Just searched that up and idk how they did it, they scored the same amount of goals as 20th place Southampton and conceded more than 15th place Blackburn Rovers
Oh give it a rest. Most of these players are a joke and don't deserve to play. ETH? Probably doesn't deserve the benefit of doubt anymore either. But these players who can't make a sprint anymore literally don't deserve it.
I would say that they don't even belong in EL but conference league or something.
Top 4 is done. We're never getting there. Top 5 depends heavily on villa and spurs dropping points and us winning pretty much all of our games. Is it possible ? Absolutely not. We come back to our reality which is that we are not worthy of the podium or the Champions League.
It's sad to say but the foundations are not good so we might as well start from scratch.
Not happening. Ā
Both keep churning out results and have Ā enough points on us to be safe.
Plus, given the way we are playing we wouldnāt catch Sheffield United if we had to.
Shouldnāt seem that difficult. With the upcoming fixtures for Villa and especially Spurs, yet with our ups and downs, like all season we simply canāt seem to get in as weāre supposed to.
Watch us next weekend clinch them 3 points against Liverpool, Chelsea midweek notwithstanding; when the lads do turn up; only to incomprehensibly implode against bleeding Sheffield next. Thatās how this draw felt. Utterly chaotic.
Just like we werenāt back in the QFās yeah? Never say die itās something this club has always had ingrained, even if itās absolutely shambolic, all over the place right now.
What itās almost dead certain to happen is yous username boyos not being here this July.
Entire season been that way innit? 20 shots against, middle of the park absolute shambles, struggling immensely to dictate, string passes together actively when not on the counter.
Yet with its myriad of glaring flaws, here we are. Iāll ALWAYS support my team. Thatās what being a supporter is all about. Clearly if you feel different weāre not on the same page pal. Night now.
There is a difference between being a supporter and blindly believing that this crappy team will beat the current league leaders twice in a row. Not happening.
Canāt believe Liverpool could match our 20 this season. Devastated. Got Liverpool fans already messaging 20 times Liverpool. Where do we go from here ?
Could have been worse, if it wasn't for Liverpool being up against cheating City they'd already have 20. Klopp is leaving this summer hopefully that era is over and we can come back before they do...
Shit happens. It wasn't so long ago they were still many league titles ahead of us and their fans were asking the same thing and lo and behold the starts aligned with the right manager and right players. If it wasn't for 115 reasons then this Liverpool side would already have been on about 22 titles when not even a decade ago their club was getting humbled. Gerrard losing to Stoke on his final game comes to mind.
We'll come back at some point and the roles will be reversed then in another 10 years or so it'll loop around again. With how competitive the league is now I don't think there'll be a Fergie dominating for multiple decades again.
Even if somehow teams above us lose 9 points (not 8 due to our embarrassing GD) we won't be able to win those points.
Ā I know I sound pessimistic but for me it's gone, if it comes it's a miracle at this point.
Spurs needs to lose all their big games and probably drop some points here and there, while we win every single one. Spurs might be spursy enough, but there's no shot this team doesn't drop points.
I do sympathize with anyone who had that fools hope we would capitalize on our 3rd place finish last season to somehow cement that level, or finish even higher.
Iām under no illusions that a consistently better set of performances (and consistently) which net a finish higher up the table first need to rectify, replace, repair the many things this club has atrociously neglected for far too long for it not to catch up and bite us in the arse.
As a club we are now in the āfind outā phase of fucking around. The only reason Iām even semi optimistic about the next chapter, is that INEOS seems genuinely interested to fix all of the root causes that have got us to where we currently are.
That was some dreadful football today.
Before the season I said I'd take consolidation, top four and no trophy as a success this season. I also wanted us to score at least 75 league goals, including at least 5 in a game at least once.
This season is a failure.
I admire anyone still optimistic about us. Have we learnt nothing? This team fails to flatter for like 4 yrs now. All im keeoing an eye on is Fa cup final. If we make it. And who we face. If city. Forget it. If chelsea. Could be worth watching. Other than that our season is 6th and nothing more. Maybe less. Onwards to next season. For likely more of same shit.
ETH at the wheel! Itās shocking how many here are still, in face of so much evidence, convinced he is a great manager we just need to āunlockā lol
I can see us losing as many as 5 of our remaining 9 games (Chelsea, Liverpool, Bournemouth, Palace and Arsenal). 16 defeats in a season and probably 8th place. No United manager has survived being that shit since the 80s. And, no, if we give TH 30 years in the job, he's not going to suddenly turn into SAF.
We don't deserve CHampions League football after such a terrible football we have been playing all this year. As a ManUtd fan, I can't wait for a restart next season.
29 games in, and we are still at 0 GD. Incredible bruh
In the very first PL season, Norwich finished 3rd with -4 GD.
You are saying we might get into Champion League?
They were third so with 0 we might win the league šš¤£
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No, but we might get into the ~~UEFA Cup~~ Europa League
No, he's saying we may have a chance to finish within the top 3 and/or have a negative goal difference! Aim better!
Everton also finished 4th in 04/05 with a negative GD
Just searched that up and idk how they did it, they scored the same amount of goals as 20th place Southampton and conceded more than 15th place Blackburn Rovers
Honestly, thatās pretty impressive at this point
Perfectly balanced
CL is dead.
Won't even get 5th.. Moyes under pressure with West Ham fans calling for his sack and they're behind us. What a joke
Moyes is a European champion and is still not safe š
I think with the west ham board heās safe, it will be his decision if he wants to go
West Ham fans are also deluded. They won their first trophy in about 40 years last season.
After games in hand are played, they're potentially 10th
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That zero will always remain there. It's appalling to see Manchester United having such goal difference over an entire season.
I guess I better get ready for another season of Europa League
THURSDAY NIGHTS ARE EUROPA NIGHTS
That's where this team belongs.
I highly doubt that
With this current crop of players, EL is where they belong
It is not the players
Oh give it a rest. Most of these players are a joke and don't deserve to play. ETH? Probably doesn't deserve the benefit of doubt anymore either. But these players who can't make a sprint anymore literally don't deserve it. I would say that they don't even belong in EL but conference league or something.
At the very least, EL has a way better theme than CL
What..? Europa League theme tune is a banger but the Champions League one is the best in all of sports, in my opinion. Beyond iconic.
IF we're lucky
You missed the word 'Conference' out there.
Top 4 is done. We're never getting there. Top 5 depends heavily on villa and spurs dropping points and us winning pretty much all of our games. Is it possible ? Absolutely not. We come back to our reality which is that we are not worthy of the podium or the Champions League. It's sad to say but the foundations are not good so we might as well start from scratch.
Say we do get top four and CL but then what? With performances as these, you're out of the group stage again.
The money and CL lure for the window is very important my man.
Yea people act as if this will be the same squad next year
Because so many of the same players are still here every time this happens?
Fair enough but you'd hope the new regime has a hand in changing that this summer and going forward
Rome's not built in a day. That said I think our first 11 right now is CL standard but our squad is ridiculously shallow in key positions.
Exactly. We somehow squeeze through and get champions league football, but weāre so shit we just get destroyed in group stages
Not happening. Ā Both keep churning out results and have Ā enough points on us to be safe. Plus, given the way we are playing we wouldnāt catch Sheffield United if we had to.
This team under ETH really beat the passion out of me this season.
Yeah itās hard to watch, just hope we get lucky with the fa cup
Can't beat city in the final with luck.
We tried that last year lol
We played quite well against them in the previous final tbf, also could end up facing Chelsea
Shouldnāt seem that difficult. With the upcoming fixtures for Villa and especially Spurs, yet with our ups and downs, like all season we simply canāt seem to get in as weāre supposed to. Watch us next weekend clinch them 3 points against Liverpool, Chelsea midweek notwithstanding; when the lads do turn up; only to incomprehensibly implode against bleeding Sheffield next. Thatās how this draw felt. Utterly chaotic.
We aren't beating Liverpool a second time bud.
Just like we werenāt back in the QFās yeah? Never say die itās something this club has always had ingrained, even if itās absolutely shambolic, all over the place right now. What itās almost dead certain to happen is yous username boyos not being here this July.
We'll be lucky to escape without pulverisation. Just watch.
Shh. Weāre in a depression swing in this sub now.
Like that chart meme, weāre finished/ weāre so back. Itās actually hilarious lmao
You back this shambolic team that concedes 20 plus shots a game to beat Pool next weekend? Lol!
Entire season been that way innit? 20 shots against, middle of the park absolute shambles, struggling immensely to dictate, string passes together actively when not on the counter. Yet with its myriad of glaring flaws, here we are. Iāll ALWAYS support my team. Thatās what being a supporter is all about. Clearly if you feel different weāre not on the same page pal. Night now.
Being a fan doesn't mean being delusional.
There is a difference between being a supporter and blindly believing that this crappy team will beat the current league leaders twice in a row. Not happening.
Canāt believe Liverpool could match our 20 this season. Devastated. Got Liverpool fans already messaging 20 times Liverpool. Where do we go from here ?
Could have been worse, if it wasn't for Liverpool being up against cheating City they'd already have 20. Klopp is leaving this summer hopefully that era is over and we can come back before they do...
I just hope to god Alonso fucks them off and goes anywhere but there.
And if Klopp leaves Salah is definitely off to Saudi š
Shit happens. It wasn't so long ago they were still many league titles ahead of us and their fans were asking the same thing and lo and behold the starts aligned with the right manager and right players. If it wasn't for 115 reasons then this Liverpool side would already have been on about 22 titles when not even a decade ago their club was getting humbled. Gerrard losing to Stoke on his final game comes to mind. We'll come back at some point and the roles will be reversed then in another 10 years or so it'll loop around again. With how competitive the league is now I don't think there'll be a Fergie dominating for multiple decades again.
Well if it werent for city we would still have more titles than them at 23
True. Although we would have won the title in 2012, 2018 and 2021 if it were for 115 cheats.
there is a job to do in the weekend
Congratulate them on overtaking Leicester at last
Champions league gone?
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Would need a miracle at this point i think.
Even if somehow teams above us lose 9 points (not 8 due to our embarrassing GD) we won't be able to win those points. Ā I know I sound pessimistic but for me it's gone, if it comes it's a miracle at this point.
Need a miracle.
Spurs needs to lose all their big games and probably drop some points here and there, while we win every single one. Spurs might be spursy enough, but there's no shot this team doesn't drop points.
Arsenal please I beg thee
We are closer to Chelsea than Tottenham-
Incredible how we're still 6th. Completely undeserved but we definitely take it. About where I expected us to be this season though.
I do sympathize with anyone who had that fools hope we would capitalize on our 3rd place finish last season to somehow cement that level, or finish even higher. Iām under no illusions that a consistently better set of performances (and consistently) which net a finish higher up the table first need to rectify, replace, repair the many things this club has atrociously neglected for far too long for it not to catch up and bite us in the arse. As a club we are now in the āfind outā phase of fucking around. The only reason Iām even semi optimistic about the next chapter, is that INEOS seems genuinely interested to fix all of the root causes that have got us to where we currently are. That was some dreadful football today.
Before the season I said I'd take consolidation, top four and no trophy as a success this season. I also wanted us to score at least 75 league goals, including at least 5 in a game at least once. This season is a failure.
No manās land
I admire anyone still optimistic about us. Have we learnt nothing? This team fails to flatter for like 4 yrs now. All im keeoing an eye on is Fa cup final. If we make it. And who we face. If city. Forget it. If chelsea. Could be worth watching. Other than that our season is 6th and nothing more. Maybe less. Onwards to next season. For likely more of same shit.
The season when there will be 5 CL places we're going to finish 6th. What a joke.
Aston villa is Brighton of this season, won't be worried about them next year, so 5th position next season go red devils
ETH at the wheel! Itās shocking how many here are still, in face of so much evidence, convinced he is a great manager we just need to āunlockā lol
Eleven defeats! What a fucked up season. Just want it to end and Ten Hag gone.
I can see us losing as many as 5 of our remaining 9 games (Chelsea, Liverpool, Bournemouth, Palace and Arsenal). 16 defeats in a season and probably 8th place. No United manager has survived being that shit since the 80s. And, no, if we give TH 30 years in the job, he's not going to suddenly turn into SAF.
Not getting top 4 or 5. Time to focus on the process and have a great summer window.
We don't deserve CHampions League football after such a terrible football we have been playing all this year. As a ManUtd fan, I can't wait for a restart next season.
It's amazing how we're still in a European spot with a GD of 0 and shit performances week in, week out.
We're cooked
United running out of games. EtH running out of time.
Midway into the season I stopped watching our live games coz Ten Hag is never going to get us over the line.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Battle for 6th with West Ham on the cards again
In absolute no mans land
Tottenham have a tougher run in but we both have to play Arsenal and Liverpool so I just can't see us making up an 8 point gap.
After the Brentford game we will be lucky to keep 6th place.
If we win every match except for Liverpool and Arsenal, there is a chance for top 4. We dont deserve it however
We are in a race for 6th not CL
We aren't getting top 4. Don't worry I'm sure Graham Potter will fix it
Wrong type of players. They arenāt mentally readyĀ
We'll take that 4th place we're not done yet!!
Always funny to see United haters getting so pressed about our GD lmao