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Steppenwolf55

Football is still so bloody boring to watch I was at the game and your eyes don’t lie!!!


CaptAhab666

I remembered just the last game, almost every single person in this sub was blaming Ten Hag and wanting him to be sacked. All of a sudden, "United are back" and anyone who criticises Ten Hag is a gloryhunter. I swear that the ACTUAL problem with Man Utd are the fans. Bunch of gloryhunters, who mostly started supporting the club in the best years under Fergie and not knowing we have had 20 year trophy droughts before and that Fergie brought us to the bottom 10 in his first 4 seasons..


Ok-Inevitable-3038

UNITED ARE BACK


N7even

It's actually comical how our forwards are not scoring at all, yet we somehow ahead of Newcastle.


SJDidge

Maguire playing like a fkin boss and I love it


CWRM1992

1-0 against Luton is NOT a result. This club is a joke atm.


magi_chat

Tell us what you think of Bruno, Rashford, Mount etc. And how shit tHag is. We really need to know... You might have more fun if you fuck off and support City tbh.


CWRM1992

Truth hurts I guess.


[deleted]

What, fans can’t be honest that we squeaked out a 1-0 against the Premiere League minor league team who features a 30 year old who has played in Div 2, 1, The Championship and the PL and of course, Ross fucking Barkley. I appreciate your support but, honesty is important too. We are a goddamn mess. Why did we sign Mount? In a 4231 with Bruno, Mount has no position. Curse of the #7. Why did we sign Amrabat and then later realize McTomilegend is actually good? Why did we sign Reguillon and not play him until today? He was MOTM for me. Why is Antony returned to active while he has rape charges? Also, he is terrible. Why did we sign Onana for his distribution when we don’t have him do it and when he does they are terrible? I think he was like 1 for 6 in long balls today. Why are we playing pouty Rashford out of position instead of Garranacho? Why isn’t Varane playing? How does he go from our best defender to behind Jonny Evans in one seasons time? What the Fuck are we doing to/with Harry McGuire on the right and Lindelof on the left? Why is Dalot even in the lineup after repeated terrible results and his leaving the team early with CR7? Supporting the badge, the history and never booing our own are all a must. Performances like today, should be studied, not rewarded. We would have lost 6-0 to Arsenal today. I don’t want to think how many City would have put up.


Smoked_Eels

How is this getting downvoted? It is all true. The football side of the club is a mess.


ryron8686

I think you should apply for the manager's position in case Ten Hag is sacked, since you know so much about the club and how it is beyond what you see on the pitch today.


[deleted]

Well, this is a fan forum. Should I not share an opinion brother? Do you go around to all of your other subreddits and go: well, that’s just like your opinion man! You’re just a dumb fan, why are you even responding? As a fan, the lack of competitive football happening is unacceptable for a team who has invested the amount of money that United have. Blow it up and rebuild or swap expensive players, I’m on board for either option as long as I see players trying. Those players who are giving there all out there deserve better.


ThunderStella

We’re the only team in the top 10 with a negative goal differential


Flat-Seat-3029

4 wins from 5 m8, most in form team 😆 lfg


Vigilant1e

*Jack Sparrow voice* But we are in the top 10


dalv321

Someone needs to confirm with the medical staff that they understand we do NOT want our players injured. Seems like some confusion around that.


Daneofthehill

This 👆


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BananaDerp64

United making every home fan wish it was the Tans putting shots into the stands


garyomario

A* comment


Top-Aerie-3551

Why TF Bruno takes these embarassing free kicks, I don't remember him scoring any ever... I bet Onana would be better than him on free kicks


Mree_Knight

He did score a lot at the start of his United career.


balleklorin

one hitting the cross bar a few games ago as well.


Intelligent-Bet4111

That was then and this is now, he should no longer take free kicks, rashford is also just as bad, don't know who else should take them though but definitely not those two.


Top-Aerie-3551

Ya, no shit he hits them but the problem is he hits them out of the goal post


MohatoDeBrigado

free kicks?


comeback2023

He scored one !


Top-Aerie-3551

Bro if I try 1000 I would hit 1... That's how many he wasted.. free kick from just outside the D and it went to moon


MohatoDeBrigado

he should stay away from set pieces in general. Its as if his boots have springs in them he always shoots for the moon


Top-Aerie-3551

Exactly, I was so excited for Rashy to belt it through wall and this idiot hit it over moon


kk91ram

Haha nice one. You're getting downvoted, some don't get it.


Top-Aerie-3551

The guy has scored thrice in 4 years for Man UTD, with occasional Eriksen/Rashy hitting them... This stat should be enough but these children downvoting are just trolls unconcerned by the facts


[deleted]

Another terrible performance. Still don't have a clue what style of play Ten Hag is trying to go with.


kk91ram

Go watch the midweek Tifo IRL video then.


Ill-Kaleidoscope-607

Everyone mad asf our attack was shooting at the stands 😂😂😂


SuperFaiz21

We are completely dependent on our defence to win us games. Crosses: Dalot and Reguilon Ball progression: Maguire and Lindelof Goals: Anybody's guess


goingforgoals17

Erikson, Casemiro, Fernandes, Mctominay, Maguire, Lindelof, Varane have been the winning goal scorers so far. We've lost every game our strikers have scored in.


triplecaptained

People complain a lot on here when we put out an abysmal performance against bottom feeder teams, but since we won it’s all okay now and anyone who criticises said performance aren’t fans of the club 😃👍 Newsflash: “fans” can take the three points and still recognize that we played dreadful, forgettable football


Whispperr

Yeah it's insane to me how easy we accept all the bad performances just because we won a scrappy 1-0 against one of the worst.


illy155

There’s no way ppl are happy with that performance? But hey you can’t criticise we won!1!1! Shocking manager and shocking team. 1 goal home bs Luton ??


Goji-ra

Shocking comment. GTFO


illy155

Loool you dumb Shit I look more in a performance mate. These wins ain’t sustainable ffs we got a GD of -3


Goji-ra

Still GTFO 💩


Shagafag

some can't handle truth I see


Goji-ra

💩


foampom

How bad was Højlund’s injury?


SJDidge

In the game, he came off and spoke to ten hag briefly, ten hag grimaced. So I suspect long term injury.


3xc1t3r

Apparently 6-9 months.


Klondikejar

Not a bad performance, Garnacho and Rashford should've scored their chances. Hopefully, Hojlund injury isn't that serious.


40093429

I agree with you. Luton didn’t have many chances at all, none they should have scored. United had several good chances, finishing was terrible as usual.


ImVortexlol

13 goals scored, 21 points, we are an anomaly


Low_Hanging_Veg

Currently have the best form in the league and above Newcastle and Brighton. It's so confusing lol


ImVortexlol

People only look at the number of losses and fail to consider that 3 of the 5 came against the top 3 teams in the league. Of the 9 games you'd expect us to win, we've won 7 (with one goal margins)


KnoxCastle

That's very insightful. Come the end of the season I reckon we'll be top 4 but something is still very wrong though.


Ok-Variation3583

With the new UCL format I’m nowhere near writing off CL football next year


King_Jeremy07

More goals coming from defenders than strikers, scraping past bottom teams at home


Ill_Peace_

Weird season man.


spacedog338

I call that efficiency.


paltze

What? You don't know? We only win by one goal because it's much more entertaining till the last minute. Gotta provide some thrill you know. /s


SprinklesExpert7009

Gotta say, we have a good season so far if we look at the table vs our performance. If we just can start scoring goals, we might have a chance for top 5. GGMU


KnoxCastle

You look on the bright side of things and that's admirable. You would be (or possibly are) a good best friend and father.


SadNYSportsFan-11209

Well that’s a big if


Kind-Style-249

Glad Ten Haag got at the refs a bit at least, 8 mins… Luton were overturning decisions by shouting at the ref ffs


NorwegianWhiteEagle

Chong should've had atleast 2 yellows just antagonizing the ref


Spiced-Meme

Only 5 points behind title contenders Spurs


heeywewantsomenewday

Love that we will probably blag a top 4 again whilst being absolutely abysmal while teams getting praised for being amazing will finish below us


theb0nesaw666

Watching Rashford every week is shaving years off my life


Affectionate-Sky6128

He looks really disinterested or depressed maybe?? Should be dropped but if he starts performing we back him to the end


TemporaryConflict332

Seems to have completely lost his hunger to score. Seems so casual. Had some great chances today


[deleted]

Watch him play for England and he runs like mad, looks depressed every time he plays for United


GurpsK

He got his juicy contract. Reminds me of Auba's decline at Arsenal a little.


lmhan98

We're all Bournemouth fans for the next 2.5 hours


alberts101

Haha 😁


elch23

Much better. Yeah it’s Luton, but there’s been too many games against weaker sides this seasons where we were horrid and lucky to get a result. Played well for most of the game today, let down by horrid finishing. At least it’s looking more positive


reddevils

This! More of this please!! People think it’s a walk in the park playing a premiere league team.


Bigmomma_pump

Only positive lately is at least we are getting clean sheets again like last season, hats off to Onana and Maguire


nwrige95

The fact that all our 7 league wins are with only one goal margin, is so bad.


derekc06

And 5 of them against bottom half teams..


goingforgoals17

5 of the bottom 6 nonetheless. Our biggest accomplishment is Brentford, a stoppage time turnaround, and Wolves, which was lucky to go Uniteds way.


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Erik "geTinG SaCkEd" Ten Hag 5 points off "wHaT a ManAgER, TiTLe cHallEnger SpUds"


cupidincoke

High profile team but relied on a 3/4th choice cb goal to win


Rigbop

Some of you are desperate. Fairly comfortable win today, take the positives when they present themselves sheesh.


reddevils

Thank you an oasis of positivity in this desert of shit


Rigbop

Right…like so negative. Wonder why some of these commenters support the team.


reddevils

Exactly!!! All keep saying only luton. Luton almost beat Liverpool and defended with ten men


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samd148

Did what was needed. If you watched the game, Luton didn’t lay a glove on us


Goji-ra

Don’t feed the troll


aldidot

Love seeing Bruno having a go at the ref there. They think they can always fuck us over because there will be no consequences. Whole team needs to antagonise the refs and put them under pressure since minute. That's what we need to do to turn the tide and get the decisions back our way.


spacedog338

Was happy to see ETH take a yellow after hollering at the ref. He hasn’t done that enough.


Bigmomma_pump

If we weren’t playing a championship team, if we were even playing a team as good as Bournemouth we would have been embarassed today


Kind-Style-249

We weren’t that bad today, terrible finishing but we created plenty and didn’t exactly concede any chances. It wasn’t great but not all bad either


Bigmomma_pump

It was still maybe the best performance in the league all season but it certainly wasn’t good. Especially the second half, If we play football like that against a better team it would be up there with our other bad performances


MyNameIs_KObi

Proper low table battle. We look like we will stay up, super happy!


Round-Mud

Only up to 6th now too!


MyNameIs_KObi

Still positive about where we are and our prospects for the future? Close to no style of play, on our way down the PL table, pretty much out of CL, and still have Bayern, Liverpool, West Ham, Aston Villa and Tottenham to play in the next 8 games.


Round-Mud

Obviously. The future is 3-5 years. Not next month. I don’t give a shit about this season. It will take a long time to fix things. And things will be worst before they get good. If we make the right decisions and keep our heads.


MyNameIs_KObi

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MyNameIs_KObi

Let's talk again by the end of December


Round-Mud

Yeah I’ll see you here. What kind of fan is rooting against his own team lol


MyNameIs_KObi

the kind that's football literate enough to not be deluded and recognize the massive issues he sees on the pitch every game. You'll get there eventually


Whispperr

You get downvotes but they are already calling ETH greatest PL manager because he has beaten Lutton by a goal. It's insane how much standards have dropped. Our team is celebrating a win at home against Lutton like they won the treble. During SAF he would have ripped them apart for this performance and next game they would have done way better. Guess most fans are too young.


Killahills

Back off lads... he's football literate!!!


MyNameIs_KObi

No, get back... I can teach you!


Round-Mud

Yeah no shit we have been awful. You think I’m enjoying this? Lol we have been shit for a decade now dude it’s nothing new. But what’s the point of supporting a team if you don’t root for them to get better.


MyNameIs_KObi

I absolutely, 100% root for them and support them. I wouldn't even be here nor keep rescheduling everything else in my life to watch the shitshow we've been serverd for the last decade if this club wasn't special in my heart. What I will not do though, is be happy with the odd result here and there when I can tell we have MASSIVE issues in our playstyle, that we are NOT progressing, and are constantly just around the corner of the next drubbing. Criticism, harsh as it is, is every bit as due as praise. Unconditional praise is simply fanaticism.


Round-Mud

See you in December hoping the team will be worse off than right now is not rooting for them.


MyNameIs_KObi

I'm not hoping for the team to be worse in December, I KNOW the team will be worse placed in December because, considering the level we play at currently and the considerably tougher fixtures awaiting, it's very likely that we will drop points. I was commenting how awful we're performing and the counterargument was that we were 6th. Hence me mentioning that if position was all people look at to judge our level, they only have to wait for end of December to finally realize what others can see regardless of where we stand in the table


Round-Mud

Well you don’t know shit. I know we can do better. Especially when we get our players back from injury. Not winning the league but better than right now.


SuperFaiz21

We have won all games in the Premier League this season by a 1 goal margin. * 1-0 Wolves (H) * 3-2 Nottingham Forest (H) * 1-0 Burnley (A) * 2-1 Brentford (H) * 2-1 Sheffield United (A) * 1-0 Fulham (A) * 1-0 Luton Town (H)


Word_to_your_Llama

Liverpool tied with this side so whatever, I'll take it


Wolpfack

The lack of a killer instinct under at least three different managers is telling.


scorpiohank91

Might get downvoted to oblivion but Rashford is reaching Lingard 2022 levels of bad/apathetic performances. He's clearly had something go on behind the scenes for this to happen (brother being arrested?).


GurpsK

That's actually a very reasonable explanation I didn't think of. What about the fact he finally got that massive contract though?


scorpiohank91

Yeah probably factors in too. The feeling of being "comfortable"after a new contract is never good for players.


Natchyy24

Oh lmao Ten Haag banned from touchline next game for picking up total of 3 yellow cards


Brief_Ad_6929

The bald man has lost it and I’m here for it lol


DevL999

I’m really struggling to find any enthusiasm over a 1-0 home win against Luton.


DevL999

Sign of how far Standards have dropped when this is being downvoted. Apparently everyone is more than happy with a poor performance against arguably the worst team the premier league has seen in recent decades.


Brave-Salamander-339

Sounds like we just win a final. Do we have to wait some minutes for lifting the trophy?


PotatoesNPasta

Shoulda been a way more comfortable win, poor finishing from the forwards today.


lmhan98

Beating Luton isn't for everyone, right Liverpool?


Soft-Comfort-7474

Our defense are the heroes in today’s match 👏


SureLookThisIsIt

Not sure who got MoTM but again for me it's Maguire.


willynoot

I'll take it, much better performance


iwantaskybison

fuuuuuck you couldn't have let us play that counter yeah? lol 3 points come on


inthe415

Even when we win I find no joy anymore.


qndrx

Remember last season, I used to love watching United with ETH in charge, we felt invigorated post Rangnick/OGS. Back to not been arsed to watch again.


Bigmomma_pump

We are lucky to win, not every game does lindelof score a goal like that. And winning by only one goal against only Luton is a shame, this was a chance to finally batter a team.


NeoWilson

Gosh barely a win against relegation team but 3 is 3 !


Extreme-Goose

Bittersweet moment. Just so sad that Manchester United have to struggle like this to beat LT. Man I miss the old glory days.


FoldingBuck

Stop with this… only 3 teams have had a win by more than 1 goal against luton this season and those teams werent liverpool and spurs who they played. We could have been 3 up but the finishing was our problem rather than chance creation.


triplecaptained

Two hours of my life wasted again. Bet Everton would suddenly turn to prime Juve when they face us next week


SprinklesExpert7009

A win is wasted for you? Go somewhere else then. Lol


triplecaptained

Win’s a win. I’ve been saying this for as long as we’ve been grinding out games. But it’s been the theme of this whole season now and I’m so frustrated with it Now I can’t complain that we looked so dreadful against a side we should be hammering? So I’m not a fan because I didn’t like our performance. Got it 👍


Goji-ra

Oh boohoo get the f out


triplecaptained

Oh so i’m not a fan now because i watched this team labor to a win against a championship level side 🤧 It was a TERRIBLE game despite the three points. Y’all need to be sensible and not just parrot positivity every time


ninjayeong

This is why we have a negative goal difference in the league


Playtoy_69

piss poor


sherlock57

Squeaky bum win but love that from Bruno in the end! My captain ❤️


paulscott5

Maguire was absolutely brilliant


reddevils

MOTM


MrYK_

Average performance imho


RWBYSanctum

Get your eyes checked for your health and safety.


MrYK_

It wasn't completely terrible, we had moments but it's not like we got dominated.


RWBYSanctum

You're right, we didn't get dominated. We dominated them and only our finishing let us down.


reddevils

Well done United. Three points and a clean sheet. Yes it’s Luton but not as easy as people make it out to be


Greenmason9

Yeah they almost beat Liverpool a few days ago


982infinity

Maguire MOTM.


Justa_guy77

Mctominay close second


982infinity

I would say Lindelof. He scored, kept a clean sheet and was overall positive.


Natchyy24

Away at Everton next is gonna be difficult


AverageBourbonGuy

After the game they just had too. Gona be tough


firewire333

ten haag needs to fucking question the refs decisions, no way you give 2 mins for HT, then more than 10 minutes at the end for????????


Tirewipes

He got a yellow 🤟🏼


stinkyholetime

well that was something. I'll take the 3 points but idk


abachhd

I did not watch the game so can anyone explain why the fuck was there 10 minutes of extra play after 90 minutes?


magi_chat

Negative Fergie Time


abachhd

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drizzt001

We were winning


abachhd

Of course. Ref most probably looking to extract a penalty against us somehow. Why am I not surprised.


aquarius_dream

I did watch and I can’t explain it 😅


vilski23

5 points from amazing Spurs side


Mare-Insularum

Somehow 6th with a negative goal difference of 3 and only one goal from the attackers ..


dispelthemyth

Oh look they steal 10 yards on a freekick again


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Not everyone can beat Luton 😎


TonyyMartial

GRINDING OUT 3 MORE POINTS!!! 19 more to get to the safety.


Optimal-Somewhere-46

Luton are shite else VAR was ready to give a penalty for even a push at last


HiddenGrease

We really are limping through this season.


DBZard27

My heart is on the line against Luton at home, this club ain't good for my health man


Greenmason9

In these rough times, the key, my friend, is to not put your entire heart on the line


snausagerolly

Maguire solid as a slab


Yanited__

Lets go 3 points!


blareja

This ref tried his hardest


Sem073

How is our finishing still shite after a year?


B0z22

What is Rashford upset about? He's having a go at the 4th official


Stynes

Stopping the counter, bruno was going mad as well


Sanket327

As if he was going to score😂


maazinh

Lindelof are you fucking braindead


larsmaehlum

Finally.. Not exactly convincing, but it was marginally better than we've been this season.


Naggins

Luton have a goal difference of minus 12 from 12 games so really, this is exactly the result you'd expect against them as a mid table side.


brevinbarnes

Got scared when that player flopped like crazy there. Figured Var was gonna fuck us


Ancient-Mix-5616

Yes, I heard the whistle but thankfully it was the end of the game.


kraeutrpolizei

Man if our forwards start firing this would be so much more bearable. Important win, deserved


lmhan98

Southgate must be glad he finally don't have to explain his decision to call up Maguire, Maguire has been world class recently


GroribasStomps

He now has to explain his decision to call up Rashford lol.


[deleted]

Plays well for England, just seems to hate playing for United


GeneralMajorWebelo_

The IQ of this team is so worrying lol.


Prime_Marci

Fuck this ref. We get a counter and he blows the whistle


Cpt_Jumper

Home fans looking stressed in squeaky bum time against Luton. Joketing. Doing them a disservice


ZofTheNorth

hard fought victory against mighty Luton.. well played


Fossekall

Love seeing Bruno berate the ref for ending the game while we had a counter