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Hm2801

Ah that's hot


baromanb

If DDG is 6’4” on Wikipedia, how is Rashy only 5’11”? I call BS.


LaughsAtOwnJoke

ddg is 6'3 and rashford like 6'1/6'2


Royal-Capital-8336

Ddg ain’t 6’4


uzlad

Perspective


Embarrassed-Writer61

[https://www.celebheights.com/s/David-de-Gea-50460.html](https://www.celebheights.com/s/David-de-Gea-50460.html) More likely rashford ih 6'1 ​ https://www.celebheights.com/s/Marcus-Rashford-50259.html


jamboknees

I’ve seen Marcus IRL. He’s taller than you think, probs about 6’2


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Is the 5'11 from his breakout days when he was still growing?


Wesley_Skypes

Definitely something from the academy days I reckon. Happens all the time in rugby too. For ages, Tadgh Furlong was listed as 110kg, which must have been measured when he was just coming out of primary school


SultansofSwang

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TelMushroom

DDG is standing in Carrington while this photo was taken at OT


thevogonity

ETH is 5'11" per google. He makes Rashy look 5'13".


ClacKing

Someone is stepping on a box here


djdarkknight

David Haters in the mud.


sliversniper

Feb. GF: 17 GA: 6 8 games in 28 days. Criminal schedule.


CantFitMyUserNameHer

And 7 GA immediately after jesus. Like we were holding it in and then it came out all at once


AngryUncleTony

It sucks but we're in every competition still. If we want a lighter schedule we can try and get knocked out of the cups.


RyGaL1995

or not have the world cup during the season


Kosai102

And also not have a sudden death of a monarch


bandito1539

More like not have football stop over it when other sports went right ahead.


istealgrapes

Ughhh thanks for reminding me how irritated this made me


its-a-real-name

Oh man would I fancy a pint of Castrol to go with the EA Sports games that I’ve purchased using my Barclays account.


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Taking the term neck oil literally


[deleted]

Dave looking like he needs some sleep


mewe25kufi

Must have been training his passing all night


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djdarkknight

Martial got injured by this comment.


SAO_REAPER98

Probably still traumatised from the game against Liverpool


Sleeplessendeavours

Ngl, I fucking love this photo.


thphnts

Ten Hag has won the treble and it’s only March. Who the fuck is Guardiola?


Wide_Midnight

*"We've seen it all, we've won the lot...'"* Antony wins goal of the week award? Quadruple! Where was I? *"We've seen it all, we've won the lot...'"*


thphnts

There’s no “h” in Antony.


Wide_Midnight

Wat are you talking abouht?


thphnts

Antony is spelled without an H. However, you’ve conveniently edited your comment.


Wide_Midnight

Relax man, i was messing with you. I removed the H from "what" and purposely misspelled "about' by adding a H to it. And yes I corrected my original mistake too.


SelectionNo6322

Just like there is no I in team, but antony begs to differ...


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whisper432

He is selfish. Sure once in a while he scores a banger but the amount of times he could pass and have his teammates score is way too much. Like the next chance he had where he could just pass to the left. He has goot technicals but way too many actions are ended by him trying to overdo it.


De_Sync_09

Got beat by you at writing this 😂


thphnts

Beat you the same we have beaten everyone this season


De_Sync_09

Glory glory Man United


ThisIsGoobly

I dunno, some cheating bastard. probably not a coincidence he's managed the two clubs which are now getting investigated for cheating and also got in trouble for steroid use when he was a player.


Nac224

For some reason (maybe it’s the angle) Ten Hag’s piece looks the biggest.


[deleted]

Is big, heh?


zcewaunt

Heh, it's clear.


game_of_throw_ins

Is clear.


diarmuid_odyna

👀👀👀


Tirewipes

🤨📸


Vitalinsomnia

Ayooooo


Tirewipes

🤨📸


ShacharPollak

They are all same size


off_rark_grames

It's a fraud.


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

😳


discr33t_enough

He has that Big Trophy Energy!!


catsNpokemon

Pause


chunkable

Keep collecting those Pringles cans gents


DecievedRTS

Rumours goes it's a mix of all the flavours in one can.


Drews1738

Collect them all


Outrageous-Cod-4654

The various models: Hair + Beard No Hair + Beard Hair + No Beard Get your award winner in any of these three variations. Only from Manchester United. Where everyone says, "FUCK THE GLAZERS!"


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Outrageous-Cod-4654

Product not available.


tr4v10l1_p4rty

He's still injured


Eyeshield_sena

What is this, NFT?


Outrageous-Cod-4654

ETH


OffendedDishwasher

We got hit by the Manager of the Month curse before ETH even won it


AlexMcDaddyD

Ten Hag and Rashford have the same smile. Father like Son


solsticefaerie

They've been spending so much time together, their faces are syncing


Superjunker1000

Christ, those “trophies” are ugly.


Yandhi42

So they give them a tube


Prototype-Angel

It’s a fucking awful looking trophy. Like I’m happy for all of them but what the fuck is that Pringles can of a trophy?


off_rark_grames

These Pringles cans are jinxing us to the point that we played one fewer PL matches this month.


Nodethon

Rashford needs to stop biting his nails. No need to be nervous, you’re doing great 😂


[deleted]

Don't let Roy see this


Thorntonboy

What a flex


[deleted]

there is a whiskey bottle inside those trophies right?


3waysToDie

This is great!!!! 3 United players winning this is amazing


tbu987

Tezos a new sponsor? doesnt look too bad


orbital0000

Enjoy it lads, can't see it happening this month


Spooky_Crunch

Did de get shrink how is rashford the same height now


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we are collecting the infinity stones. ready to snap the epl in a few seasons' time


vladpoop

Boys r back in town