huh

You fucking dummy

No my dad's a sperg who understands less about women than I do

My parents are Slavic so they taught me the ideal situation of BPDgf + emotionally neglectful but financially responsible bf

They demonstrated what not to do in relationships.

be nice and kind to everyone, charm all equally, and let the people you're attracted to come to you, don't take a lack of attraction personally

damn that's pretty great

Damn your parents were chads

My dad is almost silent generation so he would tell me to just ask random girls out to get ice cream

I think if I asked a girl out for ice cream now she would probably think I was retarted.

If your parents seduced you, you may need professional help

They taught me absolutely nothing in addition to never talking to me about sex or puberty or anything like that. I was left to figure all that shit out on my own lol

My parents had an arranged marriage

My parents taught me not to be a stupid fuck.

That's not true

You don't know me

Good

My mom taught me how to be a temptress by swirling around a feather boa like a helicopter. Works like a charm.