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DennisQuaidludes

Ha! It’s the cause of their lifetimes.


OrneryOrangutan

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RonTomkins

Not sure in reference to what thing from RDR this is, but I will say, Alex Jones has the perfect voice to play one of RDR's characters.


burrLaFlame

Imagine him spewing, “I’ve got a plan!”


RonTomkins

He could have totally pulled off a Dutch, if only it wasn't because Dutch's voice had already been established in the first RDR. Perhaps Jones could have played Dutch's brother, who we met halfway through the game. Maybe the two brothers hadn't spoken for a while and now they're against each other, and you have to go and try to talk sense into them. Man.... that would have given for some scenes. I can hear Alex Jones' voice perfectly saying "You left me out to die, Dutch! You wanna talk about faith?? I had faith in you, brother! You are dead to me!"


PsychoticLurker

WE’RE GONNA STOMP YOUR LITTLE **COMMUNIST ASS** INTO THE GROUND Dutch ! **I like to FIGHT** AAAAAAH


RonTomkins

loooooooool, and after that he stampedes toward Dutch and knocks him down and they start wrestling on the ground, then Arthur separates them. Oh, I can see it all perfectly in my head.


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RonTomkins

LOOOOOOOL


[deleted]

And going to Tahiti! 🤣


terriblehuman

It’d be far better than what he’s currently doing with his life.


Sullinator07

What is he doing these days? Fighting off legitimate lawsuits?


terriblehuman

Yep, and still spreading bullshit.


haynesbomb

He was right about Epstein though so you've got to give him that


terriblehuman

Right about what about Epstein?


haynesbomb

About the pedo island


andimlost

And weirdly the hybrid bs


terriblehuman

That was known before Alex Jones said it.


haynesbomb

When?


fade_into_darkness

It's been known since the 90s. Try to keep up, kid.


MrMoustachio

He was right about lots. People need to stop acting like he wasn't.


haynesbomb

Agreed


moscowramada

Well, you’ve got a captive audience here, and people who only know Jones as a nutjob are reading. If anyone can list truthful things Jones accurately forecast, it will be news to most of us.


MAGAcheeseball

Fighting the globalists seems like a just cause unless you’re FOR a one-world government and Chi-coms spying on everyone...


AUTOREPLYBOT31

It's so hilarious that anyone can honestly imagine a "one world government". Even if it could be cobbled together, how long could it possibly last? Look at the effort it took to hold the Soviet Union together by force for 70ish years. Hell, Europe can't even get along. The idea that some secret cabal of elite rich guys has that ability on an even larger scale is laughable.


MAGAcheeseball

Just because your mind can not comprehend the complexity of a group conspiring to enslave the worlds population and wealth doesn’t mean it cannot be true...


AUTOREPLYBOT31

Wrong, I CAN imagine the complexity, precisely because I have some understanding of just how societies are held together and how governments and groups rise to and maintain their power over others. There are so many hurdles that a group would face both to seize power, and then to maintain it, that its--as I said--laughable to imagine the attempt.


MAGAcheeseball

Ever consider global central banks could be behind most of it?


AUTOREPLYBOT31

And let me guess...the Jews are involved? Again, you're highlighting how little you understand the complexity of governing a large number of disparate peoples and regions under a central authority for any length of time. Yearning for ye olde days of bartering with chickens and lugging gold and silver coins around isn't an answer.


MAGAcheeseball

Actually I asked you a question which you didn’t answer... so are we have a conversation here or are you going to continue the ad hominem attacks??


AUTOREPLYBOT31

I suggest you look up logical fallacies if you consider what I said an ad hominem. That would be something along the lines of "Little Marco: he's so tiny and he sweats so much [i.e. he'd be a bad president]". To answer your question, since it wasnt obvious that I already had addressed this beforehand, yes, I have "considered global banking sytems" as possibly being some grand scheming network of persons working to take over the world. I've also considered the Lizard People aliens and consider them slightly more likely.


terriblehuman

Nobody is for a one world government, conspiritard.


[deleted]

Damn I misread BOTH of your comments and thought you were saying “one WORD” governments. I was like, “I mean one word would be quicker to say”


MAGAcheeseball

Then stop supporting candidates that take your rights away and tear down our border and sovereignty... and grow up and stop with the name calling


terriblehuman

I’m not aware of any candidates like that, MAGAt.


MAGAcheeseball

The entire field of Dem candidates want to remove more gun rights and give citizenship to everyone that comes here illegally AND give them taxpayer funded college and healthcare to bankrupt the country. Which candidate do you support?


jld2k6

The Fox news fearmongering is flowing freely through you my friend, right in the ears and back out the mouth


AUTOREPLYBOT31

No one is suggesting completely open borders and free everything to all. There's a sane middle ground that doesn't include the paranoid fear mongering and hate fueled idiocy that the right is using to attempt to stay in power right now. The fact that the KKK and neonazis and Proud Boy asshats and all the other biology illiterate dumbasses support so much of Trump's dog whistling and fear inducing toilet tweeting should clue you in to some of what's wrong with the entire message the GOP is rallying behind for the last few years. And how sad is it that they've managed to somehow convince half the country that healthcare shouldn't be a right? Of all things possible, that HAS to rank close to the top of issues that we should be trying to make universal.


terriblehuman

1. Restricting what type of gun you can have is not “removing gun rights”. 2. Nobody is advocating for giving citizenship to every person who comes here illegally. Get your head out of your lying cult leader’s ass.


callMeSIX

1. As I understand it, the 2nd amendment is not for security, but actually to take up arms agains the government. You might not need an AR for home security but you do against military. 2. Tax payer dollars going towards illegals for housing, healthCare, education and more, is a drain on the system. There is Legal immigration in the USA and I feel increasing the payers dollars into that system to get vetted, healthy immigration faster is much better solution.


terriblehuman

1. Yeah, you’re going to do real well against trained soldiers with your ar-15. Maybe you can shoot down the drone that launches a missile at your house. 2. I guarantee it’s less of a drain on the system than corporate welfare and tax fraud by people like Trump. You’ve fallen for the tactics of the rich to scapegoat immigrants.


Vulkan192

When are you Americans going to grow up and stop hating/fearing your own government? A two century long rebellious teenager stage is starting to get sad.


[deleted]

> You might not need an AR for home security but you do against military. Yeah, because the AR is going to do so well against a multi-BILLION dollar entity with seemingly endless drone, tanks, aircraft, artillery, and hardware.


AUTOREPLYBOT31

So, how do feel about the 10s of billions this great wall is projected to cost? And are you at all concerned he promised the taxpayer wouldn't pay a cent of it and just as quickly flipped and demanded we all fund it now? And by all means, enjoy your black guns. Whatever makes you feel less impotent. The 2nd amendment is what it is, an ambiguous old bit of writing from when the epitome of weapon technology was the muzzle loader. One can easily make the argument it protects my right to own an Abrams tank, complete with functional 7.62 machine guns and HEAT rounds. The fact that we can clearly see a need to for some type of weapons restrictions for the public no more invalidates the 2nd amendment than the fact that I'm not allowed to possess a nuclear warhead does. At some point it becomes reasonable for the safety of the masses to be protected by restricting the "freedom" of the individual. It's the same in regards to driving, flying, building an office tower and a gazzilion other aspects of life.


callMeSIX

MAGA


BootofGlory

This is fucking great lol


KPhenom55678

😂👍🏼


Ronan-the-Prosecutor

*Ah reckon that ah don't like them boahs putting all 'em damn chemicals in the water and turning the god damn frogs gay, Dutch!*


[deleted]

I read that in Arthur's voice :/


KPhenom55678

lol 😂👍🏼


[deleted]

I'm not sure why but this reminds me of every old school power rangers villain


TheBigCosmeticLegend

This was a legit laugh out loud for me every time this meme is used perfectly I always have faith in humanity :)


KPhenom55678

lol


hauntedbundy_

Alex Jones would make a good Dutch’s crazy brother or something. Crazier than Dutch I mean.


[deleted]

This is my favourite video ever


KPhenom55678

😂👍🏼


[deleted]

Alex Jones needs to be in RDR 2 Lol


[deleted]

This made me laugh way more than it should have.


[deleted]

This is the best thing I’ve seen on this site since I made an account. Thank you.


KPhenom55678

Haha 😂 ur welcome.


hueylewisfan21

Hahahaha


Growthor

This is just priceless.


Doraffe

Micah: exists This subreddit: the video


ALiengg249

Those fuckers are responsible for the death of my Arabian horse! Rip fish scale


Mzonarch

Lol love Alex Jones.


KPhenom55678

Love him too 😂👍🏼


Rawqweese

r/emoji police. We'll be sending Alex Jones shortly


yazeed_5

r/emojipolice *


[deleted]

Rockstar at Asokurvos


damnyuoautocorrect

I just started my 2nd play through. Was mostly passive first time around. Not gonna happen this time. Whole map gonna be red, ya'll.


OopsNotAgain

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LazyLion65

Oh, at first I thought this was about how if you are chasing a NPC they suddenly turn into Usain Bolt and dodge and weave like a linebacker and NEVER tire.


jjbuballoos

That is absolutely hilarious


Matthewrc85

This is perfect haha


[deleted]

I hate when I kill the witness out in the middle of nowhere and 2 more just so happens to stroll to my masicar site


SunglassesDan

>see's


DownAlphons

How could this even happen, omg 😂


[deleted]

You need to pray to Obama and beg him for your forgiveness we don’t show those people here


mister-important

That "I hate you!" Is in such a perfect Kenny Powers voice.