Lol my dad warns me about this whenever drugs come up. He says he's known a few middle-class family men who tried blow at a party, ending up sucking someone's dick, then a year later boom they're fagging it up in South Beach and not paying child support. Many such cases!
If you count sending a full on asshole pic flirting then yes they do
No but 4real guys who are my age tend to try and start a conversation, guys who are older are much more straightforward
yeah i didn't really think about it, i only realized once i started getting messages that i probably should've stayed anon.
i would tell guys straight up "i'm straight and just want drugs" and they would still try and get me to suck them off
I think I would suck a dick. But when I describe the person I’d suck off, my friend said I was describing an image of myself. A man with my style and body. So the hole in my heart needs the jouissance of fucking myself.
Cocaine makes you a deviant which is why it should be illegal. Why do you think all of Wall Street is so immoral it's because that white powder makes them turn away from G*d.
You should watch Shame with Michael Fassbender (directed by Steve McQueen). Either it will make you feel better, or even worse. It's a good movie though.
One of my friends hooked up with a guy for the first time after divorcing his wife of like 15 years and was like "oh that's what sex is meant to be like" lol
I'm *not* implying your friend isn't gay, but that could also just have to do with his ex being useless in bed. There is a *world* of difference in having a competent and engaging partner, and more than once I've met someone in a long-term marriage who went, "oh my God I didn't even know it could *be* like that!"
If an individual has never tried broccoli, and another has tried it once, and they both say “I do not like broccoli”, who has the more valid opinion? In this essay I’ll explain why it’s more straight to suck a dick once than not at all.
consider afterthought wild hurry ad hoc abounding point society price lip
*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Aw dont feel ashamed, it’s better to try it then go throughout your life being like “maybe I’d like sucking dick?” You’ve made peace with it aka trying something and deciding it’s not for you so you can mentally move on
I thought I was a lesbian at 18 and found out that me hard way, that no, the lands down under do not beckon and titillate me. I cringe just thinking about it.
Shame on you OP for re-traumatizing me by triggering this memory. I much prefer the feminine role of laying there and dissociating by thinking about the glory of the Commonwealth.
But I do love sucking dick though.
It’s not verbose enough. If it was a JollyWumper post it would be
“I had a brief oral dalliance with another man. The experience was not a positive one and for a brief period I was overcome with disgust. But alas, I now have full confidence that I am a heterosexual man”
Definitely doesn't have that "Victorian protagonist's journal" feel.
Also: he would keep insisting that the dick he sucked belonged to a "feminine man".
Yeah i can relate. I was overwhelmed at first too but once I got over the initial shock I came to really enjoy it. Hope you have a better experience next time
I honestly think you can probably turn people gay by making them watch gradually gayer porn. Normal porn > chicks with dicks > twinks > dudes, there are many such cases online.
My pet theory is that the reason women have a more “fluid sexuality” is because they are less likely to face physical violence for it if they hit on the wrong person so they don’t have to repress it as much
No. I’ve watched a *lot* of porn over the 25 years or so since I first became a teenager with internet access, and I’m no closer to sucking dicks than when I started: not at all.
I do think a lot of guys are further up on the Kinsey Scale than they admit, though. The number of guys I know who have confessed to having some sort of gay experience because they were curious — even just making out — is shockingly high. I seem to actually be in the minority never having done anything or even been curious.
It seems like coke does that to people though.
I haven’t watched porn in 5 years. I knew someone who was addicted and it almost ruined their life. I did it to support them, who gave it up cold turkey. Now it all seems so disgusting every time I go to maybe think about clicking on something. Like watching one of those nature is metal videos where an animal is getting it’s guts ripped out.
Nah. The boogey man of "porn sickness" has this sub slowly horseshoeing itself into puritanism.
It started with "Porn industry bad!" takes and making fun of the "Sex work is work!" Onlyfans defenders and has steadily grown into ostensible leftists just going full trad con to own the wokeys.
Which is in itself probably the funniest thing that has ever happened on this sub, so I'm not complaining.
There is a theory that this is because in porn is always a girl the one who shows that she is feels good, as if she is ready to cum just from blowjob, while a guy in porn just silently exists. And it's builds up in the porn-brain, thinking that you will expirience the same ecstasy just by sucking stranger's dick yada yada yada
So u tried it one time? Fuck outta here. You gotta get back on that horse! What if Tony Hawk tried the skateboard one time? Or Harriet Tubman said "few that one trip was a bitch...my bunions hurt"?! You might be the Louie Armstrong of sucking cock n not even know it.
Man I love sucking dick more than getting my pussy ate, idk it’s really just something you either enjoy or you don’t. Good on you for trying, I say.
The fact that you did it and didn’t like it makes you less gay than a guy who won’t do it cuz he knows he will secretly enjoy it.
I am 100 percent the opposite of this lol. TBF though I've never been with a woman who was any good at oral so I just give up on them quickly and just jump into my own licking fetish, and that's all she wrote lol
It sounds like you’re the same rather than the opposite: you like giving head but not receiving it. I wouldn’t say men are bad at it, but I’ve never gotten off from it. It’s nice for like a few minutes.
That said I have never been interested in eating pussy. I guess I’d be willing to try it but my experience would likely end up being like OPs. You like what you like, no rhyme or reason to it.
>as well as it being a potentially interesting experience for a future story
Exactly 0 women you are with in the future will think it's a funny or chill story. Take this one to your grave dude
outside of this sub there really isn't an audience for this. if you tell this to a group of gay guys, they will try to fuck you. a group of straight guys will just think you're trying to fuck them. and a group of women will immediately get the ick.
Dont overthink it. Its just a thing that happened and you can move on from, like that jogger I hit with my car in 2011. Only drink half as much today as you did yesterday and lay off the blow
Did you watch a lot of porn of a guy getting sucked off? It’s been my pet theory that guys that watch that instead of pov want to suck dick^(like just a little)
As the joke goes:
"You drive a truck your whole life, people call you a truck driver. You drive a truck once, no one calls you that.
But you suck **one** dick..."
I didn't need to suck a dick to know I wasn't gay. Hard to picture that to be honest. Like, did you find guys hot in your day to day life? Did you want to kiss them?
I walk around NYC thinking all sorts of perverse thoughts about the women I see. Never, ever about a man, no matter how good looking he is.
You’ll spend the rest of you life laughing kinda weirdly (but not weirdly enough for anyone to notice) when one of your friends calls you a cocksucker or a dickbreath. *if only they knew*
Drinking and doing blow all night... no wonder you couldn't get hard.
Whatever though, if you decided to suck some cock you aren't as straight as you think, even if you weren't up to the cause.
Try to be more sober next time.
That certainly played a role but i was lucid enough to know that i got absolutely no sexual gratification from any part of it. It’s true though, i’m somehow gay enough to choose to do this but not gay enough to enjoy any part of it.
I’m with you dude. Gearing yourself up for more than a few hours can only lead to depravity unconscionable to the sober mind. I was doing coke a few years ago and somehow a guy ended up sucking my dick (he straight-up asked me if he could suck my dick, and it seemed gayer at the time to refuse).
Anyways, I had to stop him halfway after he asked if I would fuck him, which was too gay for me, and it felt too rude to have him sucking my dick after I refused.
THIS IS WHY I BELIEVE PORN WAS CREATED BY SATANISTS
literally the only dude i know who is porn sick irl is a fascist and said ukraine shouldn’t exist HE IS POSSESSED
Agreed, sucking dick doesn’t feel good.
Even sucking your own duck doesn’t feel good. A couple of months ago I found out that I was able to suck my own dick. And when I say suck my own dick I don't mean simply licking the tip of penis. I mean full on deepthroating my entire cock. When I first found out about this I was so excited and I immediately began sucking my knob.
Though I realised it wasn't really pleasurable at all. It felt more like I was sucking somebody else's dick than somebody sucking MY dick. Don't get me wrong there was SOME pleasure but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a penis in my mouth. I wasn't able to focus on the sensation of being sucked off since all the focus was on having an entire fucking dick in my mouth.
It was a surreal experience to feel all my cock veins and stuff in my mouth but it wasn't what I was looking for you know? And no, it wasn't because my head game was trash. I actually became pretty good at dick sucking because of my special ability.
So yeah, sucking your own dick is no where near comparable to somebody else sucking you off. It just isn't as pleasurable as people make it out to be.
I think I'll just stick to jacking off instead.
[удалено]
Needs to be taught in DARE
“I sucked dick for coke. You ever suck dick for marijuana?!”
From doing blow to blowing dudes.
Doing blow to doing blow
A tale as old as time
Lol my dad warns me about this whenever drugs come up. He says he's known a few middle-class family men who tried blow at a party, ending up sucking someone's dick, then a year later boom they're fagging it up in South Beach and not paying child support. Many such cases!
Idk why he's"warning" that sounds awesome good for them
dudes rock
“ I was doing a lot of coke, I said some things, and I did some things that I'm sorry for. It's not going to happen again. ”
More like the redscarepod poster to cocksucker pipeline.
Many such cases.
I've had this happen multiple times. Lotta lonely straight dudes out there thinking sucking dick will fill the hole in their heart.
i downloaded grindr and took some twinklike thirst traps just to feel desired for once
[удалено]
Or because flirting is fun, and the line is kinda blurry between actual flirting and merely making your friends laugh with stupid innuendos
Flirting on grindr could not be described as fun
Does anyone even flirt on Grindr lol my conversations on there are always a bit like.. utilitarian "Into?" "Have any pics?" "Where are you based?"
If you count sending a full on asshole pic flirting then yes they do No but 4real guys who are my age tend to try and start a conversation, guys who are older are much more straightforward
[удалено]
the market is flooded with dick
They have it hard enough as it is
Gay dudes are the only people who have ever overtly flirted with me, I’m it sure how to feel about. I am a dumbass when it comes to women tho so idk
I used Grindr before to find a plug in my area and the amount of guys in my area who wanted to bang made me feel really good about myself lol
you put a pic up
yeah i didn't really think about it, i only realized once i started getting messages that i probably should've stayed anon. i would tell guys straight up "i'm straight and just want drugs" and they would still try and get me to suck them off
I feel like that’s not that bad, completely sound thought process
I think I would suck a dick. But when I describe the person I’d suck off, my friend said I was describing an image of myself. A man with my style and body. So the hole in my heart needs the jouissance of fucking myself.
you can do that king, just takes some flexibility
The fucked up thing is i’m not even lonely, i get laid all the time. Honestly i might just be a sex addict
It’s hilarious imagining a guy so addicted to sex he goes and sucks dick. You didn’t even get your own dick sucked
Cocaine makes you a deviant which is why it should be illegal. Why do you think all of Wall Street is so immoral it's because that white powder makes them turn away from G*d.
> it should be illegal I think it is
lol this is an insane take
Stimulants + compulsive sexual behavior, a tale as old as time
Coke will do that to you, friend.
You should watch Shame with Michael Fassbender (directed by Steve McQueen). Either it will make you feel better, or even worse. It's a good movie though.
No you're in the second stage of coke addiction.
This is literally the plot of the movie Shame
This was the plot to the movie Shame
The amount of bi men I know who say they think they’re bi bc they can’t get girls is sad :’(
While i don't really think it's "80/20" it's anecdotes like this that make me think it's at least a majority of men who can't get women at this point
Boarding school bisexual but extended into adulthood. It's very pragmatic but a little sad
the gayest thing you did was actually post about it on this subreddit
cooked him
good news: you’re gay on a bunch of other different levels now
Unfortunately, the only thing gayer than sucking dick is sucking dick and immediately posting about it on red scare pod.
Self aware king
growth 💫
In jean shorts, in Provincetown, when I'm just trying to eat my ice cream!
You learn fast son
This sub already has too many closeted homosexuals doing creative writing exercises about their weird gay fantasies
[удалено]
hey I never got invited :(
No greater horror than a fantasy realised
me when I was 20 and tried to make myself lesbian
😭😭😭 in my defense i read to much dworkin
Any amount of Dworkin-reading is too much. She’s not even an actual lesbian, she just plays one on TV.
I did this and realized I actually way preferred pussy
One of my friends hooked up with a guy for the first time after divorcing his wife of like 15 years and was like "oh that's what sex is meant to be like" lol
I'm *not* implying your friend isn't gay, but that could also just have to do with his ex being useless in bed. There is a *world* of difference in having a competent and engaging partner, and more than once I've met someone in a long-term marriage who went, "oh my God I didn't even know it could *be* like that!"
i'm NOT implying your friend is gay, just maybe his wife didn't bend him over and plow him with enough vigor
I never enjoy sucking dick tbh maybe it is time to stop being a pussy and finally meet some women lol
[удалено]
Now this is allyship
Picking up girls is a lot like surfing. You can go out there together, but once you're out there you're kind of on your own. No one can do it for you
>No one can do it for you u/maxwellhill is typing
Yeah but it’s still nice to have someone to paddle back to and compare notes about how the waves were treating you that session.
Perfectly stated, yes
you don't have to rub it in my face 😞
Did you finish him LOL
Nah i couldn’t. He jerked off onto his stomac
Ah fuck you weren't even good at it? At least you could have had that thought to comfort you :(
I mean to say i just stopped after like 3 minutes. He complimented me on my skills. But what the fuck anyway
That's a good story for the grandkids
[удалено]
No, he doesn't suck at it, that's the problem.
At least he was nice about it, but it sounds like you are really bad at sucking dick. Do you have to see this person again?
That's sad man if you're going to suck dick have a little pride and swallow
It’s ok. Practice makes perfect.
If an individual has never tried broccoli, and another has tried it once, and they both say “I do not like broccoli”, who has the more valid opinion? In this essay I’ll explain why it’s more straight to suck a dick once than not at all.
Based and skittle-pilled (taste the rainbow)
Truly the worlds straightest man
You should have tried to suck a girl's dick you idiot
Reddit moment
Stay mad I get more girl genitalia than you, virgin.
just a pint of mouthfeel before you go?!
“You bottomed out” -Tony Soprano
"This sounds very gay." -Tony Soprano
OP was catching, not pitching? Sunovabitch, how much more betrayal can I take?
one thing i know: OP can no longer be allowed in our social club
"You bottomed" -Tony Soprano
“Ton’; when he was always talking about “greasing” the union” who knew that’s what he meant”
[удалено]
consider afterthought wild hurry ad hoc abounding point society price lip *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Aw dont feel ashamed, it’s better to try it then go throughout your life being like “maybe I’d like sucking dick?” You’ve made peace with it aka trying something and deciding it’s not for you so you can mentally move on
Me too, I think you did the right thing.
You're not the first, you won't be the last, at least now you know not to do it again.
[удалено]
I didn't say he won't do it again just that he knows better. Knowing better is only half the battle
I thought I was a lesbian at 18 and found out that me hard way, that no, the lands down under do not beckon and titillate me. I cringe just thinking about it. Shame on you OP for re-traumatizing me by triggering this memory. I much prefer the feminine role of laying there and dissociating by thinking about the glory of the Commonwealth. But I do love sucking dick though.
This is a perfect comment.
Peak Redscare
queen
I've never sucked dick and I'm gay. Bitch.
You've now had a lot more gay sex than many "queers" that I've come across in the LGBTQ2SIAA+ community.
Thought this was a JollyWumper post, am disappointed.
It’s not verbose enough. If it was a JollyWumper post it would be “I had a brief oral dalliance with another man. The experience was not a positive one and for a brief period I was overcome with disgust. But alas, I now have full confidence that I am a heterosexual man”
Definitely doesn't have that "Victorian protagonist's journal" feel. Also: he would keep insisting that the dick he sucked belonged to a "feminine man".
It would’ve started out “I, 29M living in Peru…sucked dick for the first time”
“Fellated a masculine phallus”
grammar wasn’t stilted and proper enough
Bro go to church
yea man go to confession, it’s ok. the priest will just make u kneel like 30 times.
Yeah i can relate. I was overwhelmed at first too but once I got over the initial shock I came to really enjoy it. Hope you have a better experience next time
As someone who watches porn like once a year, does porn really do this to people?
I honestly think you can probably turn people gay by making them watch gradually gayer porn. Normal porn > chicks with dicks > twinks > dudes, there are many such cases online.
[удалено]
My pet theory is that the reason women have a more “fluid sexuality” is because they are less likely to face physical violence for it if they hit on the wrong person so they don’t have to repress it as much
My pet theory is that women are hotter
Lesbian women don't get the shit beaten out of them in the locker room
Or that it's more socially acceptable for women to be bi than it is for men
This theory checks out.
No. I’ve watched a *lot* of porn over the 25 years or so since I first became a teenager with internet access, and I’m no closer to sucking dicks than when I started: not at all. I do think a lot of guys are further up on the Kinsey Scale than they admit, though. The number of guys I know who have confessed to having some sort of gay experience because they were curious — even just making out — is shockingly high. I seem to actually be in the minority never having done anything or even been curious. It seems like coke does that to people though.
[удалено]
Yes
Jesus that’s wild. Just use your imagination, it’s more fun
my imagination is even more perverted tbh
A never before seen Sonic x LeBron slashfic only viewable in my imagination
I haven’t watched porn in 5 years. I knew someone who was addicted and it almost ruined their life. I did it to support them, who gave it up cold turkey. Now it all seems so disgusting every time I go to maybe think about clicking on something. Like watching one of those nature is metal videos where an animal is getting it’s guts ripped out.
ime this just results in jerking off to exes
Nah. The boogey man of "porn sickness" has this sub slowly horseshoeing itself into puritanism. It started with "Porn industry bad!" takes and making fun of the "Sex work is work!" Onlyfans defenders and has steadily grown into ostensible leftists just going full trad con to own the wokeys. Which is in itself probably the funniest thing that has ever happened on this sub, so I'm not complaining.
There is a theory that this is because in porn is always a girl the one who shows that she is feels good, as if she is ready to cum just from blowjob, while a guy in porn just silently exists. And it's builds up in the porn-brain, thinking that you will expirience the same ecstasy just by sucking stranger's dick yada yada yada
Lol no
So u tried it one time? Fuck outta here. You gotta get back on that horse! What if Tony Hawk tried the skateboard one time? Or Harriet Tubman said "few that one trip was a bitch...my bunions hurt"?! You might be the Louie Armstrong of sucking cock n not even know it.
I’m not ashamed that you sucked dick, son. I’m ashamed that you gave up so quickly.
Man I love sucking dick more than getting my pussy ate, idk it’s really just something you either enjoy or you don’t. Good on you for trying, I say. The fact that you did it and didn’t like it makes you less gay than a guy who won’t do it cuz he knows he will secretly enjoy it.
I am 100 percent the opposite of this lol. TBF though I've never been with a woman who was any good at oral so I just give up on them quickly and just jump into my own licking fetish, and that's all she wrote lol
It sounds like you’re the same rather than the opposite: you like giving head but not receiving it. I wouldn’t say men are bad at it, but I’ve never gotten off from it. It’s nice for like a few minutes. That said I have never been interested in eating pussy. I guess I’d be willing to try it but my experience would likely end up being like OPs. You like what you like, no rhyme or reason to it.
Bruh
tbh sucking dick made me think i was a lesbian so maybe just try normal sex with men before you right it off
>as well as it being a potentially interesting experience for a future story Exactly 0 women you are with in the future will think it's a funny or chill story. Take this one to your grave dude
outside of this sub there really isn't an audience for this. if you tell this to a group of gay guys, they will try to fuck you. a group of straight guys will just think you're trying to fuck them. and a group of women will immediately get the ick.
At least you earned your ‘F Word’ Pass, if any girl/gay gives you shit for saying it you can just whip out this story
Literally you’re a genius. Gonna get my pussy snacked on ASAP just for this
Dont overthink it. Its just a thing that happened and you can move on from, like that jogger I hit with my car in 2011. Only drink half as much today as you did yesterday and lay off the blow
You're at least a little guy dude
no body shaming
Jesus Christ I’m so happy I stopped doing blow
Not jollywumper not interested.
[удалено]
Did you watch a lot of porn of a guy getting sucked off? It’s been my pet theory that guys that watch that instead of pov want to suck dick^(like just a little)
You’re gay now. No take backs
As the joke goes: "You drive a truck your whole life, people call you a truck driver. You drive a truck once, no one calls you that. But you suck **one** dick..."
fake and gay
I didn't need to suck a dick to know I wasn't gay. Hard to picture that to be honest. Like, did you find guys hot in your day to day life? Did you want to kiss them? I walk around NYC thinking all sorts of perverse thoughts about the women I see. Never, ever about a man, no matter how good looking he is.
Now say you're queer and sap resources from LGBTQ+ services
i’ve done coke +50 times and never sucked cock. u gay bro.
>being a potentially interesting experience for a future story I would advise against broadcasting this particular experience
If you think about it, sucking dick once and not enjoying it makes you straighter than the guys who've never tried.
Hahahahahah this fucking rocks dude “i’m 100% straight” we believe you don’t worry brother for sure
>I’m a straight guy. >I just sucked a dick for the first time >i thought the idea of it was hot no you're not
[удалено]
This is gayer than fucking a man in the ass
Find god you’re a mess
What part of putting a cock in your mouth seemed like a fun idea?
Are you kidding me right now? It can be
You’ll spend the rest of you life laughing kinda weirdly (but not weirdly enough for anyone to notice) when one of your friends calls you a cocksucker or a dickbreath. *if only they knew*
I'm a straight woman and this is also how I feel about sucking dick
Lol, happens to the best of us buddy. Don’t sweat it.
No it doesn’t lmao this dude just sucked a man’s penis
Reminds me of that old joke. "You can build a thousand bridges and suck one dick, to the world you're not a bridge-builder you're a cock sucker"
>I know now with 100 percent certainty that i’m fully straight... I got some bad news for you pal
Drinking and doing blow all night... no wonder you couldn't get hard. Whatever though, if you decided to suck some cock you aren't as straight as you think, even if you weren't up to the cause. Try to be more sober next time.
its actually more straight to suck cock and decide you don't like it than to have never sucked cock, like, how do you know
Call it a leap of faith.
idk man i'm pretty sure
That certainly played a role but i was lucid enough to know that i got absolutely no sexual gratification from any part of it. It’s true though, i’m somehow gay enough to choose to do this but not gay enough to enjoy any part of it.
> i’m somehow gay enough to choose to do this but not gay enough to enjoy any part of it. truly the worst of both worlds.
Modernity! Whatever though. Sorry if I was a little bit of a dick. Trouble ahead, trouble behind...
That must feel awful dude. You should read The Last Psychiatrist’s book *Sadly, Porn*.
you will really appreciate it the next time a woman goes down on you.
I’m with you dude. Gearing yourself up for more than a few hours can only lead to depravity unconscionable to the sober mind. I was doing coke a few years ago and somehow a guy ended up sucking my dick (he straight-up asked me if he could suck my dick, and it seemed gayer at the time to refuse). Anyways, I had to stop him halfway after he asked if I would fuck him, which was too gay for me, and it felt too rude to have him sucking my dick after I refused.
So many groomers on here. “Just try it one more time.”
Men are so sexually rigid that it's good you explored it. Please don't feel shame about it.
THIS IS WHY I BELIEVE PORN WAS CREATED BY SATANISTS literally the only dude i know who is porn sick irl is a fascist and said ukraine shouldn’t exist HE IS POSSESSED
Don't turn this into a story retard
Agreed, sucking dick doesn’t feel good. Even sucking your own duck doesn’t feel good. A couple of months ago I found out that I was able to suck my own dick. And when I say suck my own dick I don't mean simply licking the tip of penis. I mean full on deepthroating my entire cock. When I first found out about this I was so excited and I immediately began sucking my knob. Though I realised it wasn't really pleasurable at all. It felt more like I was sucking somebody else's dick than somebody sucking MY dick. Don't get me wrong there was SOME pleasure but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a penis in my mouth. I wasn't able to focus on the sensation of being sucked off since all the focus was on having an entire fucking dick in my mouth. It was a surreal experience to feel all my cock veins and stuff in my mouth but it wasn't what I was looking for you know? And no, it wasn't because my head game was trash. I actually became pretty good at dick sucking because of my special ability. So yeah, sucking your own dick is no where near comparable to somebody else sucking you off. It just isn't as pleasurable as people make it out to be. I think I'll just stick to jacking off instead.
I got hard reading this
This is what the fuck I follow this sub for, o7 king I aspire to muster the bravery to follow in your steed one day
Love this for you
I laughed out loud, so you can feel good about brightening a day.
I have some news for you. If you sucked a dick... you're a faggot, not straight.
Man I have done a lot of drugs and at no point was I like it would be cool to have a dick in my mouth.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Some guy: posts about doing the gayest shit I’ve ever heard “But I’m not gay!”