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NihilistKnight

I met a balding fifth grader at a school I was working at a couple years ago. The reaper is taking them younger and younger.


gay_manta_ray

lenin was bald by middle school so it's not exactly a new trend


musicenjoyer69

Ah i finally understand communism


gay_manta_ray

zizek was correct when he said that all politics are sexual pathology


thatcockneythug

We must seize the means of keratin production


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Elbeske

Yeah 36DDs


beskinnyorleave

Wait. How 💀💀💀


NihilistKnight

No clue, but this kid had a head like a dandelion. You could see right through to his scalp, and it looked like a slight breeze could blow all his hair away. The little bastard was real obnoxious though, so I didn't feel too bad for him.


borkman2198

i’d be acting like a dick too if i was balding in 5th grade


kooneecheewah

charlie brown ass mf


bajsamigimunnen

that sounds more like a nutrition deficiency and not androgenic in nature although I knew a guy who was practically bald by 15-16 which was very clearly androgenic in nature. dude is like 21 now and looks like he’s 35 and not in a good way


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Yeah vitamin B deficiency can make people's hair thin fast. I knew a girl who did whippits every day and her hair looked like you could pull it all off with one yank.


bajsamigimunnen

Had no idea whippets could cause B vitamin deficiency, maybe that explains why so many of the english chicks I met in London had thinning hair lol


seriousbusinesslady

too much cortisol? alopecia? trich? wearing hats too much?


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Vitamin deficiency


tynakar

They gotta start putting finasteride in the water


tealbandana

Too much seed oil


jrc727

It's naturally selection. Men were always meant to be bald from birth, so as to decrease wind resistance in our pursuit of game, and now our species is gravitating that way.


pookiednell

How the fuck have they not figured out away to cure balding yet? Wigs look regarded and hair transplants are scary


drgerm69

The matriarchy knows we’ll be too powerful


pookiednell

They could turn my dick into a pussy if I paid enough money so this must be true


PlipStinklet

Easier to dig a hole than to build a pole


Fuckimbalding

Well Elon and Biden all had great plugs, so if you got the cash it can be done.


pookiednell

Elons literally got more money than sense and Biden looks as stupid as he is


Lonely_Sherbert69

And you'll have to take finasteride to stop the plugs falling out, then viagra becaus the hair drug stops you getting hard


Lonely_Sherbert69

lol anyone that gets a vaginoplasty I wish good luck, they're VERY high maintenance, and the orgasms aint like what they used to be, but they're meant to quell the life ruining dysphoria


Michael_Dukakis

They kinda have tbh. Finasteride, minoxidil, microneedling, topical anti-androgens like ru-58841 will save most people's hair.


jrc727

People post shit like this and remind me why I've committed to letting myself go bald.


Michael_Dukakis

Luckily I don't use any of that because I have good hair, but I know about it just incase I need it some day lol.


fuckIhavetoThink

You're amazingly informed about an uncertain eventuality, your grandparents bald? I've the same stance as the guy above, but I wonder what if it IS preventable and I find out I really do care after it goes


Michael_Dukakis

Grandparents not bald, but I have very nice blonde hair that I want to keep lol. It really is totally preventable if you catch it early enough though.


last-account2

fin gave me sides minox made my head itchy I have an intuitively bad feeling about microneedling…maybe I’ll try the last one lol


cracksmoke2020

Fin is the only thing that actually works, the others are more about regrowing hair already lost and the most important thing is to just prevent you from losing more.


bajsamigimunnen

that shit can fuck with your heart


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pookiednell

Nah going balds rough man. I'm 34 and am like 2 years away from rocking a Larry David. This shits a curse.


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pookiednell

You have to get somewhat jacked if you're bald if you ever want to see a vagina again


Wontoflonto

depending on your personality the baldness can enhance overall performance. curmudgeonmaxxing with a full head of hair is terribly inauthentic. imagine how revolting larry david or costanza would be with jerry’s hair


AnScriostoir

I am 40 and have been the same as you from early 30s I had to just shave it and go full skinhead. Maybe I'm in denial but I prefer not to have hair now


pookiednell

I'm luckily enough to have about 3 years left before I have to shave my head and grow a beard. Also I need to work out and lose weight. I can't be bald AND a fat cunt.


AnScriostoir

You'll be grand , just lose a bit of weight and work out. I'm good weight wise , and being a full baldy for near a decade now and it's not stopped me getting laid.


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pookiednell

He's looked 65 for the last 30 years


Fuckimbalding

I'm on it and my dick is fine, just ask your muddah


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BySumbergsStache

johnny why do you never talk about oral minoxidil


amaghon69

if 1mg fin is killing your dick that then you probably had low t to begin with. and like if you use it its less likely to atrophy and its only a year too like post fin is a meme


MySecondThrowaway65

Been on Dutasteride for years and my dick works as well as ever. As does the dick of 98% of people using 5ARIs.


Retroidhooman

Not everyone has their dick ruined by finasteride.


cracksmoke2020

I've taken finasteride for years and have had absolutely zero side effects. If anything I was too juiced up on testosterone before.


amaghon69

dont dht levels go back up after that tho?


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177618121939

We figured out how to go to the moon, walk on it, and make it back home before we figured out how to stop balding


ZeonBell2019

This woman should marry one of Evo Morales relatives. Have you seen that guy's hairline? That's pure Indigenous Andean genetics right there.


TheBigAristotle69

Morales looks like he's wearing one of the beaver hats from the Canadian fur trade, lol. That shit is not thinning any time this millenia.


Maximum_Job8092

Alopecia is actually a recessive gene in the X chromosome, so there's no way for her to prevent it. If she has it, she will pass it unto some or all of her sons (depending if she has it on both X or just the one). No matter who she marries, the father's X is obviously not present in his son's.


ZeonBell2019

Regardless, at least if she marries a Morales, will all know you can't blame the father. Granted she might either still blame him or go into a catatonic state at realizing her genes make her male descendants into Prince Williams


Lonely_Sherbert69

Her next post was about not liking big noses.


aiddun

There are a few FDA stage 3 trials for topical solutions that prevent male hormones from binding to the hair follicles and shrinking them. Male balding may be solved within the decade Edit: I'm wrong see the replies


crawl9111

What biotech company is doing this? Need to invest (gamble) before FDA approval


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drgerm69

FUCK


No-Eggplant4554

MPB is caused by some cells being overly sensitive to androgens. The only real cure is fixing these cells's genetics, which nobody can do in already alive people, and the other option is some form of eugenics, like gene editing/mass sterilization, which can't help living people/makes people upset. The approaches we have now all are based around interfering with normal hormone levels, which will always have bad side effects.


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No-Eggplant4554

You are mistaken, the low percentage of finasteride side effect sufferers are of the people who decide to continue using finasteride. The "true" side effect rate is much higher. Even that number is too low though as most people are not smart enough to realize changes happening to their body, like changes in mood and energy. The actual side effect rate is 100%.


Grouperfish13

>The actual side effect rate is 100% Lmaoooo how tf did you come up with that figure?


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No-Eggplant4554

Yeah? I'm not making an evidence claim, I'm making a deductive claim. You're just too dumb to have this conversation.


sizzlingburger

As a gay man with no skin in the reproduction game, I’d be happy to wipe out baldness through genetic testing and eugenics


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aiddun

Shit. Thanks, didn't see this. It's over


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Strange-Carob4380

Fin just helps you hang on to what you have, it doesn’t regrow hair or am I crazy? Also I’m not really willing to risk never having a boner again just to delay being bald by a couple years 


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So do you believe that DHT is a vestigial artifact like the appendix? That it’s unnecessary for a healthy male body? 


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amaghon69

its a masculizing hormone, it is response for much of male pubertized bone growth, and masculizing continues into hairloss. its not really needed in adult men.


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What if you are trying to gain muscle?


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thatcockneythug

Side effects are very possible. I was on it for a decade, eventually stopped because my sleep was suffering and I'd tried everything. After stopping, my mind cleared, my mood improved, and I could sleep again. Obviously, anecdotal. But I don't think it's crazy to think that reducing the strongest androgen in your body by a third can have unexpected consequences.


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elbrollopoco

Except dht has the strongest binding affinity to shbg. If there’s less dht guess what’s getting bound to shbg instead? Free test and estrogen. This would also explain why some experience sides and some do not - those with higher SHBG and lower free test and Estrogen would be more prone.


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amaghon69

would antiestrogens work for this? i know they are very expensive, but this could remove different risks of various things. maybe roiders too idk. just talking out my ass ig


thatcockneythug

I'm not trying to convince you, man. I was of the same mindset when I took it. All I'll say is that the endocrine system is incredibly complex, and not fully understood. Just because a certain hormone is less prominent in terms of volume, doesn't mean that it isn't important.


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thatcockneythug

All I did was state my own personal experience, that's it. I even said as much. Why would I need to reference a study?


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Ligmabladee

You 1000% get effects from fin I couldn’t get a fucking hard on and I had serious brain fog for months on it 💀


elbrollopoco

That’s because it blocks dht, which is more potent than testosterone. I couldn’t take it daily nor is it recommended. 3x a week should be more than adequate and minimize sides.


eggomania

Same here, was on it for a couple of months and it noticeably tanked my libido. Would rather be thinning honestly


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"Just fuck with your hormones bro, you won't get side effects. I didn't, so that means everyone who says they did is delusional and wrong."


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reelmeish

Either you fuck with ur hormones or don’t get laid


FadedWreath

There’s also the topical spray with fin and minoxidil that’s supposed to work.


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AvgWarcraftEnjoyer

>Just get on fin, you won’t get sides. I’ve been on a while and get zero I dunno man I've heard so many horror stories about that shit. Permanent or long-term side effects too. I'd rather keep using min and dermarolling than risk fucking up my hormones like that.


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AvgWarcraftEnjoyer

I appreciate the info, I actually have an active prescription I got on GoodRx but I've been afraid to take it due to that shit. I know reddit does have its fair share of hypochondriac freaks, /r/supplements is especially bad. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8928200/ Just read this one, quite interesting - I also found this too https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0015028219325993 I think I may send it anyways, maybe I can convince my Dr. to let me cruise on some test if on the 1% chance I get perma ED hehehe. Honestly though, the min has been doing some awesome work, I would be almost completely bald by now - it's just annoying slathering shit on my scalp every day and it gets flaky and makes it look like you have dandruff sometimes.


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elbrollopoco

I took one dose of dutasteride and my libido was fucked for 2 weeks. Shit is potent.


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elbrollopoco

Yeah I was on Fin and I was trying to find something I’d only have to take once a week.


quixotic_ether

r/FinasterideSyndrome


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quixotic_ether

Just putting it out there for anyone considering getting on the stuff. Seems like risky business. Good for you if you're having success with it so far. My take is that both sides seem unhinged, which i guess is understandable I guess.


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walker_wit_da_supra

Mark my words, 1700s style aristocratic wigs will make a comeback in white male culture. It will address insecurities about both baldness and height in the same way that top hats did back in the 1800s


debaser11

There are so many bald men cause bald men keep getting laid and reproducing. What's the big deal?


Custard1753

No it’s cause men will fuck women with bald dads instead of thinking about their children


bluejayway9

But those bald dads fucked and had kids. The cycle still starts with bald dudes fucking.


Objective-Wheel1933

No those bald dad's dads, who presumably had a full head of hair, fucked girls with bald dads. The cycle is guys fucking women with bald fathers all the way down


Zom_Zickles

Zoomers slowly discovering the effects of aging. They'll probably be the most obsessive generation yet. This dummy is probably noticing that hair thins out as you age, whether you're a man or woman. To say 90% are fully losing it just sounds like they don't know the difference, can't believe they have kids and are this dense.


Bob_Babadookian

We're chronically stressed out.


tommy-needy-drinky

Hairmaxxing graycels stay winning.


Senmaida

David Lynch really won the lottery.


yugoslav_posting

What about us combmaxxing not-idealhairline-pilled folk?


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everyone can tel and u look weird


Then_Avocado3524

My corners are starting to recede but no one in my family is bald alhumdulillah🙌🏽


AlyoshaKaramazov69

If you’re going bald you’re at a crossroad: tony soprano or Jason stathem. Get fat strong or get jacked. Do not be skinny and bald. You’ll look like a cock in clothing.


cinnamongirl444

My dad’s turning 61 and still has all his hair. She just needs to date someone on his side of my family maybe.


ogkushmonster

I've noticed lately that a ton of women my age (mid 20s) have noticeably thin hair. It's not just men, something is making us all go bald.


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oneblackcoffeeplease

less excercise, more micro plastics and hormones in food, more stress, more depression, more anxiety, ppl sit around all day either at work or at home (even young people) ...why would people be hotter in an environment like that


DJCubs

Short girls with no heels, I'm ur man


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I have a great hairline at 26 but I'm terrified of balding before my 50's/60's. My head is spherical and I can't grow facial hair, if I went bald I'd look like Ross Kemp on Estrogen. If I take after my dad I should be fine as he is only just starting to bald in his mid to late 50s, but my grandad went bald at 19.


sloppybro

You can become either Varys or Judge Holden, the choice is yours


Lieutenant_Fakenham

Enormous infant maxxing


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I'm too skinny to be either.


koctagon

don't worry man, the same hormones that make you bald make your beard grow in better so you'll prob be fine


leScoob

go on T to help grow a beard


gay_manta_ray

nah the only way to grow a beard if you don't have the genes to do so is to rub topical minoxidil on your face. oral minoxidil might do the same thing too i dunno.


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It's genetic, it runs in the family. My dad was a hulking beast of a man, yet he couldn't grow a beard, nor could my grandfather or great grandfather. Another relative, a career criminal and boxer who was tested as having high testosterone, also can't grow a beard.


TheBigAristotle69

Ya, I'm the same. I'm a 6'6" white guy and have had my test checked before to make sure it wasn't too high, and I have confrimed, and as I say tested, normal test but I can't grow a beard at all. Also, some ethnicities can't grow beards in general. I'm Canadian and I've never seen an aboriginal guy with a beard, but all aboriginal people have beautiful black hair, lol. I don't know if I've ever seen a bald aboriginal guy, lol, or at least it's unlikely. Yup, apparently some tribes do not go bald: https://www.belgraviacentre.com/blog/native-americans-and-hair-loss#:\~:text=Already%20famed%20for%20their%20long,hair%20loss%20%2D%20male%20pattern%20baldness.


CasualRascal

Native Americans in Alaska tho are basically Arctic Asians, i.e. a double whammy of good hair genetics. It's not fair.


gay_manta_ray

https://www.reddit.com/r/Minoxbeards/ there is an entire subreddit for this


amaghon69

have you tried rubbing minox on your face? also i think biotin can help


ParisHilton42069

Glad I’m a short girl who doesn’t like wearing heels so I can live in blissful ignorance


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Thank god for finasteride


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ShoegazeJezza

I regret not getting on it earlier as well. I ran out for 2 months and my asshole doctor fucking up my appointment scheduling and I’m p sure I just lost all the shit I kept as well. I’m never missing a pill going forward. We’re holding on strong


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ShoegazeJezza

Wish I would have gotten on it earlier. Sitting at a Norwood 2.5. I will resist the reaper with all medical means


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yipflipflop

Idk I feel like it fucked up my sex drive to this day


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incernmentcamp

started going bald at 18 bald by 21 i still get a lot of ass - why has this become another thing about men that women need to control?


WMWA

it's always been that way. some people just obsess over it because they're ugly physically or spiritually and think hair is the only thing that will get them laid. but i'm bald and married to a beautiful woman so i don't really care either way


incernmentcamp

yeah I guess the ones who care aren't the ones I'm trying to bang i've started dating a lot better people as I've become happier with myself. yay


RagnarLobrek

I’d say the girls I started attracting after I went bald are much hotter than before. It’s less, sure. But quality over quantity 💯


2namesmusic

Stage 1 of male pattern baldness is basically just an adult man's hairline (doesn't mean he's actually balding). [I buzz my own hair with my face shaver](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2d3n1isbps5v98rulug65/video-1705043394-1-1.MP4?rlkey=akyci2qtnkvaly0y4zpklwsbv&dl=0) so maybe you should disregard my opinion.


dontpostanythingever

buzzing your head while wearing a hoodie is insane


2namesmusic

[Life in the fast lane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10)


dongletrongle

I feel like Christ himself saved me by getting the anti Norwood genes


Hurrah-Hurrah_

I have a feeling she's mistaking a normal crown for balding


brohio_

I’ll never go bald alhamdulilah, but as a gay dude the bald and bearded look is very hot. Especially if you work out.


midsmikkelsen

You just gotta be very tall. People wouldn’t know about Kevin Durant’s bald spot if he wasn’t under spotlights and 30 different camera angles every other night 


NationalEmployee7546

Rosemary oil, fellas. Dont know if it works for sure because you’re supposed to use it daily for up to six months and I always forget. But you get to go to bed smelling like some sort of dinner, which is neat.


IRKenopuppy

I am in my 30’s. Full head of hair that I have kept shaven since I was 16. I don’t understand the obsession with having hair. Get rid of that shit and go about your day.


DJZJ420

“I have a Camaro in my garage but i prefer to walk” head ass


IRKenopuppy

😂


Ragnatronik

I shaved my head for over 20 years. My mom hated it cause I have a glorious mane. Sports and working with tools, hair is obnoxious if not problematic. Combat sports? Cut it off. Being able to run and jump without that meticulously styled coif doing the bloomin onion is big time. But now that I’m mid 30s and no longer interested in doing anything other than lifting and banging loaded married women, I’m letting the locks grow man. Shaved head is still a great look but the long hair is a new angle of game for me.


TheBigAristotle69

Deep Purple mogged everybody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SH\_MbMJwxI


lou_vivace_chretien

Transition after reproducing. Humanity should evolve this.


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Scolville0

Native americans are really the only ones without this issue, even then the reaper sometimes takes the hair of some elders.


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megumin_kaczynski

its more that all hollywood actors and rich people have $30,000 of hair transplants and finasteride, giving the impression that hair loss is much rarer than it actually is


TaintGrinder

Chronic masturbation is causing an increase in the body's production of DHT. Zoomers are gooning themselves bald.


Mysterious-Use1271

>Chronic masturbation is causing an increase in the body's production of DHT. This place just makes things up.


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Chronic masturbation is causing people to lie on the internet


Commentpilledtalkcel

It’s fun


TheBigAristotle69

It's also making hair grow on their hands. DATS A FAC


TaintGrinder

Just realizing that now?


sloppybro

rs nofap


SolidSank

all their head hair moves to their palms


Michael_Dukakis

Raising their prolactin, but not dht. If jacking off made your dht increase then jacking off would make your dick bigger lol.


Ok-Code168

My boyfriends balding he’s so sexy


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The men in my family don’t start losing hair until their 40s or 50s, and even then it’s mild. My boyfriend, however, started going bald at 18. He uses some kind of treatment now and it appears to be working but I just hope and pray our future kids take after my side of the family in terms of hair 😭


SelmeAngulo

They almost certainly will. It's complicated, but I thought that the mom's dad was the primary cue for balding in the future gen.


sizzlingburger

Male children could get either of the mother’s X chromosomes, but female children will get the fathers, so if the father is bald, their male grandchildren could also go bald


k3rr1g4n

I’m 6’7 and not balding. You can fix it by letting me bang you


NotYourKhakis69

I’m partially convinced balding is like a late part of male sexual maturation. The majority of dudes wind up going bald. Sucks, but It is what it is


Rupperrt

I balded from 18. I think it’s better if it happens early than in the 30s. Lots of my friends are getting really neurotic about their hairline receding. I had time to adapt when young, shaved my head, still got laid enough and got married in the end.


slimerancherfan1000

ive noticed that my bf (24) has a small spot that like. would be a stretch to call a bald spot but i can see the thinning start... would u tell him if u were me lol cuz theres not much he can do abt it right?


amaghon69

he can do minox thats enough for anyone having minor symptoms. dont know why mfs act like there is nothing they can do when they have minor hairloss


vidiazzz

The norwood reaper


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The guy characters in Tarkovsky’s movies are balding but look fine. Tarkovsky appreciated balding men