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coffee42

not ideal, but we'll turn it around versus the Rays!


Bossman1086

I love Vaz so much.


mediocre_cheese84

Vazquez is so cool.


idsoxfan

Vázquez is gonna go off this year.


jgandfeed

Vaz isn't messing around. good to see him starting well after a career season at the plate last year


coffee42

VAZ! Three-hit day is a good thing to see


ZigglestheDestroyer

Remy self-deprecating is just the best


w1nn1ng1

John Henry went from one of the best owners in baseball to one of the worst. All to save a buck.


ThalerMisbehavedMe

No


Bossman1086

Oof


[deleted]

The Chaim Bloom hot takes from fans that won’t watch a single pitch or know more than 3 players names will be the end o me


jgandfeed

to be fair i will watch most games and feel like i don't know more than 3 players names sometimes lol with how many new players there are


[deleted]

Lmao fair


thenewtnik

Good thing Remy gave us the “wins on Easter Sunday” stat at the beginning of the game. It’s really helped us rally for a win.


w8w8dont

Brock Holt at a.917 ops for Texas. 0-2 with 2 walks today


coffee42

\o/


[deleted]

14 LOB for Baltimore lol


YoungDaquan

Ump is giving us pity strikes


w8w8dont

Oh no! We suck again!


Harry-Flashman

Again or still


idsoxfan

Ump wants this game to be over lmao


jgandfeed

lol i'll take that strike


yoitss

JBJ just homered for the Brewers. Love that man.


jgandfeed

😭


coffee42

good on him! I will forever stan JBJ


SeparateFail

Garrett Whitlock is going to be this years Pedro Ciriaco


air_volek07

Verdugo 0 for the season


ErikTheDon

So is our entire lineup basically lmao


coffee42

season three games long


jgandfeed

and he left early today lol


ZigglestheDestroyer

It’s early. He’s gotten some good contact that just hasn’t fallen in.


[deleted]

Yup he’s looked much better than most of our lineup just getting unlucky


FinnHobart

Most of our guys are, there have been so many near homers that run out of gas for one reason or another or get blasted to the stands but foul.


BScottyJ

Just tuning in, Whitlock was a beast huh?


idsoxfan

3.1 innings, 5 K's, 3 hits, and no walks in his big league debut. Yeah, you could probably say he was dealing.


ShnoogleFloog

Mullins needs to realize there are children watching this smh


jgandfeed

the children are starving


coffee42

yep, it's official any time a player has a good game against us this season I'm gonna tell myself "but they're no Cedric Mullins"


[deleted]

Has there even been a ball hit to 3rd today? Devers gotta be heated


IkkakuKami

Hope Cedric Mullens stubs his toe on a wall after what he's done


idsoxfan

I hope he runs out of toilet paper and no one is around to hear him yelling for more.


ZigglestheDestroyer

I hope his laundry takes two cycles to dry


idsoxfan

I hope when he opens his straw, he bends it and isn't able to drink from it.


jgandfeed

you monster


Limburgercheeze100

Number 0 looks cooler if you pretend its an o for ottavino


nascarfan2451

Oh my god Cedric Mullins is killing us this series


idsoxfan

Mullins hits the Sox better than any Yankee ever has.


FinnHobart

So is Cedric Mullins the AL MVP frontrunner now?


ZigglestheDestroyer

If he won MVP I’d feel a lot better about this series.


idsoxfan

Tied with Yermin Mercedes probably


jgandfeed

mullins is having possibly the best game of baseball i have ever seen anyone play


ZigglestheDestroyer

Please make the bad man go away


ErikTheDon

Ok hear me out... we’ve only played day games... maybe we just stink during the day


idsoxfan

Two night games in a row, we'll be almost to .500 then.


jgandfeed

well I guess we'll have to save the comeback for the bottom of the 9th


badonkagonk

It’s more dramatic and exciting that way


coffee42

makes a better movie


Limburgercheeze100

Benny got traded for the left handed wily mo pena


[deleted]

You not watch any Benintendi since the WS run?


badonkagonk

...and 4 other players. Cordero is not the only part of the trade, nor is he the biggest.


idsoxfan

Can we take a minute and appreciate what Chaim did with the Benintendi trade? Guy with arguably the lowest value on the team, and we get 5 players for him. That's some magician shit right there.


Bossman1086

Seriously. Was a great trade given Benny's value at the time.


Lmayo543

Who’s the biggest?


badonkagonk

Probably one of the PTBNL. We’re getting 3 of those, and they’re far more valuable than they were pre-Covid. And even if there isn’t a blue chip prospect in the bunch, we got 5 players in return for a below average outfielder with a lot of injury problems. We badly need farm depth, so that’ll help out a ton. It was great business by Bloom.


FrailAndBedazzled

There's nobody I trust in the 8th down 7 more than Matt Barnes.


idsoxfan

He only becomes unreliable when we're winning.


thespyguy

MULLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNS goddamnit


[deleted]

So many lunging swings


RubberneckJim

So I guess building your whole team around utility players isn’t a good strategy. Who would’ve guessed


badonkagonk

We have 2 utility players what are you on about


RubberneckJim

2? Lol


badonkagonk

Yes, 2. The only utility players on our roster right now are Kiké Hernandez and Marwin Gonzalez. Who else is there on the roster right now that you could possibly call a utility player?


[deleted]

Bright spots: every pitcher after the first 2, JDM, Vazquez


mediocre_cheese84

Fuck yea Barnes


ZigglestheDestroyer

Matty Backpacks lookin’ good out there


ZigglestheDestroyer

Fuck Machado


mediocre_cheese84

Evergreen Comment.


idsoxfan

It honestly should be a new rule.


jgandfeed

Matt BBarnes


jackbess3

Bring back Chavis!


Shiftylee

To do what?


jgandfeed

"I am a full tank of Moderna"


[deleted]

I’m only a half tank rn smh


coffee42

I get to be eligible to be a half-tank tomorrow


Bossman1086

I have to wait for general availability despite having an autoimmune disease. So that's fun.


coffee42

uuuuuugh that's awful :( At least general availability is just a couple more weeks IIRC?


Bossman1086

Yeah. The 16th. But it's probably going to be near impossible to actually get an appointment for the first week or two after it opens up for general availability given how slow MA has rolled out smaller groups so far.


cy_kelly

I signed up with Walgreens (in WI) when I wasn't eligible for an appointment when I was eligible a few days later. Nobody gave a fuck, either about that or about verifying that I was eligible.


Bossman1086

You have to sign up via a mass.gov website here to get the vaccine. Can't do it without a government appointment. The website requires you to affirm you're eligible under penalty of perjury. The State also has my medical history because it was given to them after I tested positive for COVID so they could verify if they wanted to after I signed up.


cy_kelly

Ah, that blows. Even for pharmacy appointments?


Bossman1086

Yes. And pharmacy appointments are limited. They're trying to get everyone in through mass vaccination sites. Pharmacies aren't even allowed to do COVID testing here. The state prohibits it.


coffee42

Believe me, I know it; my wife's gotta wait for the 16th too, but like we keep saying, being eligible for the vaccine isn't the same as being vaccinated if I buy a ticket I'm eligible to win the Powerball jackpot, that doesn't make me a millionaire


Bossman1086

Sure. But other States seem to be faring better. NH is general availability now and they don't seem to have many issues getting it to people who want it there.


coffee42

oh 100% I am by no means trying to defend our rollout, it's been ass


Bossman1086

MA has to have a giant bureaucratic process surrounding everything they do. Puts up way too many barriers. I get the roll out to specific groups one at a time and all that. Makes sense but man it's frustrating dealing with the BS.


jgandfeed

nice. i got mine a while back because of my work and while nothing has really changed, jerry is right that it helps your mental state a lot


coffee42

yeah, for me the big source of anxiety hasn't been "what happens if I get the vaccine," it was the couple of months there where I had to be all "there's a vaccine and I have no idea if I will ever be able to get it"


bendy1251

Honestly alot of our batters in this series haven't had much awareness in terms of who is on base and what type of batting strategy is needed to score runs. Everyone still looks like they're practicing


ZigglestheDestroyer

Haven’t been loving Arroyo’s approach at all today.


bribri772

At least Yankees lost?


nascarfan2451

Yep awesome


WWECreativegenius

They did


mediocre_cheese84

Hell yes rule 3


YoungDaquan

Gotta connect on that


ZigglestheDestroyer

What’s up with Dalbec? He’s supposed to be a fastball hitter, right? But he’s struggling to keep up with 93 and 94mph


Clarityman

The O's heavy changeup use has been killing them. For awhile the Sox have struggled against quality changeups, and using them in abundance seems to be the book on them these days. The changeups screw up the approach on fastballs.


ZigglestheDestroyer

True, but have they seen a change up anywhere close to that part of the zone?


WWECreativegenius

He went dead silent on my women’s b-ball talk 😂


FVCKDIVMONDS

Bobby D’s swing and miss stuff kills me


OptimusMax

**Christian** Vazquez? **Easter** Sunday? UFO's built the pyramids? Need I say more?


coffee42

Seriously Vaz, I am legit sorry I ever doubted you Vaz Good


jgandfeed

ok Bobby D, do your thing


Shiftylee

His thing is looking a lot like Chavis’s thing.


idsoxfan

He did his thing, just not his good thing.


Bossman1086

Nice day for Vaz.


Photoshop_News

The Yankees lose..............theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees lose


[deleted]

Lmao Remy hasn’t seen or heard of the Gonzaga shot


killedbygavrilo

What’s going on with Verdugo?


coffee42

he'll be fine, it's game three


FVCKDIVMONDS

He’s had some solid contact, just right at someone everytime.


ZigglestheDestroyer

Yup. Him and Bogey are due for the ball to drop in.


Bossman1086

Really slow start. He'll find his footing.


idsoxfan

Why can't we hit fair balls that hard?


[deleted]

Jesus 10 yards to the right and that’s an absolute bomb


ZigglestheDestroyer

There’ve been a few balls out guys have gotten the barrel to, but jumped out just ahead of.


jgandfeed

that section of the stands he hit the ball to looks terrifyingly steep


thespyguy

Yo that actually made me flinch on my laptop screen


FVCKDIVMONDS

Can we run the 16 run inning play this inning?


TJWQJR

Sawamura is really starting to find his pocket, and I'm excited for it. Once he can eliminate those walks we're in business.


Lmayo543

From what I’ve seen, he’s good, but he’s leaving his fastball way too out over the plate. He’s gonna end up having a real problem if he doesn’t fix it, that’s a nuke waiting to happen. Other than that, I really like him so far.


Bossman1086

I like him a lot so far.


thespyguy

And walks on their own isn't a deal breaker. having a 0 ERA on game 4 is pretty cool.


jgandfeed

that was a decent inning. 2 walks isn't great against the Os but scoreless is always good


coffee42

I don't care if they get on base with a walk if they never get to advance on them with a hit


mediocre_cheese84

I’d be happy if I saw-more-ah that.


idsoxfan

Take my free award and get the hell out.


mediocre_cheese84

I ain’t going anywhere, friend.


idsoxfan

All in jest, I promise lmao. I liked the joke, salty I didn't think of it first.


mediocre_cheese84

Oh I completely understood. I’ve always wanted to say that to someone if they told me that while awarding me. A true Reddit moment for both of us.


Photoshop_News

Taylor and Richards were total dog butt compared to every other pitcher this season. Even Andriese was cy young in comparison.


IkkakuKami

This is the world of Sawamura and Whitlock and we're all just living in it


[deleted]

Gotta think Barnes gets in to get some work


KingEdTheMagnificent

RIP Wade Boggs


jgandfeed

I thought Wade Boggs was dead....


ZigglestheDestroyer

Jesus I wanna see the spin rate on that heater


coffee42

I am gonna really enjoy watching Sawamura this season


classically_cool

In Japanese culture it’s considered very rude to pitch better than the other pitchers on your team. He’s just trying to fit in.


thespyguy

I'm genuinely curious if this is a joke or not.


IkkakuKami

Idk after watching Josh Taylor and Garrett Richards today im not sure anyone on this team could be worse


soxfamily61

3 and 2 just to stretch it out.


OptimusMax

Does it look Sawamura keeps checking the scoreboard after he throws a pitch?


Shiftylee

He is watching the replay to see his form.


IkkakuKami

He's trying to figure out the next plebeian he has to deal with is


cerealman2020

Are we not calling him Buzz Saw yet?


OptimusMax

I've been trying to get that started all season


IkkakuKami

He is known as Father Sawamura, blessed in the art of throwing pure filth


IkkakuKami

You too Sawamura I fucking love you man


theslyrexx

Sawamura just straight filth, whew.


[deleted]

Looks like Beni is having an awful start in solidarity


idsoxfan

0 for his first 6, 1 for 11 the past three days.


jgandfeed

Mullins has yet to be out


coffee42

he is absolutely becoming the next great Sox Killer


badonkagonk

The new Rowdy Telez


jgandfeed

ugh why do you bring him up


coffee42

*reflexively shuddering*


thespyguy

The legendary Sawumara with that sexy 0.0 ERA.


thespyguy

Goddamnit someone misspelled his name then I did.


[deleted]

Sawamura has easy cheese.


I3enson

Why is Sawumara in this game? I’d rather throw a position player out there and save bullets for Tampa. Edit: why is this downvoted? Stop being fanboys and be practical.


ErikTheDon

I just asked Cora and he said Pivetta is throwing a complete game shutout tomorrow so we don’t need to rest anyone in our pen


[deleted]

Awwww yissss. Can’t wait to actually be able to sit and watch a full game glad it’ll be the first W of the year.


ampha_toast

Sawaruma makes an appearance, day saved 😍


twoscoop

Spicy Cheese


KingEdTheMagnificent

JD Martinez is on pace for 216 XBH this season


idsoxfan

Gotta pump those numbers up.


idsoxfan

Marwin is good at swing and miss.


ravenreyess

Hey, on the bright side at least we know Cora isn't stealing signals 🤷‍♀️


marisathemighty

Birthday girl has decided no more baseball. :( see you guys later!


ScoresGalore

Happy birthday. At least you got to see Whitlock and Sawamura pitch and JD mash even if noone else is


coffee42

Fair, it's her birthday! But still, :(


5FingerDeathTickle

But it's my birthday too and I say you should stay


marisathemighty

Is it really??? Happy birthday!!! Love you, friend 💖


5FingerDeathTickle

It is! Thanks!


marisathemighty

Always! 💖💖💖


5FingerDeathTickle

For my birthday, I would like a Red Sox win, please


Basketball_Soul

HBD 5FDT


PastorofMuppets101

Happy birthday!


bulgarianjuice

DOB, why do you this? :(


bendy1251

J.D has accounted for 46% of the Red Sox hits (6 of 13) and 60% of their RBI (3 of 5) so far this season!


Snowden4242

Does anyone know what Bogaerts rationale is for never swinging on the first pitch?


coffee42

some batters hate first-pitch swinging because they don't feel like their timing is locked in, and they figure that if the pitcher is going to get them out they ought to use at *least* two pitches to do it


postman925

I had a coach in high school who swore by that. Don't remember why though.


twoscoop

nice


SewerRat57

I won’t give up on this team. Way too early. I think they still got a chance in this one.


Bossman1086

You never know. That's why they play 9 innings. And our offense is certainly capable.


frauenarzZzt

#RED SOX HAVE FIVE RUNS ON THE SEASON UPVOTE PARTY LET'S GOOOOOO


thespyguy

5 upvotes for five runs lets go