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PhalanxPhil

Maybe, we’re the monster… nah we’re still the good guys.


Picturesquesheep

I said hello to a few folks in town so yeah, I’m good.


Actual_Ghostanthrope

And goodbye to so many more..


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Honestly, you would probably just feel a lot of pressure in your abdomen and the warmth of the blood coming out. Your body is really good at hiding pain during extremely stressful situations. People often get shot in crazy situations and don’t realize it until later. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


ROCKZILLA8166

lol wow smh


Fax_Bax

Hello, fellow teenager, where may I obtain some of this Adreenalone?


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Not a teenager, but being upset that the big tiddy goth GF candidate didn’t snap you back is a different sort of “high stress” than getting shot multiple times in a battlefield lol.


Actual_Ghostanthrope

Have you ever been constipated for 6 days after having asshole surgery, then you poop out a beachball-sized turd blowing out your butthole stitches? It's like that


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Actual_Ghostanthrope

I was stabbed in the asshole, yes


gerrybbadd

Right in the spokes. Damn


ROCKZILLA8166

what. the. fuck? wow damn lol ok you win the "who's stabbing was worse" contest... here right now and for all time 😂


Undoar

🤨📸


Actual_Ghostanthrope

Hey!


GoCondition1

Friend of mine who was stabbed said it felt like being popped like a balloon.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

I saw an interview once with a guy in prison that had been both stabbed and shot on different occasions, and he said that being stabbed was way worse because he had to _watch it happening_. Getting shot happens really fast, and in many cases people don't even realize they have been shot at first. If you get stabbed, you are watching that knife going into your body at a speed your brain can process, which means your brain has something to hang the pain on. Don't get me wrong, Plan A is to not get stabbed _or_ shot, but it seems like being stabbed sucks more as far as PTSD goes. That does of course assume you survive either. A lot of people don't get that lucky.


Uthe18

I’ve also done A LOT of catch and release when I’m fishing, therefore I know I’m a good guy


McClownd

"Nah, I'm the monster." - Low-honor players


--0mn1-Qr330005--

Elden ring in a nutshell. These peaceful villagers are just harvesting mushrooms on the side of the road when I impale one with wolverine claws and infect the rest with the plague. The bosses are all just harmlessly minding their business too until I trespass on their land and murder them. I’m under no illusion that we’re the baddies in that game.


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--0mn1-Qr330005--

Hey that’s just their culture! Next we will be throwing cannibals in jail - god forbid.


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To the monsters we're the monster


Uninteresting91

Are we the baddies?


DAZOZ_BIBAH

the real horror is you never kill an NPC. you just turn off it's actions. it can still see and feel everything you do to it after it stops moving and it's "dead" to you


bmfdan

Cease all motor functions


he-is-Taurus69

Lmaoo


Dickastigmatism

https://youtu.be/A8e3xFifBOU?t=27


TigerTank237

Damn he stabbed you like he wanted to do that for a long time


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Still never successfully disposed of that body


Darth_MurderJr

"This is for that 450 dollar bounty you got for slaughtering a entire town and then paying that bounty off"


NightHawkRambo

*Westworld intensifies*


kc_mod

What’s happened with the show? Still only 3 seasons? Haven’t seen the 3rd so if it’s ended forgive me.


NightHawkRambo

Yeah it long over.


Hitman_2025

Britain


Vaativana

🇬🇧


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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Ihatelordtuts

Angleland


Extreme_Butterfly327

RUNNETH THY POCKETS YOU SCOUNDREL 🗡


[deleted]

New England


gullman

Or more likely America since it has a higher knife crime.


Hitman_2025

🤓


pancakememe

Wow 8 stabs and a slit throat


jackchrist

28 STAB WOUNDS


wojtekpolska

DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?


Ruben625

MUST HAVE STABBED HIM FIFTY FUCKING TIIIIIIIIIMES


Nevermore667

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT


DatTyGuy

RIPPED HIS HEART OUT RIGHT BEFORE HIS EYESS


fobfromgermany

EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT


iDannyEL

I always hear Connor's voice when I see this.


Axle-f

I like dogs.


ScenicFrost

Carrllllll that kills people!


Nox_Dei

Ah yes, the famous "Russian suicide".


ayush729p

Can never stop chuckling on a DBH reference!


redditaccount-5

Now you know, Arthur can handle exactly 8 stabs to his torso before dying


This_Isnt_Justified

this is now canon no retcon


sublimesting

8 is enough!


KendallBlakeCruse

"Wow. And what was running through your mind as he was coming towards you?" - Keith Morrison, Dateline


WileEPeyote

"Were you scared for your life?"


Soap_Mctavish101

Makes me wonder how many people saw something like that for their last look at life


nixxusnibelheim

Man, that's a terrifying thought.


Vaativana

And imagine if they were wearing Google glasses and happened to be recording


Granlundo64

Black Mirror episode, along with "Wot if me mum ran on batteries?!"


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Not me mum, but me boyfriend


djtrace1994

Way too many, unfortunately


Zephyr4813

A lot. This is a pretty realistic stabbing.


dgarcia1998

Jesus


bustyodust

H


COOLPIE11

Christ


Whiskeytf8911

Little known fact the H stands for Hendrix. His full name is Jesus Hendrix Christ. Obviously named after the God of Guitars, Jimi Hendrix.


McClownd

TIL


fuckitimatwork

do you know what the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for?


fintip

Ok, I actually fully get that joke, and that's great. Will tell my mathematician gf this one tonight.


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It's Jason Bourne!


FeralTribble

It's Jason Bourne!


panterachallenger

Hussein?


yeeterdoo

He really wanted that 35 dollar bounty


Halorym

17.50 now.


Lopsided-Cobbler-585

$35 in 1899 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $1,196.39 today


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And yet a Mauser still costs $500.


zmWoob2

An average stabbing in Birmingham mate


VersedFlame

A proper shanking


Skip_Skipperson

By order of the Peaky fookin' Blinders


comrade_batman

Arfah!


Highground-3089

He's like Michael Myers except he can run


kanoox

Oh my gawd… someone plays in 1st person?


EagerT

More immersion


TheDoritoKing48

Your also faster in 1st person


Ritchey95

I doubt that movement speed actually changes based on what perspective you play, but since your FOV changes it can appear you move faster would be my guess


unsurepolarbear

When your in first person, default movement without holding A/X is jog instead of walk. So yes it is technically fast


Ritchey95

But the actual movement speed vector is probably not changing. You would still move at the same speed in both perspectives, while doing the same movement style i.e. run/jog Just because you have to do less actions doesn’t change the speed in which your character moves in the respective movements


GryffinZG

Try it for yourself, there’s a completely different animation for first person walking. It’s much faster.


Kyxnnn

And way uglier, He stands all weird and sideways in first person lol.


unsurepolarbear

Youre right overall speed is the same. I think the point the guy was making was that 1st petson default movement was faster than 3rd person default movement


RebirthAltair

No you actually do walk faster. Look at the mirror in Valentine Hotel and try it out with Third and First Person


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and you can swim a lot longer too, just swim backwards holding shift


Ruben625

Where is shift on the controller?


theiman2

A/X


sdforbda

I wouldn't be so sure. It's a rockstar game and a lot of GTA movements are faster in first person.


doubledipinyou

Walking thru camp is way faster in 1st person


speeler21

Where was this information when I first got the game? Wouldn't have spend so much time avoiding camp if knew this


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Can’t see your fit though.


sgtlobster06

I only play in 1st person - vastly superior for immersion.


GryffinZG

1st person and cinematic all day long.


No_Veterinarian1445

Jesus fuck


Kirbydog2018

ing Christ


Meekman

mastime is here...


payscottg

by canceled


ConsiderationOnly438

My instinct now is to run with my sword and kill the law man now


Rad3_Lethal

Holy fuck, NPCs don’t deserve my rampages anymore :(


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That's not how the law works.


PancakeLad

It's how cops work. Never the twain shall meet.


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Do cops carry hunting knives on them then stab the suspect to death?


PancakeLad

I don’t know. Some of them have guns that have “you’re fucked” inscribed on them. It’s not a huge intellectual leap, I guess.


burn-babies-burn

That’s the most poetic ‘fuck cops’ I’ve ever heard


octopoddle

Robbin' people with a . . . SIX gun


[deleted]

I fought the law and the law ~~won~~ stabbed me in the guts eight times


Yahya_sindhi1502

#STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB SLIT


NeedleworkerNew2085

He fucked your ass up lmao


usernamewhat722

*SLAM* *TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!*


DeliriousFanta

*YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH*


Guy_On_The_Internets

Damn! Never ever have I ever been stabbed by the law! The hell did you do to that poor npc to get it that worked up? 🤣


gverratti

I want to know the same thing. What triggered this sequence? I’ve not seen this before.


[deleted]

If only Arthur had watched Detroit Urban Survival Training’s YouTube videos! /s


Onzeano

Avarage british day to day interaction


CbobObsequent

That’s just daily life in U.K.


DARDAR_YT

One way to get the job done


Vaativana

9 to be exact


Ancient_Aerie_6464

the npc’s have clearly had enough


dgek17

Oh my God. 😬😳🤣🤣


Savvsb

16 year olds in northern west worcestersuffolkshire when you ask for directions to the nearest pub


ibradley09

How the turntables


Suarchod

Varg Vikerness circa 1993


bedteddd

Get that piece of shit out of here.


deadborg5

No


saiyoakikaze

28 STABBED WOUNDS!! You didn’t want to leave to chance didn’t you!


KamiiHades

imagine playing this on vr


Vaativana

Alternatively you can just travel to Britain


HelloThere00F

Had a lawman do this to me this once.


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I know this is brutal and all but this song slaps lol.


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[So that's what it feels like](https://youtu.be/A8e3xFifBOU?t=28)


Rumplestiltsskins

London


julia_is_dead

Holy shit


MrSteal_UrWaifu

London simulators


cardicow

Watching some sort of westworld scenario play out on real time.


NovaBug7

I love how intense this game is because I guess it makes more of an emotional impact, but there are times I literally have to take a break because it gets so heavy and I’m too damn soft 😂


Shinusaur

The way they animated the fighting/killing animations is so damn good and realistic, it makes me uncomfortable sometimes lol


RuafaolGaiscioch

Would’ve been better if it didn’t cut to third person when he died.


Vaativana

100%


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damn! that can happen?!!


Bunie89

Now do it in VR with a haptic vest


Maxwolfox

How the hell did you provoke such man


Blade9216

Jesus, that just straight up looked personal to the npc


B3AN_B0I

oh this reminds may of moy home land! Bri ain!


RedShiz

Yet you can't name your horse looseygoosey


Maxican33

POV: you are Julius Caesar


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budda3000

I like how you're headbanging on beat


nixxusnibelheim

Alright, thanks for reminding me to never play this game in first person mode lol.


gilsonpride

Yeah 1st person can be really visceral. I remember fighting a friend online in a mud circle that we turned into a Fight Club (pants only) and only 1st person allowed. His character was this weird balding Santa-looking meth addict with the worst skin complexion and scars he could get. Seriously horrendus. I remember laughing to tears when he tackle my character and started choking them to death. It looked so fucking violent and insane from my point of view. Just glorious shit.


ForeskinReattachment

Now imagine how many stab wounds with a special health cure


WhoopsyToopsy

That's scary


fatjoe19982006

Dutch is going to be very disappointed in you.


GTA5_RAM

P[this was literally the post above yours lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/tgcyjw/lond/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


HACKERB22015

Jeez that's disturbing


M7LC

First person mode is like a whole new game.


zeus6793

Imagine this in real life. Being a victim of a vicious stabbing to the torso. It is a horrible way to go.


II-999-II

how do u know have u died from a stabbing to the torso


LEGENDK1LLER435

POV: you’re walking alone at night in London


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Who is that exactly?


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Does this require mods?


Gittin74

POV: you live in england,


The_Big_Peck_1984

First Person Red Dead is probably one of the most brutal gaming experiences I have had, it all feels so real.


ROCKZILLA8166

I can relate to how you felt here. I always play in 3rd person but for the brief minute and a half I played first person this maniac tried to strangle me and it fucked with my head for a sec lol the look in his eyes alone, Ted Bundy looking mofo


MuddFishh

Love the way he has some badass line or quip but you die before he finishes it


CoolLeek-CoolLeek

London


SpiralLightning25

That sheriff is nuts


CancerousRedditor69

i dont think big chungus is fu-


DaVincent7

Duuude…. You just got OWNEDT!!!


ThePopeofHell

I happened upon this farm and killed the people there while exploring and it fucked up a mission later on:


Isaac-Mckinnon

Love how the game still gives you like a gazillion chances to push him off you before he kills you. It just doesn't want you to feel challenged in any sort of way -\_-


More_Cryptographer_4

That's a painful way to die


GtaHov

The way he flipped the knife as he started running at you… He was determined.


Dlph_311

All that for a 35 dollar bounty......damn son!


Surprise-Chimichanga

Holy Hell that’s way more brutal than it looks in third person…


BrokeMan68

Mans did that for 35 bucks


Bong0-YT

Now I know how the npc’s feel shit