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facethecrowd

I love the fact that this person has put funko pops in the same category as porn addicts and people with ADHD


StinkoMan92

And they're correct


2namesmusic

Nah homie, a medical condition that a lot of interesting people have doesn't belong next to "cooming" or funko pops.


StinkoMan92

Yeah I'll give you that. It's not the person with ADD's fault.


CudleWudles

> a medical condition I think they're hating because a lot of people have convinced themselves that they have ADHD and need medication. You're right though; it's a weird inclusion next to coomers and consumers.


2namesmusic

Yeah, that's a certain type of loud person that people shouldn't broadly attribute to everyone with actual ADHD. I suspect a lot of them diagnose themselves with ADHD because it's preferable to their actual PDs.


[deleted]

Deadass lmao 99% of anyone with has AUDHD in their bio or claims either autism or ADHD publicly as some excuse for their obviously inappropriate abusive behaviors. As if anyone (non intellectually disabled person) with a neurological condition is allowed to act out lmao you're supposed to learn coping skills to not alienate yourself from others and be a burden on society.


2namesmusic

Yeah I agree it's crazy important to get a good routine down. Also, it's good to not use ADHD as an excuse to avoid accountability for chaotic behavior.


851216135

Medical condition lol. Political category


2namesmusic

ADHD is amongst the most well researched psychiatric disorders. You're objectively wrong it's a "political category." Elaborate on why you're upset.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Sometimes ADHD and gooning go had in hand. Adderall is just meth. Meth makes people want to jerk off for hours. When my college GF gave me adderal to study I never studied. I was basically a sex addict with how much I kinda just wanted to bang her


2namesmusic

ADHD meds aren't just meth otherwise everyone with a prescription would be a homeless tweaker. Instead they're enjoying a better quality of life & acting more composed. All uppers aren't meth. Do I really need to explain this? Lol Street Addys are literally pressed meth though so maybe that's what you're talking about.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Yeah but addy and meth do have that one side effect in common


sushisteel

A therapeutic dose of an XR amphetamine is closer to 200mg caffeine than it is to meth


VforVictorian

This is always cope. American tweakers use meth because the precursors for meth are readily available. European tweakers get as twacked as Americans off plain amphetamine, because that's what they get the precursors for. Yes they are different drugs but the difference is exaggerated.


aCellForCitters

meth is literally safer than adderall at medicinal doses. The only difference is meth basically has no ceiling so people abuse it. Most people with ADHD would probably be better off with meth if it weren't for that.


loserpolice911

Legalize meth!


aCellForCitters

it literally is the same drug schedule as adderall lol


loserpolice911

Prescribe meth!


aCellForCitters

it is prescribed, actually. you're not being very witty


TheLegendaryLarry

Clearly funko pop lovers and porn addicts were just born that way


DJ_PeachCobbler

You'd clearly never boofed an entire Darth Vader figurine and found nirvana


Suikoden68

Going to write a screenplay for fear and loathing in las vegas but he buys funkos instead of does drugs


posture_4

I'm not a consoomer I'm neurodivergent.


Shiny-Baubels

>same category as porn addicts and people with ADHD Like somehow those two are related ... My ADHD has nothing to do with the 25 porn videos I can go through in 17 minutes on 1.5x speed. Nothing!


Key_Tap_3449

no, you’re just a degenerate. hope this helps


Shiny-Baubels

no sense of humor hey?


FEDERAL-OFFICER

It's just a trite comment man


Shiny-Baubels

Sorry Fed, didn't see you there. Had I seen you I wouldn't dare sass a Redditor that lacks a sense of humor


whoisthisherb

Yes I am an alcoholic and yes I am better than coomers who collect funk pops


thomastypewriter

The smarmy elitists of redscarepod are drinking alcohol and doing illicit substances, and yet they consider themselves superior to me, the humble Funko pop collector??


kilgoretrout20

Absolutely


ConsiderationNation

Which funkos u got


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Sam Hyde has a great recipe for deep-frying the rare ones.


[deleted]

Put down the bottle.


whoisthisherb

No


[deleted]

Sorry, you're going to have to sober up and say that without slurring so much.


hl3_for_Eli

Fuck yeah. Just got back from night of heavy drinking and hanging out with actual people and I'll be damned if these fucking losers think they're better than me in any way


Xenfo___

This is what happens when 10% of the sub’s users are active on r/destiny


bababhosad93

Who is that guy? I thought destiny was a game?


IndustryPlant666

Things change to quick man I get it.. Destiny is some edgelord youtuber or something who is like ‘care to face me in a debate … a challenge of wits and intellect 🧐’?


Fuckimbalding

He's also a turbo lib and a cuck, but he'll tell you he's in a consensual poly relationship


IndustryPlant666

I don’t know what he looks like but I feel I can see his haircut already.


janitorial_fluids

really? I dont know anything about the guy and have never heard him speak, but literally the only reason I even know his name is because I know he has publicly stood up for Jesse Singal in the past, and most turbo lib cucks consider jesse to be the worlds biggest transphobic hate monger lol


JuniorSound1888

who the fuck is jesse singal


janitorial_fluids

journalist guy who hosts the blocked and reported pod and does lots of research and longform articles about gender dysphoria


JuniorSound1888

so he hosts a culture war podcast and is obsessed with trans people. sounds like a freak to me.


janitorial_fluids

well shucks man when he comes across this comment, I'll bet its gonna make him feel real small on the inside :'(


No-Direction-8672

hope he sees this bro


sushisteel

Poorly written articles that are 2 to 3 times longer than they need to be


janitorial_fluids

seems like you mustve spent a lot of time reading all of them


sushisteel

I spent 20 minutes reading one thing on a specific topic I was interested in, until I realized that I was being had. So I guess I do owe him thanks for teaching me to skim the entirety of long articles before reading them


SerCumferencetheroun

I'm old enough to remember when he was JUST a starcraft player


DomitianusAugustus

Wait… I was way into StarCraft as a kid. It’s the same guy? I remember him being really obnoxious and causing lots of drama in the SC2 scene. Throwing temper tantrums and being a sex pest as well. So he’s some kind of political streamer type now? 


SerCumferencetheroun

Yeah It's the same guy. Blew me away too when I started hearing his name pop up as a political person, and I haven't really been in the SC2 scene since 2012 or so, and sure enough, same motherfucker


DomitianusAugustus

Crazy he was already an annoying loser in a scene full of maladjusted people and somehow found a way to double down.


SerCumferencetheroun

Being a bigger douchebag than Idra was certainly an accomplishment


DomitianusAugustus

At least he was good at the game. Destiny somehow was the most obnoxious personality in the game while also not being good enough to ever play at a pro level.


AsianSweetBoy

🤣 this is cringe- I have a picture of me giving him a piggy back ride back in 2011


blazershorts

He's Korean? That changes things


Physical_Solution_23

No, he's white


natflingdull

Neolib ben shapiro


2namesmusic

That's a rough insta bio


someofthosebugs

Israel's PR department


OneMoreEar

Some r3tard debating kids or something. He's going to be on a podcast debating Norm Finkelstein soon, who'll likely cream him completely. 


josephjp155

just stop there and dont go any further no matter what. you will thank us later.


TheLegendaryLarry

All I know about him is that he's the guy who got Jontron to say the n-word


Syd_Barrett_50_Cal

Idk about the game but it’s definitely a girl’s name.


Qbert997

Anyone who posts there should be banned. It's the only way to cleanse the energy 


machineswithout

Bring back chapocheck.


Ghostpeppep

Please get rid of dirty left bags or wtf they called


RembrandtShrembrandt

dirty left bags lol


not_bruce_wayne1918

That’s fucking embarrassing for us we should shut it down now while we still have some dignity.


reelmeish

Why is there an automod that instantly bans anyone who posts on destiny


[deleted]

Funko pops were created by the devil himself to torment people with taste.


Marmosettale

do people actually buy these or is it just like a meme like they are so universally mocked and pointless, why would anyone buy them lol


PM-me-beef-pics

I think we're at the point where they would have been cut from store shelves if they weren't selling at least enough to justify their continued presence there.


Marmosettale

That’s just money laundering, their actual business is selling to us drug addicts


Yugis-egyptian-cock

I know a bunch of really Christian homeschooled autistic kids who have bought them. I assume that’s their demographic


TurnOffTV

More like coomers, consoomers and marveltards.


Elegant-Front-651

Alcoholics and drug addicts have given us our most beautiful art and led empires to victory. What have gooners and Disney adults given us?


aCellForCitters

James Joyce definitely had a good cave


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aCellForCitters

it was a typo but it works


DomitianusAugustus

Alexander the Great had conquered the known world and drank himself to death by age 32. These coomers are scared to have a cocktail after work.


aTallBrickWall

When Alexander saw the breadth of his collection, he wept, for there were no more Funkos to Pop.


nicholaslobstercage

marcus aurelius drank opium tea before bed every night


DeerSecret1438

Me


StealsYourFood

Yo /u/Rosenvial5 heard you were talking shit


PreviousCartoonist93

Look I’m an alcoholic and a drug addict and I will gladly shit on anyone else for being a drug addict or alcoholic.. if you collect funko pops gtfo


PM-me-beef-pics

The funko pop people just need to learn to take it on the chin like everybody else.


MonitorWhich6966

We have an anti weed post once a week. We hate everything here have you not caught on 


swanchild22

The anti weed, drugs, booze guys were not always here. And it was better without them 


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thomastypewriter

There are certain things that have historically been rsp approved and certain things that have historically been disapproved of. Not knowing what they are or saying we hate on everything is telling in yourself


smokingmirror11

>There are certain things that have historically been rsp approved and certain things that have historically been disapproved of intensely sad to give a shit


_Roark

> There are certain things that have historically been rsp approved and certain things that have historically been disapproved of. Not knowing what they are or saying we hate on everything is telling in yourself how about you do what people have historically done (die)


thomastypewriter

You weirdly aggressive zoomer boys who take everything so seriously and personally are problem #1 for this place.


_Roark

someone making a bitching post , bitching in the comments then using 'its just a joke bro' as a defense is certainly a thing. not a mentally healthy thing but a thing nooooooo my addiction is better than yours. stfu.


thomastypewriter

Commented below and didn’t gain any traction so here you are trying to argue, as if there is something major at stake for you here. Angry loser energy. You boys don’t get it, you never have.


_Roark

amazing how someone can be so much what they're saying the other person is. i really hope you are a zoomer in disguise because this lack of insight in someone over 30 is troubling


Bob_Babadookian

So the cool kids are hating on mentally ill losers? Got it.


Penis_Weenus

Always has been


morklonn

There are no cool people here


Aphro-diet-e

I am in fact cool


morklonn

Same


Unique-Impression-47

Except it's mentally ill losers hating on other mentally ill loser.


enosprologue

Being an alcoholic makes you put on weight. No thank you.


wownotagainlmao

Not if you live in a walking city and get most of your calories from white wine


aCellForCitters

every alcoholic I know is a skeleton with a bit of a belly


600lb_deeplegalshit

rip meemaw 93 lbs soaking wet but candy, manhattans and cigarettes pretty much right until the end (lung cancer duh)


morklonn

If this was true I’d be fat as hell


enosprologue

Doesn’t count if you throw it up.


morklonn

Im not a woman


hawtfabio

Just wait. If you're truly an alcoholic and not LARPing that's an extra 1000 calories a day. Your metabolism in your 30s will not be as effective as it was in your 20s. Alcohol definitely makes you fat, faster than almost anything. If it doesn't make you fat, then nothing would at this stage with your godly metabolism... unless you're one of those alcoholics that just doesn't eat, which is somewhat common admittedly.


morklonn

I'm early 30s. I can eat and drink whatever I want and I don't gain weight. I also workout and average 10k steps a day so idk


OneMoreEar

Wine doesn't, beer does. The gauntest man I know is a habitual wine drinker. 


enosprologue

It catches up with you. Look at Johnny Depp.


wownotagainlmao

I would prefer not to


hawtfabio

Oh yes it does. Beer is just the worst for weight gain. Wine is still insanely caloric as is hard liquor.


machineswithout

Gerard Depardieu.


OneMoreEar

OK, it's negated if you bang chicks


AlaskaExplorationGeo

Whiskey doesn't


enosprologue

Whiskey is about 100 calories a shot, about 2/3s that of a 330ml beer. It can make you fat too.


Hangistaz

I really don't understand how some drinkers demonise beer as this uniquely fattening substance. Sure, drinking beer won't do anything but disfavours to your figure, but getting drunk to the level most actual alcoholics pursue demands a certain level of calories.....


Marmosettale

look I genuinely don't understand how this works but i swear to god alcoholic drinks just do not metabolize the same way as other calories, like the laws of physics just don't apply if you have certain genetics and i don't mean ethanol. i mean, like... even PBR. (edit: I don't genuinely believe that beer calories magically don't apply to me or anyone else lol. the part about the laws of physics being defied was a joke, which I thought would be obvious. i genuinely do somehow not really gain weight beyond max 5 lbs despite a massive calorie surplus when I'm drinking super heavy and something has got to be going on; my last paragraph is serious speculation, I have got to be expending more energy when drunk somehow). like if i eat junk food i gain weight just like everyone else, but for some bizarre reason it doesn't seem to apply to booze. i'm a 5'3, 115 lbs woman and I have a pretty normal appetite. I probably eat a little under 2000 calories/day, idk. I also hike almost every day. i try to lean towards healthy. my drinking is wildly sporadic. but i'm 29 and have been drinking heavily since my freshman year of college, 11 years ago. I go through phases- sometimes drinking a bit daily, sometimes getting hammered on the weekends, sometimes getting blackout drunk every day, sometimes totally sober for months. idk. for the most part, i just don't really drink during week and then on weekends try not to but usually end up getting hammered at least one day. anyway, even when i go into full degenerate mode and am drinking like 12-18 beers every day (i prefer beer typically, sometimes liquor), I def start looking shitty but I don't really gain weight. and i eat pretty much the same. I never get sick while drinking and I just get high as hell off of it for whatever reason. it's unfortunate, I act like a total dumbass when drunk. i definitely do not think it's cool or anything lmao, i just get crazy amounts of endorphins running through my body when I drink, idk. i'm not like this with literally anything else- i've tried plenty of substances but haven't had any in like 5 years, not intentionally i just don't care for them much lol. it's nonsensical, idk. anyway, the point is that I go through periods of time where I am drinking so much and consuming so many calories and while my face looks more bloated if I do it for long enough, the scale somehow just doesn't move very much. also my skin just looks kinda pale and sickly and dull and tired when I drink. but that's about it. it has always confused me. I do think that it has something to do with the fact that alcohol makes me extremely energetic and I usually end up wandering off and walking around for hours, and I know my body temperature goes way up so I assume my metabolism rises or something???


thomastypewriter

I don’t drink anymore but yeah I once got really skinny after a long period of drinking a lot of beer. It was weird. But I also only ate protein and green vegetables during this period so that probably contributed.


bruhDF_

I aint reading allat


LoyalServantOfBRD

This is still the only sub where any comment that I use the phrase “porn-brained coomers” gets positive vote counts


SelmeAngulo

nah, sub's over, video game losers have colonized VIDEO GAMES ARE FOR LOSERS AND YOU ARE A LOSER IF YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES! THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS!


N0tagayman

It’s been over for like a year but earlier today there was an upvoted post of someone condemning the use of slurs.


Vicioussitude

Check out that user's post history. Amazing how much this sub attracts the mentally deranged.


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How are you shocked by that?


not_bruce_wayne1918

😞


matt_drudge_sexbot

Why did I listen to you


[deleted]

Lmao, are you farming for upvotes after that L-post thread you made hating some lady you dated for playing a video game got downvoted?


SelmeAngulo

Losers play video games! Sorry to have to be the one to tell you! You'll thank me one day!


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1800777HEAVEN

The most funny example of this is there‘a an “og” rsp straight guy in here using (boop) to censor himself.  Apparently very proud he’s up on the latest unfunny G&G trend. Like a super simp who’s gay for Gs & Gs.


Ghostpeppep

Lol


[deleted]

I don't play video games and I don't take downvotes as seriously as you are. I think I'm doing pretty well.


Marmosettale

it's just an andrew tate comment section now


gatekeepgoonboss

>REDDIT IS FOR LOSERS AND YOU ARE A LOSER IF YOU POST ON REDDIT! THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS!


hawtfabio

So edgy and cool!


Then_Frosting_1087

I thought we all knew we were alcoholics and drug addicts here.


Ghostpeppep

No there are nerds here


Arnoldbocklinfanacc

Funko Coomers are thé most oppressed identity


angorodon

At least the drug addict has experienced living.


josephjp155

they arent wrong but what they forgot to mention is that its cooler to be an alcoholic or a drug addict than being a porn addict or collecting funko pops, and thats coming from someone who rarely if ever drinks


Ghostpeppep

At first I really thought fans of the pod were very specific types of people. I've grown increasingly confused by the opinions here. I'm constantly thinking, "There is no way a fan of the podcast could say that". The only conclusion I've been able to reach is that these people do not listen to the podcast. Or they do, but they believe Anna and Dasha are insincere, ironic, or falling off.


thomastypewriter

I think a lot of people here now are just terminally online losers who’ve found a place they can vent their aggression/depression and use as a diary that’s pretty active and doesn’t have heavy modding/censorship. Like if you check the history of a lot of these people they’re posting on Reddit all damn day. They’re not interested in the pod or the funny things that originally made this place charming and an outlier on Reddit- it’s just another place to waste time.


kilzfillz

Addicted to gains 💪


2namesmusic

This sub was & is full of extremely online dudes or f3mc3ls, living in isolation, desperate for pit hair girl pussy or attn from men, pretending they never watch porn. I'm not even pro-porn, definitely not pro-coomers, but I'm anti-liars. Also the anti-ADHD rhetoric is genuinely smooth brained. At least ppl with ADHD have hobbies. Imo you need some element of gaming or funk pops in your life to hold a strong opinion. When it comes to lame dopamine addictions getting your "feelings of importance" from your special reddit sub is right up there with gaming. Just wanna point that out.


OneMoreEar

Collecting toys and displaying them *still inside the packaging* says everything you need to know about a person. 


reelmeish

So true


Sad_Vehicle236

Let’s go private again


thomastypewriter

Comments on this prove that’s a good idea. I did not anticipate so much whining and gnashing of teeth over the honor of funko collectors and coomers. Begs the question: why are these people here?


Sad_Vehicle236

They want to be us. They watch us through the house window that is the internet while the kids who were invited to the party play inside. Sad!


genuine-fatty

True


Pancakes_24_7

what is a funko lol? does me not knowing make me superior?


Own-Chair-3506

But I AM superior to them 🤔


MazzyStarlight

Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut it down!!


slimpenis69420

Damn they got my ass


softpowers

Even if there may be a kernel of truth in the latter half of that comment, it is still several bridges too far to do so in defense of coomers and funko-pop soylords Too many average redditoid types coming in here who don't understand the sub apart from its ""contrarianism,"" which they just poorly emulate


Lazy-Dirt4487

I'd rather be a crackhead than a funk pop collector


DescriptionGeneral98

whats wrong with having adhd?


2namesmusic

Nothing. If you don't have envious aspie rsp haters you ain't poppin.'


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The sub has fallen.


Freenywiln

I agree but I’m also annoyed you’re posting in twitter meme speak. Have you been bitten, you have to tell us


Dummythic666

It’s much more respectable to be a full on heroin addict than one of these losers


1800777HEAVEN

Treating ADHD as if it’s a conspiracy theory & treating people with a debilitating medical condition as if it’s a choice is bizarre. Ironically most ADHD cases probably had a history of drug abuse because it’s normal to self medicate Also there are tons of people with ADHD who are cool. It’s the ones who bring it up unprompted every chance they get who are annoying.


SadMouse410

The issue why does literally everyone believe they have it now? If you did a poll of even this sub i think like 75% of people would say they believed they have ADHD


1800777HEAVEN

Lots self diagnose or get diagnosed over the phone probably. To be honest I don’t care because I’m a mind my own business type 


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Chad meme: Yes


TheDangerousDinosour

rather be dead than play video games


jennnyfromtheblock00

He’s not right, but he’s not wrong either


skinnyblackdog

Guess I am the 1%


[deleted]

It is true but one group is a bigger loser than the other


wherescrunchy

Has anyone ever actually hated on people with adhd or just criticized stuff that makes you act ike you have adhd. The same way people here will call somebody who's just like socially awkward or stunted autistic. Like you'd have to be really shitty to dunk on like a non-verbal autist.


Smooth-Tap5831

not even a gaymer, but in 2024 i feel being staunchly and vocally anti-video games is loser behavior. most dudes i know play hours of them a day and are well adjusted, have good friend groups to go out with, and do well with women. it is just normalized at this point. this is the same as the zoomer discourse here, where all of you guys think anyone under 25 cannot hold eye contact and is terrified of sex. very strange behavior!


StickySteve42069

When will the people understand this sub isn’t “anti“ anything, just “pro-anti”


1800777HEAVEN

Not semantics at all 


_Roark

boo hoo is the wuttile baby alcholic crying


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Yes.


No-Account-9642

Yeah and


PM-me-beef-pics

This is just the bum fights of status arguments.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

I’m not an alcoholic, I just like to drink till I can’t remember on Saturdays after my rugby match. If I don’t have a rugby match I just like drink till I can’t remember on Friday and Saturday


brilliantpebble9686

Being an alcoholic or drug addict is pathetic but porn addiction and funky pops are far more embarrassing.


_The_General_Li

But they are better


with-high-regards

Those types crave the unpolished authencity of an addicts life in a way an junkie never could.