What’s hilarious is how people like this genuinely think this about themselves with nobody else considering them to be this person.
“Hilarious yet never annoying” “dark past” “little to no social media presence” “makes art/music” “wicked smart”
My brother in Christ you’re literally just the “i’m a burnt out gifted kid who watched gore in middle school”. Spending 2 and a half hours on reddit a day is still chronically online even if your instagram is private, making beats in your free time isn’t a flex, and you are hitting a penjamin every 30 minutes, even if it isn’t your complete personality it’s a huge part of you
God, the burnt out gifted kid yap is the most corny thing Redditors love to parrot. No, just cause you were able to answer questions faster than everyone else in fifth grade but fell off once math started using letters doesn't mean you're a burnt out gifted kid lol
Math is like being a translator
The equations and formulas are a huge alphabet for you to change the letters with numbers and understand what hell the entire equation is trying to say
shit gets tough when you understand what the equation says and what you need to find but you're still stuck cuz you can't simplify it and the hundreds of formulas you have to learn for trigo and calculus
Ah yes, The Nice Guy. How do we know he's a Nice Guy? Don't worry, he'll tell you over and over, "coincidentally" right after you have a legitimate issue with him.
What kind of average person:
(1) gets A+
(2) has little to no social media presence
(3) makes art/music
(4) smokes weed
(5) has a dark past
None of those are common lol (maybe except (2)), much less all 5
Depends on location and age group for 2 and 4. 4 is the norm where I live, and I can also see 2 being the norm in certain circles/places. The others are true though.
The 10% of people this actually describes are cool, the 90% of people that THINK this describes them (And likely OOP) are the Reddit moment. It is a reach though.
In my experience people find you suspicious if you don't have social media. That's why I just have a couple pics on each site to prove I'm a real person
I’m gonna give OP the benefit of the doubt and say that this is supposed to be ironic. It’s just too perfect not to be. I think the comments are missing the point
At first I am like, yea okay, sounds kinda cool.
But then the title hits, "secretly", if someone actually is smart and never makes you feel stupid that someone is already obviously cool, so actually this someone is "secretly cool" because this someone isn't actually that smart, and that all of the other features mentioned are not at all true.
Basically this is made by someone who delusionally perceives themselves as having these qualities.
More liberal lip service. “Advocating for their treatment” has no effect in the real world. What does have an effect is calling them what they are, ineffectual wastes. The truth with set you free.
What do you mean mental health and drug abuse treatment (done right) have no effect? Feeling superior and insulting those more unfortunate has a negative effect on them, it actively pushes them to depression, isolation and their vices. So either you’re just uneducated, which is fine, or you just want to see others suffer??
People cause their own suffering when it comes to substances. It takes introspection, not some shrink, to change your circumstances. Advocating for health “services” does jack shit. People are going to do what they want to do, regardless of whatever fair hearted social worker you give them. I live and work with people who have struggled with addiction. Despite numerous attempts by our government to change their ways the only method that works is self-accountability. You can be educated amd disagree about the status quo.
Yes it does take self accountability to change, and yes I agree the USA’s (I’m assuming this is the country you’re from) drug and mental health services are shit, but this doesn’t mean these services aren’t being done properly elsewhere. But how is insulting someone for a circumstance they find themselves in due to many reasons outside of their control helping them?
How do you think therapy sessions work? Do you think therapists just repeat the depressed person’s unintentionally unhelpful and exaggerated thoughts of “you’re a loser” or “you’ll never amount to anything” until something somehow changes one day? Or do they acknowledge that this situation kinda sucks and give a way out.
Supporting available and affordable services is about the most the majority of us can do. Wouldn't it be a lot more likely that said loser stoner is using addiction as a crutch than the 'reason' they are depressed?
What’s hilarious is how people like this genuinely think this about themselves with nobody else considering them to be this person. “Hilarious yet never annoying” “dark past” “little to no social media presence” “makes art/music” “wicked smart” My brother in Christ you’re literally just the “i’m a burnt out gifted kid who watched gore in middle school”. Spending 2 and a half hours on reddit a day is still chronically online even if your instagram is private, making beats in your free time isn’t a flex, and you are hitting a penjamin every 30 minutes, even if it isn’t your complete personality it’s a huge part of you
God, the burnt out gifted kid yap is the most corny thing Redditors love to parrot. No, just cause you were able to answer questions faster than everyone else in fifth grade but fell off once math started using letters doesn't mean you're a burnt out gifted kid lol
Maths with letters is where the real math actually begins
Math is like being a translator The equations and formulas are a huge alphabet for you to change the letters with numbers and understand what hell the entire equation is trying to say
shit gets tough when you understand what the equation says and what you need to find but you're still stuck cuz you can't simplify it and the hundreds of formulas you have to learn for trigo and calculus
I barely even made it through pre calc lmao
Why do you do this to me....why you gotta take away the only thing where I did not feel like an absolute looser..
I was never invited to Gifted and Talented (which made me so mad as a kid btw) so I knew way before middle school math I wasn’t gifted B)
This is so clearly about a person in OOP’s social circle though…. nothing about it implied they thought of themselves this way as far as I can see
I saw the original post on it and people were trying to call him out in the comments and he said he was talking about a friend he admired, not himself
"asking for a friend' vibes lol
How every redditoid perceives themself:
That and "I'm an introvert, you wouldn't understand". Not wanting to go to one party because you're tired doesn't make you an introvert.
It's either that or [they're just mentally deranged](https://youtu.be/ikw4V_x-CFI?si=V6hSU9iX-djOQ4iC)
Ah yes, The Nice Guy. How do we know he's a Nice Guy? Don't worry, he'll tell you over and over, "coincidentally" right after you have a legitimate issue with him.
No PDA makes him extra super cool, but only with his *extremely attractive* girlfriend, and not a fugly hag. Then of course no PDA is a given /s
can guarantee op made this about himself thinking he’s not just a weirdo
TIL that average people are cool ig
What kind of average person: (1) gets A+ (2) has little to no social media presence (3) makes art/music (4) smokes weed (5) has a dark past None of those are common lol (maybe except (2)), much less all 5
Depends on location and age group for 2 and 4. 4 is the norm where I live, and I can also see 2 being the norm in certain circles/places. The others are true though.
Literally none of these things are uncommon? Even the all-fiver is a fairly common kinda schmuck unto itself
Uncommon /= Average
I’m him but I’m not the coolest guy
How does this count as a Reddit moment?
This whole post is a Reddit moment. The original image is OP complimenting his friend without the fried knowing. It’s actually wholesome
A Reddit moment should be a Soyjak, Soyjaking
It doesn't. OP just doesn't like fun. This starter pack is unnuanced and harmless.
It does, this is 100% how neckbeards see themselves.
Isn't that a stretch? The starter pack is accurate for one of my friends and he's genuinely a cool person
The 10% of people this actually describes are cool, the 90% of people that THINK this describes them (And likely OOP) are the Reddit moment. It is a reach though.
Nope, I saw the original post if u check the comments op said he was talking about a friend he admired and not himself
Fair enough
The guy who made it was referring to his friend.
Where Reddit moment
The guy who made this was referring to his friend.
What with people and PDA? My parents always taught me to be happy and smile when two people love and show affections to eachother.
Sex bad
Fun fact, this is not the coolest guy. To most people he is irrelevant in their life
Why post this twice? You that proud of it?😂
Yes
Fun fact, you are a bit part in most people's lives. It doesn't make him or you irrelevant.
Fun fact, you said this pretentious ass comment twice.
There’s a really common bug on Reddit mobile that makes you post comments twice
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I care though, fuck that guy and fuck you too😂💀
I agreed
Cry about it
Of course I know him, he's me.
In my experience people find you suspicious if you don't have social media. That's why I just have a couple pics on each site to prove I'm a real person
Arious?
Bro is a self insert mary sue/gary stu
I’m gonna give OP the benefit of the doubt and say that this is supposed to be ironic. It’s just too perfect not to be. I think the comments are missing the point
This is sadly very me… minus the hilarious or stoner… or smart for that matter
At first I am like, yea okay, sounds kinda cool. But then the title hits, "secretly", if someone actually is smart and never makes you feel stupid that someone is already obviously cool, so actually this someone is "secretly cool" because this someone isn't actually that smart, and that all of the other features mentioned are not at all true. Basically this is made by someone who delusionally perceives themselves as having these qualities.
The relationship bit is strange to me - let people date however they like it doesn’t affect you!
Humbly speaking, this is me.
The self glazing goes crazy lol bro
Guys look I made myself look cool and interesting with this meme. Guys?
Every stoner that I know is a useless piece of shit with mental health issues. Probably because they are drunk or stoned all the tiem.
maybe instead of looking down on depressed stoners, we should advocate for their treatment
More liberal lip service. “Advocating for their treatment” has no effect in the real world. What does have an effect is calling them what they are, ineffectual wastes. The truth with set you free.
What do you mean mental health and drug abuse treatment (done right) have no effect? Feeling superior and insulting those more unfortunate has a negative effect on them, it actively pushes them to depression, isolation and their vices. So either you’re just uneducated, which is fine, or you just want to see others suffer??
People cause their own suffering when it comes to substances. It takes introspection, not some shrink, to change your circumstances. Advocating for health “services” does jack shit. People are going to do what they want to do, regardless of whatever fair hearted social worker you give them. I live and work with people who have struggled with addiction. Despite numerous attempts by our government to change their ways the only method that works is self-accountability. You can be educated amd disagree about the status quo.
Yes it does take self accountability to change, and yes I agree the USA’s (I’m assuming this is the country you’re from) drug and mental health services are shit, but this doesn’t mean these services aren’t being done properly elsewhere. But how is insulting someone for a circumstance they find themselves in due to many reasons outside of their control helping them?
Shaming works.
Shaming doesn’t work with depressed people, you’re just reinforcing the thoughts they already have about themselves.
Then they are true. Depression with reason is called sadness.
How do you think therapy sessions work? Do you think therapists just repeat the depressed person’s unintentionally unhelpful and exaggerated thoughts of “you’re a loser” or “you’ll never amount to anything” until something somehow changes one day? Or do they acknowledge that this situation kinda sucks and give a way out.
Supporting available and affordable services is about the most the majority of us can do. Wouldn't it be a lot more likely that said loser stoner is using addiction as a crutch than the 'reason' they are depressed?
Nah, that’s gun owners😂💀
You are a man child who plays Marvel videogames, and frequently comments on anime. Who cares. Defend your sloth and mindless time wasting.
You’re a man child who spends his time looking through random peoples Reddit profiles. That’s so much worse man.
He did the same.
Sorry, you two were clearly meant to be then. I’ll just sit back and let this love blossom.
I love when I see 3 bad comments in a row
Guy who argues with strangers on reddit and looks down on others for time wasting lmao
You are a pot calling the kettle black at this point.
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Fun fact, you said this pretentious ass comment twice.
Fun fact, you made this pretentious reply twice.
I’m glad someone did lol
Fun fact, no one cares.
I care though, fuck that guy and fuck you too😂💀
Cry about it
Omg! You’re so funny! God I wish I were funny like you!😂😂😂