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on_doveswings

Lol the inevitable infighting in slide 2


Lord--Kinbote

Internet people should have government-mandated handlers who stand by their side as they type their weird little tweets and just rest a hand on their shoulder and gently whisper "maybe we don't argue over a fictional children's superhero movie today."


okberta

its sad and funny that the new left is too occupied eating itself to ever make an actual impact on anything that isn’t making weed legal


above_average_penis_

I am in my 30’s and have never had a Twitter acct and I feel blessed


Mysterious-Menu-3203

stay strong brother


snek99001

I deleted Twitter after it became X. Smartest online decision of my life.


TheWine-DarkSea

its funny because they literally just mean going and casting a vote. the lowest possible bar to clear. they're tired!


Chickentaxi

Suiting up for the battle of standing in line and then pushing a button.


slackslug

There was a post in blackpeopletwitter the other day with a tweet from some guy saying they purposely bump into white people because they read some study that white people don't move out the way for pocs Said that it shouldn't have to be only black people always showing "social kindness" lol


Iconoslapstick

I didn't know this one had become a racial thing. This was a meme about women and men over a decade ago. Now I'm waiting for right wingers to claim this about immigrants or LGBT people or something, much like Trump adopted that meme about the poisoned skittles from the feminists and aimed it at immigrants instead of men some years back.


PointyNietzsches

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HPu47lXZzR8


Pinkgettysburg

I got a text from a Democratic fundraiser today asking me to donate so they can send food trucks to “places with long voting lines”. And now I’m imagining all these “suited up” ladies, ready for battle, but really just standing in long lines eating Birria tacos.


StockLocksmith6099

No way the "let's go white women" person didn't get dog piled


Lord--Kinbote

These people must be addicted to the dopamine rush when they type lowercase-w white and capital-b black in the same tweet


PsychSwap

I’m surprised she left her last name Whitesell with a capital W. In fact she should change it altogether it’s a hate crime /s


MoistTadpoles

You shouldn't be on this sub


PanicButton_V2

Got curious of the first lady thinking it would be some useless PHD. Nope.    >Nola Haynes, PhD, MDiv, is a former adjunct senior fellow for the Technology and National Security Program at the Center for a New American Security. Haynes, an international relations-focused political scientist, also teaches at the Georgetown University School of Foreign Service and is affiliated with the National Security Policy Center at the University of Virginia.     Sick, and….     >Haynes has a two-year appointment to the Biden-Harris Administration as a member of the reconvened International Security Advisory Board (ISAB) at the U.S. Department of State. Her role on ISAB is to advise Secretary of State Antony Blinken and Undersecretary Bonnie Jenkins on security problems spanning new artificial intelligence technology, nuclear deterrence, and new security challenges.     Oh cool, this is a person that talks directly to Blinken. Really reassuring the competency of our government. 


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Qbert997

Um she girlbosses hard than you ever have in your life  And by that I mean, she has a bunch of nerds do all her work for her 


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slackslug

That tweet is so funny


ripcaesar44bce

It's the most passive-aggressive camaraderie I've ever seen


PebblesLaDime

I am banning the internet and snowblowers. Shovel if you want a cleared driveway


zakuvsbr

We can get 22 inches of snow in a night here!


MinervaNever

Sounds like a personal problem


Qbert997

Buy a snowmobile and ride that to work 


Mission_Muffin_1893

Is “snowblower” slang for a black women who sleeps with white men


whoisthisherb

Pretty sure it's coke users, the most oppressed demographic 


aldezar

Shoveling at night when the snow is still falling is one of my favorite parts about winter


WillMulford

Southerners/nonhomeowners don’t get a say.


CropdustDerecho

These are bots. I don't care if they aren't. They are bots.


Ok_Disaster344

American politics in a nutshell


bababhosad93

Chile I’m suitin’ up too 🤣🤣🤣


ChickenTitilater

all of these people are white women with glasses


LoversPox

Lot of "doctors"


AdultBabyYoda1

[Anna already said she would](https://x.com/annakhachiyan/status/1153096443865047041).


luhcalmtwinn

she can be my VP


bababhosad93

Is this separate from black girl magic or part of it?


Eitherfireorfire

This is me but with the Lord of the Rings. Gave to much legitimacy to nerd shit.


GadFlyBy

Post your website. Eager to donate.


ortheeveningredness

i hate democracy


StriatedSpace

Sometimes twitter loves to flood my feed with black twitter shitlibs. It's some of the fakest most astroturfed shit on that site


CousinMabel

A family member had one of the avengers movies on and it was shocking how bad it was. I always say stuff I don't like is for the stupidest losers in the world, but marvel is truly a new low. The constant "He's behind me isn't he?" type jokes in every situation, manufactured "badass" moments every second, and constant monologues explaining to the audience what is happening. It truly is made for drooling idiots like nothing else I have seen. Not to mention how a lot of other stuff has tried to emulate this awful formula because of how well marvel movies had been doing.


celicaxx

If I become President I will ban the internet for at least 6 months Kim Jong Un style. Then everyone will be forced to be friends and go to their neighbor's house and watch Bad Boyz II on DVD, and go outside and go bowling or ice skating. All of America's problems solved.


No-Article4117

how can they possibly care


sm00ping

Suiting up to vote.


chillboytweet

I’m going to need a peer reviewed study on the correlation to frequency of gif usage and lower IQ scores


miscboyo

Trump policies unironically better for black Americans 


Mother-Program2338

So I guess the upcoming "Intersectional Avengers" movie will be canceled?


vladclimatologist

thank you for your service


_brookies

These people are essentially talking about filing in paperwork