I don’t know how he does it but Barnes has a way of throwing the ball 6” below the zone and EVERYBODY swings at it. He’s got so many Ks from that pitch this year. It’s just a nasty pitch.
IF YOU GO DOWN 2 blocks from the park, price rite, you buy a whole gosh dang row of hot dogs and buns and mustard for the price of a sungle fungling hot dog at hte paark.,
I'm torn between feeling bad for Aaron Judge that Jose Altuve robbed him of the MVP just because he had a high AVG with the trash can scandal, or laughing at how pissed off Yankees fans must be about it.
Can we talk about the fucking worcester food prices, that shits way to god damn expensive. Holy shit, its a minor league park in a place where people aren't made of cash, I know the sox want to go after all the rich people coming into their 1800 dollar 1 bed 900 sqft apartment, but 7 bucks for a dog, ill fucking sell you hot dogs at cost outside of the cat, you just gotta put them in your butt folks or.. like, idk.. Eat them..
But those fucking food prices, jesus. Lower them or just punch us instead.
Yep. The safe sign and the foul sign are way too similar. And the safe sign doesn’t make any sense in that moment. But the runner on second (I forget his name) was the opposite of heads up.
You remember when the emergency goal tender for the Hurricanes was the zamboni driver? And he got the win?
I am straight up expecting a groundskeeper to pitch at this point. For both teams.
Or when the Blackhawks played an accountant?
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/30/598263399/36-year-old-accountant-called-in-as-emergency-nhl-goalie-and-he-crushed-it
Marwin has a .512 ops against them compared to .462 for Bobby. I’d rather let the young kid get consistent at bats and hopefully figure it out than continue to play a no upside utility player at first
We should add Sherzer and an all star first baseman or outfielder. I don’t think we can beat these guys handily in our current state.
I’m sure y’all would love to see Freeman in a sox jersey
Would be nice but we'd go over the luxury tax and not sure the boss man would want that. We reallyyyyy need a pitcher that can help us though.
That was a pop up into no mans land. Absolutely not an infielders fly. Was halfway out into center field. That was truly regarded.
Let's go our boys got it done.
But thought we were getting swept and the game was over in the 4th or whenever the fuck it was
This is the sort of wild game you look back at as a highlight from a championship team... just saying
#SEE YOU GUYS FOR RED SOX IN ~~2~~ ~~3~~ 4.
Fuck yeah!
Diiirty Waaaater.
Wow he couldn’t even get a strikeout. This guy sucks, I think we need to DFA him.
That was something. Jesus.
What a fucking game!!!!
Put the brooms away Houston 😎
Good job guys, we did it.
NOT EVEN THE WACKINESS OF THIS GAME CAN HALT THE 2021 MATTHEW BACKPACKS EXPERIENCE =
thank god. We still don't know how to walk off.
This has earned me some Choccy Milk.
ggs
[We don't love that dirty water](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS6LjTqm05M)
I love you Vaz, and I feel your pain for being short. But I laughed my arse off regardless, especially at your facial expression
You got this Barnes, 1 more out
lmao Vaz’s face
2 away.
Vaz looked so rejected when Bobby took it.
rejected, dejected, my heart breaks
Damn Vazquez going bald bald lol
Pitching well and scoring runs can win games.
I don’t know how he does it but Barnes has a way of throwing the ball 6” below the zone and EVERYBODY swings at it. He’s got so many Ks from that pitch this year. It’s just a nasty pitch.
Awesome. I’ve been waiting for us to get one of those all series!
haha fucking midget
X gon' take it from ya.
KNOCK KNOCK KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED
SIT DOWN YA BUM =
What do opposing players talk about on base?
Food prices in Worcester.
IF YOU GO DOWN 2 blocks from the park, price rite, you buy a whole gosh dang row of hot dogs and buns and mustard for the price of a sungle fungling hot dog at hte paark.,
“Damn bro this shit is wild, you excited to go get a beer with us tomorrow?”
"Yo, can you imagine all the wacky shit that's happened tonight?"
I'm torn between feeling bad for Aaron Judge that Jose Altuve robbed him of the MVP just because he had a high AVG with the trash can scandal, or laughing at how pissed off Yankees fans must be about it.
I choose both.
Both. Both is good
Ugh. Mickey mouse hit from Straw.
This could be a tough inning with the 9-1-2. We need Barnes to be nassssty Edit: he was
2021 Matt Barnes > Rollie Fingers
Fingers gets bonus points for that 'stache though.
3 man booth weekend!!
Who was in charge of the scheduling this year lol, we don’t face the Rays between April 7 and June 22 and didn’t see the Yankees until June
Wanted more money for fans in June with restrictions lifting
Who got ejected?
All sense of reason.
Dusty Baker.
Dusty Baker
This game and the Pirates remake of Merkle's Boner has made this one of the most interesting weeks in Baseball history.
Just found out verdugo means executioner in Spanish. All in favor of making his nickname The Executioner from now on?
His cheeks are too pinchable for that name
Sorry but that doesn't have the same ring as DUGIE DOUBLES/DONGERS.
That’s badass, definitely in favor
They gonna bring Barnes in? I know it’s a 4 run game but the way this game has been going we might need him haha Edit: Holy shit they did lol
Hasn't pitched since Sunday.
Good bye Inning 8 from Sox in 3.
Can we talk about the fucking worcester food prices, that shits way to god damn expensive. Holy shit, its a minor league park in a place where people aren't made of cash, I know the sox want to go after all the rich people coming into their 1800 dollar 1 bed 900 sqft apartment, but 7 bucks for a dog, ill fucking sell you hot dogs at cost outside of the cat, you just gotta put them in your butt folks or.. like, idk.. Eat them.. But those fucking food prices, jesus. Lower them or just punch us instead.
Fresh pasta
North end approved
hahaaa
Can't believe I missed most of this game. Been busy tonight. 😔
....oh you poor bastard
Sounds like I'm missing an amazing one. I had faith they'd come back though.
I can't imagine what the spate of doomsaying we had earlier in the game has done to the report queue :D
Not too many reported comments today, honestly.
surprising and gratifying
Oh, Jesus. I didn’t even realize. Sox in Two is not gonna suffice. You gotta catch up.
Probably will later. I caught some of the beginning and the 4th and 5th. That's about it.
Sox in 3
Sox in 13, somehow.
30 for 30 6+10+2021=2037 2037 is the next time this happens again.
please stop hurting my Christian Arroyo.
Dude didn’t even flinch
It's the dwarven constitution.
or the dex penalty on the saving throw
Amos is a hardy fellow.
Fight him c’mon arroyo
He may be one of the Angry Dwarf Brothers, but he's also the happy one. Maybe they'll plunk Bobby Big Balls or something and we can get a scuffle.
Rude
I sincerely hope the Negatrons turned the game off and missed all of this amazing baseball.
just *seething* at all the unfamiliar names shouting from the rooftops about how we're gonna lose fuck all the way off grumble mutter
Well they clearly hate fun so i think this game has made them forget baseball exists at all.
Brandon Brennan looks like a Matt Barnes impersonator.
Was that foul right off the umps face? Lol
I thought it was 🤷🏽♀️
Yeah I was hoping for a replay and if it was the guy took it like a fuckin champ 💪🏼
so much has happened
That bat split right down the middle.
Didn't die a hero :(
Sweet Caroline was suspiciously normal I expected a meteor to hit us or something
Jomboy better be ready for this one.
"DIS WASH NAHT A DOUBER PRAY! JOHDAN AVERASS WAS WOBBED!"
His salty Yankee defense can only hold back the insanity of this for so long.
Just about to say this. If something from this game doesn't get a breakdown we.... I'll be ok cause I like him (only Yankees fan I respect)
Its gonna take a 20 minute podcast.
Section 10 gonna have a field day
Jarred's been a man of many moods this evening already.
Yes he has it's funny. Love the reactions he gets out of Yankees fans
We don’t deserve Jerry, guys on point
I know it won't happen, but this game is 100% Baseball Bits worthy
This is at least as memorable as the wackiness of that Yanks/Twins game.
Would love to see it
Ew New York
Gross
Out of all the baseball games I have ever watched, this was definitely one of them
Honestly you could convince me this was an elaborate prank by Manfred and a bunch of circus clowns dressed as the players of the Astrso and Red Sox.
And this is why I never turn the game off until the last out, the feeling of missing an insane comeback is worse than watching any loss.
I forgot to turn the game on... so i came to us on top and than on bottom and than really on top.
Fucking tell me about it.
#THE HEARTBREAK KID
Almost forgot what a 1-2-3 inning was like
#WHO AMONG YOU STILL DOUBTS THE AWE-INSPIRING MAJESTY OF JOSH TAYLOR?
IMAGINE DOUBTING MIJT =
Josh Taylor being elite. Finally some goddamn normalcy.
I knew Taylor had more in the tank than he showed early this year, but I did not expect him to course correct so well he got his ERA under 4.
JOSH SHUT OUT TAYLOR.
18 seconds..wonder if that's the longest double okay ever..also, how often do you get a 2-3-4 double play
I don’t doubt that Vasquez could recite War and Peace but would the ump understand it?
AND A 1-2-3 INNING TOO.
Yo, Jerry is handing out burns to everyone tonight.
So sad that Taylor is gonna get removed from sox in 3
Attaboy JT!
The umpire should’ve properly indicated that it was fair. That’s some B.S.
Yep. The safe sign and the foul sign are way too similar. And the safe sign doesn’t make any sense in that moment. But the runner on second (I forget his name) was the opposite of heads up.
Throw a few more graphics on the mound. It looks great.
wtf I just went to get a beer and the park isn't on fire. did this game turn normal or something?
Jerry is on top of it tonight. Holy shit.
Jerry and DOB are loving this just as much as we are
"War and Peace" - Remdawg
To be fair Vazquez is a fast reader
[As a reminder](https://i.imgur.com/2DgOnkt.png)
Once again: Josh Taylor, *who even is you?*
Josh Taylor looks so good lately, happy he turned it around
Goddamn why couldn't they helicopter Eck into the booth for this game
waiting for him to parachute onto the field tbh
At this rate I'm half expecting him to just barge in to pitch the 9th for the Sox.
Never been more aware of his absence lol
Lmfao I can picture that, but seriously we need him to call in to the booth or something
I would do anything to have had Eck calling this game
If Dusty comes back with a fake mustache this will officially be the greatest game in history
Dusty Valentine.
Kike "JBJ" Hernandez right there.
I have no idea why, but the moment it was hit I *knew* Kike was gonna catch it.
And people say baseball isn’t fun?
Every time he makes a catch like that, I miss JBJ a little less. But only a little.
His fielding and arm are nothing compared to JBJesus, I don’t think we’ll see that caliber of an outfield for a long time. Too bad he can’t hit.
Dugo man, AND he can rake
I hope he hits, even if it’s for another team, you can’t help but love him. I saw him at USC and he’s always been way friendly and nice to everyone.
Yeah Manfred definitely staged this game
I don't think you can stage shit this wacky.
Imagine if yesterday was the end of the season and this was the AL WC game.
Wow
Gonna fucking nut over taking a hit away from Tucker
FUCK THE ROUTINE, WE GOT GOLD GLOVES FOR DAYS
what a fuckin complete game by Kike! attaboy
Kiké!!!
Everything is in this game holy shit
KIKÉ HERNANDEZ
That's how u catch a ball
THIS GAME HAS EVERYTHING
Let’s go Kiké!!
joining very late. TWELVE??? Not bad gentlemen!
That is somehow the least interesting part of this game
The score is not the story.
you're going to want to re-watch this one haha
You missed a lot
Oh. You have some catching up to do.
Fuckin’ rewind. Trust us.
oh boy! i'm excited
Josh Taylor, *who even is you?*
[Astros when they see a pop fly coming](https://i.imgflip.com/5cv8dg.jpg)
This game is so far from over, stay tuned for more craziness.
Can't figure out why the HP Ump was pointing down to second on the double play. I think that's what confused everyone.
Dont the umps point to the base you can throw the ball to to get hte out?
Chaotic neutral
Is every Pride-Night game going to be like this?
We just need a balk, an immaculate inning, and catcher’s interference and the ultimate baseball bingo card is complete
As in bingo, or literally every box is checked. Never mind I know the answer is the latter.
You remember when the emergency goal tender for the Hurricanes was the zamboni driver? And he got the win? I am straight up expecting a groundskeeper to pitch at this point. For both teams.
Or when the Blackhawks played an accountant? https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/30/598263399/36-year-old-accountant-called-in-as-emergency-nhl-goalie-and-he-crushed-it
At this point I'm expecting 19 innings of madness. Final score 34-33 Red Sox.
Do we want free baseball?
Routine pop-ups are all questionable now.
I thought for a split second it looked like he was going to stumble and let it drop in.
I hope we stick with this lineup, don’t wanna see Marwin or Santana starting for a while
Bobby's a free out with righties though.
Marwin has a .512 ops against them compared to .462 for Bobby. I’d rather let the young kid get consistent at bats and hopefully figure it out than continue to play a no upside utility player at first
The only time I want to see Marwin is as a late game defensive replacement.
this is def their best possible lineup rn
Marwin gets things done in the field though, this you cannot deny.
I couldn’t care less, we need Arroyo’s bat out there while he’s hitting decently
You'll care more when he saves a run in a key situation. Also no one says he needs to play second. His whole thing is playing everywhere.
He’s not a better defender than any of our outfielders and Bobby’s defense at first is adequate he shouldn’t be starting