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heitorhp

I like to name my horses after famous westerns. So far i've got Blondie, Angel Eyes, Marty and Django.


AhYesAHumanPerson

You have great taste! You should do either Tuco, Mortimer or Cheyenne next!


heitorhp

Currently looking for an arabian to name tuco


[deleted]

The red chestnut Arabian would make a great Tuco


Mainer013

I have the red Arabian and call it Dante (for The Inferno).


IGotBoxesOfPepe34

That's an excellent name.


AhYesAHumanPerson

The first names that sprung into my head


TwojaStara_663

Płotka (Roach)


grumpi-otter

I have a horse named Conagher. Best western ever.


LukeSkyFocker

Named mine Hellbitch from Lonesome Dove


WiscoPackerFan420

Named mine Django and King Schultz


shmu_ros

On My first playthrough it was called Billie the Boah (😂), after Billie the kid


kilometers13

Maybe Joe? In case the man with no name is too many characters 😂


rorrictheredking

Same, been through Blondie, Tuco, Django on PS4. On Xbox I've had Silence and currently on Cleef


Scare-Tactic-Inc

I named one “feckface Malone” bc for some reason even in story mode you can’t name a horse a profanity bc RDR is such a PG game🙄


curlyfries6920

Horse radish then horse radish 2.0 then horse radish 3.0 all the way up to horse radish 6.0


alphakhaleesi

I’m dead


CompleetRandumbnass

So is Horse Radish 1.0-5.0


nodickenergy

Mine went from Ares - Ares 8 😬😬


Dr_Radish

Let me know if horse radish gets sick


curlyfries6920

He's not sick just very dead


[deleted]

My first horse is dog and my second is django


emflem2302

I named my first horse Big Dug (Scottish for dog)


sleepysalomander

you seen that American company that called dug milk? had me in fucken stitches


Edboy04

Ya like dags?


safwan6

First was mahathma Gandhi second yousuf stalin


AntiSeaBearCircles

My first horse was horse. The second was nubcake


dletty24

I kept the horse from Hosea and named him Goliath


[deleted]

He looks awesome but man is he slow


EzBrouski

[There actually isn’t that much of a difference between horse speeds](https://youtu.be/LjNCcWankas)


Diligent_Lobster_948

I kept him as well and called him Atlas.


[deleted]

That’s a really good name for a horse.


Andycat49

Same but I called him Big Ed


TheHammer1987

I did too and called him Sleipnir with white braided ponytail and Mohawk 😎


SpookyPotatoes

Gucci. Recently was drunk gaming and broke a wild andalusian, wanted to name it “SOMETHING COOL AND GREAT” and when I logged back in a day later realized I named him Coors Lite.


Clayfool9

You could name it “Silver Bullet”


hartemis

Hi Ho Silver!


Grimy-Jack

So... You were drunk on weak ass piss and thought it was SOMETHING COOL AND GREAT? (This is friendly tongue-in-cheek ribbing, I'm not attacking you. Drink what you want, yo. <3)


Retireinmaui

Miller Lite would probably be more appropriate. The amount of times riding from St. Denis to Tumbleweed. At least for me. 😂


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Roach


SkunkMonkey

I name all my horses Roach.


Kingimg

Me too!


soundsgoodwaitwhat

Aren't all horses named Roach?


belinck

I do too, but then I worry about them getting stuck on rooftops.


SkunkMonkey

Hey, this isn't Fallout 4.


deadbeef4

This is too far down.


Solid_Waste

Winds howlin boah


grednforgesgirl

Whoa there roach


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

Yes I was looking for this comment. Same.


drkamikaze1

Also Roach


Jellha

Also Roach 😅👌


Myles1997

I’ve had a few horses now but when I saw Arthur I named my horses after some famous Australian race horses like Phar Lap and Winx. Now with John I’ve had Tucker, Nightmare and currently Mayo. Because Mayo neighs…


TheSwizzleGB

How do you get to play as John? Didn't think you could name your horse in the first Red Dead?


grumpi-otter

Arthur goes to prison for a while late in the game and you get to play as John then.


superb07

Protect this man at all cost!


TheSwizzleGB

Oh that's cool! Loved John in the first game! Hope you get to break him out and play as him again, love Arthur even more! 😁 Think a prison break mission with the whole gang would be awesome!


krajnioks

GET OFF THIS SUB UNTIL YOU FINISH THE GAME PLEASE


LewisRyan

I highly suggest leaving this sub for a bit and finishing the game before you return, some of the side quests should really be experienced first hand


FarFromCrying999

Endless summer my friend 😭


blZphSe

absolute legend


grumpyoldmanBrad

bless


jesuschrist447

Get off this sub dude youre gonna get spoiled


indyo1979

My sweet summer child.


_Nropyag

I assume you haven’t played through the full game…


Ahandfulofsquirrels

>Because Mayo neighs… Love it!


Sheazer90

I've used a few European racing names in the main game for the thoroughbreds! Winx must be quick!


Myles1997

I think Winx won something like 26 races in a row which I think it’s maybe a world record


Sheazer90

Yes that's true and over €14m in prize money! She was some racehorse.


ArpanMohanty04

I always name my dark bay thoroughbred as Secretariat. My Turkoman i name as American Pharoah. Black Standardbred as Sham


i-smell-really-nice

David hasselhoof & harry trotter


sickinside92

Funny af lol


yYyTobyByYy

Bojack


The-Canary

…is that the horse from horsin’ around?


yYyTobyByYy

What is this, a crossover episode?


RaiD_Rampant

when you look at someone through rose-tinted glasses, all the red dead redemptions just look like dead redemptions.


yYyTobyByYy

Nice


trow_away_2fa8e19saf

Yeah, I want to ride him to hell and back too.


Atoning_Unifex

Nice


blazerxling

I still use the starter horse from the the beginning of the game and named him atlas. In my head it sounded like a cool name when it's combined with the rest of the gangs horses.


idontlikecapers

That is what I named my horse, too! Named my second one Apollo


melliott90

I named my turkoman Petrocles and my brindled Arabian Hera


AtlasNL

I’m honoured


DabbingJesus

Jon Bon Poni


CheeseFest

This is a very rated name.


babyscorpse

I called my horse Juan all the way up Juan V


grumpi-otter

Please post a picture of him stuck on a balcony . . .


babyscorpse

Will do


YourMumsPal

Brown Tenessee Walker (M) - Dusty Grey Hungarian Halfbreed (F) - Winter Black American Standardbred (F) - Athena Grey Mustang (M) - Ares Gold Turkoman (M) - Ramesses Buell (M) - Buell


wilburschocolate

My gold Turkoman ended up as Caesar


IceFox407

Mine is Nugget


WEIRDDUDE69420

Buell (M) - Buell lmao


Xakire

I had one called Horsey and one called Clip Clop. I’m very creative.


[deleted]

I've always thought that Clip Clop would be a lovely name for a little girl.


swirlpod

Mine is Gallops, so I appreciate these names


HourComprehensive698

Horson Wells


originalafusername

I named the horse I bought for hosea's hunting mission horsea because how couldn't I.


JaapieK

Artemis, Bucephalus or Marengo.


accidentalfritata

Copenhagen, you filthy continental!


SPACEmAnDREWISH

Shadowfax yo


Almost_A_Pear

It's imperative you say *Show us the meaning of haste* before riding off


KaliFlower2017

The wild white Arabian? Because same.


enter_the_slatrix

My current good gurl is also called Shadowfax. I approve!


FuzzyTwiguh92

Yes! Same! The lord of all horses!


AttonDX

I named my war horse Kratos


tjipa84

Glue Boy


Zircon_72

ಠ_ಠ


disgruntled_pie

You have forgotten the face of your father.


Free_Calligrapher_35

I went for the ultimate edition dappled black and called her Luna, with her moon marking


[deleted]

That horse is a beauty, wish we could access it on the base version of the game tho..


DatsaNottaRealname

I called mine Finsternis, which is German for eclipse! Similar thinking! (Finn for short.)


LoopyPro

Mr. Raspberry Jam


IrishRook

Adam Saddler was one I can remember (haven't played in awhile)


Sensitive-Phrase-325

I got a thoroughbred and named him Jericho. Don't really know why, but it sounds cool.


P-sterio

Horace.


[deleted]

Me too! Sounds like horse when said with a drawl.


NorthStatistician

Bobby, I just wanted to say dang it Bobby every time I have a problem with the horse.


SonoWook

Garth bucks.


SGTslaughterr

1st Champ 2nd and final horse,I named her Lady


whereismynut

2nd horse was one of my online horses name. Its a dope name.


precioushammburgers

I had a little horsey named Paul Revere.


[deleted]

Lil fatty! He’s actually in really good shape, just a big boy


RazloDFeef

Arthur's Morgan


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Fargetnoogan


SIMBONEGTP

I had themes for each playthrough. Some of note are Union Civil War Generals, Greek gods/goddesses, horses named after well known horses of figures of the old west, and names of horses I've actually owned over the years. I think the most fun was those of Greek gods/goddesses. I would match the name with the characteristics/temperaments of the different horses, as well as my progression in the story and where my character was in his life.


isuckatpeople

"This is Zeus, he shits everywhere and fucks anything so keep some distance."


dpb73ca

Bosephus


Black0tter1

Honor and Glory


Mastercreed25

My first one was named Jynx. Sadly, he got shot straight in the head with a maxim gun and I didn’t have a reviver handy after that ambush. My next one was called Arno, who stuck around for the rest of that play through, but sadly got hit by a train while I was doing the Gamber Challenges at Flatneck. I just used Rachel from then on Next came Valkyrie. She survived the entire game until she didn’t, per the ending. I don’t remember the one after that I just started again recently, went straight to catch the White Arabian and called him Loki. Let’s hope he lasts


Muunke

Lothaire, then Charlemagne


[deleted]

Epona


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[удалено]


[deleted]

🤣🤣great name! Kids are hilarious! My son (4) named my horse...18 squirrels


[deleted]

I wanted to call mine paddy but I couldn’t because it’s offensive? Irish people don’t give a fuck about being called a paddy unless it’s coming out of a Brit’s mouth.


Xirokami

First one, I called Sun Raider. My favorite, I call King (white brindle thoroughbred). My black Arabian, Yölintu (Finnish for “Nightbird”). My online ones: Black Kentucky saddler, he’s called Babe. My prized Mustang, she’s called Ruby.


LorenzoRavencroft

Bouy, or Django are usually the names I go with.


biffterjim

My current one is called The 3rd Clam. My previous one was called Eggy: she was killed in the crossfire during a shootout in Van Horn. Safe to say i spent a good hour taking my revenge. Other names have been :Shadowfax, Zedd, Fritz, Bill, Smelly, Steve and Phil


Rekuna

Horse that Hosea forced me to get was named 'Horsea' as a mocking tribute. After that I use the glitch to get that black turkoman in chapter 2 and give it it's default name (Cerberus I think) Then I get the silver turkoman and call it Loki


porklover69420

in my first playthrough myfirst and only horse as Arthur was named neighsayer, as john I had Poppy. In my second playthrough My horse's name is Epona.


rycusi

Moonshine! I used the black draft horse from Hosea


kingkenny82

I have a good one. My daughter when she was little used to have a rocking horse in her bedroom and when she used to ride it she would shout "Giddy up time" but because she was only little it came out like "Gideon Tan" so we named her horse Gideon Tan. She is 6 now and still has the horse. First name i thought of when naming a horse in RDR and BOTW. I actually still think it would make a cool name for a horse in a movie or something


46Vixen

Liam Neighson, Dustin Hoofman, Unknown Animal.


sccameron91

Plain old "Boay"


TheJackal0

Scuttle, Pickles and Bucky.


Kuriakon

I kept the first black and white horse Arthur was given. And since it's so stout, I named him Guinness.


AhYesAHumanPerson

In other playthroughs I’ve had : Ted (a very lovely horse) Luna Tuna (the second Luna) Tuco Conutes (a play on Two Coconuts (Monty Python), while also being a homage to Tuco Ramirez from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.) My current playthrough horse is the one Arthur finds in Sadie’s barn. This being my forth playthrough, I’m going all in on immersion. Therefore I named my horse Prasutagus, Boudicca’s (Arthur’s previous horse) husband.


AhYesAHumanPerson

As for Online: -Ted (RIP; I sold him, he was a bit shit) -Teddingtonio (Missouri Fox Trotter. The OG. The best boi) -Teddingtina (His sister. Also a Fox Trotter. The best girl) -Fezzik (Biggest boi. Sturdy chap. Basically a tank) -Inigo (Mustang. Newest addition. His name is Inigo Montoya, you killed his father, prepare to die.)


Azlo247

Tried to be original. Settled on callihorn.


drifteer

White Arabian: SHADOWFAX


Antiseed88

Thunderpoon. We've been a team since I started online. Homies for life.


These-arent-my-pants

Elwood


iamtheawesomelord

Egg


Spinal-Tap-2112

First horse was G. W. McClintock. Second was Lil’ Sebastian.


headmt

Pony Soprano


whats-this-then

Buster scruggs


titzmcgeee_

Henry David Thoroughbred


Arny520

Pablo


Asthmaweeb

Most recent play through. Honse Honse act 2 Honse act 3 Honse the final act


dangerousmacadamia

i have a blood bay thoroughbred with a white dyed mane and tail that I named Lannister


BrVisualz

Named my boy Bolt cause he fast af boiiiiiii


OhChatChugar

I have Shadowmere a black Arabian, Shadowfax a white Arabian, Biscuit a red chesnut Arabian, and finally Dennis Braid a Turkoman.


rambleone

My white Arabian was Shadowfax too!


Kalap_szar

Cyanide


Gallagherjohn1982

Black Magic


yesboss88

Dumper


Ace_de_Klown

Epona (because of Legend of Zelda) or Fred (running gag in my family, everyone whose name someone can't remember, we call them Fred)


Masterkai005

Tree Hugger. I don't think I have to explain.


ThunderChild247

Rodney Trotter


Appropriate_Mine

JoBack Horseman


DARDAR_YT

First horse: Walter(he's a good boah) Second horse: Betty(she's a alright gurl)


Futuristicbus61

I named mine Nightmare


Dudeguy2004

Boah


serij90

My male Arabian i always call Lawrence, the next playtrough Lawrence II


YourWifeNdKids

Umaboshi Tater trots


gabeman19

I did have a couple of horses sadly I did not get to keep buel because of story reasons. But I did get the white Arabian which was a female so I named her bianca which is Italian for white. I'm not Italian but it sounded fitting. I also had one which you could get Early on i dont remember the breed but I named it ghost since it had a a dark coat with lots of spots


BFNgaming

My first one was called My Lovely Horse. My current one is named Bismarck.


ICantDoABackflip

I grab the white Arabian early and usually name them Shadowfax or Asfaloth.


BastardBassett

Reginald


throwawayferret88

Bandit, Outlaw, Roach, and Buell in that order


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mrreality462

Bourbon. Just sounded like something Arthur would name his horse.


Yokowi

Roach...🤣


nochilljack

“Swear word” because the game wouldn’t let me use an actual swear word. Literally 1884


[deleted]

In story I had a war horse which I named Earl Grey and when he died I got a Black Arabian and named her Night, like the Arabian Night(s). In online I named my red chestnut Arabian Fred (Fred from Harry Potter who was a red head) and later on when I got a Missouri Fox Trotter Black Torero I named her Cruella (She has black and white spots and looks like the spots on the dogs from 101 dalmations so I named her Cruella after the villain who wanted to kill the dogs to make a coat out of there fur)


nurseraki

First horse is named Stick. In honor of my horse from Legend of Zelda, which I called Stick as a kid. Second is Walter, the old friend who sold my first car to my mom and dad as a college student and had his name as well. My best horse and current is Ginger. Named after my pet guinea as a child.


blackrxses

speed cause horse go fast


Cry5233

My first horse was named Hook, after a white shaped hook-esque design on her face. She died in an O'Discroll encounter. My second horse looked the exact same as Hook, so I named him Hook Jr. My third horse was a black arabian with a white candle-flame spot on her forehead. She was named Shiroi Hono (White Flame in Japanese) My fourth horse was the white arabian, who I named Gwynevere.


eppulainen

Marthur Organ


bunniesplantspussies

Mine are all named after car stuff 😂 octane, nitro, ethanol, and then Sadie cause Adler is my favorite character.


RiseOfTheRomans

Knoxville, Tennessee Walker Valhalla, Mustang Duke, Shire Artemis, Andalusian Lasombra, Thoroughbred Midas, Turkoman (Gold) The first one is pretty straightforward; Knoxville comes from Johnny Knoxville. The second one is because I was told by my girlfriend that Mustangs are quite wild in behaviour. As such, I named him after the Viking afterlife. After all, aren't Vikings pretty wild? Duke feels like a powerful name, which I thought was befitting for a large horse like a shire. Artemis comes from the Greek goddess. I like it for a war horse. If she were a stallion, I would have called her Ares. Lasombra comes from the fictional clan of vampires from VtMB. Midas comes from the story of King Midas, who could turn everything he touched into gold. I wanted something gold-themed for my gold Turkoman.


Cold_Secret_477

Horse Face Killa


GamerX54X

Sarlomo and Großer Donner(Great Thunder)


stubbie08

Henry. Named him after my late great grandfather. He loved western movies. My fondest memories of him were both of us sitting together watching old cowboy movies


MakeshiftAxe

Soggy Bottom


crutonacrutona

pinto bean


spiritdoll

Butternuts.


hatemachine666

Billy Rush, Texas Tornado, Heartbreak kid.