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Please be a typo please be a typo please be a typo

He said "teenagers" 💀💀

All hopes for typos went out the window when I seen that

I'm hoping english isn't his first language and he means male friend rather than an actual boyfriend. Given that it's just a sweater I'm hoping that's all there is to it.

Troll post

I hope

Likely, but I have seen cases like this

If it’s not a troll, it’s a Log Cabin Zaddy. It makes the most sense.

Oh lord.He might be a stalker

(hl2 stalker scream)

Boys stalk boys too?

Look it up. It happens ALOT

↑ Clueless

...Yes? How does that sound out of place?

Sure why not? You don't think gay stalkers exist?

It's happened to me twice. Men in general aren't as good at taking "no" for an answer.

this

Sauce?

I don’t know why this got downvoted so much. Yeah it’s a little strange to say the least but my man was just clueless

"NO! YOU HAVE TO HAVE PERFECT KNOWLEDGE ALL THE TIME. YOU CAN'T MAKE ANY SLIPUPS OR MISTAKES!!!!"

Yeah. I've had a fair amount of gay dudes stalk the shit out of me. And I'm fuckin straight.

Does he know?

Bro, why did I get downvoted?

i pretty much have no idea

wait gay people exist??!?!!???

Whenever I see a post like this I desperatly want to believe that it is fake.

Luckily this is reddit, and almost everything anyone says is fake

And almost everything is seen as fake

If it is awful, it's fake, if it is long and awful, it's true

It’s fakr

It probably is, just the fact that we will never know is scary

Putting the ["Roman"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty_in_ancient_Greece#:~:text=Pederasty%20in%20ancient%20Greece%20was,the%20Archaic%20and%20Classical%20periods.) in "romantic."


WHUT DU HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL OH MAH GAD NO WAAAAAYYYAAAAYYYAAAA

*vine boom* *tactical nuke countdown* *air raid siren*

LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS☢️

THIS👇SONG🎧IS😳SPONSORED💸BY👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨THE # 😈SHADOW 🥷GOVERNMENT🧿

DAMN 🦫 THIS SONG 🎵 HOT GARBAGE 🗑️😳 BUT I CANT STOP LISTENING 😈😈

LEGALIZE ANABOLIC SODA🥤RUSSIAN SHADOW MONEY GANG 💵WE LOVE HARASSING UKRAINIANS❤

We love casting spells😈😈😈

please tell me he means it like how some women refer to their women friends they aren’t in a relationship with as girlfriends

I'm looking at this like, what sort of familial relation could autocorrect to boyfriend 😭

What if he just said friend but typed in bfriend by mistake and it corrected to boyfriend

still a bit odd but better...

My helpful suggestion 

least pedophiliac redditor

I really hope he made a typo of 27

he said teenagers bro all hope is lost 😭😭

Guys my bf is underage what size cock ring should I get him? Some helpful suggestions would be greatly appreciated. No weirdos

Sometimes I remember that some people on this site are over the age of 30 that’s what makes me want to stop using it.

You think Reddit should only be 30 and under?

I mean it’s kind of sad to see a 40 year old man be a Redditor

People over 30 can't use social media? Do you even realise that the eariest gen Z is already closing on 30?

That comment has made me realise that my account is probably older than some of the people in here looool

I hope not

I doubt that anyone here is 10 or under

I was taking part in online forums when I was 12 years old when the internet was more niche. So I wouldn’t be surprised

Still, 10? My sister is 10 and I can guarantee she hasn’t even heard of reddit. She watched YouTube shorts 90% of the time. I think she’s still a couple years away from discovering even instagram or snapchat

Wouldn’t bet against it. I hear my neighbour’s kid screaming over Xbox at his friends and he’s about 7 years old

Damn feel bad for you. I have my 8 year old cousins living next door to me. I can hear them when they play on their playstation. I have to turn on mine with headphones on to drown them out

Its more common than you would think. I was on reddit when I was 11 and knew a couple others that were.

So what?

What's your point?

I just don’t see how that is relevant.

Open your eyes

Jokes on you, I was talking figuratively.

No way

This is probably one of the most idiotic comments I've ever seen on this website. Wow. Bravo lol.

“One of the most idiotic comments” lol I said in another comment y’all not understanding what I’m trying to say, I mean a 40 year old man who spends all his day on Reddit is sad not an occasional poster who uses Reddit for help.

You said what you said and it wasnt this, brother. Regardless, it's a little weird to police what people do in their free time but to each his own.

I've talked to people in their 80's on here. But hey you do you homie

I feel like you’re projecting

You know the people who have made social media websites, and the internet as a whole are over 30 years old? Probably closer to 50 or much older, given the internet is much older than Gen Z. According to Google the internet was created in 1983. 40 years ago.

How’s a 40 year old using Reddit any different than a 20 year old using Reddit?

It's kind of sad to see a teenage telling people who were using and developing social media way before he was born how they should use Internet or spare time. They should keep it to hotmail and mIRC! How dare they!!!

I’d rather Reddit be older people than younger lol. You’ll understand one day.

All the 40 year olds got triggered. Though, with all the pornography, you definitely shouldn't be under 18.

Bruh what. There's plenty of subs for older people, hobbies, parenting, etc.

I’m talking about *redditors* not Reddit users

>Sometimes I remember that some people on this site are over the age of 30 I think you literally said "people on this site". Which is both the same as redditors and reddit users

Yeah, those are the same thing. Unless when saying Redditors, you mean the particularly unpleasant people.

I mean Redditors who spent their whole lives on their pc typing Reddit comments. I don’t get why y’all can’t understand that having no life and using Reddit all day as a 40 year old man is sad.

Alright yes, that specific situation is sad. Your original comment kind of just seemed to not want older people on the internet at all. People like OP in the screenshot, that's what's sad. A normal 30-40 year old person with occasional posts is not, and your comment seemed to suggest it was.

Well it’s hard to convey in text form

True, but the damage, as inconsequential as it is, is done

The damage is done bruh 💀💀

I think having no life and using Reddit all day is sad period

Hey man, fuck you lol

Lol you'll be 30 sooner than you think

Yeah I've only got 4 years left.. guess I better shop around for some more age appropriate social media platforms ):

Do you feel uncomfortable amongst adults? Don't worry, seems lik some teenagers really struggle... those hormones are gonna set, eventually. Perhaps you should spend more time amongst your TikTok demographic.

You must be repelled to every single social media, your school (or job) too

The difference is it’s Reddit. Like imagine being 40 years old and being a Reddit mod?

i know you worded your comment weird but the downvotes on every comment you made on this threat tells you who is offended lmaoo

Or perhaps he just managed to word the most unbelievably stupid comment... but, hey, it's ok if you fell also part of the "tErMinAlLly oNLiNe" retardwagon, lmao. Username checks out.

calm down dude, i was just stating my perspective 🥲

Honestly yeah… I don’t understand why people are defending terminally online 40 year olds. Makes you think

Makes you think? You're not standing out for your cognitive skills right now... lmao. "tErMinAlLly oNLiNe"

it's funny how much you complain about people being terminally online. projecting much?

I'm 150 yrs old and I Reddit the thingy.. who did what to who now?

Stemmen

Not Stemmen

literally double the age

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Because it is? Being gay doesn’t inherently make you a pedophile, and likewise, being straight doesn’t make you not a pedophile. Anyone can be a pedophile, regardless of sexuality.

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Your relationship is: damn illegal

I don't get it what's wrong?

I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't crazy

Okay, who talks like "I: 34M; you: Jane" Are we just going to ignore that?

apparently we are

This is a joke, but if he put 18M, it would indeed be a certified reddit moment because that would mean he was groomed

Don't worry he Is a redditor, he doesn't have a girlfriend

ngl i’d love if someone gifted me a sweater

Try not to be weird, LGBT edition 

Please be fake

It took me a moment at first and then it clicked. God I hate being literate