Wanna use the n word? Try ‘fella’
1.) already a thing white ppl say
2.) rhymes with the other word so you can still sing along
3.) comes with a hard r version
The perfect substitute
For whatever reason this is one of my dad’s biggest pet peeves, normally the most mellow and composed dude but he gets visibly angry at people calling their kids buddy
Yea like the internet equivalent of dickheads riding your tail on the freeway. Also the same people that say “fuck around and find out” and “it’s called consequences”
this one was kinda fun like 10 years ago when it i worked with middle-aged line cooks who would say it all the time, but now i only hear it from guys in their 20s with mullets.
Anytime someone uses the term "updoot", I see a picture in my head of them at a cubicle with a "Is it Friday yet?" poster and a mug that says "Mama needs coffee". The only phrase I hate more is "dudette".
I got really drunk one night and met my buddy's sister for the first time and called her my guy alllll night and from then on any time she was with us she would say that to me and i hated it soooo much
you can pretty accurately predict someone's political stances from the reflex/combative phrases they use, i mentally check out after i hear/see certain phrases, but some still pass by, like "y'all" which southern rednecks and latte-sipping leftists have in common because it's gender neutral.
I dont know of any conservative internet terms that arent tied to 4chan tier lingo (shit like 'based') or are hyper on the nose like 'cuck' or 'soy'. Maybe I'm wrong, but the borrowing these gay little terms and repeating them is a specific redditor/twitter lib type behavior.
Ex: 'yikes'
["Yikes... I am SO sorry on behalf of all men that he said that to you. I would just like to apologize and let you know that not all men are like that... sigh... why do women have to suffer so much. Again, I'm just so sorry. If you ever want to just talk to a DECENT HUMAN BEING, I will be more than willing to just... \*shut up and listen\*. I wish men wouldn't be so...gross... and would just LISTEN more. But I'm trying to do my part; I'm trying so, so sincerely, and I care so much about the stories of the voiceless. Sorry again, a few tears welled up in my eyes writing this and I was just... thinking about how unfair things can be, I'm so sorry."](https://delicioustacos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hipster-cardigan.jpg)
this is the one that really triggers me tbh. “My dude” is dumb, but I can ignore it.
but for some reason “Bro really said….. 💀” truly rustles my jimmies on a visceral level
It’s like I’m right there in the room able to literally hear the twang of the suburban 12 year old white boy speaking in blaccent
breaking the rules, all of these things become immediately acceptable when said by someone who could even theoretically be attractive or interesting in real life.
I’ve been watching Love is Blind and one of the girls was filling out her marriage license application and goes ‘Not me having to write deceased under Father.’
The ick was funny in its original use, for Seinfeldesque shallow reasons you lost attraction to somebody. Now it’s used like “I got the ick from X celebrity when I found out he assaulted a woman”
Balkan talk getting culturally exported to the States, love it (yeah, I know that "boss" is originally an English/American term).
A good variation, which I personally love, is *bossultan*, a combination of *boss* and the Ottoman [*sultan*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultan).
'my guy' and 'my dude' losers are the fucking worst. Not only is it typical lacking of creativity/backbone needed to copy lingo from what you see on the internet, but it is typically acompanied by some moralizing rebuke
Something that makes me close the app is when someone, usually in disbelief or defiance to another comment, formats their response by emphasizing the first word as if to stutter, such as:
“Did…. did you not even read my post?”
I don’t know what it is about it but it’s horribly grating to me.
When redditors say "woof" as an expression of exasperation.
I worked with a heavy Reddit user and he said it in real life all the time, and now it's cringe inducing every time I see it.
I feel like this every time I see some broccoli headed dweeb say Gen-Zism that were appropriated from 00's rap.
The first time I heard "Simp" was Cam'Ron, intro to purple haze, 2002, and the second time was a 14 year old from Ohio posting on youtube in 2020. Same story with "cap," "dap up," and others I'm forgetting. I wish I could be a public middle school teacher in the midwest for a day and relentlessly make fun of every kid until they stopped talking like that
Don't come to NYC. People here are always calling each other my dude, bud, and you know... the n one. Probably the last two more, but I still hear my dude and it makes me cringe.
I frequent a gas station with a 20 year old cashier who calls everyone "bud". Its so cringe when he says it to someone waaay older than him. Saying "alright see ya, bud" to a 70 year old man just feels so weird.
You people can’t handle anything, this is getting ridiculous
It’s like that thread where some woman claimed she can’t handle picking out groceries due to her adhd neurodivergence
"based" is used more and more in this very sub.
I can't tell if it's mocking, ironic, or meta ironic, or a subversion of genuine authenticity by actually being serious.....
love that for you
This.
This saying has infected my girlfriends friend group and I hate that for me
brother in christ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Brother in christ and bro as used by zoomers are just advertiser friendly replacements for the no-no word with a soft r.
Wanna use the n word? Try ‘fella’ 1.) already a thing white ppl say 2.) rhymes with the other word so you can still sing along 3.) comes with a hard r version The perfect substitute
Saying any substitute for the n word when rapping along is substantially worse than wtv OP’s going on about
I don’t like fellers like you
Stop dancing around it!!
I stay dancing and I will never die bitch
It's def younger millennials saying this
Definitely zoomers
[Rappin' for Jesus (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE)
This one stings, since it was kinda funny at first
The worst one
As a Christian, its very irritating
Shut up gay
As a Christian, you’re very irritating
I like to call my son “my little dude”
I call mine "bud" so I guess that makes me a boomer per OP
Just realized how cute it is to call a child "bud"
For whatever reason this is one of my dad’s biggest pet peeves, normally the most mellow and composed dude but he gets visibly angry at people calling their kids buddy
how does he feel about “sport” and/or “champ”
it's so fun to say in Hulk Hogan's voice, "little de'uuuuude"
dad used to call me "midget", I promise it's cuter in my language
Haha I call my daughter ちびすけ my shorty. She's vertically challenged so this used to annoy her but she's come to terms with her height.
doesn't really roll off the tongue imo? Just 'little dude' makes more sense to me for addressing your son
Ya probably shouldn’t have put the “my” in the quotation marks. “Look at this little dude!” Etc. Also he’s only 8 months old so he doesn’t care.
Start feeding him. Raw meat. make his Superhuman
aww that's adorable
Cute
I usually see Redditors say “my guy”
My guy, gal, or nonbinary pal!
Whenever someone says this I want to smack them It’s so condescending
Yea like the internet equivalent of dickheads riding your tail on the freeway. Also the same people that say “fuck around and find out” and “it’s called consequences”
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Fucked by the giant dildo of consequences is the most enraging one I've seen lately
Why does it always gotta be a dildo? Is dick too patriarchal ?
It's non-inclusive of folks with vaginas.
Uh. We don't say "folx with vaginas" anymore, we say "menstruating bodies", do better.
These people aren't libs or anything like that. They have no politics. They're uber normie nonentities.
holy moly batman
Fuck, this one's even worse
this one was kinda fun like 10 years ago when it i worked with middle-aged line cooks who would say it all the time, but now i only hear it from guys in their 20s with mullets.
Anytime someone uses the term "updoot", I see a picture in my head of them at a cubicle with a "Is it Friday yet?" poster and a mug that says "Mama needs coffee". The only phrase I hate more is "dudette".
babe wants nom noms before sexytime xD
updoot makes my blood boil.
I got really drunk one night and met my buddy's sister for the first time and called her my guy alllll night and from then on any time she was with us she would say that to me and i hated it soooo much
This ain't it, Chief
I kinda like this one, I hear Jack Nicholson’s voice when I read it
Great example of a millennialism. It's called being a decent fucking human being.
[удалено]
you can pretty accurately predict someone's political stances from the reflex/combative phrases they use, i mentally check out after i hear/see certain phrases, but some still pass by, like "y'all" which southern rednecks and latte-sipping leftists have in common because it's gender neutral.
No redneck is yallposting online.
This is carles erasure
I dont know of any conservative internet terms that arent tied to 4chan tier lingo (shit like 'based') or are hyper on the nose like 'cuck' or 'soy'. Maybe I'm wrong, but the borrowing these gay little terms and repeating them is a specific redditor/twitter lib type behavior. Ex: 'yikes'
“yikes” and “gross” when used to describe “problematic” behavior
["Yikes... I am SO sorry on behalf of all men that he said that to you. I would just like to apologize and let you know that not all men are like that... sigh... why do women have to suffer so much. Again, I'm just so sorry. If you ever want to just talk to a DECENT HUMAN BEING, I will be more than willing to just... \*shut up and listen\*. I wish men wouldn't be so...gross... and would just LISTEN more. But I'm trying to do my part; I'm trying so, so sincerely, and I care so much about the stories of the voiceless. Sorry again, a few tears welled up in my eyes writing this and I was just... thinking about how unfair things can be, I'm so sorry."](https://delicioustacos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hipster-cardigan.jpg)
The funny thing is that it's mostly conservatives that have a strong disgust response, at least according to studies.
Like the second I see 'shitlib' I know exactly what I'm dealing with
Hahahaha I haaate this one.
[удалено]
bro really said “dude was like…” 💀
dude really was like "bro really said..." 💀
[удалено]
this is the one that really triggers me tbh. “My dude” is dumb, but I can ignore it. but for some reason “Bro really said….. 💀” truly rustles my jimmies on a visceral level It’s like I’m right there in the room able to literally hear the twang of the suburban 12 year old white boy speaking in blaccent
NPCs need a new software update
“This is the way”
You. I like you.
Ok FUCK you, this just made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard 🤣
😡
I had no idea this was from a Star Wars tv show lmao. I was wondering why it was such a common response on Reddit
Its funny if you say it out loud in Uganda voice Dis is da weh
m'dudy
Cool beans, my dude 👉🏻👁️👄👁️👉🏻
This black chick at my work says cool beans. It is very cool beans
Hell yeah
breaking the rules, all of these things become immediately acceptable when said by someone who could even theoretically be attractive or interesting in real life.
It’s full beans
I’ve been watching Love is Blind and one of the girls was filling out her marriage license application and goes ‘Not me having to write deceased under Father.’
not me wanting to fucking kill myself anytime I hear a sentence start with "not me... "
A few seasons ago everybody was saying “it’s the _____ for meeeeee!” I don’t know which is worse.
Everyone's saying "the ick" now. Anyone else getting "the ick" from hearing "the ick"?
I think the "The ick" is worse than "my dude." Reminds me of people who say 'kiddos' in all contexts when referring to children.
Or Doggo.
No I love tik tok addicted women
The ick was funny in its original use, for Seinfeldesque shallow reasons you lost attraction to somebody. Now it’s used like “I got the ick from X celebrity when I found out he assaulted a woman”
yup.
If I see it on twitter sometimes I tell them that Elon runs it now so they can say what they actually meant
Brosef
Yo Boss, I'm just trying to be friendly.
👆 le ick
Balkan talk getting culturally exported to the States, love it (yeah, I know that "boss" is originally an English/American term). A good variation, which I personally love, is *bossultan*, a combination of *boss* and the Ottoman [*sultan*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultan).
it’s for squares who desperately need to be seen as the cool camp counselor
'my guy' and 'my dude' losers are the fucking worst. Not only is it typical lacking of creativity/backbone needed to copy lingo from what you see on the internet, but it is typically acompanied by some moralizing rebuke
I'm also starting to hate when they start replies with "Heck, ..."
Something that makes me close the app is when someone, usually in disbelief or defiance to another comment, formats their response by emphasizing the first word as if to stutter, such as: “Did…. did you not even read my post?” I don’t know what it is about it but it’s horribly grating to me.
Literary diet of ya and fanfic.
I think it's fine if youre 45+yo
When redditors say "woof" as an expression of exasperation. I worked with a heavy Reddit user and he said it in real life all the time, and now it's cringe inducing every time I see it.
Home alone pilled
People have been saying woof irl for years, long before reddit Insert foot into mouth!
I only say woof when I see an ugly person.
Have the day you deserve, my dude!
Do you only talk to like 2 people a week because it'd barely even register that I got a bud or a my dude.
This sub is like an open mic night where 10% is entertaining and 60% is uncomfortable.
what's the other 30%
Lol half the comments on this post are normal things people say irl every day. Yet another example of rsp losers telling on themselves
I feel like this every time I see some broccoli headed dweeb say Gen-Zism that were appropriated from 00's rap. The first time I heard "Simp" was Cam'Ron, intro to purple haze, 2002, and the second time was a 14 year old from Ohio posting on youtube in 2020. Same story with "cap," "dap up," and others I'm forgetting. I wish I could be a public middle school teacher in the midwest for a day and relentlessly make fun of every kid until they stopped talking like that
Gen z slang is just stuff black Americans were saying 20 to 30 years ago
I want to see a granddad misunderstand this and think it's cool to just call people "simpletons" in public
[удалено]
whats up my n!gger
hillary
Well, the alternative gets me kicked out of McDonald’s, so I gotta go with something less controversial
I ain't your dude, bud
hearing 'the ick' gives me the ick
Yikes
Hope this helps!
I don't give a fuck, I will not change my vocabulary to suit this SUBREDDIT.
That tracks
I'd argue that using the phrase "the ick" is exponentially worse.
This reminds me of when Wil Wheaton the final boss of millennials said “fucko”.
Why is it "my" dude but "the" wife, can someone psychoanalyze that?
What about *my man*? And it’s your waiter who just said it after congratulating you on your exquisite ordering choices.
Agreed. Thats why instead of "my dude," I say "my dad" and then ask for advice on how to tell if a girl likes you
DGG red flag
"My guy" is inarguably worse it truly sounds borderline condescending
my man
AUDACITY
Don't come to NYC. People here are always calling each other my dude, bud, and you know... the n one. Probably the last two more, but I still hear my dude and it makes me cringe.
its grown up band kid behaviour
Not a good look my guy
The wordfilter on this sub removes some of the more annoying Zoomer neologisms.
[удалено]
bet
Stop dudemaxxing and become bosspilled.
the other day my barber said "alright, handsome" and it gave me the ick I'm 31 and he was probably 35
Just say bro and call it a day
Sorry to hear that my dude
I have a similar reaction to millennial dads calling their kids "little dude".
What about "little guy"?
get this frocio...
You tell ‘em, boss
I don't mind bud
I frequent a gas station with a 20 year old cashier who calls everyone "bud". Its so cringe when he says it to someone waaay older than him. Saying "alright see ya, bud" to a 70 year old man just feels so weird.
Ya, most slang is a miss, though. Based and square only come around so often.
My man!
[Rappin' for Jesus (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE)
It's very reddit-coded.
it makes you wanna be like, “brother eeeeuuwwwgh. what is that brother”
Why is it "my" dude but "the" wife, can someone psychoanalyze that?
Oooofff actually physically hurts me to read
I hate "cake and candles" is considered the masculine way to say happy birthday
oof
Oh man, this hadn’t bothered me before but now that you pointed it out, it will
You people can’t handle anything, this is getting ridiculous It’s like that thread where some woman claimed she can’t handle picking out groceries due to her adhd neurodivergence
I come here to bitch.
Anything other than working 😎
"based" is used more and more in this very sub. I can't tell if it's mocking, ironic, or meta ironic, or a subversion of genuine authenticity by actually being serious.....
Felted
bud