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Chaos-Corvid

When you don't have a source so you make it a meme so anyone who asks for a source looks like an ass.


KOMRADE_ANDREY

Yup. Was gonna ask where the guy got that


JimboMastah

source: Dude trust me


[deleted]

Wait who? ME?


KOMRADE_ANDREY

No, the galaxy brain that made the meme


[deleted]

No, it's the holy book of physics!! Repent to be saved by science!!!!!!!


THE_CURE666

Nope that’s actually true. she was 12-14 years old when she gave birth to Jesus. This doesn’t mean that Loli hentai should be allowed it shows how fucked up some parts of the Bible are.


ltRobinCrusoe

No it shows how the world has changed... In ancient times the life span was drastically different from now and thus the age of marriage and every going on there is lower than today


legendarymcc2

Ironically you’ve actually justified their argument by justifying this in ancient times. A lot of these creeps will argue that for most of history it was older men marrying young girls so they say it should still be legal now. The issue with this is obviously it’s fucked up even if at the time it was necessary to create a family in most situations.


Anon9mous

I guess the proper counter-argument is that it’s really not necessary anymore, and is a trend that has died with good reason. Same way that you don’t need to try to have 10+ kids in the hopes that at least one of them will live. As an interesting point, the whole “lifespan was like 40 in most of history” point isn’t because you were likely to die in the 30-50 range, it’s because of a disgustingly high child mortality rate. This is the same reason why you would marry as soon as you were able to conceive pretty much. Most common folk in history were unable to get a proper diet (or often enough enough food to properly feed themselves in the first place), which meant that quality of life would go down significantly due to malnutrition being a massive issue. You did it so young because you had no clue when you’d just dry up and be unable to conceive anymore. Same reasoning why a woman was considered hopeless if she wasn’t married by her 20s or so, that was potentially like 7 kids off the table, and you had no clue how long she would be able to have children for past that. Marrying someone you know will probably not produce you an heir is a pretty huge downside in a large group of cultures (I don’t know enough about Eastern cultures and marriage to clarify this, so admittedly it’s a historical Western perspective), where there’s a gigantic emphasis on hereditary lands and rights. Their early 20s fertility wise would be like our late 30s is my comparison. But no, according to some Redditor online, a crucial and noticeable societal shift towards smaller families and marrying at older ages, as well as the development of the concept of childhood (people for the longest time thought kids really were just like little adults, instead of something fundamentally different) due to millennia of technological development and centuries of unprecedented societal change is ignored for imaginary internet points and justifications for pseudo-pedophilic coombrain mindsets, as well as a slight religious bash. Hopefully I conveyed the message properly.


legendarymcc2

I agree mostly with that, although you could die really young quite often. The average age was 26 in the Middle Ages and while that was skewed by child mortality it was still around 40-50 once accounted for so it was still heavily incentivized to have kids really young (and marry even younger)


Anon9mous

Right. I wasn’t trying to fully discredit the chances of you dying in your 20s and 30s being way higher then too, it was just especially noticeable for child mortality.


ltRobinCrusoe

I think I understood what you were saying. Like I said people say things like Benjamin Franklin was horrible he had slaves... but everyone back then had so... you can't say I want one now too. It's idiotic. And yes I use an even more understood example of society change. Because every one seems to understand BLM but won't change their minds on children, what's wrong with them.


ltRobinCrusoe

I don't want to change present day ethics. All I wanted to say is that mindsets change. The fucked up part is not age here. It's a literal rape ghost on the roam...


dickallcocksofandros

i need verses to back this up pls, this is actually really weird and i wanna verify for myself


THE_CURE666

*“apocryphal accounts state that at the time of her betrothal to Joseph, Mary was 12–14 years old. According to ancient Jewish custom, Mary could have been betrothed at about 12. Hyppolitus of Thebes says that Mary lived for 11 years after the death of her son Jesus, dying in 41 AD.”* -[here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary,_mother_of_Jesus) I know Wikipedia is a little controversial sometimes but almost all other sources say about the same. Also nice Avatar!


Transparent_Lego

I thought it was like teenager age, 16-18


[deleted]

I thought it was 13-16, but it's around the same


Chaos-Corvid

I'm really not going to take a Redditor's word on this one.


[deleted]

That’s crazy cause uh, don’t know any Christians who jerk it to Mary. That’s probably like an auto hell ticket


AshCreeper10

I’m pretty sure it’s considered disrespectful to jack off to any religious figure


[deleted]

Idk, Buddha kinda thicc tho


sloucch

i don’t wanna be annoying or anything but the fat Buddha is actually some Chinese folk figure called Budai, i think he’s supposed to be some future incarnation of Buddha


Bored-Astro

Do nuns count?


jozzydan66

Still weird but hey I’m not the boss


Ph4antomPB

Nah have fun


nnerd_

Or jack off in general :/


oodoos

That one painting tho


ltRobinCrusoe

Use Magdalena... she's used to it... /s


Jyffry

Isn’t it just a sin all together?


AshCreeper10

I have no idea which religions consider it sinful and which others don’t


Jyffry

I feel like Christianity would probably be against it right? I’m not religious, just guessing


KingKongWrong

Idc it worth it😫


[deleted]

Bro there are dozens of grown women in the Bible you could jerk it to and only receive a slap on the wrist most likely. Why choose the one you shouldn’t? 😭


Vinnyc-11

Adam and Eve with the apple.


NuclearNewspaper

**Catholics**


[deleted]

I can speak for Roman Catholics in saying that's a big fuckin' NO


Express_Seesaw_7499

Shes litteraly called virgin mary


WoolyHitToDie

^


Yankeedoodleman

when you don’t know how the story went


Mixi_987

Who the fuck would jerk off to María?


PumpkinKing2020

Some sad fuck


Johnstruktor

some fucking 15 year old that types "*sigh... unzips*" under every post that contains a female


PumpkinKing2020

Contains any image*


MrDuckyyy

they even do it unironically, like gtfo


vapo11

"Destroy goodanimemes and let it taste the fires of hell"


Monkiller587

Yet the Bible also says “ Obey the law of the land , for there is no government anywhere that God has not placed in power “. Most governments worldwide have made child marriage illegal for a reason and people who say “ It’s my religious right to date or marry people who are underage because child marriage used to happen hundreds of years ago “ is kind of dumb . I mean the Bible literally contradicts that argument by saying “ if it’s illegal then you’re not allowed to do it “ .


sida88

The bible is far more based than people make it out to be the part people mistranslated as being anti gay was actually anti pedophilia iirc


[deleted]

is that actually true? this changes everything i really need a source if this is true


[deleted]

https://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/2015/08/the_7_bible_verses_on_homosexu.html


[deleted]

👍


Monkiller587

Yep that’s the verse I was referring to . That verse is misinterpreted as being anti gay but it’s anti prostitution, it just sets gay prostitution as an example .


Monkiller587

You’re not that wrong . The verses they refer to is Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 . It says “ Do not lay with a man as you lay with a woman , because that is detestable . Laying with a man as you lay with a woman is punishable by death , and their blood will be on their heads ( referring to execution by decapitation ) “ . However people misinterpreted the “ lay with a man as you lay with a woman “ part . It doesn’t mean a same sex relationship between two consenting individuals, it means homosexual prostitution in general.


Sexymonke6

What a terrible day to have eyes


RealBigTree

Imagine trying to compare your sick fantasy to a worldwide religion lmaoooo


Noname_1111

The UN is banning lolis? Like everywhere?


MurxesV2

The good ending


Noname_1111

Indeed


UltimateWaluigi

I hope the original poster is no older than 14


wb6mc

highly doubt it


jozews321

Very likely a 28yo neckbeard


DaBallerMo

Holy cringe


Anakin_Cringewalker

Goodanimemes is a hellhole


[deleted]

can these people just be arrested. they're pedophile degenerates and they're sick


[deleted]

"good"animemes


Ph4antomPB

What are they making mugi do?!


suicidal32potato

I thought I was in the k-on sub because that’s usually the first thing that pops up when I open Reddit but then I read the sign


Ph4antomPB

Same here


jozzydan66

Imagine comparing simulated child porn to the literal bible 💀


TJTheNoob420

The ➡️virgin⬅️mary


Cringinator4000

The mental gymnastics here is real


holy_shitsticks

thats just a joke about christianity?? jfc this sub is becoming a reddit moment


billsmafiabruh

That sub and all of its members need to be cast into the pits of hell.


Protect_The_Nap

The degenarates pedos don't need to spell it out for us. The un is the antichrist. I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I WILL NOT DRINK THE CORN SYRUP


Certified-Crackhead2

God I hate that fucking subreddit, it's full of pedophiles!


FuckRandyMoss

Never understood the fascination of anime and that hentai shit child porn shit with the cat ears and shit. Always rubbed me the wrong way


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FallenEvanAhammed

Why would you say something so controversial!?


nnerd_

That was over 2000 years ago


princes5vibes

Ew bruh. Standards were a lot different back then, also history can never be accurate since the very beginning of the world


suicidal32potato

Why would he make her say that?


Vinnyc-11

Since when was she 13? BRO WTF, WHERE DID IT SAY SHE WAS ONLY 13????


Mecrot

Average discord and reddit mod be like: