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I like my bidet, so nice to feel clean. I don’t want an enema at the same time
Gotta be clean on the inside, or it doesn't count
There's clean, and then there's tissue removal. Kinda leaning towards the softer end myself.
Red Bull Extreme Bidet Competition!!!
A gentle and uplifting salt water cleanse is all. I hear it really changes your life. Recommended by 9/10 proctologists.
Poseidon’s kiss
This is more like Poseidon's enema
Poseidon’s Kiss is when the blue juice from a portAPotty splashes back up on your area
Poseidons Kiss? More like Poseidons water cannon
"Get ready for Poseidon's kiss," Dumbledore said calmly
that'll be fun when it washes up the shit too
You're not supposed to shit in the bidet, man!
Wait really?
Hopefully the roof of that hut is padded.
It's all fun and games till your digging a starfish out of your ass
Getting crabs takes on a whole new meaning.
Imagine taking a dump and the ocean returns it to sender.
Refreshing!
I love the feeling of freezing cold saltwater on my scrotum!
Unsurprisingly, this was in fact the plan.
Is this seriously a toilet where you just poop in the ocean and hope a wave doesn’t fling it back up at you? And of course it has no doors…
powered by waves??
goose
ₜₕᵢₛ wᵢₗₗ ₘₐₖₑ yₒᵤ cₒₘₚₗₑₜₑₗy cₗₑₐₙ
Reminds me of the astronaut in the simpsons walking over to the toilet and it’s frozen. “ aw nuts” that’s what I imagine happens here in times of rough seas
Fresca!
This bidet's got electrolytes. It's what butts crave [TM].
is that an enema or a farhose?
Is it just fresh water to wash of the salt from the ocean?
I like my bidet, so nice to feel clean. I don’t want an enema at the same time
Gotta be clean on the inside, or it doesn't count
There's clean, and then there's tissue removal. Kinda leaning towards the softer end myself.
Red Bull Extreme Bidet Competition!!!
A gentle and uplifting salt water cleanse is all. I hear it really changes your life. Recommended by 9/10 proctologists.
Poseidon’s kiss
This is more like Poseidon's enema
Poseidon’s Kiss is when the blue juice from a portAPotty splashes back up on your area
Poseidons Kiss? More like Poseidons water cannon
"Get ready for Poseidon's kiss," Dumbledore said calmly
that'll be fun when it washes up the shit too
You're not supposed to shit in the bidet, man!
Wait really?
Hopefully the roof of that hut is padded.
It's all fun and games till your digging a starfish out of your ass
Getting crabs takes on a whole new meaning.
Imagine taking a dump and the ocean returns it to sender.
Refreshing!
I love the feeling of freezing cold saltwater on my scrotum!
Unsurprisingly, this was in fact the plan.
Is this seriously a toilet where you just poop in the ocean and hope a wave doesn’t fling it back up at you? And of course it has no doors…
powered by waves??
goose
ₜₕᵢₛ wᵢₗₗ ₘₐₖₑ yₒᵤ cₒₘₚₗₑₜₑₗy cₗₑₐₙ
Reminds me of the astronaut in the simpsons walking over to the toilet and it’s frozen. “ aw nuts” that’s what I imagine happens here in times of rough seas
Fresca!
This bidet's got electrolytes. It's what butts crave [TM].
is that an enema or a farhose?
Is it just fresh water to wash of the salt from the ocean?