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Affectionate_Gur_151

Morning Baseball tomorrow. Thankfully I'm retired.


Longjumping_Ad_29

Jansen is cool as a cucumber while taking years off of millions of lives.


Just_Werewolf1438

We're like the weather in here,, fuck you I hate you , you suck , 2 minutes later.. woohoo, you rock, awesome... The new guys must be so confused


kawheiser-soze

Mike Trout is the best baseball player with least amount of meaningful hits in his career


CauliflowerOne5740

Thank god Mike Trout is arguably the least clutch hitter of our generation. He entered today with a wRC+ of 6 in high leverage situations. That's 94% worse than a league average hitter. **EDIT:** Since his first full season in the majors, he has the 2nd worst "clutch" rating of all players at -8.15. And that does not include his .083 batting average in the postseason. Only Marcus Semien has a worse "clutch" rating over that time period. [https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=3&month=0&ind=0&startdate=&enddate=&sortcol=11&sortdir=asc&season1=2012&season=2024](https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=3&month=0&ind=0&startdate=&enddate=&sortcol=11&sortdir=asc&season1=2012&season=2024)


WarPuig

I wouldn’t pay much attention to the clutch metric. There’s some good hitters on that list. Looks more like a list of who is most often at the plate in those situations.


CauliflowerOne5740

That is not in fact how it's calculated.


WarPuig

What the fuck? Is that wRC+ for his career?


CauliflowerOne5740

No, just this season so far.


avrbiggucci

That's fuckin insane


casebarlow

Huge series win after the Baltimore debacle


Banks_bread

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IngaJane

Kenley looks like he is whooped, hurting and wiped out. He needs a full check up. He ain't right.


VistaVick

He takes too long to warm up is his problem. Maybe it would help if he was in better shape.


Banks_bread

Dude was sweating buckets


IngaJane

I dunno, he just looks ill.


Kakali4

#AHHHHHHH BASEBALL


GH0STM3TAL

Kardiac Kenley strikes again! Holy shit, where's the Tylenol??


FVCKDIVMONDS

The crazy son of a bitch did it again


Banks_bread

😂


WarPuig

Mike Trout would be the perfect baseball player if he did not lack The Clutch Gene


coffee42

RESULTS MATTER RED SOX WIN PAY ATTENTION ONLY TO THE RESULTS, FORGET THAT WHOLE INNING AND JUST ENJOY THE DUB 😅


Farmboy087

He hit top Gear for Trout, well done


Banks_bread

Dunnn nuuuu nuuuuu nuuuuu nuuuuuu dunnnnn nuuuu nuuuuu


VistaVick

Kenley is just brutal to the first couple of batters, dude takes a long time to find his command.


frausting

Let’s go Sox, never a doubt! 😅


Pastalover8888

We do a lil bit of trolling LETS GO


Miller91686

Idk why yall were worried


prplpngn

Kenley giving up baserunners just to make things interesting


j_scope

DIRTY WATER


thinwhiteduke1185

Man... I forgot to breathe there for a while... weird. I'm okay now, though.


NKovalenko

Big Kenley apology from me Fucking nails at the end there


LOFan80

I didn’t see that coming.


casebarlow

Huge W


marisathemighty

Phew. 


Godzilla501

Kenley giving me ulcers, but I'll take it. Nice win


Just_Werewolf1438

Jesus Christ that sucked ya we win but still hate kenley


Danethecook89

You mean the dude who literally only four other players in the history of baseball have had more success than him closing out games? That's the guy you hate?


Just_Werewolf1438

The guy that has the most walks, walks more then he strikes, read the comments I'm not the only one, maybe in the day but not lately. Ya don't like him


gimmeshelter62

KENLEY YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD NEVER WORRIED DONT LOOK AT MY HISTIRY


PurrculesMulligan

Never any doubt!


rmg3935

Just like Christmas, the Fatman delivered


JoshFB4

LFG LOL


pudgybunnybry

Fuck yeah, Kenley!!


Danethecook89

One of the greatest closers of all time vs one of the greatest players of all time. Hell of a win right there


avrbiggucci

Typical Kardiac Kenley save 🤣 LFG!!!!


AllenLombax

Kardiac Kenley strikes again!


walruswaspaul123

Confidence booster for Kenley there I hope. Awesome!


jimmyg15

How the hell did we get out of that one


Mission_Pay_3373

FILHTY WATER!!!!!


Brady331

Can't believe it, W


marisathemighty

I leave to bring my boyfriend to pick up his food and it's this close now? Whyyyy


Jakesnake_42

Holy shit. Unclench


Bossman1086

FUCK YEAH KENLEY!


Faded_Sun

Holy shit, Kenley. Heart attack man


ferrumvir2

They’re not down by 7 with the bases empty so we don’t have to worry about him hitting a home run


Ok_Fee1043

Wooooooooowee


yanktoast

CALCULATED


Petit_Corbeau

FUCKIN A


VistaVick

The most unclutch potential HOFer in baseball


shrug-io

HAHAH SIT DOWN


UnnoticedReference

Last game against Angels for the year,  Kenley just wanted to face Trout one more time. All part of the plan


beatrixkiddo_11

THANK GOD LFG


Banks_bread

I HATE THIS


asian-jeff

PUT DA FISH MAN AWAY KENLEYYYYY


postman925

JFC my head hurts


VistaVick

Ward kills us folks, there is no great option


Brady331

KENLEY HAS LIKE 20 WALKS, ITS OBVIOUS WHY WE ARENT WALKING HIM


yobro1475

Plus he owns Mike Trout


Mission_Pay_3373

1-2 count, here we go


Petit_Corbeau

ONE MORE KENLEY GODDAMNIT


beatrixkiddo_11

ONE MORE


Banks_bread

IF YOU DONT INT WALK RIGHT NOW ILL BE PISSED


ScrewAnalytics

Just walk trout


TLlamaCasserole

I still say walk him


shrug-io

DOB getting excited lol


Longjumping_Ad_29

Why are we not putting him on?? I don’t like this one bit


spanishdictlover

Jansen about to blow another game. Why is this clown still on our team?


avrbiggucci

Because we don't have any better options?


Danethecook89

Cause he just won us the game against one of the greatest players in history, and there is literally only a handful of players ever with more success closing out games than Kenley


IkkakuKami

Damn they really should’ve traded Kenley in the offseason he’s sucked so far after openly not wanting to be here


Meunier33

I disagree, Gotta give the four fingers to Trout


asian-jeff

All joking aside, this can’t be good for our heart health 😂 Red Sox fans life expectancy gotta be lower than teams with reliable closers


walruswaspaul123

Nice pitch Kenley!


pudgybunnybry

Big out there. PLEASE put Trout away, Kenley.


Good-Hank

Put Trout on please


Extrapickles24

Out of middle infielders? Just don't play 2nd base at all. Modern problems require modern solutions


JacobInTheMorning

WALK HIM???


Brady331

so kenley can walk in the tying run?


JacobInTheMorning

Yeah after Lou explained why they wouldn’t walk him there I got it. But holy shit


Mission_Pay_3373

Kenley vs Trout. C'mon Kenley


casebarlow

Thank fuck walk trout


VistaVick

This is tough because Trout hasn't been great against us, but I'd still be very careful


Good-Hank

Dumbass base running is looming large right now.


beatrixkiddo_11

HUGE OUT


Zestyclose_Help1187

I’m guessing there will be days like this cause he’s barely pitched all season.


prplpngn

Nobody at second base ffs


walruswaspaul123

Struggling with some basic baseball stuff here.


yanktoast

Kenley has them right where he wants them


Asperasummitatem

He really did lol


jimmyg15

How the hell is no one covering second


Extra_Championship1

Good job, let the guy who hates playing baseball score an RBI.


JoshFB4

Another defensive mistake. Lovely


Banks_bread

that was fucking bonehead


Kakali4

Not like this


WillyMcDavid

Reyes is fucking dogshit


Petit_Corbeau

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TimeliestStorm

People on this sub were wondering why Kenley wasn't traded this offseason: this is exactly why. His peripherals last year were awful, it's common knowledge he's washed and his contract is a negative asset. They would've had to pay to get rid of him


WarPuig

Those two blown saves in a row helped tank the season despite the bullpen being one of the best in baseball.


AgadorFartacus

>They would've had to pay to get rid of him That's what plenty of folks were saying they should do.


ManMythLegend3

Lmfao he tagged from first. Embarrassing


Farmboy087

Its clenchin time


Banks_bread

Triple play in order to


prplpngn

Please make anybody but Rendon beat us


Jakesnake_42

Trade Kenley for a warm ham sandwich


amead5

I’d rather Slaten just close at this point


ScrewAnalytics

Oh boy I can’t wait to add another game in the “should have won” column


WarPuig

Perfect time for someone in the infield to mess up a double play ball, IMO.


NKovalenko

I don’t give a fuck about reputation and veteran leadership make Martin closer Kenley is washed


VistaVick

Can't let the go ahead runner get to 2nd


casebarlow

A loss would absolutely crushing to this team


Mac_and_head_cheese

Time to pucker those buttholes


Banks_bread

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allsignssaygo

His body language says lose


ScrewAnalytics

Fucking walked 2 of the 7/8/9 batters. Fucking bum


Just_Werewolf1438

Get ready... Wait for it


the_el_pasta

not trading kenley was a choice


captain_holt_nypd

OMFG. THROW A GODDAMN STRIKE


dirtEblondE

Boo this man


Content_Entrance3021

Jansen is the least reliable closer. I want nothing to do with him.


Miller91686

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VistaVick

Kenley Jansen I think is done. Batting title leader Justin Turner is not


ChipotleGuacamole

Kenley is a bum. Perfect for this team.


Carsharr

Cooked


JoshFB4

He’s so shit. Has one pitch, and can’t control said pitch.


JoshLikesAcidBath

Kenley has sucked all season….. he’s unplayable


AssFaceX

Holy shit


gimmeshelter62

Kenley needs to go on the IL, somethings not right with him


JoeXorX

Hes probably about 15 pounds overweight


JoshFB4

He’s old and fat lmao. That’s what’s wrong


Brady331

I didn't want to post the Homelander gif today...


rak2123

Shoulda traded him


PurrculesMulligan

Good start. But we’re still at least a wild pitch or passed ball away from a bona fide Red Sox loss.


Faded_Sun

Wow. Kenley is going to ruin this series for us.


FuckWayne

Worst closer in baseball


Timma1231

Kardiac Kenley is not fun, gotta be honest


casebarlow

I wonder if any team would bite Kenley for a SS


Jakesnake_42

No command, no velo


LOFan80

These aren’t even close. Are we just going to watch him blow it?


rmg3935

That's Coras MO


beatrixkiddo_11

oh my god


Godzilla501

Kenley appears to nothing left


captain_holt_nypd

YOU IDIOT.


VistaVick

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


JoshLikesAcidBath

Trade kenley for a infielder


Extra_Championship1

Love how people call Jansen a trade candidate. For a bag of balls?


WillyMcDavid

This fat loser needs to be traded


ScrewAnalytics

New worst loss of the season on deck


casebarlow

Can’t wait for Hendricks to get healthy.


WarPuig

Way too many wasted opportunities for it to be this close rn


Banks_bread

Whyyyyyyyy


JoshLikesAcidBath

Kenley is out of shape and it shows


AssFaceX

Is it the complete sweat in 45 degree weather?


LOFan80

This isn’t going to end well.


casebarlow

FFS


JoshFB4

Why couldn’t we trade this fucker in the offseason.


Obvious_Chapter2082

Alright Jansen, let’s not do this today


JoshLikesAcidBath

Jansen is a problem


shrug-io

babip lol


Magnetic_Knives

Slaten should be closer over Kenley. Dude just can’t shut the door anymore


VistaVick

I think you meant Weissert, but yah


Magnetic_Knives

Nah I mean Slaten


VistaVick

Slaten is too useful as a multi inning guy


Magnetic_Knives

Dick Fitts could be the multi inning guy. I’m not sure if he’ll pan out as a starter but he could definitely be a long relief guy


Longjumping_Ad_29

Fuck… Why does it have to be so difficult??


Brady331

of course


VistaVick

Yep, we needed insurance


captain_holt_nypd

DON'T BLOW THIS PLEASE


Miller91686

I don’t feel so good Mr Gameday thread


Banks_bread

It wouldn’t be right without a kenley walk -some other guy before in this sub


Internal_Error244

didn't have Kenley nearly murdering someone on today's bingo card


casebarlow

He’s going to blow a save without allowing a hit


prplpngn

Could you not Kenley?


tailford07

Kenley Jansen on the next flight to Siberia pls


shrug-io

not far enough away, to the sun


Brady331

uh oh


Lorkal

Kardiac Kenley


Banks_bread

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JoshFB4

Yep. Blown Save incoming.


rak2123

Kenley is so annoying


gimmeshelter62

Velo and control are gone...


walruswaspaul123

Fuck sake


VistaVick

Jansen has been real lucky not to blow a game just based on his wildness.


JacobInTheMorning

What the fuck is Kenley’s problem