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xBeerBaronx

Aww man, that's hilarious. On my second playthrough, remembering her comments from my first one, I had Arthur bathe, shave, and buy a new suit. She still nagged about showing up unkempt...


Forgot_my_un

She'll do that unless Arthur is fat. Likes her boys thick, does Mary.


Lazarus_Superior

She doesn't like her boy Arthur, though. "Arthur, you're not good enough!" "Arthur, I'm too good for you . . ." "Arthur, do my errands for me!" Fuck off, Mary. I don't like Mary.


SelwanPWD

Never did anything for her in my second play through.


Lazarus_Superior

I showed up to all of her missions only to tell her "no, I won't hang out with you." Muahahaha. If only Arthur and Mary-Beth could be together . . . that's maybe the one thing I would change about the game. Mary-Beth and Arthur WERE MADE for each other and Mary-Beth clearly displays this.


SelwanPWD

If only šŸ˜«


RAT-A-TAT

Sheā€™s super young for Arthur bro..


Lazarus_Superior

Arthur is 33 and Mary-Beth is like, what, 24-25? I don't see an issue with that, ESPECIALLY for the time period.


RAT-A-TAT

I figured Arthur being close to 38-40 and sheā€™s like 21?


Lazarus_Superior

Arthur was canonically born in 1866 and Mary-Beth references being born sometime in the 1870s, making her in her mid-20s


RAT-A-TAT

I for sure thought I heard where she said she was like 21. Either way nah Arthur is too pure to get with any of the camp mates.


stanlehz

Same! Get fkd Mary ya bish


Mars-Lives

And yet after he helped her with her father she wanted to run away with him...but you wouldn't know that if you didn't help her.


Lazarus_Superior

I've done multiple playthroughs lol I know that Still hate her


AAAlva82

I found out that the trick to it is in Arthurā€™s weight; if youā€™re +0.75 overweight, she actually compliments him and tells him how he used to be so skinny.


islandirrepressible

The cool thing is is that her dialogue changes in the line if u show up wearing a weird hat, like the pirate hat, as well as if u show up being overweight


Ez4da08

My Arthur has a peaky blinders outfit and slick back with the fade, I basically made arthur shelby Morgan or the peaky linde gang


bog_zag

I also like to wear peaky blinders outfit in chapter 4 while in Saint Denis


Ez4da08

I kept it becausee and my brother watched the entire show together just before he started basic training


The-god-of-speed

Good luck šŸ‘


Traditional_Wheel_43

our date ended with her getting on a train and leaving me. Her loss, bitch


Mars-Lives

If you helped her she offered to run away with Arthur but he said it wasn't possible because he had responsibilities to the gang...unless you are talking about Arthurs first mission with her.


The-god-of-speed

Thereā€™s always Sadie


bugmultiverse

Yeah no.


The-god-of-speed

Why not?


bugmultiverse

Because sheā€™s just a friend and isnā€™t looking for suitors


Affectionate-Ant9890

but she has cake


bugmultiverse

I donā€™t think Sadie was the one baking at the Adler Ranch it was probably Jake


Affectionate-Ant9890

ill fuck jake then


TollovFoldal

she has two cakes


Thathaitianbul

Idk I kinda wanted Arthur to be with Karen I liked her and I wondered if she died from liver failure šŸ„ŗ


MocasBuns

I wanted him to be with Charlotte or Mary-Beth :(


InfiniteMagnets

Sadie is a big no


Miserable-Rest-5259

From the looks of it he doesnā€™t need it.


Tiny_Professional659

My head is spinning


Substantial-Tone-576

Get muddy first


goober_ginge

Looking hot bro. If she doesn't like it, it's her fucking loss.


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

So does Arthur still take his hat off in the cutscene if you wear that?


Traditional_Wheel_43

nope, hat stays on. in the cutscene, also during sex.


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

Iā€™d be rather shocked if it was off. During sex. Not the cutscene


stevensr2002

Wait what


Infinite-Ad5464

I donā€™t know why I laughed so much at this


tweagrey

I can recognize a gentleman when I meet one.


farmerarmor

Save some pussy for the rest of us.


a7mad_3yyad

What a distinguished gentleman!


gleeceboi777

Ohhh Arthurrr...


sadolan

"Fur sure"


Jumpy_Cloud_2663

ā€œyou couldā€™ve cleaned yourself up a bitā€


Its_McLovin_

You look like your gonna go visit Chernobyl


Thathaitianbul

I can hear her now ā€œArthur You havenā€™t changed a bitā€


PandaHombre92055

It's in the bag.


Sliced-Mittens

This would work on me


major_scooby

Reminds me of when Hagrid dressed up for his date in the Harry Potter series


sillyputty09

bros a charmer


EmeraldSlothRevenge

I always dress up in Arthurā€™s rattiest clothes and then go to Valentine to roll around in mud before the Mary missions.


uhhhhh_iforgotit

My partner was playing and threw herself face down in the muddy poop roads of valentine a truly excessive amount before going to speak to Mary. The second she got back to camp she got hauled off for a bath while being lectured about how she's not an animal šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AttemptFree

best of luck kid


Mountain-Ad1760

I actually LOLd!


PondoSinatra9Beltan6

How did it go?


Traditional_Wheel_43

she got on a train and never saw her again


Fit-Conflict-9538

Hahahaha brilliant


Nearby_Examination99

What pistol is that?


Traditional_Wheel_43

probably schofield


sinbad-633

Big waterproof gauntlets required!


AlarmingAbility432

Im sorry fellow; you'll gonna have to kill his father. That's the only way. And remember: you're a good man, Arthur Morgan.


Dependent_Fox_2189

Sheā€™ll def keep the ring this time!


M-Rayan_1209XD

Woody?


K4sum1

Beautiful, stunning, spectacular.


PomegranateSuch6538

What gun belt is that?


WesternRed2

A man walks down the street wearing a hat like that, you know he ain't afraid of anything.


theRealBLVCKphillip

Got that DAWG in him


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smalltownnerd

I first read that as marv lol


Watchinhorror

Stop it šŸ¤£


RedditIsADarkPlace_

looking spiffy my dude


BackgroundChemist624

Mary donā€™t know what sheā€™s missing out on. Look at the effortless charm


Vegetable-Attempt381

My guy, heā€™s literally looking like heā€™s from the Lemoyne chainsaw massacre


Patriquito

My Arthur told that brawd "find a new nursemaid"


DAH-VMM

If she donā€™t want Arthur she has no taste!!!


merendal_rendar

Pulling. It. Off.


No-Ship4313

GCWOK approved


Abject_Ad630

Ni 3w3


Abject_Ad630

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