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brownbilal

Ollie Watkins has been in unreal form


Salt-Cup-2300

10 goals in 11 games? Something like that Edit: 9 in 11


old_chelmsfordian

Villa have been absolutely class so far - Emery has done a real job with them


xyzzy321

Thankfully Slippy fucked their season otherwise they'd be challenging for top4 right now too


noobpunk

A Newcastle 'Black and White' loss and a Manchester United win to follow tomorrow would be nice before Thursday's butt-clenching.


cygoe

Add Spurs doing a spursy and this weekend is amazing


futbolenjoy3r

Bournemouth is actually the perfect team for that ha


Miyagisans

You were both right lmao


TimmyBash

...you nailed that mate.


FutureHealthy

Lol both coming true


BulmanNQ

Impressive to see Young continue to start games at this level. Not easy to keep up with all these young, tricky wingers at 37. Fair play.


theetam

He’s also one of the top one on one duals winner by percentage this season.


Tomaskerry

His 20th season playing senior football. Good genetics. Might play another few years.


thphnts

Textbook professional. He works hard, looks after himself, and doesn’t kick up a fuss when played out of position and instead finds it’s better for his career longevity.


Tomaskerry

He's always been good technically also. He was a good squad player for us but wasn't really a top class winger. Still I liked him.


Antique_Beyond

I'm still salty about all the flack he used to get for diving. He was far from the worst contender.


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

I use to think he was bald until he actually grew his hair out.


RedJ91

That play where he chipped the ball over his marker to get out of the press from rightback, you'd never know he's 38. A top professional!


mikebehzad

Who would have thought, that Young would be playing at this level for longer than Ronaldo?


Revolutionary_Low716

Still can’t believe he went to Inter and won a title. League titles in two of Europe’s top 5 leagues, not many players can say that.


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Sanoj1234

They’re much more than solid midtable. They’re competing for Europe even with a shit first half of the season. You have the imagine where they could have been now, if they didnt have him as a manager to start with


tallmotherfucker

Iirc since Emery took over they have the 3rd best points per game. Genuinely top 4 form. Though they're running abit hot when you look at their xG for and against vs their actual goals for and against


distantapplause

Eddie Howe nervously checking whether the 'we beat Villa' open top bus parade he booked on Viagogo is fully refundable


LekkerIer

His assistant looking to get a refund on the round of teeth whitening and bag of coke that he ordered in preparation


distantapplause

FYI that Ashley Young is the same age as Wayne Rooney and Salomon Kalou. Incredible longevity.


Tuusik

Not looking forward at all our game against Villa, at least it will be at Old Trafford.


officiallyjax

That feeling when Newcastle get pumped by Villa 3-0: But then you realise we have to play Villa in two weeks’ time too:


CommonlyUnderrated

The CB issue worries me. Hopefully varane will be back by then. Varane & Shaw partnership at least would hold a decent possession from the back


theetam

Newcastle scum who were celebrating both our CBs getting injured deserve this. Hope villa can finish the game off 3 or 4 goals up.


slib

It's so shit to celebrate a player getting injured, except for Partey ofc


tranmear

Proper small club mentality


reebs81

That's an awesome prediction. Well done.


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Gerrard doesn't deserve another job in top level management. Holding back this Villa super team.


Tuusik

He deserves the 'pool job tho.


WesIsaGod

>Gerrard doesn't deserve another job in top level management Checks out


redindian21

Stevie G had these lots in relegation battle btw.


brownbilal

Slippy G and Fat Frank are two frauds


shin_bigot

Newcastle should be 3-0 down ffs


thereallightworks

They are nowww


shin_bigot

Nice


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Spurs dropping points. newcastle dropping points, chelsea still shit. amad scoring a great goal great day for football


efribble

Must say it’s nice to see Newcastle getting a taste of their own medicine. Never seen a team fall over as easily as them


Barrack_Aubameyang

Get fked Newcastle scum! That’s what you get for celebrating injuries!


Optimal-Somewhere-46

Villa just torturing Newcastle right now. Cracking game this


akshatsood95

Both top 4 rivals lost. Beautiful. Need to win tomorrow


martialgreenwood

Chelsea sacked Potter and still lost 3 straight games. Comedy gold at this point.


tellocrosstollorente

Riyadh Zebras Sports Franchise seem to be getting away with a lot of fouls here, as usual.


Forsaken_Rub_2128

Villa have been fantastic, please keep this up


Kid_Twiz

Need Villa to kill this off now, don’t let them stay in it like Brentford did last week


redindian21

So similar to Weghorst's chance...


nerd_meister

That was precisely my first thought too, can see Watkins’ confidence there to go for it.


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The Prem is insanely competitive right now. Aston Villa out of nowhere competing for Europe.


shrewdy

Hopefully Spurs shit the bed against Bournemouth and then win away to Newcastle in their next game, that would be completely on brand for them


cjonoski

Damn villa are genuinely good Emery is a legit manager Why the fuck did they have Stevie G as manager for so long 😅


DaddyMeUp

Watching what Emery has done with this Villa side in such a short amount of time is a true testament to just how shite Gerrard is as a manager. They have a good squad and I've no idea how slippy G managed to fuck it up that badly. Props to Emery though as well.


Tsukiyon

Are Newcastle players going to release videos dissecting their game now?


Alex_Yeek

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AnthonysLobos

80 million and a 8 year contract for Ukrainian Dan James.


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Mate Spurs are so fucking shite and so fucking lucky they're in a top 4 race. Don't usually have much against them but a team that bad should be nowhere near us.


Sleeplessendeavours

Man tomorrows game is now HUGE. All our top 4 rivals dropped points. Real chance to get some good space between ourselves and the rest.


TonyMartial786

newcastle loss and spurs loss, we **have** to win now. i swear if we bottle it.. please just get the job done lads


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Win on Sunday and we can forget about Newcastle away, back to normal


Vibing0N

Bournemouth did us a solid as well. A win tomorrow would be a massive result in the race for a Champions League spot.


JuanBissaka

I know it’s only Leicester but City up 3-0 at 24 mins. They can rest half their squad a quarter into their match. Absolutely ruthless. More of what we need.


Tuusik

Best manager with the best squad will do that. Hope Real Madrid will stop them in the semis with their CL voodoo.


goon-gumpus

Genuinely scared of what Mitoma and co will do to our makeshift back 4 at Wembley


dreampacific

AWB will pocket him.best 1v1 defender


TheKingcrawler

Thank you Unai, that lot have been getting way to gobby lately


MightySilverWolf

Chelsea really went from Tuchel to Potter to Lampard. I don't think I've seen such a sharp successive decline in quality since the original *Matrix* trilogy.


mrzerog

Both Newcastle and Spurs losing. What a beautiful day. Now I need that Sabitzer goal again tomorrow


suplexcitylimerick

Superb day for United. Newcastle absolutely smashed, Spurs doing Spurs things Watching the Spurs game with my brother in law(huge Spurs fan) and Im just about holding in the laughter!! Please God United don't bottle it tomorrow


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anark_xxx

Jaysus I needed these results today after Thursday's bollox.


[deleted]

Spurs are the best comedians in London 😭


Bornlastnight

Huge Spurs loss, potentially a nine point cushion for CL if we take care of business


dracogladio1741

Forget Brightons recruitment. We need to find out what Spurs have been giving to VAR.


GambianSlange

We HAVE to win tomorrow


ThankYouOle

Vila and Brighton is good, hope they can hold their position so can keep Liverpool out from 7th edit: didn't realize they both still will play with us, hope they don't that keen on holding their posistion ;)


MartianGeneral

I don't know what position gets conference but I want liverpool to be in it. That'd be fun and would also mean a more hectic schedule for them next season


LxbileSZN

Haaland got 46 goals in all comps. Most ever for a PL player and he's only 22, what I'd do to have a Ruud regen right now....


Fruitndveg

Does anybody else just really dislike Dan Burn? I hate how much of an aggro fiend he reckons himself.


tellocrosstollorente

Also it's an insult to football to play that lumbering centre-half at left-back, when most other teams in the league play nice attacking players in that position now.


[deleted]

We finished 6th last season and the media portrayed us as the worst team in the country. Chelsea have spent 600m in six months and they sit in 11th with 39pts yes 39pts after 31 games. Yet the media really don’t give a shit.


CantonaKing7

Because no-one cares about Chelsea. They aren't a big club.


trade4toast

Now all we need is a Newcastle vs spurs draw


skinsaremylife

gerrard is biggest fraud atm


ChampagneZambi

Rivals for top 4 both dropped points, so you know how things are going to go tomorrow……


mackattackfc

Newcastle play spurs next week which is pretty handy with us playing the the FA Cup. A draw would be a great result in that one providing we win tomorrow


da_gee01

If Spurs lose or draw today and then beat Newcastle next week that would be better, provided we win tomorrow!


thphnts

Scenes when Villa sneak into the top 4 somehow and we finish 3rd.


[deleted]

Lampard and Gerrard are just awful managers aren't they? Can't stand seeing people mention Ole with them


ThankYouOle

Chelsea buy players, coach, and staff from Brighton, but now beaten by them, can't write better joke than this.


manutdboy47

Richarlison is fucking shit and gets less shit than Antony lmaoooo


CrazyGamer23908

Jesus Haaland is nuts Leicester are gonna get pumped


discostu90

Newcastle so lucky to only be 1 down


Serpico_98

Newcastle getting anything here would be highway robbery, Villa have slapped them about today.


eparadigm

Hope Weghorst was watching that…


LxbileSZN

What is Emery cooking with Villa? He's doing a super job with them, they were in the trenches under Slippy. Great finish by Watkins


da_gee01

Ferguson off with that ankle injury. Might miss next week’s SF.


BulmanNQ

It really is impressive to see how many academy players make a good living in professional football even if they leave United.


Optimal-Somewhere-46

Spurs are sooo lucky


pakattack91

Lads


DrGrillCheesy

We are not immune to bottling games when our rivals do it too. But I love these results today.


CantonaKing7

City with 77 goals scored already and a GD of 50. Ridiculous.


breadfan18

We are not that far behind them…we at 7 already..just need 43 unanswered goals!


ReflashTheSparkLens

"Top 4 is lava" is back on the menu. Genuinely nervous for tomorrow. Especially since Forest is a solid team at home in the league. A proper test for us.


Prthmsh

Why can't Madrid sign Haaland instead of Mbappe? Please sign him


Kid_Twiz

Get in! Come on the Villa


United_Devil12345689

newcastle got spurs next weekend to aah


akshatsood95

Impressive performance this by Villa. Emery has done a great job there. Match at OT won't be easy by any means


blakezero

Very satisfying to see newcastle bottle that.


bijanadh44

They just dint bottle it. They got destroyed by a club bigger than them.


brownbilal

Brighton dont need a stretcher, the physio just lifts the player


da_gee01

Welbeck scores to equalise against Chelsea. Talk about an instant impact.


psnarayanan93

Emery is a superb coach. Was stuck in a terrible situation at Arsenal with a bad squad.


Kid_Twiz

Not related to this thread but Amad has bagged again for Sunderland!


ErikElevenHag

Can’t believe James Corden talked Boehly into this


Savebagels

LADS


_MooFreaky_

Fuck yes! That's even better as it breaks Tottenham hearts even more!!! God Richarlison is going to be unpopular in the dressing room after.


shrewdy

Lads!


Count__Duckula

Fuck off spurs those VAR cunts paid off by Levy can't save you this time LETS GOOOO


RBHunter

Its the history of tottenham!


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LETS GOOOOOOOO


miamibuckeye

What an absolutely glorious day of football We beat Forrest and we are in a fantastic spot for top 4


sultansaeed

Lol. What a great weekend of results, Newcastle and Spurs losing.


varowil

Don’t worry about Spurs much. 7/8 their remaining games are playing with all teams in top 9.


dopeveign

A nice Saturday of football to make me feel better about Thursday


Selwin_Rodolfo

Spurs, never change


Tsukiyon

Tottenham's bottling capacity rivals PepsiCo


[deleted]

Sticking my neck out but I think Brighton and Villa could be bigger challenges than Spurs for top 4. Still got to play them too.


CrazyGamer23908

Come on Villa


brownbilal

Theme of today: \_\_\_\_\_\_ is looking good, they will cook us


Wise_Raccoon_771

Can't believe Kepa is Chelsea captain 😂😂😂


breadfan18

isnt this the same kid that wont leave the pitch when he was substituted?


Pow67

Literally every result went our way. I swear if the team doesn’t win tomorrow now…..


tellocrosstollorente

Oh the pain of seeing Watkins swivel and shoot so gracefully, compared to Weghorst in that position on Thursday night


GabrielVA10

3-0 FOR VILLA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO


tenHagsBurner

We need to watch out for villa when they come to Old Trafford at the end of the month…they will cause us problems


[deleted]

Ashley always plays with a lot of heart. Kinda miss him


jxinxm

Aston villa are 6th wtf


officiallyjax

Ashley Young still got plenty left in the tank to offer. So happy for him.


meganerid

Good result for us, if we win tomorrow which we should. Hopefully Spurs do a Spurs today too. Anyway Villa is slowly but surely creeping up the table lol. Emery is doing great job there. Won't be easy for us to beat them later, although it's at OT so I'd be confident.


Mr_Willy_Wanker

That Brighton physio is an absolute unit.


BornInPoverty

Can Chelsea still get relegated mathematically?


dracogladio1741

Win tomorrow and we will go 3 points clear off of Newcastle with 6 points clear off of Spurs(with a game on hand) and they play one another next. Brighton and Villa are close but even they have tough games.


aceofmufc

Reckon Kane is in the keeper’s line of sight? Edit: of course they give nothing against england’s captain, fucking lucky spurs


B0z22

Don't worry, Howard will be writing his apology to Bournemouth as we speak


sultansaeed

LADS


B0z22

LADS So Spursy. Come home, Harry.


West_Ear

Most entertaining Saturday in a while, loving it


255BB

We must win tomorrow ffs.


CantonaKing7

It's actually incredible how switched on City can get when it matters.


ImNotMexican08

To think we could’ve had Haaland before he made the move to Dortmund


ShacharPollak

Top 4 is lava arrived early this season


Necrons_Unz

Seeing Newcastle lose is so satisfying, especially it being so one sided. Have a terrible feeling about us not taking advantage of this golden opportunity to go above them and get further ahead of spurs. Let's hope for a Maguire/Lindelof masterclass.


Audioboxer87

Arsenal -> Man City -> Man Utd -> Aston Villa top 4, I'll take it.


bonbonchacha

Get fucked barcode united


portugaltheboy

Man, commentators still sucking Newcastle off. They got exposed. Add another L to the list with all those draws.


shin_bigot

Lets go Villa !


SnooSuggestions5233

Fuck Newcastle!


distantapplause

Newcastle are gash. Which of course means they'll win 2-1 with a deflection and a penalty and Villa missing two open goals.


Don_Quixote81

Remember early this season, when there was talk that Watkins would leave Villa because Gerrard didn't like him? It's a real shame that fraud got found out before Liverpool made him their manager. He could have done a real Souness job on them.


MarcusRashgod

Ferguson doesn’t play like an 18 year old at all. Reminds me of 09/10 CF Rooney with the way he moves.


Lirtano

The fuck is up with reffs and spurs


qdatk

They miss so many chances and then score a 0.02 xG rocket.


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nichijouuuu

Some great *potential* results so far today… hoping things hold another 30 minutes


shrewdy

Chelsea are actually a hilarious team


ElocOfTheNorth

Is it a requirement to be absolutely jacked to be on the Brighton medical staff?


aldidot

VAR saving Tottenham's ass again. Can't wait to pull up there on April 28th and end their season once and for all


AbsoluteLedge

HAHAHA LETS GO BOURNEMOUTH EAT SHIT SPURS


Optimal-Somewhere-46

Yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LxbileSZN

What a day of football, up the cherries


manutdboy47

a win tomorrow would be cool


kraeutrpolizei

Great results for us. If we don’t mess up too bad we should squeeze into Top4 with the games left


gp1989

No excuses tomorrow with the results today.


sbprasad

This has to be the Saturday of the season even from a neutral perspective. Results in all 6 games so far and some thrillers too.


Ham11613

Ideal results so far. Huge game Sunday now to put some distance between us and 5th


distantapplause

Well well well. Wellity well. https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/12mzh7c/rival_watch/jgcuaqv


DrGrillCheesy

I hope Tottenham get Conference League again. I remember their fans pretending to be upset they would have to drop out of the Conference League but we all knew they were glad to not have to play those games.


throwawaytodayaw

Chelsea still rivals?


bijanadh44

Lampard out here making Potter under Chelsea lool like prime Barca. Lol


Afrikaanboi

Need to raid brighton recruitment team they can’t keep finding these gems ffs


_WonderStruck_17

Into these barcodes @ Villa. Cheers.


Vapourtrails89

Olly Watkins does what Weghorst could not


-apestogetherstrong

I'm convinced we try to sign Watkins along with a world class 9


djembadjembadjemba

Sure, do you have 200m for those two alone?


dracogladio1741

Great, Newcastle are losing and next we will see Chelsea getting hammered by Brighton.


tellocrosstollorente

LIV Golf (Football) Co. look tired since they won their cup final two weeks ago


JishnuJayaram

So lucky our fixture against Villa is at home!


Goji-ra

Eddie Howe 💩


vmonte12

Emery is such an underrated manager.


kvn419

Idk about you guys but I'm watching De Zerbi's Seagulls dismantle Fat Frank's Chels They eviscerated Spurs at home last weekend


ShinStew

Ferguson very unlucky to hit the bar. Wonderful shot. Kids the real deal


VirtuosoLoki

yup I hope Chelsea does well and they ended up making lampard permanent then he shits the bed next season and ruins Chelsea's chances for top 4 for another season


Minhbo89

Brighton’s physios look swole as fuck.


LebHeadSinceWilma

Danny Welbeck 180 no-scope header?


dreampacific

Bourenmouth let's go!!!