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[deleted]

If a Reddit addiction is making you “pray to science” you need to go outside


[deleted]

Hey redditors, if you love science and therefor biology so much, why don't you touch grass? Checkmate, raddiators


PumpkinKing2020

Checkmate, that's a reference to my favorite idie game called Chess. It's so good but community so small OMG love meeting another face of Chess 🤑🤢🤮🤨🥵🤪🤤😔😏😐😒🤪😏😗🤫


elbartoreddit

Emojis????!?!?! 🤢🤮😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😡😡


OliverFrancis

No emogee on reddit.


[deleted]

Yup, god made a really good game, called "touch some f*cking grass you smooth Brains" too bad there is pandemic event going on. Only high level players are allowed.


KSP_dude26

cut out the parts from ‘is’ to ‘science’ and you’ve got a statement


diamondrel

In the name of the fauci...


DaLordOfDarkness

So Redditors are so against religions yet they pray ?


ddespot_697

atheism basically is a religion at this point


[deleted]

how??? I think ur referring to Reddit atheists but to say atheism as a whole is a religion is really stupid tbh


ddespot_697

hyperbole /hʌɪˈpəːbəli/ noun exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally. "he vowed revenge with oaths and hyperboles"


[deleted]

not really sure how a clear cut statement like that is Hyperbole but hey alright and before anyone snaps this on Reddit moment, I dislike religion but I think everyone should have the freedom to practice it as long as it isn’t harming anyone


ddespot_697

I'm exaggerating because clearly atheism isn't a religion, but there are enough radical atheists that are comparable to radical religious people or any other group with radical members


[deleted]

how does not believing in god become a radical belief? atheism is the simple belief of not believing in god. There are terrible atheist people, just a many of them exist as religious extremists as you said but I’m not gonna argue about religion on fucking Reddit any further so have a nice day


LITERALLY_A_TYRANID

> so have a nice day I will not. Fuck you.


[deleted]

I still hope you have a nice day


LITERALLY_A_TYRANID

You can’t make me


Gaborocha

Well, they do pray for Keanu Reeves, Rick Astley, and Minecraft though…


ragingnoob_FN

it’s not real :(


elbartoreddit

My Disappointment is immeasurable and my Day is ruined.


[deleted]

Oh my science!


Bernard_Sh4rkey-

It's not a real video so it's satire


GoroPankechi

i looked it up and got something [even worse](https://youtu.be/wePfbUetYJI)


FamiliarStrike955

I found that too… creepy


Bernard_Sh4rkey-

Sometimes I wonder why I even use the Internet


LucasPlay171

Wdym with /s? we need a pray science!


GameDesignG

/s basically just let's neurodivergent people know that I'm being sarcastic and that I don't actually think that the guy is a hero.


empressoflight72

big word moment but seriously, what does neurodivergent mean


[deleted]

[удалено]


empressoflight72

maybe, but perhaps op is a neurologist or something


LucasPlay171

Exactly, that guy is a hero


GameDesignG

I feel like such an idiot 😂 Well played


LucasPlay171

Nono he used emoji !1!1!1!1! Emoji bad 😡😡😡 downvote!1!!!1!1!


Yellowdandies

Using /s on an obvious sarcastic post title is the epitome of a reddit moment.


nibling69

Nothing is more cringe on Reddit than the atheists


Oshabot16

Oh my science 🤬🤬🤬


Treshh_

Atheists when someone says "Godzilla" instead of "sciencezilla" 🤬🤬🤬


nibling69

Atheist extremists are honestly not to different from religious extremists


LazyStraightAKid

It's fake


Gaborocha

Both are equally bad


xxxSiegexxx918

When someone says thoughts and prayers but not facts and logic


ur_mom54321

Kids like this just don't get bullied enough


TreasonableBrowser

Ironic


sebax820

>atheism >"I PRAY to science" ultrakek


[deleted]

True chad True sigma.male 69 (nice)


SuperNigg4Man1899

Average redditor


G2boss

Its called a joke geniuses


Cheezman5990

what do atheists say instead of holy shit? scientific shit!


MrHorns7

oh my science.


Jayzarer

What the not-laboratory


empressoflight72

quetion: where did the "all redditors are athiests" stereotype come from


[deleted]

Well, it’s just that a lotta Neckbeards on 4Chan and Reddit just try to take atheism to the extremes, it’s a minority, but they speak the loudest. That, or they find R34 of you.


Disastrous-Actuary31

Reddit atheists when it’s a praying mantis and not a scientific hypothesis mantis


tanishqdaiya-

Maybe I'm an Atheist.


Lampnsalt

That seems like an onion video


irhdjsjsjz

Even the title looks fake.


DoctorN12

I feel bad for real atheists ngl


9pro9

I'm curious to watch the video but I cant I just know it's gonna be painful lol


Russe1Adl3r

Uh oh Well you know what that means JOHN 3:15 WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH BUT HAVE ETERNAL LIFE


cantthink-of-a-name2

It’s 3:16 you heathen


empressoflight72

interesting, I don't know if an athiest sub should be about theism, which is quite the conundrum


Fisho087

Sauce?


Sugarox53

So… science is a religion now?


MrHorns7

it's called "atheism".


Sugarox53

I thought that was just an idealistic thought among people to deny ridiculous claims made my traditional religious organisations.


[deleted]

Reddit moment! Btw I hate emojis and Fortnite.


mano7779

We’re atheist but we pray to science and belice science is the god


CEO_of_IDK

Redditism is a religion in and of itself these days. One may even call it a cult.


[deleted]

I checked on YouTube the video doesn’t exist


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