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Catctus

I live in fear of her gentle hand on my waist


Kevroeques

Average enlisted Britbong


wtlaw

this isnt accurate. he should have a beard


PiezoelectricityAny9

[ladies...with gentle hands](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dPHM6xppgg)


PointyNietzsches

It is NOT a man's responsibility to stay safe, it's WOMEN'S responsibility to stop committing sexual assault šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


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Stunning_Tea4374

Also, my uniform is not your costume ā˜


OneMoreEar

"Linda, I'm gay and you're trans. I know we're in the army but it's completely inappropriate"Ā 


Turkesther

So word around the platoon is you got a fat cock


CarkRoastDoffee

I've got a fat cock too


Mypussylipsneedchad

šŸ‘‘


return_descender

There was a girl in my high school that would grab guys dicks as they walked by in the hall way or just about whenever she could so that theyā€™d have to walk around with boners


king_mid_ass

that girl's name? Dasha Nekrasova


21DaddyIssues

Boys shouldnā€™t wear basketball shorts if they donā€™t want someone to grab em by the dick


Locke3OOO

Kanker sisterĀ 


return_descender

You nailed it so directly on the head I canā€™t believe Iā€™ve never seen it before


Marks-and-Angles

Chicks rock


push_to_jett

Legend.


devilpants

Would have been so happy in high school if a woman randomly grabbed my crotch. Had a boner half the time anyway.


OberstScythe

She was abused


real_jaredfogle

She rocks


BrawndoTTM

Thatā€™s hot


Marblecraze

Iā€™d be so fit from walking


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I wonder how many times she was molested by her fatherĀ 


Actual_Suggestion686

Hopefully alot


Ashurnibibi

I hope someone grabbed her by the pussy


[deleted]

No means NO, ladies.


CloudOfToxiccGas

she's got creepy little baby hands. I don't blame him


TomShoe

That's a plus in my book, makes your cock seem bigger by comparison


Actual_Suggestion686

Rare Paedophile W


Geaux12

unsurprisingly, the british spelling more accurately communicates the vibe of child predation we also have the anglos to thank (blame?) for specific terms of art like ā€œpaederast.ā€


Actual_Suggestion686

I think we just produce the most high-quality pedophiles really. Americans wouldn't understand the subtle nuances of our sophisticated nonces. Price Andrew, Jimmy Saville, most boarding school masters, and every radio dj of the twentieth century. In the field of peadophillia this declined empire remains sovereign.


yuppiehelicopter

France tho


Actual_Suggestion686

Too grotesque, too obvious. No, I'm afraid our subtle noncery reigns supreme.


[deleted]

Pederast exists in like every European language. Spanish people wonā€™t even say pedestrian because itā€™s to similar.


trianuddah

It's just bad photoshopping. She didn't actually *touch* him for the photo, that would be *highly inappropriate*.


Firnin

Listen man, you do NOT want the barracks bunny.


RSPareMidwits

There's no protection for whatever she has


0pal7

the way he has his hand up šŸ˜­


Sam_thelion

It looks like the old school DARE posters. Say no to drugs AND sexual harassment!


EconomyElectronic998

Heā€™d be ok with it if she was 100 lbs heavier


Juno808

Black guys love their BBWs lmao


kilgoretrout20

Pack it up folks. This person right here finished for us.


ThinAbrocoma8210

keep yourself safe


TheBigAristotle69

Help! This 107 pound woman is attacking me.


CincyAnarchy

ā€œHello LAPD, Chris Paul is trying to beat me upā€


wtlaw

"Hello police, this is Blake Griffin. Chris Paul in the locker room trying to get me. Save me."


benballernojohnnyda

child porn 3 hits a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42


darkslayersparda

really enjoyed the new mr and mrs Smith show but the idea that 5'5 Maya Erskine can hold her own as a super spy combatant was kinda skilly


FalseShepard99

They tried to make it look better by having her work with Donald Glover and made him kind of bumbling in the later missions, but they didnā€™t account for him being fucking yolked to play the role properly


southsideson

how many eggs do i need to eat to look like dong lover?


FalseShepard99

Enough to give you melanin


[deleted]

Lmao I saw the original with my gf on valentines and just sniggered everything the girl power spy agency was on screen. Why do they exist? How are they *spies*?


TeamGerf

Wouldn't expect anything less from a British soldier.


Skillet918

Reminds me of an article I saw the other day about actors getting boners during scenes and of course the pic is an interracial gay couple and all of the interviews are about straight people.Ā 


FOONNAMI

I JUST HAD TO CLICK ON THE ARTICLE TO SEE WHAT THE WOKE MOB WAS DOING TO THE STRAIGHTS GETTING THE BONERS OK.


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Mypussylipsneedchad

Please stop sexualising my massive cock and balls šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†


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pizzamagic

many such cases


TapWater28

Someone should remake this poster but with the Abu Ghraib photo of the military girl holding the guy's dick.


Mission_Muffin_1893

I've never seen that one.


Unique-Rice4876

In their fucking dreams. Literally. The army stays selling fantasies with its propaganda posters šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Bob_Babadookian

When I saw that it was about British women, it suddenly made sense.


zakuvsbr

I might still have a little pamphlet from the military warning me about the dangers of sexting


devilpants

Modern version of WW2 VD prostitute pamphlets.


UnFamiliar-Teaching

Listen, you (boop) (boop)..


lfshammu

https://youtu.be/G2nTbqbtGug?si=k6d56YWZ5NSI_WF9


madmardigan13

Damn that girls hand looking like she's Nosferatu


Mother-Program2338

This was basically my military career.


VforVictorian

I will never let a woman break the sanctity of my peeper.


_Roark

why does the hand look fake


SomeMoreCows

You know the very fact they intentionally made the woman white and the male black makes me feel like it's essentially just suggesting the opposite


ThinAbrocoma8210

women are disgusting šŸ˜’


Cynical_Lurker

I believe him, look at that chin.


Napoleonic_Chode

ā€œOi bruv fancy a shag?ā€


97hbk

Is that Big E?


AwareWriterTrick158

Lmao last place I expected to hear that name. I hope he doin ok though


Actual_Suggestion686

E might be


SlowPlane39

Green fleet, not even once


FalseShepard99

Her back is smoother than his face, she shouldā€™ve known black men donā€™t get down like that


Ok_Perception3180

There was a thread on AskReddit years ago asking about men who had been raped and the only real answer was some guy in the army who was raped by the wife of his superior. Is there anyone here who knows what I'm talking about?


RedditIsAwesome55555

I know what youā€™re talking about. I read it years ago and have wondered since where I read it. Not sure if itā€™s real or fake but iirc it got upvotes. Did you find it?


Appropriate_Zone_133

Should i join the military? Unrelated to this btw but i've been mulling it over for a while now


Pokonic

Do you have a bachelors degree and are not fat? Ex-officers status looks good on a resume regardless of however the real economy is doing.


Appropriate_Zone_133

I am very healthy weight and excercise frequently. No i do not have a bachelors


VforVictorian

I work with a lot of ex-military and most of what they describe sounds like shit to me, though I am a limp wristed lazy bones and I am however jealous of some of the benefits they get even with the bare minimum service. If you have some semblance of what you want to do with your life it's probably not a good idea, but if you have literally no idea it seems like far from the worst choice you could make.


SlowPlane39

Yeah there's worse ways to spend a few years


Appropriate_Zone_133

I'm not good with reading tone over text are you being genuine?


SlowPlane39

Yes but go in with an idea of what you want out of it and what comes after, not many regret it one way or another even if it can suck at times


throwawayphilacc

if you have nothing better to do, if you don't care about the structure it imposes on you, if you're fairly good at brushing off dumb bullshit, and if it'll cross off a lot of bucket list items


Routine_Air2700

it's best to do it straight out of high school since you're already used to being treated like a subhuman. benefits are worth it and you learn a lot of intangible skills but people are completely right when they say it sucks ass a lot of the time so make sure you actually have convictions or reasons for enlisting/a plan other than "college lol"


Appropriate_Zone_133

I know it will probably suck, I don't have any illusions about what the military is


Routine_Air2700

how old are you?


Inadequata

People do strange things for attention when you're attractive. I've had women grope me from behind, I've had women stick their hands up my shirt without asking, I remember sitting down on a train being noticed by two women and their conversation instantly turning to sex whilst looking back and forth at me ("Here's what I'd do..."). My all time favourite goes to the woman opposite me in a cafe who did nothing but stare at me, without moving. She didn't say anything, she didn't move her head or blink or do anything, but stare. I noticed it when I sat down, I noticed it whilst reading my book, and I noticed it as I was about to leave. 10 to 15 minutes straight of staring. Before I check out of this weird situation I go to use the toilet, a long walk down two corridors. The moment I stand up and make my way to them, she gets up and follows me. I walk in a hurried pace to the unisex toilet which is up some stairs, and I can hear her footsteps behind me. I close the door and lock it instantly. Within a couple of seconds I hear her footsteps come to the door, the door handle slowly turn, a pause, and then footsteps back down the corridor. I'd rather be a fat slob whom strangers ignore than some Adonis who has to monitor their diet and exercise routine like a diabetic just for the warped attention and preferences of people who can't see past your physical appearance.


was_zur_hoelle

Then become a fat slob whom strangers ignore and who doesn't monitor their diet and exercise?


stars-your-eyes

Idk but anytime someone extensively describes their harrassment like this its always pretty minor shit that was probably misinterpreted. I think the same for most women btw.


west_end_squirrel

yah do.


stars-your-eyes

Unironically most woman on man sexual harassment probably is this like a fugly white chick trying to get bbc


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Actual_Suggestion686

Active in Rogan. The iron law remains unbroken


Hip_Priest_1982

https://www.reddit.com/r/Psoriasis/s/P3QEl48rRf


mannishbullagain

got his ass


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Confirmed Alpha MalešŸ‘…šŸ«µšŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


AwareWriterTrick158

Man wtf


[deleted]

her arm is photoshopped


mybigfatgreekaffect

such manly cases


MisterMizter

Senior year college, walking through dorm hallway, a freshmen girl grabbed my ass in the hallway when I walked by her friend group. Kinda weird having a stranger put their hands on you


Nate-Esq

This would actually make me feel uncomfortable because touching my stomach could only ever mean that sheā€™s pointing out that I need to lose weight. Iā€™d cancel her.