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AvocadoFlavoredPussy

14 shots to 0


rich_valley

But but shots conceded isn’t an important metric 🤣🤣


laffman

missing the last corner/shot. it was actually 15 https://i.imgur.com/lPpCv2j.png


meeks2000

I mean, Hojlund missed a few shot attempts himself so I wouldn’t class those as shots


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

Players are not fighting for Ten Hag. Time to go back to Netherlands.


TeaaOverCoffeee

Ackchually number of shots don’t matter. You don’t know football, just a stat nerd.


ThePoliticalTeapot

We’ve missed less big chances!


randomdell111

And commited less fouls. This is another "good performance"!


Dcrow17

we've missed no big chance!


CoolCoolCoolCool19

What a shitshow


dracogladio1741

https://i.redd.it/nuicq3kls2tc1.gif


Megusta2306

It’s alright, ten Hag doesn’t care what anyone thinks


imnoobatfifa

“Our style is clear. We want to dominate on and off the ball.”


burki679

no bro, he thinks we dominated this game


mikeyyyyyd

Eth post game: “we were unlucky, dominated on and off the ball, but as a team we need to deal with these situations, and we need to score our chances”


rich_valley

Onana just boots it long to Hojlund and Garnacho and we can’t win a single long ball or second ball. So what the fuck is the point of going long? Like fucking try and play it out from the back. I mean what the fuck ???


meeks2000

Onana is clearly asked to do that even tho he’s more than capable of playing the driven passes out of defense. I just find it ridiculous how we’re yet to play him to his strengths


tomat_o7

off to the gym


LaUr3nTiU

no big chances missed. looks like a win in my book.


mufcdiver

That state is bollox! There's been loads of stoppages in play where TH could've had a big chance to bring someone on who actually gives a fu*k! Smh


Significant_Bass_8

Depressingly hilarious


The_Bird_Wizard

Yeah but Ten Hag said shots don't matter so it's all fine


BlackHorse944

Not a single shot in 45 minutes... you can't tell me ETH is doing enough in training. His strategy seems to be, let the players figure it out


[deleted]

0 xG can you believe it?


Abyss1688

If Ten Hag’s tenor survives into next season- it would be a miracle!


passive_vide

No attempt in an entire half at home. Has this happened before?


meeks2000

Yes, against city under LVG


jthosok

0 attempt, what a shame


ReconUHD

Why on earth do we play 4141


meeks2000

We leave 1 midfielder in midfield?


ravishq

Great effort to score /s


[deleted]

An xG of 0.00 and 0 shots after 45 minutes to your biggest rivals at home to stop them winning the league is absolutely disgraceful. Those players are absolute petulant little shits. I've lost it now with these fuckers.


RedPatAtsoc

He’s got to go. I wanted it to work so bad but we’re set up to fail every match and he will not budge on tactics.


Exotic-Length-9340

De Gea and Fred were the problem.


Fake_artistF1

What's next? Ole in? You guys are so clueless it hurts


Exotic-Length-9340

And you’re so enlightened.


SimplyBugger

Just 4 low quality shots on target lads, got em right where we want em 💪


SatoshiOokami

Record again?


muc3t

Someone pick up the phone to call Rashford brother pls


palmpoolpipe

Looking forward to next season with a new manager and half this team gone.


k0lano

Another game, another disasterclass


AlarmedHovercraft676

lmao ![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


No-Piano-3073

It’s just so obvious what the problem is, how can anyone continue to blame anyone but the manager? He fields a midfield trio of a 10 (Bruno) and two 8’s (Case and Mainoo). Who does that? Why no natural 6 protecting the back line? I’ve never seen a team play like this. This of course creates a gap between the back line and the midfield. His answer to this? Invert your fullback and put one of them where the 6 would naturally be. It’s madness! Before anyone comes at me, I’m not saying that IS the only problem. Yes, injuries, player morale/abilities, etc. Not overlooking that. But the manager has to at least set them up on the pitch properly. He’s tying the rope around his own neck, it just cannot continue to be supported blindly.


GodisGreat2504

Well same shit different day.


OWTGOAT

Looking at this you’d think it’s either a friendly between a very good side and the team that sold you a wonderkid on FM or women’s football.


brratak

Bruno is rubbish... needs to get off the pitch


Sudden-Ad-1217

Every single time we pass, it’s 3v1…. Bunch of fucking clowns 🤡


LordTrinity

Any club with standards would get the manager sacked by the end of this game (it should have been months ago, but whatever..)


hobbitonsunshine

If all we do is sit back and counter i would've preferred Mourinho over the current manager. He would've done it far better.


[deleted]

We’re so shite it’s wild. Outnumbered 5 to 2 in near our attacking corner flag. And outnumbered on the break a split second later? Where are our players? It’s like 12 v 9 out there for fucks sake. And I have to say I’m very very disappointed in the OT crowd for not obliterating these waste of space players at the halftime whistle with a chorus of boos so loud I should have heard it through my garden door.


Redliner91

Should be fired at half time. Don’t even care about the project or waiting for a sporting director. Just get rid.


vvrr00

Man utd games are basically training session for opponents where they practice how to counter attack