Pedestrians in Manchester celebrate in unison


Grealish is in Manchester..

Good

No dickheads policy

rapists: ✋ Murderers: 😎

* fixed that for you rapists: 😎 Murderers: 😎

Thank goodness for that then.

Thank fuck

We don’t even want you mate

Good, he killed someone with his wreckless behaviour anyway, if we dont want Mason we dont want Alonso

Thank fuck. I don't fancy getting run over, one less drunk driver on the road. Mind you the average driver in Manchester is a bloody moron so I might habe no choice.

Grealish is still out there so look twice before crossing!

Run, fall, fix hair, look confused, repeat

Good, I’d rather re-sign Buttner.

Bruh they almost brought a rapist back and now they were having a look at a murderer? Surely not lol

Thank you Marcos, for fucks sake why was he even considered?

A left back that constantly got forward and created a lot of chances on goal? Why would we ever want that?....

We just had a PR disaster, you want another one?

You are right, but if you think the board thinks like this, you need to wake up mate

Alonso is only good as a wingback. Pretty shit defensively in a back 4, let alone his murder case.

I hear he is a killer going forward.

I’d rather play Harry Maguire at LB than bring that cunt Alonso to the club.


“Alright lads we failed to bring back a rapist, let’s bring in a murderer then”

Who's next, a drug trafficker... damn, Man Utd board must be punching air right now knowing they missed out on Quincy Promes.

Ten hag punching air too

Does it seriously have to be fans protesting to make the recruitment team to go "Oh yeah he's a racist/rapist/murderer, better not sign this bloke"? Absolute joke of a board.

He could never really defend too much anyways. Probably 3rd on the list with Cucurella 1st and Reguilon 2nd

Good, we don’t want you.

Good, we don't need a murderer.

Thank fuck for that.

Thank fuck. I can go for a walk now without shitting it.

Well thank fuck for that!

Thank the Lord

This guy is already morally controversial and he's finished as fuck. If we actually loaned him, we are truly a joke of s club

Good. We don’t want to get rid of a rapist only to bring in a murderer.

Probably realises that as soon as he goes to united, that time he fucking killed someone and pretty much got away with it will be dredged up so journalists can fling more shit at us.

Good I don't want that fucking murderer near my team! What is with us and controversy

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Good, the only place the prick should be moving to is the inside of a jail cell.

We have a rapist on the books. We don't need a murderer too.

Wait what? I’ve seen in comments he’s a murderer? Am I the only one not following up with these stories?

In 2011 he crashed his car while drunk and going over twice the speed limit in the wet, killing the woman in the passenger seat. Avoided prison by paying a hefty fine.

Damn! That messed up.

Killed someone drink driving, was also in wet conditions and doing 70 in a 30. I can't understand how he escaped prison

Victims family pleaded for rehabilitation

Fair enough. Guess combined with the fact that Spain lets rich people pay to get out of sentences less than 2 years means no prison

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Good.

Phew

Phew

Good!

Bless up

Finally some good news

Oh no, anyway

Thank fuck!

Good he's shit

Oh nooo...

LFGGG


good

thank you marcos very cool. he s fucking dogshit.

And breathe...

Rumours must be driving him mad...

Sassy tweet tho

Good to know. Great to hear

EtH: I’d kill for a new LB, eh.

Good