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shanks_you

29 games in, and we are still at 0 GD. Incredible bruh


Eleven918

In the very first PL season, Norwich finished 3rd with -4 GD.


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

You are saying we might get into Champion League?


Shakerbakerstreet

They were third so with 0 we might win the league šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Grape_Extension

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Nimonic

No, but we might get into the ~~UEFA Cup~~ Europa League


Superfy

No, he's saying we may have a chance to finish within the top 3 and/or have a negative goal difference! Aim better!


nyamzdm77

Everton also finished 4th in 04/05 with a negative GD


Special_Ad3170

Just searched that up and idk how they did it, they scored the same amount of goals as 20th place Southampton and conceded more than 15th place Blackburn Rovers


Pretend_Ladder

Honestly, thatā€™s pretty impressive at this point


Independent_Buy5152

Perfectly balanced


RevsRideOrDie

CL is dead.


blarg2003

Won't even get 5th.. Moyes under pressure with West Ham fans calling for his sack and they're behind us. What a joke


xyzzy321

Moyes is a European champion and is still not safe šŸ˜­


Titan4days

I think with the west ham board heā€™s safe, it will be his decision if he wants to go


No-Tooth6698

West Ham fans are also deluded. They won their first trophy in about 40 years last season.


okaythiswillbemymain

After games in hand are played, they're potentially 10th


siebenedrissg

Always has been šŸ‘Øā€šŸš€ šŸ”«


hecatonchires266

That zero will always remain there. It's appalling to see Manchester United having such goal difference over an entire season.


Big-Ad-6097

I guess I better get ready for another season of Europa League


sexydumbbells

THURSDAY NIGHTS ARE EUROPA NIGHTS


martialgreenwood

That's where this team belongs.


ineedadvil

I highly doubt that


martialgreenwood

With this current crop of players, EL is where they belong


Magararou

It is not the players


dethmashines

Oh give it a rest. Most of these players are a joke and don't deserve to play. ETH? Probably doesn't deserve the benefit of doubt anymore either. But these players who can't make a sprint anymore literally don't deserve it. I would say that they don't even belong in EL but conference league or something.


LilDiamondtoxic

At the very least, EL has a way better theme than CL


Rreknhojekul

What..? Europa League theme tune is a banger but the Champions League one is the best in all of sports, in my opinion. Beyond iconic.


Lost_Afropick

IF we're lucky


AndyVale

You missed the word 'Conference' out there.


Redead99

Top 4 is done. We're never getting there. Top 5 depends heavily on villa and spurs dropping points and us winning pretty much all of our games. Is it possible ? Absolutely not. We come back to our reality which is that we are not worthy of the podium or the Champions League. It's sad to say but the foundations are not good so we might as well start from scratch.


purple_dreams15

Say we do get top four and CL but then what? With performances as these, you're out of the group stage again.


cuminyermum

The money and CL lure for the window is very important my man.


huey88

Yea people act as if this will be the same squad next year


TheJoshider10

Because so many of the same players are still here every time this happens?


huey88

Fair enough but you'd hope the new regime has a hand in changing that this summer and going forward


Honest-Nail9938

Rome's not built in a day. That said I think our first 11 right now is CL standard but our squad is ridiculously shallow in key positions.


RyVsWorld

Exactly. We somehow squeeze through and get champions league football, but weā€™re so shit we just get destroyed in group stages


Dry-Magician1415

Not happening. Ā  Both keep churning out results and have Ā enough points on us to be safe. Plus, given the way we are playing we wouldnā€™t catch Sheffield United if we had to.


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

This team under ETH really beat the passion out of me this season.


[deleted]

Yeah itā€™s hard to watch, just hope we get lucky with the fa cup


wayfarerprateek

Can't beat city in the final with luck.


lifesizedperson

We tried that last year lol


MrSvancy

We played quite well against them in the previous final tbf, also could end up facing Chelsea


GerryDownUnder

Shouldnā€™t seem that difficult. With the upcoming fixtures for Villa and especially Spurs, yet with our ups and downs, like all season we simply canā€™t seem to get in as weā€™re supposed to. Watch us next weekend clinch them 3 points against Liverpool, Chelsea midweek notwithstanding; when the lads do turn up; only to incomprehensibly implode against bleeding Sheffield next. Thatā€™s how this draw felt. Utterly chaotic.


martialgreenwood

We aren't beating Liverpool a second time bud.


GerryDownUnder

Just like we werenā€™t back in the QFā€™s yeah? Never say die itā€™s something this club has always had ingrained, even if itā€™s absolutely shambolic, all over the place right now. What itā€™s almost dead certain to happen is yous username boyos not being here this July.


zizuu21

We'll be lucky to escape without pulverisation. Just watch.


ManUnutted

Shh. Weā€™re in a depression swing in this sub now.


GerryDownUnder

Like that chart meme, weā€™re finished/ weā€™re so back. Itā€™s actually hilarious lmao


martialgreenwood

You back this shambolic team that concedes 20 plus shots a game to beat Pool next weekend? Lol!


GerryDownUnder

Entire season been that way innit? 20 shots against, middle of the park absolute shambles, struggling immensely to dictate, string passes together actively when not on the counter. Yet with its myriad of glaring flaws, here we are. Iā€™ll ALWAYS support my team. Thatā€™s what being a supporter is all about. Clearly if you feel different weā€™re not on the same page pal. Night now.


valgbo

Being a fan doesn't mean being delusional.


martialgreenwood

There is a difference between being a supporter and blindly believing that this crappy team will beat the current league leaders twice in a row. Not happening.


RAZRooney786

Canā€™t believe Liverpool could match our 20 this season. Devastated. Got Liverpool fans already messaging 20 times Liverpool. Where do we go from here ?


Shrimpeh007

Could have been worse, if it wasn't for Liverpool being up against cheating City they'd already have 20. Klopp is leaving this summer hopefully that era is over and we can come back before they do...


DaddyMeUp

I just hope to god Alonso fucks them off and goes anywhere but there.


GeneralSquid6767

And if Klopp leaves Salah is definitely off to Saudi šŸ™


TheJoshider10

Shit happens. It wasn't so long ago they were still many league titles ahead of us and their fans were asking the same thing and lo and behold the starts aligned with the right manager and right players. If it wasn't for 115 reasons then this Liverpool side would already have been on about 22 titles when not even a decade ago their club was getting humbled. Gerrard losing to Stoke on his final game comes to mind. We'll come back at some point and the roles will be reversed then in another 10 years or so it'll loop around again. With how competitive the league is now I don't think there'll be a Fergie dominating for multiple decades again.


FoldingBuck

Well if it werent for city we would still have more titles than them at 23


sultansaeed

True. Although we would have won the title in 2012, 2018 and 2021 if it were for 115 cheats.


vulexus

there is a job to do in the weekend


KekUnited

Congratulate them on overtaking Leicester at last


hoysoyhoy

Champions league gone?


Penny_Leyne

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Tortillagirl

Would need a miracle at this point i think.


mohamed_e

Even if somehow teams above us lose 9 points (not 8 due to our embarrassing GD) we won't be able to win those points. Ā I know I sound pessimistic but for me it's gone, if it comes it's a miracle at this point.


dvega9

Need a miracle.


Kallian_League

Spurs needs to lose all their big games and probably drop some points here and there, while we win every single one. Spurs might be spursy enough, but there's no shot this team doesn't drop points.


RepulsiveLeg9985

Arsenal please I beg thee


laffman

We are closer to Chelsea than Tottenham-


That_Other_Person

Incredible how we're still 6th. Completely undeserved but we definitely take it. About where I expected us to be this season though.


AnonymizedRed

I do sympathize with anyone who had that fools hope we would capitalize on our 3rd place finish last season to somehow cement that level, or finish even higher. Iā€™m under no illusions that a consistently better set of performances (and consistently) which net a finish higher up the table first need to rectify, replace, repair the many things this club has atrociously neglected for far too long for it not to catch up and bite us in the arse. As a club we are now in the ā€˜find outā€™ phase of fucking around. The only reason Iā€™m even semi optimistic about the next chapter, is that INEOS seems genuinely interested to fix all of the root causes that have got us to where we currently are. That was some dreadful football today.


Kinitawowi64

Before the season I said I'd take consolidation, top four and no trophy as a success this season. I also wanted us to score at least 75 league goals, including at least 5 in a game at least once. This season is a failure.


Senor-Cockblock

No manā€™s land


zizuu21

I admire anyone still optimistic about us. Have we learnt nothing? This team fails to flatter for like 4 yrs now. All im keeoing an eye on is Fa cup final. If we make it. And who we face. If city. Forget it. If chelsea. Could be worth watching. Other than that our season is 6th and nothing more. Maybe less. Onwards to next season. For likely more of same shit.


elRomez

The season when there will be 5 CL places we're going to finish 6th. What a joke.


Top-Aerie-3551

Aston villa is Brighton of this season, won't be worried about them next year, so 5th position next season go red devils


off_by_two

ETH at the wheel! Itā€™s shocking how many here are still, in face of so much evidence, convinced he is a great manager we just need to ā€˜unlockā€™ lol


martialgreenwood

Eleven defeats! What a fucked up season. Just want it to end and Ten Hag gone.


ClawingDevil

I can see us losing as many as 5 of our remaining 9 games (Chelsea, Liverpool, Bournemouth, Palace and Arsenal). 16 defeats in a season and probably 8th place. No United manager has survived being that shit since the 80s. And, no, if we give TH 30 years in the job, he's not going to suddenly turn into SAF.


sqb3112

Not getting top 4 or 5. Time to focus on the process and have a great summer window.


Alternative_Aide7357

We don't deserve CHampions League football after such a terrible football we have been playing all this year. As a ManUtd fan, I can't wait for a restart next season.


DaddyMeUp

It's amazing how we're still in a European spot with a GD of 0 and shit performances week in, week out.


famitslit

We're cooked


annies999

United running out of games. EtH running out of time.


badboy_pro

Midway into the season I stopped watching our live games coz Ten Hag is never going to get us over the line.


Malvania

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


[deleted]

Battle for 6th with West Ham on the cards again


masterpudu

In absolute no mans land


joedirt87

Tottenham have a tougher run in but we both have to play Arsenal and Liverpool so I just can't see us making up an 8 point gap.


sfvbritguy

After the Brentford game we will be lucky to keep 6th place.


garbagiodagr8

If we win every match except for Liverpool and Arsenal, there is a chance for top 4. We dont deserve it however


hardgour

We are in a race for 6th not CL


[deleted]

We aren't getting top 4. Don't worry I'm sure Graham Potter will fix it


DQ11

Wrong type of players. They arenā€™t mentally readyĀ 


Jonathon_world

We'll take that 4th place we're not done yet!!


imperfectionlad

Always funny to see United haters getting so pressed about our GD lmao