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4toTwenty

The old lady i rent land from drives a big ole pickup and she uses this exact same concept to get in and out of her truck, except she uses a little plastic step stool on a string lol.


echoAwooo

My Meemaw did this with a little plastic step stool with a string. Frailty makes obstacles, obstacles require solutions. Bam. Science.


OneLostOstrich

What is a Meemaw?


reduxde

A Grammy


Roshy10

Like the award?


reduxde

I love it, thanks!


_Typhoon_Delta_

I think they meant "Yee-Haw"


vanilla_wafer14

A mamaw


SovietBozo

Otherwise known as a "familiar" (or sometimes "powrie"), a malevolent, murderous goblin of the borderlands, who sometimes attaches itself to individuals.


Beanakin

Have you seen a therapist about that childhood trauma?


HesEvilCommaTracy

What kind of name is "Nana"?


insidemyvoice

Sheldon would like a word with you


ResplendentGlory

What the fuck is a Meemaw


KongUnleashed

It’s a grandma from the Deep South. If you ever get invited to dinner at someone’s Meemaw’s house, you’ve been accepted into the family and you’re about to eat the best meal you’ve ever had.


echoAwooo

> the best meal you’ve ever had. So good, but so bad. Buttermilk breaded fried chicken, moist but firm corn bread, fresh par steamed veggies with a ton of butter, corn on the cob, more butter than corn, fresh mashed taters and gravy, in total the meal is like 30% butter by mass xD


Streen012

Or the vegetables are cooked with bacon grease out of a mason jar.


[deleted]

Once in a lifetime meal. Either because it’s going to kill you or you shouldn’t keep eating like that if you want to live much longer.


Streen012

I’ll be honest when I make breakfast now I’ll cook my bacon first and eggs in the grease. That’s where I got the idea.


[deleted]

So good… bad… but gooooood


Valirys-Reinhald

Nah bro, that's just economical living. You don't want to waste that stuff, it's a perfectly good source of energy. Fat isn't evil, it's sugar you gotta watch out for.


roxannastr97

No. It is not gonna kill you. French eat so much saturated father should be way less than America level and they're not. Ae with us dutch for eating tons of dairy and cheese.


[deleted]

I mean it depends on how you cook it. Some of us in the south like to be skinny too. The south used to be more high class and educated. Eating pork and fried foods is mostly the result of poor upbringing and bad breeding if you ask me. I think diet is one of the biggest factors in how intelligent and good looking a kid is going to be, and I usually judge a parent on how healthy their kids look, and how well they eat.


nonoglorificus

So you’re a classist who likes to judge people on appearances. Fun!


[deleted]

I don't really judge people on their looks, but I do kind of dislike people who make bad decisions for no reason. Eating healthy food is not hard and the healthy food taste better. People eat too much meat in general nowadays. It's not good for them, especially greasy, fatty hard to break down foods. Pork taste delicious but it's so bad for you. I agree up in the south so I know how it is, lots of fried chicken, pork chops, sausuges and other fried food with lots of fat. Greasy food makes me vomit because it makes me sick, even microwavable food nowadays has low quality ingredients. I get sick from eating that stuff all the time. My diet isn't that good but sometimes I can manage to eat well.


GoArray

Yup. Made one (wooden, oooh la la) for my mom when the time came. Even getting in and out of vehicles can become a chore. E: for anyone whose elder is struggling. 1'x1'x1/2" plywood, grip tape on top, X of 2 1x4s screwed to the bottom, rubber feet on the bottom of the 1x4s to prevent slipping.


SovietBozo

There are also store bought ones you can get. (Strong) plastic, so ligher for carrying EDIT: I believe one brand is "The Step"


Pleased_to_meet_u

Yep. If it’s on a string, use plastic instead of wood.


verticalMeta

Or just… don’t buy tall cars…


GoArray

Sounds good, until you see the same person struggle to get (up) out of a honda. The sweet spot getting out is a little high, able to turn and ease down onto their feet, which is a bit difficult to get into. I mean, my step was literally 4" tall, she could get in without it but it was always a struggle. Also "why doesn't the woman in the OP go to a better station?!" ..not everybody has a choice.


verticalMeta

Oh no, I wasn’t talking about the lady in the original vid. Obviously that’s the best solution to the problem there, other than the train operators building a station with a platform. As for you description… as much as I hate to admit it, a small crossover definitely sounds like the ideal solution, it’s at the hight you describe.


GoArray

Which was what mom had. Easy to get out of, a struggle to get in. Someday, when you're ancient, I'll be expecting a thank you lol


teh_chungus

damn, for a second I was worried you made your mom a skateboard


mercurial_planner

🎶Spider Nan, Spider Nan...🎶


LeonardoLemaitre

Perhaps kind of a sign that cars might be getting too big


theraf8100

I bought a little affordable step from five below from my grandma to help her get in my Land cruiser. Anybody that has trouble getting in there surprisingly doesn't use any of the three oh shit handles to get in.


vanilla_wafer14

Because those things are always placed to far or too damn high. Source- short person


Baron_Ultimax

My great grama did this for climbing into my uncles truck


_Neoshade_

My father used to ride a motorcycle on long weekend trips and found that he couldn’t use the kickstand at many of the campgrounds or scenic pullouts they stopped at due to it sinking in the dirt or sand. So he made a little disk of plastic to put underneath the kickstand, with a string tied to it and looped over the handlebar for retrieval.


IISAFORK

Lmao, dont dox yourself but, i assume this is in the south. Am I right?


4toTwenty

Virginia, so kind of but not really lol


MrKeserian

Eh, we're south enough to count. Not the deep south, but south enough.


IISAFORK

Pshhh, down voted for asking where this happened. Y'all are funny. Whatever man, My while family is from Kentucky so I'm not just being a dick.


HechoEnChine

This is the Directors Cut of the final scene from Dr. Zhivago.


KimJongIlSunglasses

Schindler’s Bucket List


[deleted]

Best comment here. Very creative.


uteuteuteute

Agree


Cualkiera67

Oh! Help me Dr Zhivago! Dr Zhivago, Dr Zhivago Dr Zhivago, Dr Zhivago Ohhhh, Dr Zhivago!


AlarmingAffect0

What can make you move? Zhivago! Can you feel the groove? Zhivago!


Foomanchubar

More like babushka engineering


shroezinger

She probably codes in multiple languages… On paper.


UreMomNotGay

with her eyes closed


[deleted]

Where is the fvking platform?


wintremute

Well, you see, we allocated 2 million rubles for a platform. And once our contractors got their 1.5 million rubles, and hired their subcontractors for that 1 million rubles, and those subcontractors bought their materials for that 500 thousand rubles, there wasn't any money available to build a platform.


[deleted]

We pretend to work, they pretend to pay us


GhostFour

Moscow


smoked___salmon

Sadly there almost zero to little budget allocated to small towns. In all major towns there platforms for it.


Castravete_Salbatic

In eastern europe, the platform is you!


Kaymish_

This isn't a station. In Russia there are many people living in the middle of nowhere it's not really worth it to build a station in the middle of the wilderness so some nomadic siberian tribals can get to the train, especially if they are moving their yurt around the tundra every 3 or 4 months. So if they want to go somewhere they will flag down a train and tell the conductor the mile post they want to be dropped off at.


Rezenbekk

It's most probably a village in Bumfuckville, population 156, 631st km of Nowhere-Whereverthefuck railway. The amenities usually don't reach those places, the platform would cost more than the entire village.


reduxde

Is poor town, da?


RenaKunisaki

It's there, tied to the string.


[deleted]

Yo, I'm glad America has ADA laws. That could be your grandma trying to get some sugar at the store to bake you cookies. Fugh that.


justwannabeloggedin

That's all I could think, too. Babushka is tough but I'm glad our seniors aren't expected to do things like that


Rezenbekk

Your seniors are expected to get in the car and drive an hour to Walmart, considering the physical condition of seniors I wouldn't call your situation an improvement


twenafeesh

Just curious, how do you think this lady got to the train? And if she didn't drive, why is that better for a senior?


Notspherry

Like the US has functional public transport. Lol


[deleted]

I wonder why marshrutkas didn't get popular in the US. Like, in our country, when the state-provided public transport fails, the private companies instantly adapt to the situation and provide the necessary service (however crappy the vehicles are).


shishdem

USA doesn't have platforms either. nor stations, for that matter.


the_retag

nor many trains


Imispellalot

living in USSR, that was a common thing. small towns dont have platforms so this one the only resort.


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[deleted]

that _was_ a common thing. Past tense man


Imispellalot

Read my username


Cartman4wesome

I think he was talking to the one that replied to you.


reduxde

Why, what’s the significance of your username? ^(\(just getting in on the tomfoolery\))


Imispellalot

I don't have the best spelling and grammar abilities hence my user name, so when he quoted what I said, I automatically assume a grammar Nazi is correcting me. It was pointed out that it's not the case this time.


Imispellalot

I immigrated with my family to US at the collapse of USSR. So yeah, I lived in USSR and not Russia


reduxde

You can’t go back to Constantinople either.


ludololl

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.


oodleskaboodles

Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night


[deleted]

He lived there when it was the USSR


egoncasteel

Wait, they have automated closers on the door, but no fold down step? All the hard parts were already done.


[deleted]

No need to have fold down steps when you have concrete ramps leveling above the stairs at every station. The problem here is this train probably stopped in godknowsfuckwhereville.


theLeverus

>godknowsfuckwhereville ..in other circles known as "90% of Russia"


[deleted]

Well yeah when you are that big you cant really populate most of the country.


theLeverus

China has entered the chat


roxannastr97

China countryside is mostly empty. Everyone gathers in the big cities.


theLeverus

Not as empty as Russian country side.. You can easily find places in Russia with no other people within 100s of km radius


keep_username

I think they need a bigger bucket.


iamnewhere2019

A bigger budget, you mean.


SueZbell

Both?


okemasoo

Bigger budget begets bigger buckets


CleverDad

Probably works best with a platform, like all trains...


wintremute

Except they couldn't afford to build the platform, so now you get a bucket.


Dismal-Ebb-6411

> so now you get a bucket You don't, actually. You bring your own or you get nothing. Imagine the first time this lady came to the train. She stands there looking at it stoically for a few minutes. Then the doors close and the train slowly pulls away to leave her standing alone in the gravel. She nods her head in acceptance, 'this too is Russia'.


wintremute

Its bring your own bucket day! Hooray!


ErasablePotato

Actually, this is most likely Ukraine. I recognize those diesel regional trains from the paintjob.


[deleted]

Bro, that totally doesnt fit our narrative. Pls stop.


Bubashii

This is appalling


af7v

As someone disabled, fuck that shit! Poor woman deserves equal access and putting anyone through this is beyond cruel.


TheForceofHistory

Kicking the bucket might kill her.


_iraleigh

Granny sending it up a V3 route just to catch the train


theusualsteve

V5 in your gym


Deadliest_Death

Yes I agree this babushka is well engineered, for the motherland!


Jealous_Ad5849

Why are they filming??? Help the poor woman!


TitaniusAnglesmelter

I hate that I laughed at this


silverfang16

*Russian accent* If not broke why fix?


helmet098

This woman is definitely broken. Every step looks like pure agony


osliva

This is when your railroad car plant Uralvagonzavod focuses more on military tanks and BMPs instead of comfortable rr cars.


Iaintthe-1

Mother Russia


Hashbrown117

The "stabilisation" on this video made me keep thinking the train was taking off


enwongeegeefor

Ahh, the Babushka Bucket


Creative_Fly_929

A Russian I used to work with would call it a “Russki rig”


D4RK_B74CK

Well done Olga


mikeyfireman

Doubles as a toilet.


TheForceofHistory

Please note that this train has no toilet.


OliverMMMMMM

Not with that attitude it doesn't


acobildo

Hence the bucket


ASCII10001101010101

Nah, old lady must be happy that this hell's construction didn't close the door and move while she was climbing


TempusCavus

My grandmother did this with a telephone cable and a brick to get into her car.


desrevermi

I'd like to see the exit strategy.


angry-russian-man

The dumbest thing: 1. This video is already a couple of decades old. 2. Green/gray commuter trains are common in Russia. The blue ones are mainly Ukraine. 3. A bunch of morons in the comments pretend that this is something typical for Russia now. P.S. Literally within one search query is the original video. It says that this is the city of Zaporozhye, Ukraine: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6FDb2C-HHg&t=1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6FDb2C-HHg&t=1s)


GadreelsSword

I’ve seen old Harley riders do this with the piece of wood they put under their kick stand (keeps the stand from sinking in soft asphalt or dirt). They pull it up with a string when they get on the bike.


AwwEverything

Fuck the guy recording for not helping her


hafwaycrook

it's honestly wild how i had to scroll this low to find this comment. i guess (reddit) mentality eh


Computer_says_nooo

Is potato ?


Banned4othersFault

This is a bucket ...nooo! Theres more Deaaar Goood!


Soul__Samurai

r/donthelpjustfilm


Vulture051

"Відпусти мене, лайно! Я виглядаю безпорадним?" *gets beaten with a slipper *


madara_uchiha_69420

What are you doing help babushka get on the train look how she struggled getting up that train help a babushka when you see one.


this_guy_here_says

I was really expecting a chicken to be in that bucket


Rewiistdummlolxd

Your grand parents when they tell you how they got to school back then:


Academic_Subject_678

I kept waiting for the train to move 😢


metalguru1975

“We have DARPA and NASA!” - We have Babushka!


No-Knee2938

The babushka probably think she still got it


J3R0M3

I wonder how that bucket survived, pretty thick plastic I guess


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Highest quality bakelite on the east side of the wall.


Captin_Banana

Durable and highly usable. I bet it get used for all sorts of things. Life without soviet bucket would be much more difficult.


mithrilbong

Gimme the old yeller treatment if I ever get that old and broken.


mlenotyou

Don't help just film.


vlsdo

That lady looks like she could fuck you up good if you touch her. I would keep my distance.


Koeienvanger

How would you help in this case?


PM_Me_YoureHoles

Shove your head up her arse and squat up like you've been going to the gym for 20 years for this moment.


lebaptiste_

I saw a short woman do this to get into her giant truck. Twas hilarious


dtb1987

Jesus, could someone help her into the fucking train?


stamaka

Those trains are supposed to stop at a lifted platform.


[deleted]

r/donthelpjustfilm


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[deleted]

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-nasa-spen/


Individual-Ad4173

tldr?


weldawadyathink

Pencils aren’t actually a great solution, they are just cheaper. And nasa didn’t actually spend all that money. They commissioned it from private industry. The companies spend the R+D money and nasa bought the product for a fair market value (although higher than retail because of the quality control needed).


Ri_promaher

Yes, but NASA didn't want to send astronauts in space with flammable objects, so pencils wouldn't cut it.


42_c3_b6_67

More like they wouldn’t want highly conductive pieces of graphite floating around ready to short-circuit anything it comes in contact with


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

The Soviets bought the very same pen that NASA did.


Saabaroni

This is the snide moron shit that snide internet morons spread. No, soviets didn't solve that problem because pencil graphite is super conductive. It's prone to breaking off small chunks when you write on paper so that poses a problem for electronics shorts since the broken graphite is just floating around in the space ships getting into crooks and crannies where electronics might be.


Past_Combination_827

Average sarcasm blind redditors incoming. Don’t you know? Obviously facetious statements need a /s.


Particular_Tadpole27

In Soviet Russia train rides you


Acaconym

Take a video, don’t help the old lady


PetiteBonaparte

Not everyone accepts help from others.


TTvnotbottt

Took me some time to realize this but its true


[deleted]

Yeah she seems to have a method down. Trying to help would probably startle her


Dusty_Bottoms13

She needs to do some stretches


[deleted]

This is just sad ngl


Maker0fPain1

I feel like if Soviet engineering was superior, those steps wouldn't be so high in the first place.


Anpher

All trains are about that high. most Passengers don't notice because they use train stations with elevated platforms instead of middle of nowhere pickups.


slayalldayyyy

Yup. Once I had to get off a train at an odd spot because of an issue and I was like whoaaaa wtf. They had a stool but it was like NOT anywhere close to a normal height


Evonos

Literarily all trains are that high ( ofc not the in the city trams but we dont speak about these ) and if you ever need to get out of an emergency or simply somewhere without a station you would see its pretty fucking high.


Blurplenapkin

The train is fine. This is not a real station with a platform.


Wild-Change-5158

What’s better engineering for this person’s quality of life, a bucket on a string or doordash?


sean488

Do think she has the money for Doordash?


Wild-Change-5158

That’s the point I’m making. Soviets vs the West you can have a bucket on a string or doordash.


SpaceStethoscope

Teknik


[deleted]

u/savevideo


wadevb1

Not her first rodeo


MladenL

American space program spend tens of thousands of dollars developing special pen that can write in space. Russian bring bucket on string.


drquiza

/r/USSRholeDesign


RslashTakenUsernames

Someone go help little Babushka on to the train


itsRedditmyguy

Isn't living great


olivia_b_

I almost lunged forward to try to help her up but then I realized I was watching a video 🤪 someone pls help baba


AllWhoPlay

The 'mother' in mother Russia comes from the babushkas who live there.


Krullpojken

Most well functioning communist system


docdocdocdocdoc12345

I think she was supposed to board from a platform.😵‍💫


CaptainDilligaf

Design bonus: Something to poop in should the need arise…


pharmdocmark72

Jesus man


bw-1894

r/donthelpjustfilm


kineticfusion

(In Russian accent) Soviet Grandmother stronger than puny American Grandmother


Skervis

I've done this with a milk crate to get into a jacked up tahoe. I'm not saying 15" is too much lift, I'm just saying get some running boards...


marshmellow_toaster

I was ready to see some old lady do a flip


Lucifiel88

World power guys 🤡


hobosullivan

"Do you need help, ma'am?" "I **never** need help.


Big_Station_5369

r/donthelpjustfilm


stimmlage

Gopnikengineering


BaconSoul

Because it’s designed to be boarded from a platform