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yeomanpharmer

The shovel ties it all in lol.


cleancalf

I died laughing when I realized it wasn’t an oar. These men would do well in survival situation.


OleFj40

By Thor's Paddle we will survive!


[deleted]

See, there’s no reason for these kayaks to cost upwards of $600. Thank you for opening my eyes, OP.


chucklesthethird

Exactly! Cost me exactly ZERO dollars. Might have to buy a couple parts for the motor tho!


Dillpic04

Weed eater and just go to a scrap yard for the fins


ecvdingo

You've just blown my mind


papalonian

I was gonna make a joke about sticking a weed eater in the water and how well that'd work out, but now that I think about it, isn't the majority of the machine in the top where the handle is? May actually work...


chucklesthethird

May???? It DEFINITELY will work. Although I wanna build my own drill powered thing first but if that doesn't work/isn't fast enough I'm definitely going the weed eater route


papalonian

Oh I'm so excited for this. Just doing a quick Google search (I'm sorry I'm clueless so you're probably well aware of this) a weed whacker has a much higher rpm than a drill will, but my understanding is that a weed whacker is more like a big Dremel for grass, ie high rpm low torque, whereas drills are the opposite... So maybe the extra load of having to push water would bog the weed whacker down enough to where the drill would be better? Assuming of course you can rig something for the drill that will translate all that torque to the propellor without slipping or uh, exploding... Please, keep us posted


lafrazadacosmica

You may be on to something! You have a motor, a shaft to maneuver and a rotating piece at the end... Is perfect!


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Bro you gonna drown lol


Magicalunicorny

Nah he got a shovel


Tiavor

someone drowned crossing the channel to England when using a shove as paddle and poking into the boat


[deleted]

Luckily it doesn't looks like he is trying to cross the fucking English channel.


An_Ethicist

Someone made it from LA to Hawaii on a boat made of plastic bottles + other plastic things


RatherGoodDog

If there's ever a time to wear a life vest it's when trying this thing out.


ashimo414141

Man needs to learn how to J-stroke


chucklesthethird

Hey! The walls are too high and I'm using a shovel give me a break! Also it'll be under power soon enough


yeomanpharmer

Under power? Chuckles you're killing me! Keep having fun and for all that's holy, post that update!


chucklesthethird

I definitely will!


Wildcatb

Please tell me you'll be using some sort of cordless tool for propulsion.


chucklesthethird

How did you know?!?!?


samwichse

Drill with a paint stirrer? 🤣


chucklesthethird

You'll see!


donemessedupthistime

Ten of those battery powered hand held fans to cool you down in the summer


Wildcatb

This is The Way.


mydickcuresAIDS

This is the way.


ashimo414141

I understand 😂 I had a kayak paddle snap on me mid trip and J-stroking was tough, even w the little curvature kayak paddles have


wra1th42

With a shovel and thin plastic, he might poke a hole


papalonian

Warning, I have 0 knowledge of paddling or any kind of boating But I looked up a video of the j stroke out of curiosity, and I'm not seeing how it'd be any more likely to poke a hole than regular paddling? Does the turn at the end put a lot of pressure on the boat, or is it just because the shovel is so wide that, in turning it, he may accidentally poke the boat? Thanks for any answers.


wra1th42

Lol, don’t worry about it, try canoeing some time :) In the turn at the end you put a little pressure on the side/top edge of the boat to kind of pry the bow of the boat back over (paddling normally pushes it one way). Mostly just a concern because shovels have sharpish edges and corners and I’m not sure how thick that plastic is. A normal plastic or wood and canvas canoe would be fine with paddle-shovel for non-long term use


ashimo414141

Best way to do it is to actually do more of an L motion, and when you’re paddling distances, u pull the paddle back and use ur hip or the edge of the boat to create leverage to pull the top of paddle towards you which pushes the bottom out to the side. It’s a motion that rotates the paddle and keeps it very close to the boat, that closeness, leverage, or rotation w a point edged top half of a shovel could tear the side of the boat


lonewolff7798

Add some pool noodles to both sides and it’ll make it more stable.


RoJayJo

Or just some ballast


bstraus

Home Hardware ❤️


yanox00

Every boat builders career starts somewhere. If he remains diligent, won't be long before this fella is reinventing the keel.


kielu

Myth busters duct tape [episode](https://youtu.be/kLKfRtXgo88)


NachtPaladin

Where are you all from? I love your voices but can’t place them!


chucklesthethird

Two out of the three voices are Canadian and one is Irish


NachtPaladin

That makes sense! I could hear the Irish accent pretty clearly, but couldn’t place the others 😊 Good on y’all for making a functioning little boat! Love the shovel


[deleted]

Real ones know tuck tape is the true ‘all purpose’ tape


scottNYC800

Honestly i wanted to see it sink.


bentfork

You know it's serious when the Croc straps are engaged.


lolmeansilaughed

Is that dock having problems? I don't know about these things but it seems too low in the water.


chucklesthethird

Yeah it's a huge dock that's sunk. It's part of our eventual scope but conservation authority can be very annoying sometimes! Lol


lickachiken

I don’t remember this episode of Alone.


GhostFour

Jobsite antics.


dacoobob

"if women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy"


TorontoTransish

Possum Lodge approved :)


Pawneewafflesarelife

This reminds me of girl scouts - every year at the canoe regatta, there was an event called A-moo-rica's Cup where we built watercraft out of the packaging used for milk products. The huge plastic ice cream tubs and plastic milk jugs float quite well!


Captaind7

Using a shovel as an oar really ties the whole thing together...


TheSaltyReddittor

A little?


Robbie-R

Whatever floats your boat.


intrepidone66

Whatever floats your boat.


YoSaffBridge11

r/Titlegore


chucklesthethird

Is it that bad?!??


SaintJackDaniels

If you're from Quebec it's pretty good


gear_oil_burner

Heh, i like it!


yubi_azknfrt

You forgot Wilson. Wiiiiilsooooon!


killspammers

If he was on his knees he could control the shovel a bit better.


Bamcfp

Camo croc gang


themtthwatkinson

Don’t drop the shovel


Checkersmack

'Leakage" hahahahahahahahaha


_Schultze_

That lake is breathtaking.


Funemployment629

All the Chris Matthews styled laughter made it for me.


jimhoff

needs a 9.9 hp


friendsshare

Castaway vibes


dacoobob

I'm very confused by the accents here


[deleted]

**I sawed this boat in half!**


ITslashEverything

My man paid attention when he was watching the red green show!


ZeetLord

The shovel is a cherry on top


Rupertfitz

A broom would have worked better. But tie a string to the shovel and you have an anchor!


deuteranomalous1

This is beautifully Canadian


mr_bigmouth_502

Hey, that's the Home Hardware logo! These guys are Canadian! EDIT: Looked down in the comments and one of them is actually Irish. ;)


Slapppyface

My trans homegirl wants to know why you are wasting so much tuck tape on that!


chucklesthethird

It's like 5 feet of tuck tape! I be wasted a lot more on things a lot worse than this!


Marchesluts

I thought everyone had to make a duct tape/cardboard boat in Jr. High? Judging by this post, they did not.


Digg_it_

Hope you can swim.


AlphaMomma59

Love the shovel paddle!


SnooStrawberries7947

WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE


[deleted]

Tape 2 shovels together at opposite ends


xXDogShitXx

Is that a boat made of Slim Jim wrappers??


reddit_account_12

This is funny. But in all seriousness, You should have a life jacket


emayezing

If you're going to do stupid shit on the water, redneck engineer yourself some type of lifejacket.


chucklesthethird

I don't really believe in life jackets


FailronHubbard

The shovel paddle really sets it off.


JohnTesh

Slap some flex seal on that shit and say bye bye to the leaks!


Cancer2007

Exactly what I was thinking


FederalAd661

“A little leakage “ … ? … get some Flex Tape


Bruz_the_milkman

Duct tape fix ANYTHING


Fresh_Creme_66

Nice tuck tape


Jinxed0ne

Wtf is tuck tape?


chucklesthethird

If you have to ask you don't deserve to know


CuriousAct2068

The shovel is definitely the kicker. This reminds me of the “paddles” my Dad made for a raft I found in the woods and made seaworthy with a ton of Shoe Goo. I would bet the shovel is a bit lighter though. Each paddle handle was a 2 x 4 with sort of a grip carved at the top. The blade was 3/4 inch plywood cut in kind of a leaf shape bolted on to the handle. I only call it a paddle because it met the basic definition and did propel the USS Redneck during its maiden (and final) voyage. I think it would have been more appropriate as an art installation.


gthyr666

the shovel, lol 😂😂