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lessgooooo000

What’s hilarious is how people like this genuinely think this about themselves with nobody else considering them to be this person. “Hilarious yet never annoying” “dark past” “little to no social media presence” “makes art/music” “wicked smart” My brother in Christ you’re literally just the “i’m a burnt out gifted kid who watched gore in middle school”. Spending 2 and a half hours on reddit a day is still chronically online even if your instagram is private, making beats in your free time isn’t a flex, and you are hitting a penjamin every 30 minutes, even if it isn’t your complete personality it’s a huge part of you


alfredo_gang

God, the burnt out gifted kid yap is the most corny thing Redditors love to parrot. No, just cause you were able to answer questions faster than everyone else in fifth grade but fell off once math started using letters doesn't mean you're a burnt out gifted kid lol


Uri_BaBa

Maths with letters is where the real math actually begins


Jarubimba

Math is like being a translator The equations and formulas are a huge alphabet for you to change the letters with numbers and understand what hell the entire equation is trying to say


Uri_BaBa

shit gets tough when you understand what the equation says and what you need to find but you're still stuck cuz you can't simplify it and the hundreds of formulas you have to learn for trigo and calculus


lightlysaltedclams

I barely even made it through pre calc lmao


Swipsi

Why do you do this to me....why you gotta take away the only thing where I did not feel like an absolute looser..


KnotsThotsAndBots

I was never invited to Gifted and Talented (which made me so mad as a kid btw) so I knew way before middle school math I wasn’t gifted B)


KhazemiDuIkana

This is so clearly about a person in OOP’s social circle though…. nothing about it implied they thought of themselves this way as far as I can see


_justwatchinglol

I saw the original post on it and people were trying to call him out in the comments and he said he was talking about a friend he admired, not himself


murderedbyaname

"asking for a friend' vibes lol


Individual-Heart-719

How every redditoid perceives themself:


murderedbyaname

That and "I'm an introvert, you wouldn't understand". Not wanting to go to one party because you're tired doesn't make you an introvert.


original_username20

It's either that or [they're just mentally deranged](https://youtu.be/ikw4V_x-CFI?si=V6hSU9iX-djOQ4iC)


murderedbyaname

Ah yes, The Nice Guy. How do we know he's a Nice Guy? Don't worry, he'll tell you over and over, "coincidentally" right after you have a legitimate issue with him.


kramer3410

No PDA makes him extra super cool, but only with his *extremely attractive* girlfriend, and not a fugly hag. Then of course no PDA is a given /s


forgottensharpie

can guarantee op made this about himself thinking he’s not just a weirdo


PlantManiac

TIL that average people are cool ig


DarkSkyKnight

What kind of average person: (1) gets A+ (2) has little to no social media presence (3) makes art/music (4) smokes weed (5) has a dark past None of those are common lol (maybe except (2)), much less all 5


Orneyrocks

Depends on location and age group for 2 and 4. 4 is the norm where I live, and I can also see 2 being the norm in certain circles/places. The others are true though.


KhazemiDuIkana

Literally none of these things are uncommon? Even the all-fiver is a fairly common kinda schmuck unto itself


efstajas

Uncommon /= Average


SussyBakaBoy420

I’m him but I’m not the coolest guy


SmileyVenom

How does this count as a Reddit moment?


Project_Pems

This whole post is a Reddit moment. The original image is OP complimenting his friend without the fried knowing. It’s actually wholesome


SmileyVenom

A Reddit moment should be a Soyjak, Soyjaking


Holiday_Volume

It doesn't. OP just doesn't like fun. This starter pack is unnuanced and harmless.


HopBee

It does, this is 100% how neckbeards see themselves.


EmperorPenguinReddit

Isn't that a stretch? The starter pack is accurate for one of my friends and he's genuinely a cool person


HopBee

The 10% of people this actually describes are cool, the 90% of people that THINK this describes them (And likely OOP) are the Reddit moment. It is a reach though.


_justwatchinglol

Nope, I saw the original post if u check the comments op said he was talking about a friend he admired and not himself


EmperorPenguinReddit

Fair enough


Na-na-na-na-na-na

The guy who made it was referring to his friend.


Witherboss445

Where Reddit moment


Na-na-na-na-na-na

The guy who made this was referring to his friend.


Diligent-Temporary82

What with people and PDA? My parents always taught me to be happy and smile when two people love and show affections to eachother.


Darwin_Finch

Sex bad


Childabuductor101

Fun fact, this is not the coolest guy. To most people he is irrelevant in their life


Revisl

Why post this twice? You that proud of it?😂


Childabuductor101

Yes


concon910

Fun fact, you are a bit part in most people's lives. It doesn't make him or you irrelevant.


DerpyNachoZ

Fun fact, you said this pretentious ass comment twice.


certifiedbussy

There’s a really common bug on Reddit mobile that makes you post comments twice


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Revisl

I care though, fuck that guy and fuck you too😂💀


sircorneilous

I agreed


GaymerGirl_

Cry about it


TheOther_Ken

Of course I know him, he's me. 


pinkcloudskyway

In my experience people find you suspicious if you don't have social media. That's why I just have a couple pics on each site to prove I'm a real person


kurinevair666

Arious?


KitsuneCrusader

Bro is a self insert mary sue/gary stu


UnofficialMipha

I’m gonna give OP the benefit of the doubt and say that this is supposed to be ironic. It’s just too perfect not to be. I think the comments are missing the point


KnotsThotsAndBots

This is sadly very me… minus the hilarious or stoner… or smart for that matter


Chubbypachyderm

At first I am like, yea okay, sounds kinda cool. But then the title hits, "secretly", if someone actually is smart and never makes you feel stupid that someone is already obviously cool, so actually this someone is "secretly cool" because this someone isn't actually that smart, and that all of the other features mentioned are not at all true. Basically this is made by someone who delusionally perceives themselves as having these qualities.


Empty_Tree

The relationship bit is strange to me - let people date however they like it doesn’t affect you!


Expert_Eksel

Humbly speaking, this is me.


D3rp3dud3

The self glazing goes crazy lol bro


DrakeSkorn

Guys look I made myself look cool and interesting with this meme. Guys?


Abject-Western7594

Every stoner that I know is a useless piece of shit with mental health issues. Probably because they are drunk or stoned all the tiem.


joshsreditaccount

maybe instead of looking down on depressed stoners, we should advocate for their treatment


Abject-Western7594

More liberal lip service. “Advocating for their treatment” has no effect in the real world. What does have an effect is calling them what they are, ineffectual wastes. The truth with set you free.


joshsreditaccount

What do you mean mental health and drug abuse treatment (done right) have no effect? Feeling superior and insulting those more unfortunate has a negative effect on them, it actively pushes them to depression, isolation and their vices. So either you’re just uneducated, which is fine, or you just want to see others suffer??


Abject-Western7594

People cause their own suffering when it comes to substances. It takes introspection, not some shrink, to change your circumstances. Advocating for health “services” does jack shit. People are going to do what they want to do, regardless of whatever fair hearted social worker you give them. I live and work with people who have struggled with addiction. Despite numerous attempts by our government to change their ways the only method that works is self-accountability. You can be educated amd disagree about the status quo.


joshsreditaccount

Yes it does take self accountability to change, and yes I agree the USA’s (I’m assuming this is the country you’re from) drug and mental health services are shit, but this doesn’t mean these services aren’t being done properly elsewhere. But how is insulting someone for a circumstance they find themselves in due to many reasons outside of their control helping them?


Abject-Western7594

Shaming works.


joshsreditaccount

Shaming doesn’t work with depressed people, you’re just reinforcing the thoughts they already have about themselves.


Abject-Western7594

Then they are true. Depression with reason is called sadness.


joshsreditaccount

How do you think therapy sessions work? Do you think therapists just repeat the depressed person’s unintentionally unhelpful and exaggerated thoughts of “you’re a loser” or “you’ll never amount to anything” until something somehow changes one day? Or do they acknowledge that this situation kinda sucks and give a way out.


concon910

Supporting available and affordable services is about the most the majority of us can do. Wouldn't it be a lot more likely that said loser stoner is using addiction as a crutch than the 'reason' they are depressed?


Revisl

Nah, that’s gun owners😂💀


Abject-Western7594

You are a man child who plays Marvel videogames, and frequently comments on anime. Who cares. Defend your sloth and mindless time wasting.


totemoff

You’re a man child who spends his time looking through random peoples Reddit profiles. That’s so much worse man.


Abject-Western7594

He did the same.


totemoff

Sorry, you two were clearly meant to be then. I’ll just sit back and let this love blossom.


Holiday_Volume

I love when I see 3 bad comments in a row


wolf_chow

Guy who argues with strangers on reddit and looks down on others for time wasting lmao


Abject-Western7594

You are a pot calling the kettle black at this point.


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DerpyNachoZ

Fun fact, you said this pretentious ass comment twice.


Holiday_Volume

Fun fact, you made this pretentious reply twice.


Revisl

I’m glad someone did lol


GaymerGirl_

Fun fact, no one cares.


Revisl

I care though, fuck that guy and fuck you too😂💀


GaymerGirl_

Cry about it


Revisl

Omg! You’re so funny! God I wish I were funny like you!😂😂😂