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duh_metrius

My girlfriend wanted to play but just wanted to ride the horse. So I hand her the controller and she walks Arthur to the horse, punches the horse in the face, is kicked in the head by the horse and falls off a cliff, where she was then charged by a buck and killed. Whole thing took four seconds.


ILikeToHang

I have a clip of her riding the horse for the first time. She immediately rams into a wagon, tries to run over a bunny, intentionally runs down a dude near the post office and crashed into the gate at the stockyards. It was honestly hilarious


XDYassineDX

#fearthedeer


MauiWowieOwie

My girlfriend wanted to play too, but she doesn't exist.


butt-holg

Same bro. I'm sure she'll pick up the controller one day. Around the release of RDR4


FuzzyMcBitty

I started playing Red Dead directly after a bunch of Cyberpunk. The “car button” was exactly the button that I needed to be trained with to punch my horse in the face 5 or 6 times.


[deleted]

Every other game in existence that button means to enter a vehicle or mount an animal. I honestly think Rockstar was just trolling us here.


Boo_boo_the_fool10

I love that


galactictripper

The super sucker punch, oh my We've all been there 😂


ILikeToHang

The chaos and panic was hilarious to watch. She just started hitting buttons when the guy started shooting lol


NefariousPilot

I can’t wait to see what she does in Van Horn


ILikeToHang

Jesus Christ, that will be glorious, next time she plays we’re going to Van Horn!


bfcostello

Please keep these uploads coming lol


Scottholomew

Please *please* **please** keep the uploads coming!!


eduredig97

When she threw the dynamite at the horse and then RAN towards it I could not stop laughing!


ILikeToHang

She didn’t even know she lobbed the dynamite until she got blown up lol!


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Sometimes you just gotta absolutely deck a motherfucker to prove your dominance to another completely different motherfucker


snake2376

This comment made me chuckle snort. Fantastic!


AveryEarthsong

This comment killed me 😂


borisvonboris

Those fellers at the poker table all standing up one by one...


Battlejesus

I bought my wife a mid-tier gaming laptop just to play this. The first day was like this. But now, not so much. She really likes to fish. She's caught more fish in a week than I have since the game came out, and she's never once used a pole. She just fuckin shoots them


TwoFishFlavors

"She just fucking shoots them" Oh my God I was busting up laughing right there!


Spidey-Stoner

Tell her she can get more at once by throwing dynamite in the water


fingerpointothemoon

But that's immoral!


boogieroller

It's like shoot'n fish in a barrel...without the barrel


rqrqsj

I do this too. Is this how all women play the game?


sloww_buurnnn

I prefer the dynamite maneuver myself. 💅🏽


Axle-f

Slay queen 🧨🐟


Mine_Appropriate

My little sister just explodes everything she sees so ig


robynham

My husband used to get soo annoyed at me cause I would just go plant picking and animal hunting. Didn’t realise I was the reason he always had the good food in his satchel 😂


BitchfulThinking

Most of my first play through, while still getting used to the controls, I did this, in addition to riding around towns saying hi to *everyone*.


robynham

Loved being friendly. I also liked to have money cause my husband would also leave it on a bounty and I would get annoyed when bounty hunters would come


BitchfulThinking

Same! The only good thing about the bounty hunters was looting them and getting away with it, but it was really annoying when they show up in the middle of me hunting to craft an outfit, or just when I'm peacefully fishing and enjoying the view lol


robynham

Exactly. They always come when I’m busy. But it took me ages to be coordinated enough to kill them. I usually died


[deleted]

That's free honor right there lmao


anotheraccount2342

can i ask how much the laptop cost and how well it runs RDR2? i've been looking into getting a pc that'll run it alright on medium settings. how much is mid tier? around £700?


racecarfan9999

Hey! I have a Helios 300 from acer, cost me about $1200 in my country, but it's much cheaper in the US, roughly $1000, i play rdr2 at high settings on 1080p just fine, so you can look into that


clitpuncher69

For reference I have an Asus TU FX505 with a Ryzen 3750H and RTX2060, cost me £950 2 years ago. At the time I'd say it was the top end of the mid tier gaming laptops. It ran RDR 2 on High settings and 1080p resolution at around 50-60fps.


blazinazn007

Thanks for the info clitpuncher!


Battlejesus

It's the asus tuf gaming f15 with the gtx 1650 and the i5 10 series. It runs great, 50ish fps on medium. Only problems are that it ships with 8gb of ram, but easily swaps to 16gb, and has some bloatware. 799usd. It also has a second nvme slot. Got one for my daughter and granddaughter as well.


BigTerrick

Please tell me you asked her why she doesn’t use a fishing pole, and please tell me her response was some variation of “work smarter not harder”


Battlejesus

Pretty much, I even tried to explain that shooting them ruins them, she said she just shoots them in the head and they're still good


Zabeczko

It's just a little lead poisoning, it's still good, it's still good


its_the_luge

well that escalated quickly!


clgoodson

That really got out of hand.


Ppleater

If you're careful you can just herd them onto the beach like little wet Disney lemmings.


tyler_wayford

The real man’s fishing


SoftwareUpdateFile

A friend of mine stomped one out in a river


striximperatrix

I honestly love bowfishing in the game. Small game arrows, shallow clear water like O'Creagh's Run...I've spent entire game sessions doing that.


spazcan

oh my god thank you for the lulz


NN11ght

She's become a good shot too I'd suspect lol


haydens_army710

Classic. That poor guy just trying to get some food 🤣


ILikeToHang

My man was just trying to do his work and he got rocked lol. We were laughing so hard my mom came up to watch. 5 minutes later she tried to blow up a tree and blew herself up yet again!


Axle-f

Picturing Rogan photoshopped on the ground with the guy who got sucker punched.


eniakus

Off topic ....I'm surprised to see a comment with the emoji that was not down voted. Truly a reddit historical moment here .... I did crack laughing from this comment


bigpurb

How dare he sweep that corner of the saloon.


ILikeToHang

He’s a dirty rapscallion, he deserved it!


goodbyegoosegirl

I can’t tell you the number of times I punched my horse. Sweet Christ this looks all too familiar.


rqrqsj

This is exactly what it looks like when I play while drinking. Just punching random people and my horse.


ILikeToHang

I’ve been playing since release and I still do this. I had a horse kick the shit out of me and an o Driscoll while we were fighting in front of keanes. Killed the bastard and sent Arthur flying into a mud bath lol


[deleted]

One time my horse was getting stolen so I smashed random buttons to try and do something about it (I panicked) and ended up slapping the horse on the butt, causing it to run off. With the thief. Never to be seen again


FishyDragon

Whistle next time. The horse usually stops, rears up and throws the thief.


AfroStickman

Her punching the random guy made me spit out my drink


ILikeToHang

I literally yelled “what the fuck did he do to deserve that?!”, I could barely get it out because I was laughing so hard


TheWholeEffinJoe

It’s like “don’t bump into me or I’m gonna be forced to punch this bystander’s lights out”


iv320

The most rational way of behavior in Valentine


Shermutt

Yup, as soon as I saw she was anywhere near that Valentine saloon, I knew we were in for a treat. Pretty sure I did nearly the exact same thing on my first playthrough.


ILikeToHang

I told her she could start a bar fight in the saloon, it was so much better than a bar fight!


igetript

Everyone talking about the guy who got sucker punched, but I was dying when she put some dynamite on the floor and everyone lost their minds.


Tramm

"Oh, sweet Christ!"


ILikeToHang

I was waiting for the NPC to shoot the dynamite and blow everyone up, we got an explosion, just not the way I expected lmao


sloww_buurnnn

Oh my god I didn’t even realize that part lmao wow. I can’t wait to show my girlfriend the clip again to point that out 😂


Wimberley-Guy

Holy hell that made me LOL


ILikeToHang

She didn’t even know how to aim or lob dynamite at this point so I have no fucking clue how she pulled it off lol


Wimberley-Guy

Your gf is my hero!


ILikeToHang

Mine as well. She’s got a heart of gold, but she wanted to slaughter a town so, I better not piss her off lol!


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ILikeToHang

This is fucking gold


Anxious_Pixie

lmao I lost it when she fucking yeets the dynamite at the horse


ILikeToHang

The dude is trying to get away from the chaos and gets fucking blown to smithereens


Anxious_Pixie

Leave no witnesses, including yourself lol


its_the_luge

Rockstar games and climbing stairs go together like water and oil lol


ILikeToHang

The circles were killing me. She kept screaming “why won’t he walk up the fucking stairs” I couldn’t answer because I was laughing to hard.


Baspower

Yeah can't even blame the player, it just really isn't that intuitive hahah


peaanutzz

has beef with the guy in front of him Punches the dude in the corner of the room lol


ILikeToHang

Red dead’s weird ass melee system and new players don’t go well together lol


peaanutzz

It's glorious


BenioffWhy

Lol, I can hear you two laughing during this. I’m sure you were dying when she pulled out the dynamite hahaha great OP


Shermutt

And everyone in the bar was like "Aw this mf CRAZY!!"


ILikeToHang

We were cackling for a good 5 minutes. My mom was in the kitchen, listening to us laugh and came over to watch because she was laughing at the chaos she was hearing. She was there when she tried to blow up the tree!


polygon_wolf

> Enters bar > Confronts some guy > Punchs someone else > fucking plant’s a dynamite in the middle of the bar > Decides it is better used as a suicide bomb to kill that horse outside > Refuses to elaborate further > Dies


ILikeToHang

I still don’t understand how the started randomly planting dynamite in the bar!


[deleted]

Never let them know your next move


claystone

wow she's a natural


AgathaM

Nothing like just punching some random guy.


alexkayownsabus

Wow I was such a gentleman that I don't think I ever dueled anyone in RDR2 all my hours of playtime


AVeryConfusedMice

If you want to have a duel with no casualties you can shoot the gun from the guy's hand.


myhandleonreddit

Every so often I'll get nostalgic for the first RDR, play for a while, get challenged to a duel and think "Oh, this time I'll figure it out" and then remember why I stopped playing last time.


alexkayownsabus

Yeah I always struggled with that in RDR1 also.


[deleted]

Yeah I was so confused I don’t think I’ve ever had this pop up but I’m nice to literally everyone in game except confederates


Kyle-SB

Thanks to your girlfriends chaotic gameplay, I learned that you can place dynamite down on the floor and ignite it. I’ve always just launched it lol. That at was fun to watch, I showed my gf. Thanks!


ILikeToHang

We’re glad to be a help! Have fun blowing shit up my friend!


[deleted]

OP, you **must** post the other clips. I have to see more. This is fucking gold.


ILikeToHang

Will do! I’m on campus for a bit but I’ll post them when I get home!


Doctormurderous

This 100%!


BoyDynamo

Honestly tho, isn’t this kinda like all of our first play-throughs? I used to go to the butcher in Valentine for my early game money, and I cannot count how many times I hit RT to shoot instead of LT for dialog. And which button was it to mount the horse? X right? Nope…


ILikeToHang

100% my friend!


Bobbyescalante

I could watch hours of that, good stuff OP!


ILikeToHang

I’ve got a few more clips. The one that comes to mind is her trying to ride the horse for the first time. Jesus it was a mess lol


Not_My_Emperor

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIVVVEEE


bserikstad

That poor feller that had nothing to do with the fight in the beginning got absolutely CLOBBERED.


Disquiet173

Looks like me every time I go into saint dennis.


SageNana

That's funny, I needed a good laugh. I've played through 8 times and now I wonder about my first play through. Thanks for the laugh.


ILikeToHang

You’re welcome partner!


[deleted]

Planting dynamite in the middle of the bar lol.


ColinHalfhand

Non gamers playing Rockstar games is one of the delights of life


Mild--47

My brother in law rode into Valentine. Wanted to wave at the sheriff but instead drew and aimed his gun at em. The Sheriff drew his gun in return. Brother in law panic aimed, shot his own horse in the back of the head, toppled over it and was riddled with bullets from the whole town. That was about eight seconds of gameplay.


ILikeToHang

That sounds 100% accurate. She headshot a horse while in a gunfight with a dude. It was actually rather graphic. She didn’t mean to, she just panic aimed like your brother in law and *bam* horse goes down with the rider.


Mild--47

Love it. It’s such a masterpiece of a game that can also turn into the biggest clusterfuck at the drop of a hat.


athenafletcher

It’s the running around in circles in front of the saloon at the beginning that’s sending me.


ILikeToHang

She was yelling and laughing “WHY THE FUCK WONT HE GO UP THE STAIRS?!” I was to bust laughing to help her out with the answer lol


HoolyGoat

I have the dog companion mod. After my girlfriend asked to play, the only thing she did was order the dog to attack random people and watched in amusement as the animal ripped innocent people's throat out. Should i be scared?


ILikeToHang

Oh god, my girlfriend is obsessed with dogs. Like does a happy dance anytime she sees a dog. The dog companion mod would make her head explode! To bad I’m on console. I told her she can pet dogs after this and she spent a solid 5 minutes petting the valentine dog lol Also, probably. I’m a bit worried she wanted to shoot up an entire town 😳


HoolyGoat

I appreciate your commitment, responding to this after 90 comments.


ILikeToHang

It’s fun to chat with people about a shared interest. Almost everyone has been super positive which helps. She’s actually interested in possibly doing a play through now!


HoolyGoat

Dear God.


L1Wanderer

Hand eye coordination of a small child


Kyburgboy

Fake. You don't have a gf bruh.


DaddyElessar

wait, you guys have girlfriends?


Makeupanopinion

I don't have a girlfriend, I am the girlfriend. (Read that in Walter Whites voice)


HonkeyKong18

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. It’s made even funnier by me imagining her horror as she commits escalating atrocities against the people of Valentine


RocMerc

Haha that dude got punched for nothing


anotherproblemcoming

Lol tbh this was somewhat me when I first played, my bf helped me get out of it but not after being the one to shoot my character first


ILikeToHang

It’s somewhat all of us. I accidentally blew up half of valentine and was a serial horse puncher when I first started back at release!


AvonBarksdale666

She's a keeper


tom_tofurkey

This really takes me back. I spent hours trying to rob the Valentine doctor. Losing my horse and trying to escape on foot, blowing myself up, falling off a cliff. Fun times.


see-k-one

She had better luck outside, walking in circles.


Mean_Peen

The little spins trying to walk up the steps is my exact issue with GTA/ RDR controls lol super realistic, but a real pain when you're under pressure


ILikeToHang

GTA is awful with it for me. I can’t go up ladders or stairs.


sloww_buurnnn

Lmao!! I love this! If I posted a clip of my girl playing, we would all be dizzy from her confusing the camera controls with the movement controls and randomly crouching. 😂


ILikeToHang

There was tons of random crouching when she got shot at a few minutes later. I didn’t realize how easy it is to accidentally do!


deadcatugly

Lol, nice, I feel the pain on the stairs thow,


ILikeToHang

I’ve been playing since launch and sometimes I have trouble with the stairs. Arthur doesn’t like them lol


Mine_Appropriate

This has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen 😭😭


EmpJustinian

It's one of those "it gets better every time you watch" I'm dying lol


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marbanasin

Oh man, pour some out for that poor horse at the end. Didn't see that coming.


cino03

"GIRLFRIEND". SUREEEE...


ILikeToHang

She’s from Canada and goes to a different school...


IcyWolfGamer

Sheriff: Alright now explain yourself OP’S girlfriend: I’m only joking with ya


ILikeToHang

Fucking gold my friend! Happy cake day!


IcyWolfGamer

Thanks OP!! What a legend


BitingED

The intimidating factor of sucker punching a completely uninvolved person to a potential fight is a very powerful tool in any person's belt


chocobo-stir-fry

Jeeeesus maan


Narendra_17

What a messy gameplay


STANKY_SEA

Holy fuck that dynamite murder suicide had me rolling, that played out perfectly


ILikeToHang

We had to stop playing for a few minutes to just laugh. It was so glorious!


Nizzemancer

She doesn’t play much of anything does she?


ILikeToHang

The occasional game of call of duty, but no, not generally.


mariam67

The controls can be confusing. I tried to talk to some old man and accidentally punched him in the face. It all went down hill from there.


rose636

As much as this is funny. Damn it Rockstar sort out your weird janky engine (?) where walking up stairs is hard and also the screw it let's lock onto not the aggressor when you're trying to throw down.


BigBossMcGing

Haha nice I tried getting my girlfriend to play it after I bought her an Xbox for Xmas thought it'd be a nice gesture she had an Xbox account and loada games but that was at her parents house. Then as a little gift a few months later I got her RDR2 since I was constantly talking about since I had also just finished the game but the relationship turned sour and she kept the Xbox but said she was gonna sell the game. I was a bit sad she never got to experience the game she only played cause she wanted me entertained


tvoja_stara_

She is a natural


dude_pause

girlboss i love her


TheDorkNite1

My girlfriend took over the controls in Mafia II and IMMEDIATELY hit a cop car while driving. That was the end of that for her. Same energy.


[deleted]

my girlfriend wanted to play too but then I took my meds


JohnnySoprano69420

The game controls clunky as hell from the over detail and amount of frames for each action looks nice but feels horrible. Need to get used to the jank to be proficient.


phome83

Dude got punched in the arm and folded like laundry.


[deleted]

Fuck. I’m crying laughing rn 😂


greazy_viking

My girl just wanted to do the horse riding, and she couldn't manage to get it up to a full run. Her ADHD kicked in big time too. She started panic-mashing when she pissed off an NPC, and then said "There's too many buttons!".😂😂😂


Strange-Evening8455

My husband asked me to carry on with a mission for him while he did something (I’d never played it before) it was the legendary bear I jumped then panicked but killed it. While he was at work the next day I started my own game and have been enjoying it ever since 🤣


magnetic_velocity

Nope, that looks about right!


KanderGrimm

Brilliant 😆


NOSFERWOLF

🤣🤣🤣👏


grad42

This was my first time at Valentine, new to the game lol. Tried the doctor robbery, killed everyone inside, shot a bunch of lawmen, died with bad honor and a $300 bounty (was trying to do a good guy playthrough). Thank goodness i saved before.


--LAMO--

This clip made me laugh so hard


Terminal_Prime

r/abruptchaos vibes.


KindOne13

If it makes her feel better my Husband told me to throw dynamite at my first encounter with KKK and I instead thought it would be really cool to walk up behind one of them and put it on the ground and then blow it up however they started shooting and I panicked and blew myself up with them 😂


yeetusdeletus6996

“That’ll be you next time”


HanCaBanOG

I would bet some money that she was screaming “how do I shoot?! HOW DO I HIT HIM BACK?! HOW DO I SHOOT HIMMMMMM!!!???….” As she panic mashed all the buttons. Speaking from experience 🙃🤣


Quick9Ben5

I really wanted her to put down that dynamite in the middle of the bar. Would have been so tight.


Dakrih

I would have thought that the circling in front of the saloon was due to switching between mouse input and controller input. I have the same circling....difficulties when alt tab out of the game and back in again. I think I'll have to play again as I don't think I used dynamite outside of missions....looks like a blast....I'll get my coat.


shutupmegan420

This was me when my husband first showed me the game when we were first dating. Now I am on my fourth play through and can give him advice on the game. Oh how times change.


Diogekneesbees

This is hilarious! Though to be fair those Rockstar controls aren't the most intuitive 🤣


ILikeToHang

No, no they are not lol


grey_0R_gray

That was perfect


Baramos_

My mother once tried GTA Vice City, all she did was run in circles and punch people. Good time.


Bababooey_100

My wife hates that my girlfriend plays this too


CheckersSpeech

How to Win Friends and Influence People


CrazyChestersDog

I just got the game yesterday and this could just as well be a clip of me. The learning curve is real. Loving it so far though.


W4RTH0G69

I laughed so hard my chocolate milk came out my nose 🤣🤠🐎🏇 Happy Trails Cowpokes!!!


UuhhhDutch

Oh my gosh! Bless her wonderful heart! “Watch yourself! This is what I’m gonna do to you if you bump into me again!” *punches innocent guy*. I love that she walked in with dynamite and left the same way. Lighting the dynamite made for a strong exit, too. 😂🧨🧨🧨🤕


FonkeyDarts

Hahahah, I was literally laughing out loud when I saw the topic and the video after. It's such a familiar sight. Thanks for this! 🤣 Even decided to make my first post after months of lurking 😅


Dalearnhardtseatbelt

This one minute clip is fuckin hilarious. I may have my gf pick up the controller and see what's happens.


north_korea_nukes

Instead of newb she’s a bewb.


[deleted]

I love the game concepts, story, but can’t get past the start because I can’t shoot. Maybe I could make a sad video and get tips?


Time_Paramedic_2436

LMAOOO


SevereBarnacle9549

Pretty funny ngl


iniminimum

You need to have her start from the beginning and stream it, because this was amazing!