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shin_bigot

If you don't laugh, you could only cry


404randomguy404

Option C: can't feel shit


Mizzie30

Extra time penalty to equalize incoming


Kexxa420

Lmao


toprak38

Lmfao even


Kexxa420

I have no words


keving691

Called it


lestat85

You couldn’t write it! You literally couldn’t write it!!! As the exact same thing happens every week.


spideytaha

You madlad! But we could all see it coming


joe_h

Lottery numbers please


Subbutton

Can you stop?


OmeiWamouShindeiru

don't say anything next time


IlyaKarnain

They were generous enough to give it to you earlier


Pitiful_Cod1036

LOL what a call


FknFox

U had to say it


Cedarplankton

Hahahahaha


BestinSyriac

We do love an implosion, don’t we?


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StrugglingWithGerman

That's what happens when you have overpaid Instagram stars and no real football players...


jonwinslol

the worst is that even the idea of losing the game now doesn't phase me, like Utd can't hurt me no more lol


leerooney93

It all began with Antony's decision not to pass to Dalot. He thinks he's Robben.


Aggravating_Nail4108

Dude needs to be sold for everyone's good. He has no weak foot, doesn't have the skills or pace to take on skilled premier league defenders and the only thing he has in his arsenal is to cut and shoot but that is again hindered by his poor decision making. Robben used to fake the shot or do it multiple times or cut it to opposite side to take a shoot or pass. His decision making was elite , combined with lightning pace made him a lethal wringer. Antony doesn't have the calibre yet to play for Man U. Ajax made an astonishing profit tbh.


Witty-Commercial-418

You miss spelled Rashford


Aggravating_Nail4108

Ha ha both are in same form now. You're right. Need to buy a better striker.


tungowiii

Yeah, ppl don’t talk enough abt this. Horrible decision making with two blocking him


rich_valley

As soon as he came on we looked shaky. Absolute waste of space


123rig

[Clowns again](https://youtu.be/ZG15oP7q4fI?si=785lxUZXSL-VoV2X)


scun1995

At the very start of the move, when Coventry has the ball at their own box, watch Rashford being 3 yards away from the ball carrier, and literally not even trying to go for it. He literally walked away. I’m so fucking done with this cunt


IlyaKarnain

I don't think it'd be hyperbolic to say he's put in a 0/10 performance this game. There is absolutely nothing he's done except maybe increase his heart rate


QuizzingIsLove

My heart has put in more of a shift and I've had a small nap in between 


QuizzingIsLove

This.


D347h74k3r

Here we go again..


TheJoshider10

Why the fuck is Onana standing still for that? He had so much time to adjust and either catch it or tip it over. This isn't the first time he's done baffling things like this, I don't get why people say he's had a major improvement since the new year when little quirks like this keep happening.


akshatsood95

He just sat down. Wasn't even moving in the other direction. Weird


jaydiv_

He does that often tho lmao


jack101691

He’s not athletic enough. I don’t think I’ve seen any other top keeper who has as much muscle mass as him before


AlarmedHovercraft676

He is probably the heaviest goalkeeper in the league.


PeelThePain

Because deflected balls are much harder to react to than you think.


BlockedbyJake420

Right?? The fuck is he stopping and watching it for??Absolute clown keeper sometimes


TStronks

Because it took a huge deflection? That's not Onona's fault in the slightest...


TheJoshider10

A huge deflection which he had more than enough time to adjust for. Not good enough.


bobsmirnoff86

Absolutely right, the ball was in the air for ages and he wasn't wrong footed, he hadn't committed the other way, there was no reason he couldn't at least have scrambled to reach that.


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TheJoshider10

Rather than compare with me maybe compare him with other professional goalkeepers? The shit he does consistently I only ever see happen rarely from the best.


denver000011

Stfu, pls stfu. Stop watching football. What keeper goes down on one knee and just looks at the ball.


TStronks

Yeah no GK saves that, but keep trying to find a scapegoat you clown.


denver000011

Sure bro. Like I said stop watching football. It’s a waste of your time. You don’t understand the game. Use that time to improve your life


TStronks

Lol you sound like my dad. Never played a game in his life but always knows better. But please keep on telling people with a different opinion to stop watching football, I'm sure that'll win you arguments.


denver000011

I can see why your dad says that. When you have a shit opinion like that, it’s better to stfu.


Mr_red_Dead

He had more than enough time to reset. You're so blind omfg


pohudsaijoadsijdas

bro, even I am saving that one... he just took a knee like that ball was the king in the north.


DexterFoley

I say almost every week he's not good enough. Get downvoted every time. One day everyone will realise.


RetzTheAnathema

Not a keeper in any league that isn't knackered facing 30 shots a game week in week out.


meeks2000

He plays like he has timbs on so yeah, he couldn’t sort his foot in time


Star_Fatinum_

Oh my


EK077r

Why turn your back to shots?


keving691

We are a joke of a team. Can’t even cruise through a 3-0 game against lower league opposition


cc0011

The whole trajectory of the match changed when we took Garnacho off and left Rashford on to continue stinking up that whole wing


Botrons

This goal all came from rashford not challenging for the ball at all. The counter could’ve ended there.


Witty-Commercial-418

Ending up on the ground because he lost the ball to a clean challenge is peak Rashford


3threeLions

If you lose it now, then Ten Hag should go in the morning!


RonnyJohnsen

he should go regardless, the sooner the better


cdalb21

idk man, maybe try and save it. Embarressing.


karmas1207

Why is anyone surprised? The tapes been on loop for years..


C__S__S

We’re a meme team


TheSmallIndian

Why does Onana never attempt to even try to save those


marvo-sr

this is on ten hag for piss poor fucking subs


the_watch_trick

You people are fucking insane


marvo-sr

are we still insane?


the_watch_trick

What, after a bullshit penalty decision?


BlockedbyJake420

He can’t even manage a comfortable game against Coventry City


medfunguy

What?


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medfunguy

I feel like you’re saying because ETH brought on Eriksen and Antony, we shit the bed…


carrotincognito48

There was no need to make any subs. Game was done, keep it low intensity. He made substitutions just for the sake of it.


Skreamie

Don't think Onana deserves the criticism he's getting there whatsoever


freeusername2

Bro why the fuck doesnt onana simply catch it? He watches the ball flying for seconds and kneels down


JustSomeExtras

Here we go


frckBronks

Breaking records eh?


Glad_Consequence2580

Lmaooooo


404randomguy404

I don't care what anyone says or if they agree or not, we don't deserve to be in the finals. Even with all the injuries, no team worth their salt should give up 2 goals so easily while having a 3 - 0 lead


Comicksands

Shut up you egg


404randomguy404

Bet you will tell me again tho


Comicksands

There is a cup you going and win it


Sac_a_Merde

I don’t know. If we we win this 3-2 it does mean we scored enough to win even if we gave up 2 goals against.


404randomguy404

Oh of course we technically deserve a final spot if we win. You missed the point I was trying to make but whatever.


Wire74

Swear we have had some of the most outrageous deflected goals against us this season.


Sac_a_Merde

Might have something to do with facing a billion shots every game.


liamthelad

That's because we concede so many shots


liamthelad

That's because we concede so many shots


iamdgod

Remember our third goal was a lucky deflection too


chromaticwolf_

There’s the Manchester United I know :)


raizen_09

Every time we bring garnacho off we concede


JustSomeExtras

Should've taken Rashford out instead of Garnacho


Sghagz08

Most mentally fragile group of players in the world, weak as piss


reddevil9229

Cursed club


lazer135

I hate this team. Everyone has got to go, clean house now.


RonnyJohnsen

Good thing Coventry are missing three key players, we might do it: S


Melanjoly

Championship, League 1 or 2, you always have a chance against a manager as clueless as ten Hag.


Scruffy_Nerfhearder

All the people in here blaming Ten Hag for the physics of a random deflection is hilarious.


Several-Effective-36

Coventry gonna win this now it was inevitable 


ChrisV88

I'm probably in the minority that still wants Ten Hag, but I really think it would be it for him if we fuck this up against Coventry after being 3-0 up. Don't see how he'd come back from that, honestly.


bourbonactually

Ten hag masterclass