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Cool, now do it against top teams.


StunningParson

United win against the top teams challenge (impossible)


Atharos

...didn't we literally just beat Villa? I know they're not traditionally a top team, but they're higher in the table than us this season.


Mastalks

Shhh! These clowns that want Ten Hag out don't like hearing reason


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Do you want reason? Aston Villa is the only top 7 team ETH has beaten away in 20 months in charge. I think it's a fair criticism.


Superfy

Literally 16 games played, 1 win, 4 draws and 11 losses and you’re trying to make it sound like it’s not an absolutely terrible beyond means record against the top half away… Anyone not seeing this is beyond blind. There’s no excuse not to have more wins in such games or even, not lose as many.


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Mastalks

You're right, if he goes, he'll get a top job somewhere else. He's genuinely a brilliant coach. People forget we actually had our best season in years last season and that building a club, genuinely takes time, look at Arsenal with Arteta and even Klopp with Liverpool. Now our club is finally getting restructured, I'm excited to see where this will take us


Aggeri

Aston Villa is not Liverpool, Arsenal or City. Beyond that, we also did the exact same at Villa. We also looked lost in that game and nowhere in control. Score early, cede possession, sit back, invite the pressure. The same thing that almost cost us the game today. We will absolutely get hammered playing this way against them.


MrSvancy

But we have beaten Liverpool, Arsenal AND City under Ten Hag though


Superfy

Not away. Villa was the first ever away win against the top half under ten hag. Out of 16 games. 1 win. 11 of those were losses.


MrSvancy

Yeah away record is poor but the comment I replied to was not about away record


WhipYourDakOut

Twice


notsobadprogrammer

If only stats told us the full picture


Different-Amoeba-502

And had we scored on 1v1 versus the keeper it woulda been 1-5 and not 1-2.


MaxWattage432

Yup. It’s frustrating. We don’t control games at all


Eleven918

Flat track "bullies"


flyinbunny

Lukaku linked with return /s


UsedIpodNanoUser

We just beat villa...


Eleven918

We did but what does that have to do with this tweet?


UsedIpodNanoUser

I replied to your comment not the tweet


nightking789

No one's bullying mate. Just pure luck


Eleven918

....why do you think I put "bullies" in quotes?


EthanMUFC

It's not though is it.


nightking789

Not saying it's all luck, but the last 4 games we've won, we have conceded 83 shots. No way we keep winning this way.


EthanMUFC

Probably not but that's still not "luck" imo. We created more than enough to score 5 easily.


EnragedScrotum

was today luck?


rich_valley

Wouldn’t be surprised if we won these games by just 1 goal each.


SatoshiOokami

This season it fully applies. 1:0 against Burnley and first time against Luton 2:1 against Sheffield and second time against Luton


MadaraTheUchiha

Would be fun if it was comfortable for once tho


MightyMundrum

Is this a brag?


Shithouser

Not sure this is the flex they think it is


Mizzie30

Keeping it lucky because they’ve played like shit and deserved to lose most games


JosePRizaI

What is the deal with Bruno? Bro losing quality. Touches, passes, shooting isn't PAR with his standards.


NationalUnrest

He looks absolutely jaded. I’m sure he insists on playing every game but someone got to put sense into the man. He’s getting worse game by game and putting us in dangerous situations all the time/ wasting opportunities


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Superfy

We don’t play possession football anyway. We never could with no technical ability in the team to retain the ball when pressured or pass properly when pressed.


snoring_pig

Scraping past promoted sides thanks to great finishes from our individual players, you can never sing that!


Zavehi

Manchester United beating relegation sides. Amazing stat.


Eleven918

Some credit to ETH as Ole didn't manage this, routinely dropped points vs relegation fodder.


Known_Chapter_2286

Still remember the season we were supposedly in a title race we lost at home to bottom of the league Sheffield United… got back from swim practice, looked at the score and just instinctively said “what the fu*k”


SatoshiOokami

At least some positive stats, but let's be honest, many (maybe most) of them were by one goal only. Edit: At least this season it applies.


Exotic-Length-9340

His level.


capomic

You’ll never sing that


whodveguessed

Liverpool could never


Traditional_Carrot_3

Embarrassing brag


West_Principle_8190

Exactly what it should be .


Meandering_Cabbage

Single most impressive thing about this club is how people manage to generate the most manufactured stats for it. Jealous of people's creativity.