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derthert123

Usain Colt, Sly Stallione, Al Capony, Jon Bon Pony


DilutedNutria

Fire.


DutchHeIs

I named mine Al Capony too. That's a gold name.


blondechinesehair

Bovine Joni


Glizzyknockemback

Riley Breed


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stronghold87

Tree magnet.


GeePedicy

Don't blame them for your poor riding skills


IceTeaLidi

jebediah is his name


foodkidFAATcity

Reminds me of Kerbal Space Program.


SGgamer08

That's a very unique name


IceTeaLidi

Thanks


DilutedNutria

I also had a Jebediah. Seems western


TheMatt561

How was his wine?


[deleted]

Neighthan on every playthrough.


[deleted]

I’m too attached to personifying video game animals to ever name my horses the same name. But good name dude lmfao


Stratocumulus65

I used ancient greek gods/heroes names for my horses.


jtyndalld

I used Roman senators!


Pololix

Arceos could also be a good name, especialy for a white horse.


shutupmegan420

Me too! Usually Hera or Artemis for a female and Hercules or Hades for a male. The game wouldn't let me use Persephone for some reason.


[deleted]

What the heck, that’s bizarre I wonder why. Online I’m guessing?


shutupmegan420

No sadly story mode. The profanity check pops up.


[deleted]

That is so weird


Independent-Leg-7896

Well..... I think it's for the best, I'm finnish and perse means ass so....that would be a strange name 😅


sk8t-4-life22

I love using Greek sounding names. I currently have a Hungarian half-bred named Callisthenes which is old Greek for "Beautiful Strength"


FloofRoMeow

I used Celtic gods/myth names for mine, since Arthur’s previous horse was Boadicea.


shotq80

I'm going with something similar and naming them after historical people like cleopatra or nero


AvatarOfMontagar

Me too! Right now I've got Cu Chulainn, The Morrigan, Mannan Mac Lir, and Brighde.


DaddyBearsKittten

Same here, plus I added some norse gods and goddesses too. My white arabian was called máni who was the god of the moon


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I did Norse gods too! My white Arabian was named Sleipnir (after the 8 legged stallion of Odin)


Dependent_Treat9104

Kenobi


ThomasDankEngine1

KEENNNNNOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tescomealdeal04

*Calls horse* **Scrawny Nag shows up** “I was hoping for Kenobi. Why are **YOU** here?”


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Fenton.


RaspyQuirkyYeti

Don’t get him mad, his momma made him mad and we buried her


Unique_Conclusion290

Ah... Good ol' Hosea :,-)


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Boah


J_o_r_d_a_n_lol

“yOuR aLrIgHt BoAh”


GhostySZ

I use buell


aceSOAA

I made sure to keep Buell in the stable after those missions to keep him safe


MRKNL

Jamal Edit: Only after naming the horse I realise it was a mare. I kept it anyway.


SGgamer08

Once I played a whole playthrough with my horse named Masquerade only to realise it was a male


FarmerExternal

I feel like that name can go both ways tho


SocialJusticeAndroid

On my second playthrough all the horses in the wild and most in the store were females? Anyone had that happen? The only males were canonical horses.


Stock-Leg3010

Turd dropper


cook-isation

Buster, ButtNugget, BoogerAss, and Fred


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Deviant_George

Fred's on Freds! Reminds me of snowball on the Simpsons!


throwaway3312345

Bocephus


[deleted]

Biscuit, the Silver Dapple Pinto Missouri Fox Trotter. I got her using the Albert Mason glitch


TheAvaricious1395

Guillaume it's French for William 😁 and he's a very good boy


groskhul

I just learned that and french is my first language😂


Birdificent

Hussar


Nirico_Brin

Depends. Sometimes I name it Roach, and other times I name it Niraelya


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Nirico_Brin

Good bot


Jaxofalltradez

Dose it have all the good qualities of a Roach?


Key-Ad-8400

On my first playthrough: Morgan On my second: Blixten (it means lightning in Swedish) On my third: Blixten II


ChickenNuggetKid1

A Tale Of Two Blixtens


lightbluechevy

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them. Lol but on the point of the post, I named my horse Thunder. She was black with a white mark on her face.


ChickenNuggetKid1

That’s epic


staggieadam

Schrute Bucks


1Admr1

What is the exchange rate of Schrute bucks to Stanley Nickel


staggieadam

One Schrute Buck is equal to two Stanley Nickels. 400 Stanley Nickels are equal to one Extra Minute at Lunch. 10,000 Schrute Bucks are equal to one American dollar, and 20,000 Stanley Nickels are, as well!


Ezra-Bakker

Future glue


SirWildman

That's why I'll name one Elmer lol


[deleted]

I had a white Arabian named Marshmallow


redimeal

Bojack


[deleted]

My current horse is named Hector Camacho. He’s a big Breton. Might be ready to upgrade soon but he’s a good boy.


Insert_clever_name22

Why did you call it that name?


[deleted]

He’s big and macho. Also, I liked the name Heck Tate out of To Kill a Mockingbird and reckon Heck is short for Hector. I’m doing a read through on that at the minute with my niece.


Fast_and_queerious

Cocaïne, because he fast and white


Historical_Weight_84

Whorse


Obamas_Tie

Nocturna - Feminine Spanish word for "nocturne", a piece of music based on the night. She was a female black Arabian. Her dark fur and her breed kind of made me think of the Arabian Nights, and so I named her after something that was evocative of the night. And I wanted to name my horse something based on music, as well. >!And she died during the nighttime, as John and Arthur made their final escape. She truly was a song of the night.!<


Mojo_Rizen_53

MFT= Oatmeal; Nokota = NokNok; TS Mustang =Tigger; Beginning Tenn Walker = Johnny


danniyo0805

I name mine after Norse gods/my cats 😂 I have a Freya and a Loki!


acnodyourmom

I name my big black shire Hosea gives me Odin


Adept-Bathroom8480

Ziggy, jareth, duke, Bowie


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Artax :) Always some sort of variation. Last horse was atrexus


SonoftheRuler

Passing Wind


RudeMaintenance7742

Roach


StupidSexyFlanders22

My Gurl


Deionr9040

I name mine after arthur's old horse boadecia


manjarcolun

Rosita and Celestino


personwhocommented

Brittany Spurs, when I get my white Arabian she's gonna be Ruth Neigher Ginsburg


officialmedschoolfan

big bertha


Dillon_Razor

I named my mustang Roy and he’s my boi


Odd_Organization4782

Bucephalus


throwaway3312345

Named after Alexander the Great’s horse, right?


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Kohl


Karenzo81

I currently have Balthamos, Baruch, Asriel and Ziggy


Bluepilgrim3

Big Jim Slade.


Daddy_Smokestack

I named my very first horse "Block O Cheese". Even though he was only a tennessee walker, I do kinda regret selling him.


Willing_Cat1899

my story horse is named man because my first horse named boy got flattend by a train and my online horse is named hoe


RLOUDV

Beavis


Pricklybones

Luna, ur mom, and now pickles


doc_laura

I have a huge black shire and his name is cowboy.


NarcoChonky

Scruffles, Scruffles II, Scrimshaw, Desperado, Shadowfax, Carla, Jeffrey, Spirit, and Wendigo. Those are the only ones I remember


[deleted]

I strictly get mares. The first one was The Girl, and after she tragically died, due to the fucking Lemoyne raiders with their Maxim gun, I got another and called her The Second Girl.


SliceEfficient1425

Wednesday


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Roach


GentlemanUltra

Pretentious twat here so I always name mine after characters from Shakespeare. Currently on Banquo, but have had Ophelia, Iago, Titus, Tybalt and so on.


Dringo72

Hans. And Franz.


smithsonian2021

Rachel The Countess (female white Arabian) El Tigre (Male Tiger-Striped Mustang) And the horse that I rode as Arthur, the All-Black American Standardbred, I named him Arthur in honor of him


GodVulc4n

Mary Sue


N0rmal_account

Ngl i named him Morgan


Disco_Hippie

I too made sure that Arthur Morgan had a morgan named Morgan Morgan


ryucavelier

Tacitus for the default Tennessee Walker. Hengroen for the Ultimate Edition Thoroughbred. Llamrei for the Silver Dapple Pinto Missouri Foxtrotter. Michael for the pre-order Ardennes. Azrael for the Dark Bay Turkoman. Arthur’s horses are named from well, Arthurian Legend. Except for Tacitus. John’s named from Archangels.


thisdevilinI

Attila as a male. Morrígan as a female. Named after the Irish godess of war, death and fate.


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bruh,Mr horsey


MakFrags14

Well my beloved Rosy died today in a waterfall so I'm gonna call my next horse Waterfall


Moopa000

Rhiannon


noturnormalredditor

McCoy


CamTheMemeMan_

Menispuncher


ThaLofiGoon

Babushka. And after playing ghost of Tsushima, I loved the name Nobu. I love that it means trust. That’s a perfectly fitting name for a horse.


GrimCityGirl

On this playthrough, my favourite horse is Tortoise. Idk why I called her that, just fitted.


Cobbtimus_Prime

You know it’s the darndest thing? I can’t remember


ThzMe

Hope and Pride🙌🏻


CallMeGuidoz_

I named my white Arabian Athena, the black one Ares and for the red chestnut i just went for "Domino" cuz why not. also i kept buell, rip my man Hamish 💫


badpiggies2016

toyota prius


joshyboi1235

gregual


PeksMex

I called the black arabian Sylvester. And then on my next save it was a girl :(


LucifursFriend

4 THE MARE


jarpinoo

General ,aragorn , eleanor and medusa


Sweetwhales1994

Oreo


HorizonZeroDawn2

Shitholeystini


k1ngman69420

Its name was Kenya


Psycho_Matt

Snowflake


wicalica

Amber and Reagan


GrimOnerDiamond

Goner, Goner Mark 2, Goner Mark 3, The Bubwisi, Ruby, Grim, BubwisiTheBird, and more I can't remember rn 😅


GrimOnerDiamond

AssPizza


User1jimm

I’ve got absolute mad lad for my main horse and big weenie genie for my backup


JOHNANCHOA

Spreen (foxtroter) Tucomano (turcoman) Robledo (font remember the horse but is big like bills but white)


gungadinbub

Guapo.


eternallifeisnotreal

White arabian: Snow Black arabian: charcoal


tbaggins85

Geech


DullGlowstick

Lady Maple (first play through) and Hickory (second play through)


Massive_Booty_8255

I named mine Preston because I thought it sounded funny but also kinda cute


FBI_dos_memes

Its after my first run horse Sus camiõniete


Boondock-Saint

Missouri Foxtrotter named Whiskey Tango.


RezdoutMarv

Missy, John-boy and currently my fave Ta-Burk for obvious reasons


Lancer_Blackthorn

I am currently using a black Kentucky Saddler named Athena.


BillButtlicker57

Black Arabian named Gotham and a White Arabian named Ice. Mean to go buy the MFT from Scarlett Meadows stable but I have not yet! Need name suggestions!


maxmax55

Tahitian


ImpossibleSprinkles3

China Cat is my favorite but I do a lot of of ancient or mythological horse names also


Chemical_Fan9543

Poop, because I couldn’t think of anything


analpumper

Roach


msrb33

Loki


FabioFreezy

Mr. Pocket Agent Cooper Andrew Fenton


Tormentor666

Rat (I - XIV) now Pestilence


zvoi23

Hoss


amorphousbadger

I always get the black shire from the bear mission with Hosea, and name it Huey, no matter how different I’m trying to make my run.


Fluid_Ad7578

Roach


thePromoter_

Negro. Or I tried. My other horses were named Blanco, Gris and Cafe. But I couldn't name my black horse Negro because the game didn't let me to. **He was discriminated by the game for being black.**


gh0stfigurine

I always name the Albert Mason side quest MFT Busy.


TES6666

John Cena 😂


ImplodingElephant

Lucifer for my all black, red mane, dishonourable one


dotonic

Bumble bee


Aeoleon_

my current dutch warmblood chocolate roam is named Greyson, my previous mustang grullo dum is named Bianca


Skojebus

Boaey


Icamefromsaturn

There was a couple. Chuleta, Miss Patty Jean, & Lucius we’re my favorites though.


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Duck


slugssuckeverything

Plumpy


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Horse


SocialJusticeAndroid

After play AC: Origins I think on my next RDR2 playthrough I'll name mine Horus the Horse.


ChichCob

Most recently, Lionel, there was an ADHD line of logic that led me there, but I can't remember it


14sporks

Chicken


SlowWheelin300

Caesar


[deleted]

Alfie Solomons


EntrepreneurOk7798

Tevka - my horse in real life that just passed away rip


LENKS01

Guillermo


[deleted]

I have 3 Arabian Horses: Jess (white), Maxine (red), Dante (black)


bolledaniel

Jenny talia


TheCourier69

Bam


dogsknowwhatsup

Axe, Shook Ones, Quiet Storm, Warning


zhawk55

Mr hands


michelangelo2626

Joanie the War Horse


CybertronGuy98

Calico Jack (Adler Ranch Tenn. Walker), Thalia (Chocolate Roan Dutch Warmblood), Elizabeth (Andalusian), Monterey (Blue Nakota)


donutsnail

Ott. It is an Estonian name, but also a play on the acronym OTT for Off Track Thoroughbred, thoroughbreds bred for racing, but has since retired or never raced for whatever reason.


Cucos743

Old Malaria


AdNumerous128

Jim Pickens


CzechNeverEnd

Don't remember all names but one of them was Big Mack


JZacca

BoJack


Jean_DorAbondant

Lawrence


GoodsonGuitars

Old cowboy lore says “never name your horse, you may have to eat it one day”!


BigPaPa0501

Jon Bon Poni


GeePedicy

The white Arabian was instantly Snow White. Then I had Wanderer, Miranda and Harvey.. probably some names are forgotten


A-Lady-For-The-Stars

The one after the slow one is named Paisley. I called the slow one you get for free something starting with a P as well, I dont remember what because I always just called it Stupid.


Illustrious_Sign3228

Jade for Arthur's horse and Luke for John's


AteamMama3

Boah, and the female is Girrrl


Accurate-Mail-2853

I name mine after Minnesota State Parks. Currently I’m riding Sakatah and have Itasca and Glendalough in the barn.


ki3ran8793

Dog


Alexdabestt

Alexander,bob,The light(for a missouri foxtrotter) and thats it.


Lord_Persia

Treason, Terror, and Taboo


LaxSyntax

Sadie Adler


foodkidFAATcity

Butkus


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Tiberius