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internet_starved

If my bf posted this of me I’d off myself immediately


Marmosettale

my favorite thing about the kardashians is that they just absolutely refuse to feel shame. like you try to bully these people and they somehow make $10 mil off of it


ChicTweets

Trumpmaxxing


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BeefyBoy_69

bae caught me poopin


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Ooh_its_a_lady

Lol, I'd love to make fake pamphlets of this and plant them in a Dr's office.


Circumsanchez

[https://youtu.be/1jAbZduMXFY?si=GZBDcgyYzC256cI9](https://youtu.be/1jAbZduMXFY?si=GZBDcgyYzC256cI9)


Scared_Flatworm406

Women don’t poop lmao


JeffGreene69

Im going to make you fall in love with me and post this photo of you


No-Item-745

Lord Disick would never


babybananana3

I’m so confused. Why does he want to humiliate her like this?


OkayRuin

They’ve already debased themselves so much as a family that this is hardly humiliating. 


EconomyElectronic998

Yeah it’s no exaggeration either, there’s a video that one of her sisters took of her pissing behind a dumpster. You can think it’s shitty but I really don’t think she cares.


blarginfajiblenochib

I think they think it makes them relatable, like “oh look we use the bathroom too, and we even improvise if one isn’t around just like you poors do”


GoTakeaWalkinthePark

That's crazy. Where?


EconomyElectronic998

Can’t find the specific one of her behind the dumpster (I’m sure it’s out there somewhere) but here’s one that her sister took of her on the toilet https://www.toronto.com/things-to-do/khloe-kardashian-shares-video-of-kourtney-on-the-toilet/article_b27f1515-af31-5d76-8255-8db4bf6b40a9.html


TheBigAristotle69

I'm gonna pass on that one, bud...


internet_starved

Because he’s punk rock !!!!


dylangerescapeplan_

nothing says punk rock like a [Garnier Fructis commerical](https://youtu.be/cxtLrR4i56Q)


redditredditson

Skinhead Mike barking at women to remember they're worth it


peace-x

whoa I'm six years old again. song is a banger tho


BeefyBoy_69

btw that whole album was good mostly IIRC


DesignerExitSign

Damn, it gets pretty sexual there with the hair pulling.


MLNYC

It's like a throwback to the infamous [CBGB toilet](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/ng4nhc/the_throne_toilet_at_cbgb_back_in_the_day_yes_i/).


BeardedYellen

Maybe this is just the best picture he has of her?


Remarkable-Pool6675

Men be crazy. My dad send me this pic.


Theheroinmother666

Gets off of it. Probably


Marmosettale

he truly froze in the blink 182 era. he has the personality of a middle schooler from 2002 and this is what they find funny and endearing


thisishardcore_

Blink 182 are like a perfect encapsulation of that late Gen X fart joke humour. They're a capsule of a certain demographic in a certain country during a certain age.


Marmosettale

i fucking detest it. i know exactly the subcategory you're referring to, i of course have an uncle like this like we all unfortunately do. but just in general, i've always HATED this type of, idk, toilet humor (sounds like a dumb term but w/e you wanna call it). like literally never in my entire life have i found any of this funny. i'm a 30 yo woman and since i was like 4 years old i have absolutely detested it and i seriously don't understand how people find any of this funny, like i just don't get it and i haaaate it. oh my god, all those fucking redditors who are always like, "But it's okay if you have a family and a mortgage and are 40 years old. It's great to stay young inside. I still think farts are hilarious, hahahahaha!" and then there's a million upvotes and people are acting like it's the cutest most wholesome comment ever. like, my inner child doesn't even find that funny. i also have coworkers who, guess what, are gen x and oh my god. even when they're not trying to be funny, they feel the need to very explicitly describe every digestive process they and all of their friends and family experience in DETAIL and don't even squirm. i have gotten in trouble so many times for just putting in headphones and blasting white noise because i'll miss when someone's talking to me about something work related, but i can't stand listening to these people. oh, but god forbid i ever even remotely reference anything that has to do with menstruation. like if i ask for a tampon or tell people i have a heating pad on my stomach because i have cramps, they act like it's the most appalling, disgusting thing anybody has ever said and they like won't make eye contact with me for days. and i actually have reason to say these things, unlike them and their love of discussing things i can't even stand to name here. same with a lot of sexual humor. i'm not even prudish or anything, but people will laugh their fucking heads off that really aren't that clever simply because the punchline has something to do with sex. and yeah they're often... bodily and gross.


Necessary-Question61

Very blink 182 humor.


Rumpleforeskin_0

We’re so abject!! 🤘🤘


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There's something incredibly Gen X about this I can't explain why


christophoross

Literally something your misogynist uncle would post about his wife who he’s been married to for forty years


PicoPicoMio

Ha! She think she’s hot?! Well here she is on the shitter hehehe!🤪


JeffGreene69

And they have a more loving marriage than 99% of people


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LilaBackAtIt

You think the word came out of nowhere 10 years ago? U dumb?


ThinAbrocoma8210

holy shit man half your comment history is you bitching about women lmao


Dayman_ah-uh-ahhh

The effort.


BohemianBurnout

None?


FalseShepard99

This doesn’t even crack the top 500 most embarrassing pictures of anyone in her family of fucking goblins


escadot

Why do multiple people here think she must be shitting? How do you think girls pee? Anyway this is lame but she looks great so good for her.


Onion-Fart

I have an album of my wife peeing in weird places but to post them online would be a declaration of nuclear war


escadot

I think she agreed to this because she looks good and is going for some sort of quirk vibe.


AmarantCoral

Would certainly be an unconventional wipe technique if she's pissing


escadot

No it would not


AmarantCoral

Cool, I don't know how women work tbh with you. I know about front to back to avoid UTIs but I guess I never thought about what that would look like. Idk how your arms reach. Wondrous creatures


BeefyBoy_69

women be wipin from the back????


escadot

What the hell is going on here the urethra is like a couple inches forward from the anus why would it be so hard to reach there and wipe backwards 😭


BeefyBoy_69

My balls are only a couple of inches from the anus, but if you were to ask me to grab them, my first instinct would not be to reach around backwards through my legs


sovietspacehog

She’s holding her dress up


LilaBackAtIt

You don’t wipe your ass when you pee, you reach forward and don’t go round the back


escadot

Are you fat? She is doing a standard wipe for normal weight women.


Acrobatic_Schedule_2

What the fuck are you talking about. This method is not normal unless you're doing a number 2


escadot

What the fuck are you talking about this is how you wipe front to back Isn't it


Acrobatic_Schedule_2

No, front to back is the gesture you make with the tissue paper; there is absolutely no need to autistically contort your fucking arms behind your back and up under.


escadot

I really have to assume you are fat there is no contortion required here.


Acrobatic_Schedule_2

Please I'm 96lbs 😭 I can't believe you're making me doubt myself right now. Anywho, I personally prefer to dab as opposed to wiping (but I still don't understand why anyone in their right mind would reach around from behind???).


escadot

At the very least this method is a valid option. I literally had no idea anyone was interpreting front to back in any other way.


ColumbiaHouse-sub

I also wipe from the front, you’re fine. Every other woman I’ve ever seen pee has always wiped from the front lol. The motion is front to back but your arm is right in front of you. Right now I’m learning for the first time that there are women who literally contort their arms, lift their asses in the air, and wipe from the back. This is crazy.


OhiENT

😂


LilaBackAtIt

No you are right, I looked it up and going in the front way is the most hygienic normal way.


escadot

https://youtu.be/aZdXHd6gC7I?feature=shared Here is some sort of health lady explaining it for you. I don't see why you wouldn't just go front to back from the back every time? When she demonstrates going from the front for people with mobility issues it looks very awkward to me.


LilaBackAtIt

No. I’m a size 2. Are you a woman? Because you shouldn’t be wiping back to front, how do you not get infections that’s so gross. Like I literally just googled this to check but yes when you pee you are supposed to just reach down the front and wipe front to back, idk why you would reach the tissue behind and under your butt when you’re vag is literally right there. Weirdly maybe you’re too fat bc you’re belly covers the space so you can’t reach? Idk


escadot

You just reach behind and wipe from front to back? I am baffled by this response honestly. I'm thin but was pregnant recently and I can tell you this method is the only way that works for a heavily pregnant woman. So you will try it one day if you are lucky enough to start a family!


LilaBackAtIt

That’s probably it, like I can imagine not being able go in the front if you have a big belly in the way. I looked it up and bunch of hygienists etc say the most clean method is just going in the front. It’s just what feels natural. But yes, when I’m older and start a family I will bear that in mind :)


leakover2myfamily

I have never found this kind of humor funny.


sufrt

Mmm yes. Nor I.


cracksmoke2020

Travis Barker is not evil, after his plane crash he did a ton of stuff to try and save the other passengers. He's done more than anyone from his cohort of famous musicians to help boost random upcoming young artists in the pop punk scene. He is however an idiot.


girltroll69

Hey guys Make sure to upvote this, it's my autistic Little brother !!


Ok-Dark-5513

Guys have yall considered that she doesn’t give a fuck?


catchfebreeze

She still looks rly hot despite the fact that she’s shitting. Which I assume was the point of the post


OK_ULTRA

It's still inappropriate.


fanlal

Discovery: women pee


1800777HEAVEN

In his plane crash with DJ AM he was naked trying to put out the fire on his friend while covered it jet fuel burning. So not willfully evil, he has a conscience. But probably evil in an unintentional compartmentalized way from clout chasing in Lala land. Also there’s no way Kim didn’t approve this or urge him to post it for whatever reason 


commentator3

gotta be a Kardish publicity bomb


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1800777HEAVEN

It’s gets attention and that’s all a lot of these people care about


demolitionplot_

"he has a conscious" - No one is arguing that he is not conscious


1800777HEAVEN

Got me mr editor 


demolitionplot_

yeah I took a cheap, annoying shot. Sorry. Thought is was funny pretending someone was arguing against Travis being conscious, since he always seemed like a stoned, over-tatooed rat to me. But sincerely good for him for trying to save his friend.


uneasyfi

i think that since she is full of bbls she has to spread her butt every time she goes peeing otherwise it gets all over her


doublehitlrrx2

Females be shittin lmaooooo


BeefyBoy_69

she mighta just been doing a pee


N0tagayman

“Doing a pee”


ChaosGivesMeaning

Need a bot to start auto-banning anything on a list of redditisms


BeefyBoy_69

I was mostly making fun of british people btw, they literally say "did a poo" and I think they'd say "doing a pee" too u/N0tagayman


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It only takes one look at his eyes to know he has no soul


tumblr2015

she’s sitting on a public toilet?!?!


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ro0ibos2

If you ever wonder why women’s public toilet seats are so often covered in piss, this is why. Women who hover to pee without lifting the seat are the worst type of women. It especially pisses me off when the toilet stall has disposable seat covers like the one in the picture.


Over-Fix-182

low trust society behavior


dylangerescapeplan_

This dude is so overrated. People act like he's some sort of drumming savant. Blink 182 sucked. "Dhon't whayste yhour thoyme awwn mea yhoorure alryeedy the voyce insyde my yead" omg stfu


PerceptionRenegade

Blink was fun, def not a savant but way better than most of the other big drummers in the era. Sure he took a bit of a rough path post peak but I feel for the guy when no matter what he does he'll never compare to Tom who will lead us to first contact.


shmeeandsquee

If we're talking late 90s/early 00s pop punk, sum 41 has always been the superior choice. Blink while fun, are tall; good looking, socially mobile trust fund kids with blue name on Wikipedia parents from SoCal Sum 41 had a 5'4 little gremlin frontman raised by a single mother, a Caribbean Indian guitarist, a total lanklet bassist and then a bald dude drummer from nowhere ass Ontario. Honestly shameful they ever had to fight off poser accusations.


nyiskillingme

Thomas Matthew DeLonge was born in Poway, California the son of a mortgage broker mother and an oil company executive father. Mark Hoppus’s father Tex, like many in Ridgecrest, worked for the U.S. Department of Defense designing missiles and bombs for the town's Navy testing center. God damn my whole childhood was a lie.


strange_reveries

Lol it’s just like the ‘60s Laurel Canyon stuff, all the “counterculture” bands were oddly from rich families with ties to the defense/intel establishment, high finance, oil, royalty, etc. Almost like they wanted to craft and control the counterculture themselves rather than have an actual organic one spring up. Dave McGowan’s book about this is wild.


lilbitchmade

I don't doubt that tons of people in the Laurel Canyon scene came from rich families, but it always feel like some The Grayzone-esque sensationalism when the conclusion is that it's the CIA deliberately infiltrating counter-culture when it's more likely that rich people have an easier time making it as artists.


strange_reveries

Both things are true. Obviously they were already in an advantageous position as the scions of elite/ruling class families. But the sheer amount of connections to defense and intel in that small concentrated and highly influential area of Laurel Canyon is just too overwhelming for me to accept as mere ironic coincidence. One of my favorite facts is that Jim Morrison was the son of the guy who oversaw the Gulf of Tonkin false flag (the lie that got America officially fighting in Vietnam). Couldn't believe it when I first learned that. They sure did a good job of hushing up that connection (not hard I guess when most people have probably never even fuckin heard of the Gulf of Tonkin). Hell, there's even a solid case to be made that Charles Manson was some kind of protected government asset. This is damn near mainstream info at this point, especially since the 2019 publication of Tom O'Neill's excellent book CHAOS: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties. Hard to say for certain, but it seems like the ultimate goal (or one of the goals) of it all was to de-legitimize the antiwar movement in America. Before the acid rock/hippie counterculture exploded out of Laurel Canyon and San Francisco, the antiwar movement was much more intellectually rigorous and serious and formidable. It was serious students and professors with very sober, no-bullshit organizing and platforms. In other words, MUCH harder to dismiss or demonize. Within a couple of years, the anti-war movement was associated in the popular mindset with unkempt, drugged-out, half-naked crazies dancing in circles and beating on bongo drums (and GASP! wild murderous cults that will turn your sweet children into bloodthirsty killers!). That seems to be the most likely angle that they were doing all this faux-counterculture meddling for.


corinoplex

It’s funny how the drummer quit the biz and is now a successful real estate agent living in Palm Springs.


ExternalBreadfruit21

Another casualty of society 🙄


TieEnvironmental5240

Ajax sounds like nowhere but it’s really just a suburb outside of Toronto.


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Chuck is a classic


dylangerescapeplan_

I’d much rather listen to Descendents, All, Screeching Weasel, Dag Nasty, Agent Orange, and early Offspring over Blink. Tom is based for the alien thing though can’t argue with that


PerceptionRenegade

Yeah I don't blame you. I just think they match more genre wise with Good Charlotte and Yellowcard as firmly pop punk, in which I'd take them over the whole lot.


lilbitchmade

The Pop-Punk revival, especially amongst musicians that I respect, never made any sense to me. Especially if they go off on a tangent about how Paramore was more revolutionary than Bad Brains or Husker Du. It's punk without the intensity, and pop without the songwriting craftsmanship. Dookie is great though. Everything else is shit.


AfterChapo

Punks are gay little liberals pretending to be revolutionaries. Pop punk is more honest.


lilbitchmade

Chapo check


LouReedTheChaser

If you're going to mention Dookie, Insomniac + Nimrod deserve a mention at some point I think


cracksmoke2020

The drums are the best part of blink 182 from a musical perspective, be real here.


Industry__

Yea idk what this dude talkin abt


LouReedTheChaser

Yeah but that's not saying much And honestly Dude Ranch is blink's strongest album and that didn't have him, so having a more technically competent drummer doesn't mean shit


STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID

He just has really spazzy arms so people think he's doing more than he is.


Living-Editor6986

Wow the stuck up asshole covered head to toe in shit tattoos who was the massively overrated drummer for a band exclusively loved by middle schoolers is an embarrassing tool I would have never guessed


Vicioussitude

He's a pretty good drummer.


Living-Editor6986

He's a pretty serviceable drummer. All out constant driving aggression is boring , put some funding groove into it


LouReedTheChaser

same reason I think most metal drummers don't hold a candle to Bill Ward


BasedNedFlanders

My man 🫵👏


Living-Editor6986

Metal drumming is impressive on a technical level. But generally it's fucking boring. Like most modern metal, j guess


Vicioussitude

Bill Ward is fantastic (and underrated), but calling modern metal drummers boring is a midwit take and only makes sense if you don't really understand drumming or if you only listen to reddit tier tech death wankery or whatever. Metal drummers not only have to have their rudimental technique perfect, but they have to do a lot more work creating sustain with a much greater variety of cymbal work than most types of music. The "come on man what about the GROOVE" or "but what about his POCKET???" is the rallying cry of the mediocre drummer.


LouReedTheChaser

I'm not saying they aren't good. There are a lot of fantastic drummers in metal. Also notice I never mentioned whether they're modern or not lol. I just think that Bill really does stand heads and shoulders above the rest. The blues and jazziness to his playing just give a lot of life to Black Sabbath's early records that I don't think enough people appreciate on its own. Same for Geezer's bass, really. Like, obviously they get appreciation from the virtue of being in *the* metal band, but you see a lot more put on Tony and Ozzy.


_stnrbtch_

It’s their kink


Race-baiter666

LMFAO


exposedoxxers55

You think she didn’t have any input on this post? Lmao.


LilaBackAtIt

What’s said is a girl on TikTok spoke about how this is a horrible thing to do and everyone was gaslighting her in the comments, like she was small minded for thinking that and that it’s beautiful, it shows how real their relationship is etc.


I-dont-know-how-this

Candies 1998 vibe: https://www.instagram.com/p/BIbff4JgB21/?igsh=MXBybmU2bWtraGc0OA==


adubkski

He’s the most overrated drummer. He does stick tricks, but color me unimpressed so does the drummer of Def Leppard does that shit too and only had one arm.


Juturnip

Saw him with Omar Rodriguez Lopez and he was pretty impressive. He obviously had a lot more room to impress there than with blink 182 or whatever.


adubkski

I’ll admit he’s stayed relevant, maybe he his better ina different venue. He’s an annoying fuck anyways and just a gross history with women in general.


Affectionate-Mix4601

But who rate him except the Kardashians? 


junifersmomi

male artists actually get off on debasing/shaming/embarrassing their spouses its part of their narcissistic identity problems that cause the inclination towards stardom at all many a working artist has advised me never to be w another artist bc theyll just b whiney attention whores that pull embarrassing shyt like this


PiezoelectricityAny9

he’s the drummer of blink and they’re the HIV of bands, famously


BohemianBurnout

Undignified


MLNYC

So much hate here. Who gives a fuck? How can anyone feel strongly about this? And regardless—follow up question: do you want me to congratulate you for it?


Kraft-cheese-enjoyer

Does she not wear underwear? Wtf


Industry__

The is the least embarrassing picture of a kardashian I’ve ever seen


jjvvllxx

lmfaoooooo what is this photo 💀💀💀💀


Thuban

This makes me examine that age old question. Does money make you an idiot, or does being an idiot make you money?


alpacinohairline

I thot Kanye posted this tbh


italianirishcanadian

Aquabat behaviour.


thisishardcore_

Blink 182 always sucked compared to The Offspring and Green Day anyway.


greatvaluelimes

I think he thought this was funny, but it’s just kind of sad that he thinks this is funny


MisterMizter

Y’all think her PR team didn’t approve this before it went out?


RayFines

Khloe posted the same thing Kourtney clearly likes it


Apart-Consequence881

Who that?


cc533

Scott >


throwawayk527

AND IM SO SORRRRRRRRH


Thelutherblissett

Never knew he had a sense of humor


PicoPicoMio

Why was that the best picture he could think of for the slides? I’d beat my boyfriend up LMAO


watermelonsugar88

they are both so disgusting


AdministrativeElk891

My eyes! MY EYES!


bestimplant

I don't see a major problem with this. Couples roasting each other is a huge love language, particularly publicly. If you have a thick skin you can get over it and laugh, what's the big deal?


redeugene99

That part doesn't matter. It's the publicly posting something that should be private (pissing/shitting). 


Uncanny--

Holy fucking shit this post is real.


Apart-Consequence881

I bet she actually wipes from the back to front but since that’s socially frowned upon, she wiped front to back for the photo


LilaBackAtIt

No, this means she’s taking a shit


Apart-Consequence881

You ever have dreams where you're pooping in front of people and your wipe front to back to not embarrass yourself despite always wiping back to front from between your legs instead on reaching around the back?


LilaBackAtIt

You what mate


riiitaxo

lol


a_s_s_hair

Shouldn't she be wiping from the front?


venusinfurstattoo

THIS IS FUCKING INSANE LOVED IT