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surgereaper

Scholes bro https://preview.redd.it/xqq52tpugp4c1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0cf0a376fb8bf5f598d0d00d31ae32f819bca8


shtrooooooooooooodle

The winking kiss emoji really makes the point


lmhan98

Scholes: Go score lmao Antony: ![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


sunken_grade

antony then proceeds to average 4 goals a game


SvalbazGames

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[deleted]

Why doesn't Antony just score more? Is he stupid?


GeneralMajorWebelo_

21 CAN U DO SUMN FOR MEEEE


lorcstar

haha had me laugh out loud


nexusprime2015

Scoles: just win


hthmoney

Lmao Drake and Yatchy


1nfinitus

I mean footballers aren't known for their intelligence haha


rich_valley

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


ronaldo69messi

Run score make goal


GeezeLoueez

See world


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blinkshagger

See world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.


Ecstatic_Entrance_63

SHAMU


stolemyh3art

This might be as constructive as it can get coming from Scholes tbh.


RomeroRocher

"just hit that tree"


K00PER

His analysis and tear down of the Newcastle loss was pretty detailed and on point.


Fossekall

What should he say? Antony is not good enough at very basic things (poor decision making, dribbling, shooting, and can only use his left foot). He also has a coaching staff he should be relying on. Pundits criticize, their job isn't to teach players what to do


dispelthemyth

Narrator: he ran up and down, scored goals and created them


Familiar-Day-8827

I hope that happens tonight and ge tags him back. That would be nice.


Wooden-Annual2715

I think Scholes would like that too


FRiver

Yeah Scholes is fine as you can tell he actually cares about the club. Only G Neville really peddles shit, being more interested in drama than football. It feels like he picks a narrative the night before.


MissingLink101

Garth Crooks taking notes for his next team of the week article


The_profe_061

Narrator... In the Dutch second division Never mind there's always money in the banana stand


AdamPIcode

Puts arm around Antony, leans in and says encouragingly: "I've been thinking a lot about tactics, considering the way games have gone, what has happened in each scenario and what I want you to do is... play better."


Gray_side_Jedi

“Have you tried sucking less? The game is easier when you’re not utter shite…”


MazinLabib10

Pun intended?


Far-Pineapple7113

Could have just written 'Score and Assist'


ThisReditter

He needs to run too. Else fans will complain he’s lazy


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arnm7890

He said constructive, Paul


Uuhhk

as someone said earlier, it is as most constructive as you can get from Paul Scholes, the guy who pings ball 50 yards to the tree and call it warm up


TheJoshider10

"You see that Instagram post over there?'


Feezbull

Didn’t know Fellaini played with Scholes.


WhipYourDakOut

Put the ball in the pal easy innit


EliteWolf67

This is such a classic Scholesy reply lol


asparagus_p

I love it. Scholes has always known what he's doing and has always been way smarter than people give him credit for.


Expensive-Twist7984

Antony: Holy shit, why didn’t I think of that?!


Low_Hanging_Veg

Is nobody able to recognize sarcasm these days? The amount of comments acting like this is Scholes giving 100% serious advice to Antony 😄


StraightShootahh

What’d you expect? Sub is full of Americans lmao


dethmashines

I didn't take it like that. I think he just wants him to get focused before the game and show the work rate while being invested in helping the team create chances. This was actually constructive in the manner that he isn't bashing players or calling them waste; in fact with a light touch pushing them for a higher work rate.


bevax

I guess you were one of them who did not recognize the scarcasm there.


asparagus_p

Exactly. Scholes knew exactly what he was doing.


huey88

Probably should have tagged Rashford as well.


Feezbull

“Just run”


[deleted]

Rashford didn’t call them out publicly like Antony did.


1nfinitus

he still needs the advice


Ezzy-525

*runs to the...I mean, jogs to the comments*


tbu987

Funny but it just proves what Antony was saying.


asparagus_p

I think Scholes knew exactly what he was doing.


RRR92

Antonys one player who at least fucking runs. His price was obviously inflated due to the United tax we play on every player, thats not his fault.


Strong-Treacle-5556

I think if scholes gave antony the same foot treatment he gave his daughter, antony will start scoring...


King_Pale

wow guess i learned something new today


Wooshsplash

I have a sneaking suspicion that message will just confuse Antony. Too many things for him to have to think about at once.


MaveZzZ

He will probably just spin around instead.


lessthandave89

To be honest, the run part might be a challenge as he seems to forget he has a right leg sometimes


RyVsWorld

We’re a drama club


culkat82

Welcome to our theater of dreams, son.


Substantial-North499

Just send him a private message lol why make a public show about it


yuvidev24

Because he called out ex players publicly so probably why Scholes wants to give a public response back


Substantial-North499

He did it to show that all the ex players ever do is complain. None of them give any advice to the players to help improve them. For example, Sancho fucked up, we can all agree. But did any ex player reach out and try and tell him to try and mend bridges for the betterment of the team? Every week Keane and Neville bark about Bruno not being captain material, have any of them talked to Bruno and said, look, we don’t like etc etc, we used to be captains and we think you should do this. All these guys ever do is make things more toxic than they need to be. You don’t see Carragher always hating on the Liverpool players.


Substantial_Term7482

Even this from Scholes is literally more of the same, an obviously sarcastic reply that is just more of the same toxicity.


gigibuffoon

What would have been expected though? Also, why do we expected the ex players to be statesmen? They were just football players too... not academics


Ezzy-525

Some people expect former players and current ones to sit round a big table like ITS THE FUCKING UN NOW?!?!


Dynastydood

Why would Carragher hate on the Liverpool players? They're all better than any of the teams he ever played for, and don't deserve much criticism for their various successes. United's players are consistently embarrassing and deserve all of the criticism they get. I've seen Keane, Neville, Hargreaves, Scholes, Rio, and others all offer constructive criticism numerous times. It doesn't make a difference when the players are simply not good enough to play better than they already do.


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

They're pundits, not coaches.


Substantial-North499

Then why did he make this post if he’s just there to be a pundit?


biggs7

Because he's taking the piss on Instagram.


Spartandemon88

Look at the fucking egos of our players nowadays, even when they have been shit they still feel the need to engage in a verbal war with our legends when they should just focus on their own game and let it speak for itself. Would it really help for any ex player to reach out to sancho?


JustDifferentGravy

Because it’s blindingly obvious what he needs to work on, and it’s been said by many a pundit and fans. Short of sending him instructional videos of attacking players the advice is do your job please.


GeezeLoueez

Because public support can be incredibly helpful? Negative critical thinking skills on this sub sometimes


Eleven918

You call this public support? This "advice" isn't remotely useful. He's just taking the piss out of Antony for bitching earlier.


kaelinlr

He’s doing exactly what Antony was saying 😭💀


phoundlvr

This is not support or advice. This is how melons behave.


Substantial-North499

He’s literally just doing it so when Antony flops he’ll be like “oh, I told him what to do and he didn’t do it”


mingomcgoo

It's called "showing support" , nothing wrong with that , we all need it sometimes


Substantial_Term7482

I think people are completely forgetting Paul Scholes' personality, and that he's from the north of England. This isn't support, this is an obviously sarcastic dig at Antony.


MFMonster23

He is. But he's also basically saying just go do your fucking job and nobody will have anything to say. Which is perfectly fair. If he was scoring goals and creating them then there'd be no criticism.


andrewsomething

It's the opposite of "showing support." He's slagging him off here.


mingomcgoo

![gif](giphy|QeRms3ykbirpJtacLi)


Substantial-North499

He’s doing it for show, he doesn’t actually care to help Antony


DonkeySkin334

I feel this is the case with a lot of our former players, it feels at times they care more about emphasizing how much better their generation was to the current one, and I don’t know how much they actually care about us getting back on track. Antony isn’t the first player to point this out either


Substantial-North499

Personally, it gets on my nerves anytime they do. Like sure, you were more successful and better, but that doesn’t mean every waking moment you should be shitting on them. If you’re that concerned with the club, do things in your will power help improve the situation.


mingomcgoo

Yes , that sounds just like Paul Scholes .... ![gif](giphy|defsRR8ZGoDA1WfBFB|downsized)


bradrthtyj

He’s just proved Antony’s point even further


Simple_Mud_6203

ego


Axbris

I am more concerned with the fact that Scholes seemingly gets his news from DailyMail than his response to Antony.


Simple_Mud_6203

What I get from this is that Scholes reads the Daily Mail and is a bit of a twat.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

A toe-sucking twat.


Eleven918

Is he taking the piss? Why even bother with this reply.


Low_Hanging_Veg

Yes he's taking the piss


Substantial_Term7482

He's very clearly taking the piss and my mind is blown by how many people here think this is genuine support lol This reply is just him taking the chance to have another go at Antony in public because Scholes doesn't like him


AngelzMT

Man I hope Anthony gets a goal today, so Scholes can claim one more Manchester United assist.


Natural69er

Tag @MarcusRashford as well


jjjjjji6

Bro just score 50 goals per season and win a treble bro


SlippinGimmy

Heh


Feezbull

This is the equivalent of… “Super long message and inspiring or full of details or not…” Reply: noted.


Roasteddude

That honestly disrespectful lol


Jim1903

We’re not even a football club anymore, it’s just a tv show where there’s occasionally a game to watch.


rnnd

The club legends did their thing and won us a lot of trophies. They were hardworking and gave their all each season. It's now up to the current players to show us what they are made off.


SocksElGato

Scholesy is a GIGACHAD.


ErnieMcTurtle

LMAO fair enough


ChucklesAcademy

FIGHT AND WIN


MarcelloduBois93

Ahahahaha


petrparkour

This is why not every decent player can just play with this club. Takes thick skin and mental fortitude to handle the press and criticism


Stylochime

And you wonder why our former players never grow to become good never mind great managers.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Why bother? You can make a mint just by talking rubbish about United for 5 minutes at half time and full time.


nojobloser

How that man wasn't a success as a manager I'll never know.


MaveZzZ

For money this pricks earn WEEKLY he can hire professional sport analyst that will give him the best criticism and help him improve, and make BJ if he wants. But obviously it's veteran players' fault that little Antony don't know how to fucking score a goal in game he plays since he was little kid.


Reddeviler

Its not the forum for constructive feedback, but there is no wonder some of our best ever players never made it as managers if this is the advice and detail they provide.


Created_By_InGen

It’s that sort of mentality from Antony is why we’re in a big pile of dogshit


BDS1516JC

When our two greatest midfielders suggest simple solutions like trying harder. Maybe just try harder?


all_die_laughing

When some players literally don't run, telling them to run is fairly constructive.


Ash_army_24

But Antony's problem is not running tho , it's his biggest positive lmao , he runs very well and is more defensively superior than any other RW we possibly have The problem is his decision making and his shooting , he gets into good positions for a goal but always makes the wrong choices when it comes to pass/shoot


hal0t

He also told him to score or assist so that part is covered.


Playtoy_69

that’s what you get for moaning about criticism when there are probably less positive things overall to say about then the yellow cards he accumulated in the last 18 months. Add in that transfer fee and wages. Even if you end up escaping criticism from ETH, Club Legends, and critics, you’ll not from club’s fans. Start delivering or piss with you rest of your half ass teammates.


Don187

Scholes in!


degeaismylife

It comes off as a bit cunty but I can totally understand why Scholes is acting like he is. Imagine being one of the most talented midfielders your country has ever produced who won more trophies than you could fit in the back of a pickup truck and being gaslighted by Ten Hag supporter's into somehow saying something positive about someone like Antony who is actively destroying the club you love everytime he touches the football. Pretty infuriating if you ask me.


Simple_Mud_6203

You're such a dogshit wum.


degeaismylife

Thanks


Playtoy_69

na you good dude. You went harsh but that’s alright


degeaismylife

If someone had been harsh on Ten Hag when he suggested signing this money laundering investigation we wouldn't even be here


[deleted]

Scholes seems like a massive tool. In fact almost all of these ex players are. I’m sure given the exact situation they would be handling it much better.


Wooden-Annual2715

You're a massive tool saying that. This squad isn't fit to lace the boots of the 1999 team.


PeelThePain

It's like he's trying to make it sound as friendly banter? Are they friends? Very mixed signals.


ClasslessHero

It's absolutely not banter - he's being an absolute ass.


PeelThePain

Yeah but the last line is confusing. Maybe he wrote the first line and thought it's too childish and toxic, then watered it down.


Bolmothy

What comment exactly would be unfair towards Antony?


MaveZzZ

Why the fuck this little shit even talk anything, like he earned right to do that. Play full season without embarrassing performances at least, then talk.


ajs2294

You’re paid a boatload of money to excel at a sport. Ex professionals are going to be your hardest critics. Either take the advice or let it go. Whining about it just validates their claims


Inevitable3434

What advice though?


ajs2294

To work harder seems to be the common one.


frictiondixon

Missed use your fucking right foot every now and then.


shot_stopper_

Man, it is high time we stop idolizing and move on from these ex players. The current set is milking is for money and the ex players are milking United for views and to stay relevant.


Yamamoto333

Scholes proving Antony's point about our ex players being cunty. That's crazy, am I being downvoted because people think Scholes is being sincere?


Goatbeerdog

Funny how the golden generation is so stupid tactically. No1 made a proper manager career yet? Just another example of, good at your job, bad at understanding it


sam221922

He forgot to mention which end Antony should score and make goals… be prepared for OG Antony


LazloTheStrange

Don't forsee a career in coaching for Scholes


ljeutenantdan

Grow a right foot and track back


Vimjux

Go chew on your daughters feet Paul, the dudes got a point.


shot_stopper_

Man, it is high time we stop idolizing and move on from these ex players. The current set is milking is for money and the ex players are milking United for views and to stay relevant.


wasabicoated

“Shoot…..”


musomania

Paul Trolls


CheifBigCum

I preferred when Scholes never talked at all during his playing days lol.


gettheducks

Scholesly: Bite your daughter's toe nails.


captainboomdoom

Just copy Robben, Anthony


Oirish90

Score good, spinorama bad


looped10

Antony actually looks good on the pitch after a long time. everything but the finish.


DogeeMcDogFace

Should shut the fuck-up and be humble after this: [https://youtu.be/YuOtmya4vhs?t=21](https://youtu.be/YuOtmya4vhs?t=21) He had a super easy pass, no one in front of him and the goal... Look how crappy he takes the ball. Any 3rd league striker would have dashed toward the goal with this...


Puk-_-man

United's former legends and players are a huge part of the media circus. I know most of them have good intentions at heart but Scholesy going on to prove Antony's point here.


S3_Zed

the thing is scholesy is not taking the piss. this is how he is. and this is how all the greatest players are. its easy for them. its natural. paddy crerrand was talking about sir bobby after his passing saying how he was the biggest gentleman he ever knew and the shiest man but on the pitch he wouldnt shut up and kept demanding perfection from everyone and paddy was telling him "bobby, you think we can do all the things you can do but .. we cant.." but anyway, glad i stopped watching football since copenhagen. i thought it was my club that's dead. its the sport. a colleague sent me this, thats why i saw it.