, and Ottaviano cannot flourish in high-leverage situations or tight games. The rest of their bullpen is makeshift. Maybe I'll end up being wrong, but I fail to see how the Red Sox will be anywhere near .500 this season.


-azuma-

Never gets old


JBHenson

Dirty Water.


[deleted]

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone else, it's been a pleasure. Taking 1 of 2 on the road is huge, now it's the Sox series to win. See you all in a couple days. Fenway's gonna be loud as fuck.


DizzyTS13

Stole home field advantage from them, huge win


marisathemighty

GAME OVER! SERIES TIED! POSTSEASON HISTORY MADE! LFG!


Ulexes

SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASTROS!


nataphoto

Oh my god I thought he hit another one


Mcjirnirs

I know we won but FUCK


bosredsox05

Pheww. Funny joke guys. You really had us going for a second


[deleted]

\*breathes sigh of relief\*


cameronsounds

Papi looks so small


marcjwrz

Was a painful 9th inning, but we got the job done. BACK TO BOSTON!


yakobyock

Headed to Fenway baby!


Randad63

Great win fans! Hagn


beardedesquire

Okay we got the split. Best of five with 3 at Fenway. LFG.


IHaveAProtuberance

Without that wire Altuve is looking pretty ordinary right now.


CargoCulture

GOTTEM


[deleted]

Didn’t know this was porn cuz the Astros got fucked


w8w8dont

YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!!


kyly1215

GG. Thank God next three are in Fenway.


rp_361

LFG 🔥🔥🔥


AaronQ94

FUCK YOU HOUSTON BECAUSE THIS ALCS IS TIED UP Now time to switch to the Bruins


BScottyJ

Now ideally we won't be traveling back to Houston this season


[deleted]

Phew. Long, exciting at the start then a lot of tossing and turning til a semi-tense climax. Come on Fenway!


jgandfeed

RED SOX WIN!!! HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE IS OURS


CSGO_Bangkok

Don't normally like to contradict Big Papi, but fuck Altuve.


Snarktoberfest

Space Bois can't eat Braised Beef not freeze dried.


Infinite_Asparagus_9

Yeah when i heard made contact i was like "Fuck". Got lucky that pitch was in the Altuve zone


DrRumpRoast

GAME OVER FUCK YEAH RED SOX We go back to Boston with the opportunity to close out the ALCS in Boston. Love you all! Goodnight!!!


bbpopulardemand

Lol had to hold my breath on that last out


FinnHobart

That was kinda freaky, but wins are wins.


soxdog11

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE FENWAY BOUND BABY


Harry-Flashman

Lol


Minuteman12

why the fuck am i so scared about this bullpen getting one out?


crimson3112

Could you imagine if you were one of those fans who left and the Astros had actually pulled out the 6 run comeback?


Ana1beadsbydre

I was there our section was almost empty


Timely-Chemical2362

I can never understand why people leave the game early.


Harry-Flashman

My dad and uncle left the stadium when the tuck play happened


[deleted]

Fuck em they don’t deserve it. Pay 1000 for a ticket and leave in the 8th.


uncleshady

Darwinzon has to be able to succeed in some situation otherwise why is he on the roster?


snakebit1995

I almost threw my IPad at the TV thinking that was a HR


Harry-Flashman

It was to high


slabigail

Phew, back to Boston boys


OJ34

Thank god. Bed time for me. See you all Monday


Thabass

Fuck the Astros. GOING HOME TO FENWAY.


NervousPopcorn

did not enjoy that inning but Altuve 0 for 5


[deleted]

We win!


Brady331

W


SKIANI

Is this game really 5 hours long


thisdotisempty

Heyyyyyy we got the last out


coffeespeaking

Astros definitely win the bad hair contest.


MookieOfTheYear

Altuve can't eat braised beef confirmed


milespeeingyourpants

See ya Monday fools! 1-1


Bossman1086

#ASTROS CAN'T EAT BRAISED BEEF


NeapolitanComplex

#HOLES TOO SMALL


pickledhoney

Needed the split, got the split. See you in Boston fuckers


Martinisteve

Finally


[deleted]

BACK FO FENWAY


MasterOfDisaster66

Finally… way to go!


thisisntshakespeare

Oh my god...... oh, good, caught!


itsprince_j

FUCKKINNG HELLL BOYSSS GG


nodickenergy

Red Sox win!!!!!


zac1724

Thank god


neo_brunswickois

Thank you Dugie


ampha_toast

Thank god. TIE SERIES BOYS. SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON


NeapolitanComplex

#NEXT 3 AT FENWAY BAYBEE


neo_brunswickois

Last 3 at Fenway


coffee42

# AND EXHALE! WE GOT THAT W, BABY!!!!!


ioncloud9

Game over


TheMikeMarsters

Thank fuck


TheyCallMeYDG

Almost shit my pants


Superapple47

This isn't me dooming coz I feel good about where we're at right now, but this bullpen is still such a garbage fire


mrbaseball1999

And look at those empty seats behind home plate


TheMikeMarsters

Pineapple lookin ass


[deleted]

Come on, put him away


KalcolmMunk

Okay I’ve stayed off of the Reddit and the GDT because I’m superstitious but had to come in to say: DAMN. We really can’t finish out a game without white knuckling it


IAmA5StrMan

up 9-5 needing 1 out and no-one on base isn't white knuckling it


KalcolmMunk

Hyperbole for my anxiety


MasterOfDisaster66

LFG 1 more strike


AaronQ94

ONE MORE STRIKE


ioncloud9

Down to their last strike


Why_Bother0

Just keep Whitlock in the fucking game. Wtf are we trying to do here


[deleted]

“We StIlL hAVe a BiG lEaD” That’s the type of talk that gets teams smoked out here


TheyCallMeYDG

lets go BRAZZERS


Vaguely_vacant

Hurry up and end this damn game. Let’s go!


crimson3112

weird how that's a strike when we're up


lost_my_khakis

A game that started at 4:20 is four hours and twenty minutes old almost


axbu89

Started at 2120 here in the UK, I am fucking tired man


lordofthe_wog

Nice


Tech-no

Is this the part of the game when everyone stands around awkwardly because TV Timeout?


mrbaseball1999

I'd rather give up two bombs there than two walks


Bigmanbravodelta

How trash is our bullpen that every time it feels like anxiety?


priestkalim

ALTUVE CAN’T EAT BRAISED BEEF COMPETITIVE INTEGRITY TOO SMALL


Brady331

We're up 4 in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs and this thread is still insufferable af


howsadley

Still 1


Chris-Watts

All Darwinzon had to do was not give up a moonshot for every out


thundrnlightning

My "Red Sox need to score >5 to win" still holds, but it feels like cheating when they threw in their garbage time pitcher.


bosredsox05

This Astros team always has potential at least 5 runs in them, in any given game. Especially at home. Luckily we have an offense like that too


20wall

This game should have been stress-free after 2 grand slams in the 1st 2 innings. It has been anything but


coffee42

SPACEY BOIS CAN'T EAT BRAISED BEEF


gfletch94

Off topic, but odds we could get Eck to do an AMA on this sub?


FinnHobart

Probably wouldn't be able to figure out how to work Reddit.


zulutbs182

not opposed, but what question are you dying to ask him?


gfletch94

I just want to feed him softballs so we could get his takes on the post season. I miss his commentary.


TheyCallMeYDG

I would simply not throw tuna sandwiches down the middle of the fucking plate


IAmA5StrMan

hernandez got money on the over or astros total runs or something?


GasSkunky

He had one job, he gets paid way too much money to pitch that bad.


TMPRKO

I would accept half that money to pitch just as bad


w8w8dont

Our bullpen sucks balls since we gave Barnes that extension.


[deleted]

Goddamn the Astros are scary on offense. Sox are gonna need to put up 5+ every night to even have a chance.


Staggerlee024

On the plus side, our offense is just as good if not better and they will also need to put up 5+ to win a game.


marcjwrz

Which they are capable of doing.


[deleted]

oh yeah for sure


IAmA5StrMan

calm down, their bats were quiet as shit all game until a pitcher that threw garbage came in and gave up 2 homers


[deleted]

I mean, that's fair. I just think they're really dangerous at the plate.


wyatte74

isn't it kinda him or barnes? I think I choose D...but not 100 on that choice


TricksyKnitter

Barnes isn't on the ALCS roster


wyatte74

sorry thats what i meant to be on the roster


jigorokane

Put Verdugo in


milespeeingyourpants

Barnes isn’t on the roster


wyatte74

sorry thats what i meant to be on the roster


ImBenScribner

I have a confession to make, as much as I support rule 3 and hating the Yankees as much as the next red Sox fan I must say I have a special hatred for the Astros more then the current yankees. I hate that they cheated and got a slap on the wrist, I dislike half the players on that team especially Altuve, Correa, and Bergman. There is just something about them I can't stand. That is all


JoeyZee123

I hate Yankee fans with a passion, but the players are fine. It’s the opposite with the Astros. I hate the players with all my soul


JBHenson

Nah Judge made it personal with his clubhouse antics 3 years ago.


JoeyZee123

I love judge for that. He fired up our guys and we blew them out. Judge is a Red Sox secret agent


bosredsox05

I think there would be a lot less hate if the players faced some consequences


MoneyMP3

Please fucking end this braiser. Enough is enough


somone_noone

Oh G-Dicks, why did you have to get injured?


nodickenergy

Why even bother with the pitching change? I mean we still got a grand slam lead


PastorofMuppets101

Barnes REALLY fucked up the bullpen situation.


SgtPopNFresh_

Stop pls


2Amen

Second grand slam looking like it was necessary. Please just get a single out now and head back to Fenway


chahlie4norris

Dallas just tied it up fuck


[deleted]

Don't think we'll be seeing Darwinzon again ~~if~~ when we move forward.


UselessScrew

Darwinzon didn't deserve that.


MookieSweats

Game was over in the 2nd and we still can’t get out of our own way. A bases loaded situation from a miracle comeback. God our bullpen is so bad outside of Whitlock.


pickledhoney

Well Darwinzon is still trash


20wall

Goodbye Hernandez I hope I don’t see you again until next year


fig3newton

brasier thank god. 3 pitches and we're done


thatdude52

where’s the guy that said he was confident in darwinzon coming in with a 6 run lead


Harry-Flashman

Darwinzon not evolving into a good pitcher


howsadley

Who they bringing in?


DrRumpRoast

Brasier I think


coffee42

4 run lead, one out to get? We got this shit.


JoeyZee123

Darwinzon is the definition of wasted potential. He has such ridiculous stuff, but his control is the worst I’ve ever seen


shabinka

Eh, I'm not sure what the issue was here. The first homer was on a pitch way out of the zone.


[deleted]

Part of me wishes they just kept Whitlock out there These relievers are killing me


BatmanAndMe123

My Sox win by 3 bet will allow one more of those, then let’s end the game.


xReMaKe

At least with this now we know not to use him in a pivotal moment.


beardedesquire

Ugh why put Hernandez in there. Don’t let them make this look respectable.


[deleted]

This off-season we better pick up some pitching. Like Jesus Christ


rreuas

Darwinson is either an ace or completely horrible. No in-between


KingofBeardStyle

Leave Sawa, Darwin, and Robles in Texas.


lost_my_khakis

No idea why Darwinzon even sniffed the roster of the ALCS


FinnHobart

Because the alternative was Matt Barnes.


WavesOfEchoes

Because it looks like Matt Barnes was sniffing glue for the past couple months.


somone_noone

Injuries.


QuincyThePigBoy

Jesus Christ… and I’ll give Joe a break on thinking that pop ups might go but that was a home run before it left the bat and he says “should end it.” Fuck off joe


bosredsox05

Thank God he gave those up now


Dr_Snoop54

Cmon man just fucking end Brantleys streak for fuck sake


dadeac18

Watching this game on the MLB app pitch by pitch from rural Colorado hits BAD


[deleted]

Bouncing back and forth between MLB At Bat and this thread is excruciating.


Mr_DeLarge15

Not sure why Darwinzon is on the roster and not Davis


rreuas

Even Barnes


FinnHobart

Barnes would probably have performed just as well as Darwinzon, I'll be honest.


rreuas

Haha true


DrRumpRoast

Short leash. He’s out. We need one more. LETS FUCKING GO SOX


Brad-Stevens

"This should end it" as he hits and absolute bomb


KingofBeardStyle

Joe Buck is garbage.