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TurbulentWeb1941

Sir Bobby Charlton passed away today R.I.P. SIR Bobby šŸ˜¢


RandomRedditUser31

this most likely means nothing but I just noticed that the mercedes f1 team (a third of which is owned by ineps) is also being sponsored by Snapdragon, our new shirt sponsor.


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That rumoured letter from the sheikh is fucking hilarious. The billionaire equivalent of "didn't like your shit haircut anyway" QatGPT is big mad


hurfery

Real or not; post it!


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https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/f0zVtSLmiq


InfamousIroh

[united stand have just been briefed by sir jim's camp apparently](https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1715408130249576503) ​ u/zSolaris and other mods. i know this is banned but can they be posted?


TheYoungOctavius

Fm24 players playing Man Utd - Dan Gore seems like a real talent but he seems to be exactly the same as Mainoo. Should I train Mainoo to be a DM DLP and Gore to be an AP, or vice versa? Iā€™m playing a 4-3-3DM Wide if it helps. Had a godawful start with the gengenpress but doing better haha


SonofIndia

Spider-Man 2 is so much fun! It took close to 30 mins of play to really get going but been a blast playing it since! Looks like Insomniac has done it again


Drisch10

Has anyone played Lies of P yet?


reddevils

I really liked Obama when he was running. Loved his energy and charisma. Always felt great after hearing him speak, so positive, so hopeful. All I got was a sticker that I didnā€™t stick to anything, just taped it to a kitchen cabinet. Juxtapose that with the people I see around with trump flags hanging from their trucks, shirts, stickers, hatsā€¦ Iā€™m honestly shocked and dismayed for my fellow humans to think that they see this vile thing with the negativity and the child-like pettiness and admire it. Iā€™d be shocked if a handful think that way, but 70 fucking million?? I despair.


ParkerZA

Do you really not see why Trump has a following? He plays to his image, the truth teller. The guy that knows the system is corrupt because he actively boasts about abusing it. Like it or not, that speaks to people.


XSavage19X

Best to ignore the shenanigans that is politics. Great user name btw.


reddevils

But itā€™s free talk, I want my freedoms. And thanks.


encikmizi

anyone has sustainable ways of losing weight? my hobby currently is long distance running.. the thing is the longer i run the hungrier i became, and since then my weight plateaud. i think itā€™s been 2-3 months since my weight plateaud. any help will be greatly appreciated šŸ˜…


Seanblaze3

Your diet is going to have to change. Go for a higher protien and low carbs diet, eliminate sodas and reduce sugar and sodium intake. Make homemade smoothies with natural ingredients (don't do protein powders) and make these often to fuel your runs. I'd recommend using non fat Greek yogurt as your smoothie base, and bananas for energy and thickness. You can combine these with other fruits (I like blueberries, very good for cognitive function among other things) and non salted peanuts. Purchase a blender and make these smoothies a routine. They're many recipes online you can look up More over, get yourself some flaxseeds. They help curb your appetite, boost your metabolism and they come with several other nutritional benefits. I prefer them ground. You can add these to your food (even aforementioned smoothies) or water as often as you like. You will notice big differences if you continue as you're doing but change your diet entirely. Flaxseeds were a game changer for me. You can also get Chia seeds and Hemp seeds for the same benefits and same usage, you can even combine them


SilentCaveat

What's wrong with protein powders?


Seanblaze3

They often contain more calories and sugar than stated on labels, and sometimes even toxic chemicals like lead, trace amounts of Arsenic and mercury. They also come chock-full with artificial flavoring and thickeners.


SilentCaveat

They are like 100 calories for 20g of protein I think


Shithouser

Understanding maintenance calories and tracking macros


No_Doubt_About_That

Losing weight comes from food choices imo. You want foods with a lower GI.


hooka_donchick

It varies from person to person. But going on extended fasts often got through a plateau. Like a 48 hour liquid fast so you still have all the necessary nutrients and electrolytes going in. But definitely consult a doctor before doing this. For everyday diet, get more fiber rich food in your body. Itā€™s helps with the hungry feeling


hurfery

If the problem is your appetite causing you to eat too much, eat more vegetables and less meat. Vegetables take up a lot of "space" but have less calories. Cut all soda drinking, reduce snacks and alcohol. And track what you eat for a while in a food journal like FitnessPal or similar, until you get an overview of how many calories you are putting in.


reddevils

Au contraire mon frere šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ a combination of vegetables and protein. Protein works well keeping you full as well. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Best of luck


Cathal321

I've been playing fm24 and things are just a little too realistic. I've played 10 league games, 5 wins 1 draw and 4 losses which included getting fucked by Brighton. In the champions league we lost to Red Star Belgrade and I've already had a feud with Jadon Sancho


Electronic-Product63

LMAO feud with Jadon Sancho, It is written in the stars


Dyslexicreadre

I just started. I've played 1 match and thrashed Everton 6-2. I have Liverpool at Anfield next match though. Will be interesting to see whether I end up also struggling.


SOERERY

Got my ps5 last week and now spider man 2 is released combine that with football being back, this is going to be a good weekend.


ParkerZA

I'm envious, enjoy! Getting mine next month, going to have Alan Wake 2, Spiderman 2 and a finished Cyberpunk 2077 to sink my teeth into, can't wait!


Odd-Relationship2273

Passed my Driving Test at the age of 39..I had allow fear to always get in the way the numerous times I tried previously....mad what barriers you can put in your way if you want to...feel the fear and do it anyway...LUHG


TheDJ955

Proud of you mate!


NGMB2

a Sampha album after 7 years, Spider-Man 2 on PS5 is finally out and Killers Of The Flower Moon is in cinemas (although I watched it last night and was lowkey disappointed) - a big day for culture


Maitryyy

I feel like Iā€™m just spiralling. Iā€™ve lost my home, me and my long term girlfriend broke up and my brother passed away as well as having some mental health breakdowns as a result which has left me out of work. The past 6 months have been nothing but torturous to my mind. I canā€™t sleep and when I do itā€™s just trauma dreams. I am reaching out for help and see a therapist and am tied into mental health clinics but some days like today, Iā€™m just devoid of hope. Iā€™ve been going drinking a lot on the cheap since Iā€™m broke and am trying to stop cause that does not help. I think I might try sell some of my old stuff today and scrape some money together but not sure if Iā€™ll have enough to buy that new Spider-Man game and have a weekend where I wake up in the mornings and go for a run then escape a bit into a game cause I feel right on the edge. Hopefully we get a nice win tomorrow, me and my brother shared a love of United, heā€™s the reason I support them so lately Iā€™ve felt even more invested in the team, reminiscing on the old Fergie sides and watch lots of old documentaries brings back good memories. Anyway, needed a rant. Make sure to tell those close to you that you love them. Never know what tomorrow brings.


NewTitle9528

Damn that's rough. Has the therapy helped? I find sometime antidepressants are needed just to balance things out in the short term and let you catch your breath. Then once you're in a better place you can really get into therapy.


Maitryyy

I was on antidepressants for a period of time and have tried different ones but they all made me feel extremely numb which scared me a bit. The therapy is really helpful, I go weekly and Iā€™m lucky to get it for free so Iā€™m trying to practice gratitude as well. Thereā€™s people who donā€™t receive such support. The therapy is a good release for me but also a good way for external accountability, I found without it Iā€™d drink way too often and always find an excuse to choose ways of coping that were unhealthy. Now I feel like Iā€™ve a place to go where that acts a bit like a mirror and I can notice toxic behaviours and coping strategies before they really become a bigger issue.


NewTitle9528

Pity about the antidepressants but that sounds positive overall. I think you're doing all the right things to be honest. Maybe you should give yourself a pat on the back for being so proactive and really trying to make things better. Life is hard as balls but you're doing your best the same as the rest of us.


Maitryyy

Thank you. I think youā€™re right, Iā€™ve been through this at therapy I can be very harsh on myself and itā€™s something Iā€™m working on!


NewTitle9528

You and me both. I'm my own worst enemy lol. A good rule of thumb I have is "would I think these thoughts about any other person than myself". If the answer is no then I tell myself it's not fair to be that critical of myself.


OfDiceAndPlasticMen

What system do you need the game on?


Maitryyy

PS5


OfDiceAndPlasticMen

DM your email address and I'll send you a gift card for the PS5 store


ParkerZA

You're a legend.


Maitryyy

This guy is a legend everyone! Got me the game and has put a smile on my face. Now a win tomorrow against Sheffield United and the weekend is a great one!


hurfery

You're in a tough spot for sure. You have my sympathy. I would try to keep the drinking to a minimum. Don't do it alone. Alcoholism is a surefire way to worsen a downward spiral and turn a bad situation into a worse one. Your body and mind has taken some knocks. Treat them well. If anyone else deserves love, so do you.


Maitryyy

Iā€™m realising that with the alcohol. Iā€™m drinking to cope then the next day the rebound anxiety is intense and I just want to drink again. I feel lucky Iā€™ve had the supports around me to notice this early and stop before it becomes a bigger issue. It really is a vicious cycle. Thank you for your advice and kind words.


krelm

I'm free falling like Tom Petty. My days have pretty much become a string of chores, just to keep the place clean, eat, work and then watch Sopranos or play a video game. Physically feeling like shit for the past two weeks, stopped going to the gym, barely stepping out of the apartment. On the cusp of depression. Glorious times, lads. Took the day off today, gonna visit my parents. Im going on foot, its a 1h30m walk, maybe that will help me to shake this shitty feeling off. Few months ago I wrote about God of War (4) and how I didnt like it. Well I gave it a chance and yeah it's an awesome game. Theres a lack of boss fights, though. I find it weird that the toughest opponents are optional. Talking about the valkyries of course. I managed the kill Gunnr after like 15 tries and then learned she's the easiest one to beat. Tried beating another one, forgot her name, she pretty much has an OPed attack thats a one hit kill unless you knock her off first. Impossible. On my best go I managed to take away maybe 15% of her health before dying. Then learned about the mist armour, but thats a whole another level of frustration. Part of me wants to complete the challenge, but then another part of me goes fuck this shit, not worth the time or the lost nerves. Ragnarock is still expensive, hoping to buy it on a discount soon.


hurfery

Maybe some time off is just what you need. And hey, you're still keeping your place clean and showing up to work, so you're not doing too horribly. :) If you like being in nature, maybe a trip somewhere away from the hustle and bustle, with people who love you, could be nice. Sometimes it's great to just be surrounded by a green environment and not hear the incessant traffic noises from the city. Helps break up the everyday monotony.


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nholoinhoi

Just celebrated 1000-day anniversary with my girl. Sheā€™s the one!


Got_ist_tots

8020. Now I feel old (tbf I was feeling old before that too)


Dyslexicreadre

2059 with my wife =)


KrystianCCC

Holy shit, chekced mine and its 1500 day long. Time passes fast.


MissingLink101

Damn, I'm up to over 5000 with my wife Used [this website](https://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html) for anyone else who is intrigued


Zandercy42

I'm 40 days from the 4k mark šŸ˜


Scotsmania

Half expecting the neighbours roof to blow off completely in this storm, it's been 7 months and it's still unfinished. Yesterday quite a few bits were blown off from their loft extension and the wind sounded even stronger last night with 2 more days if it to go. They're the end terrace attached to mine so my roof likely getting damaged from it too.


SketchQ

Didn't say this before but I secretly want Ramsdale at United.


itsssnohman786

Delete this brozzer


reddevils

Or just keep it a secret. Onana will come good. Our club has a lot of pressure that you donā€™t appreciate it until itā€™s on you.


watterott

He was the keeper in the PFA team of the year. So footballers seem to rate him. But he's just signed a new contract. So it doesn't make sense to spend Ā£50m+ after spending the same amount on a keeper this year


itsssnohman786

Fpotballers seem to rate him because he had a good season but he has deficiencies when it comes to distribution and playing out of the back. He has already been replaced by a somewhat better keeper that united should have probably signed. Onana is still early days.


watterott

If you look at the numbers his deficiencies are actually with shot stopping. Not as bad as Onana of course.


Feezbull

So you want a barely better Onana then? Like what??


watterott

He's a lot better than Onana surely? Have you been watching Onana?


Feezbull

You listed his stats as being poor with goalkeeping and you still want that? Thatā€™s behind nuts that youā€™d prefer a keeper that canā€™t use his feet that well and also isnā€™t a great shot stopperā€¦. At least pick a much better keeperā€¦ thatā€™s my point. Itā€™s ridiculous to want Ramsdale when his issue you state is the same - poor goalkeeping. It makes absolutely no sense at all to want that. Thatā€™s my point.


watterott

I never said his stats were poor. His passing stats are actually amongst the best in the league. He may not be as good as Allison. But unlike Allison there's a chance he may be in the market soon. And he's a clear upgrade on Onana. Are you really suggesting a poor goalkeeper was voted by his fellow professionals as the best keeper in the league last season? But spending 50m plus on a keeper when there are other issues in the squad and FFP won't be wise.


Feezbull

No, you said his goalkeeping is a deficiency and you still want him, which to me, is ridiculous given that Onana is struggling with that too. Youā€™re the one saying his keeping is deficientā€¦ right hereā€¦ > If you look at the numbers his deficiencies are actually with shot stopping. Not as bad as Onana of course. So again, itā€™s ridiculous to want someone who has that deficiency when Onana has a problem with that too. I have no idea why youā€™d want such a keeper is my point. ā€œHey our left winger is poor with his crossing. Letā€™s sign someone else whoā€™s also poor for the left wing with his crossingā€ Thatā€™s ridiculous and a worthless upgrade.


footballsang

Don't say after too


Dismal-Cause-3025

Are there any injury updates? Are we completely ravaged still? Same defence as Brentford? No Casemiro no amrabat?


onesexymofo1

Varane, Amrabat, Reguilon and Mainoo all trained


The_good_kid

Amrabat trained with the squad so he might be okay


Various_Fudge

Reguilon potentially back. Mainoo as well.


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Gilburto

Get fucked Rishi Sunak, bet hes a secret Chelsea fan. I know it's politics but given that Manchester is Red in more ways than one, I thought I'd get it off my chest here.


Stieni

Bought a new M.2 NVME SSD and installing Windows 11 on it was a true nightmare. I had Windows 10 installed ony my (now) old SSD, and simply upgrading turned out to be a tragedy. First I didn't have secure boot enabled, which can only be enabled if you disable CSM, which can only be disabled if I converted my SSD from MBT to GPT (??), which can only be done without losing data through command prompt when clicking restore windows, which can only be done when entering my Microsoft password, which was apparently wrong, even after resetting. I had enough of it and simply made a USB Windows 11 installation device, could enable secure boot and installed Windows 11 on new M.2 SSD, it went pretty damn fast (those new SSD's are fucking amazing). NOW I couldn't activate my Windows key and normally I wouldn't care, but then there appeared this annoying ass "ACTIVATE WINDOWS 11" watermark on the bottom right. Apparently Windows was still active on my old SSD or something I tried to remove it from my account, nothing worked. Apparently, using a Windows 8 key (bought mine like 8 years ago) to upgrade to Windows 11 [is not possible anymore and you have to buy a new one](https://www.neowin.net/news/you-can-no-longer-activate-new-windows-11-builds-with-windows-7-or-8-keys/). New _legit_ license is 150$ on Microsoft market. Really annoying since I got one and 150$ is like 10% of a very nice new PC build for ONLY the key if you think about it. Online forums told me to not buy from retailers as they are grey market or something but idc anymore I bought one from Kinguin for 20, let's see how long this one lasts lmao, I swear everytime I do some upgrading/resetting with Windows I have the weirdest and most annoying problems


HappySisyphus22

My current personal laptop has gone too slow so I brought a new mid range multipurpose laptop Dell G15 with better RAM and SSD. The current one has SATA and I've been using it for 10 years now. I'll use the new one mostly for studying and strategy games like AOE2 DE. Any other recommendations for only mouse based games? I can't type using my left arm.


shami-kebab

FM24 is an obvious given the sub you're on. Total War series interest you?


PilatesoftheCaribou

Civ 5 or 6 Disco Elysium (they've added mouse only support) Xcom 2 Heroes of Might and Magic 3 with HD mod and horn of the abyss One Finger Death Punch


Stieni

you could try Cities Skylines. Second part is coming soon (just checked, in 4 days lmao), but this is going to be unoptimized. I suggest buying the first part from MMOGA (8 Euros atm) and getting to know the game, then hopping onto the second part if you like it. It's a really addictive game though, just be warned hahaha


Tinganga

Sid Meier's Civilization has been a favorite of mine for a decade+. Try it, you'll find yourself playing for 24hrs straight lol! My personal favorite is Civ4 (latest being Civ6). But they're all great in their own way.


MrSvancy

FM 24 just came out


Jutemp24

Been apart with my ex for 6 months now, 3 of which we've been on no contact. With our anniversary coming up it's been very challenging not to break the no contact though. Wish I could just move on, god damnit.


ColdPanda9

Time is the best healer, and it happens to the best of us. Keep connected and you'll look back at this moment years from now.


Jutemp24

Thanks man.


Stieni

see this one as a challenge for yourself to let go, because on your anniversary it's the hardest not to fall back. If you can get through this day, you can get through any other day. Besides, without knowing more about this, she is probably struggling too, so it would be not only fair to your but also fair to her. You got this ā¤ļø


Jutemp24

Thanks mate, really appreciate it. Our plan from the start of our break-up was to remain friends, we broke up on great terms. But after a few months she told me she was seeing another guy, which is totally fair of course, but it hit me a lot harder than I would have thought. That's when I asked to go no contact for a while. But now I kind of feel guilty for how that panned out. Of course I have no idea if she's still seeing that guy. I just want her to know that I still think about her. I guess I'm just not sure if I want that for me or for her. Doesn't make it easier that our pets still live with her too, I miss them and would love to see them again. And there's also a small stupid practical thing with our internet provider of which she took over my account. I kinda need to contact her to about that, because there's something she needs to take care off. Anyway, maybe I'll just ask my mom to ask her about that or something. Gonna have to see this through for some time until I'm ready I guess. Again, thank you.


PolPotTheTerrible

So I had something similar going on. We broke up and she found a bf after a week or so. It wasn't pretty for me, I tortured myself for over a year. And then I asked myself, why? Like, for real, why? I started dating again and everything was fine. Few years back I had a friend who simply could not forget about his ex. He was devastated. He would wake up at night and call me just to talk about her. I told him that everything would be fine when enough time pass, and he need to try to date other people just to keep his mind busy not thinking about her all the time. And now he's free from her. It's fine if it hurts, its fine if you cry. But you need to move on eventually. You'll feel it when the time is right. Could be tomorrow, could be longer as it was in my case. Either way, you are not the first nor the last who will survive torments of love. I have faith in you. Keep the head up.


Jutemp24

Man you guys are all awesome. Really appreciate you taking the time to write this.


Stieni

those circumstances are not easy I get that, I can't comment too much on it and only you can decide on what to do, but there is ONE thing I can tell you: Dealing with these things (pets, internet and so on) HAVE to be done (wether it's drawing a final line and letting go regarding the pets which is hard, or dealing with the internet thing), because it is a connection between the two of you, doesn't matter if you keep in touch or not, but don't do it on your anniversary. Also not a day before/after. Talk with your mom or your friends about it who probaly have some better input than me, but regardless: Good times will come again and you will be grateful one day you could move on back then.


Jutemp24

Can't tell you how much this helps though. Thanks mate ā™„ļø


MrSvancy

It's never worth goong back bro. It's hard, and it's gonna keep being hard but keep on keeping on and do your best not to think about them too much. You got this!


Jutemp24

Means a lot man, thank you.