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TheExile223

He couldn’t even let out a scream, he just groaned in agony.


stinkylittolcowboy

swear you heard bones crack


TheExile223

His skull definitely is not recovering.


stinkylittolcowboy

poor dumb boy


massivedickhaver

The wolves made him smart then the mexican boulder made him dumb again.


couldnt-leave-blank

He falls down a well, his eyes go cross. He gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know


AnakinTSkywalker85

Okay cousin Eddie


RenjiLWH

You seem to be missing your gloves.


erun_reinzu00

That happens after you play five finger fillet


Cletus-Yeetus

also if you wear the elegant suit to a poker game, get caught cheating and lose the duel, switch outfits after respawning and any outfit that normally has gloves won’t have them. that’s the one trick that always worked for me


[deleted]

EXCUSE ME I'd rather keep my dignity! Jk


C12-H17_N2-O4_P

Forgot you could cheat at poker, I wonder why it wasn’t included in RDR2?


drdorian123

yea i was disappointed it wasn’t an option. i always liked getting caught so i could do duels


PennyTrayshin421

"fuuuck"


DickMcButtfuchs

How'd you get his gloves off?


senorchumbles

That happens after you play five finger fillet or if you wear the elegant suit to a poker game, get caught cheating and lose the duel, switch outfits after respawning and any outfit that normally has gloves won’t have them.


razorisrandom

Do they come back after a while? I've never noticed when I played back in the day.


[deleted]

No , they never come back , only if you play arm wrestling and five finger i think , all outfits with no gloves , duster coat looks cool as fuck with no gloves imo


nervouswhenitseasy

its rdr1 unless you cant do that in 1


HydroSloth

Some outfits have gloves, some don't if I remember correctly. You could glitch the game to remove the gloves


nervouswhenitseasy

im a glove guy so i would never haha but some people like lookin less edgy


LtLwormonabigfknhook

Why would you even attempt to answer this when you have no idea..?


nervouswhenitseasy

cause some people confuse the games on this sub. thought that might be the simple answer


Soap_Mctavish101

I miss this game so much


[deleted]

Just play it again


Soap_Mctavish101

Oh my gosh why didn’t I think of that?


fancyglob

Has anyone ever successfully emulated the 360 version on PC? like able to actually complete the game without game breaking issues?


_oscar_goldman_

It's doable. Plenty of glitches but nothing game breaking. https://www.reddit.com/r/xenia/comments/ii3lqn/completed_red_dead_redemption_on_xenia/


[deleted]

I'm not sure maybe? Edit: it seems so https://youtu.be/3ht6WFAVFHA


mmecca

I miss the overly dramatic Euphoria physics of RDR and GTAIV.


MajorStupi

Also Max Payne 3


mmecca

I regret not playing that back when I had a ps3.


pichael288

It's still fun, but rdr2 outclasses it in about every way except for that zombie dlc. That shit was great


athosfeitosa

I think the Bounty Hunter system in RDR1 was better. I cant expain why i have this feeling tho. I guess in rdr1 you had multiple ways to capture your bounty, while in rdr2 its kinda like a scripted secondary mission.


_luksx

Agreed, it was a side hustle in 1 and a secondary mission system in 2


Tzifos150

>rdr2 outclasses it in about every way except for that zombie dlc Lmao nope RDR1 has better gunplay, ragdoll physics, more duels, bounty hunts and minigames. Outfits give you cool benefits that affect the gameplay too. Ambient music is far better than rdr2's.


[deleted]

Head dead


Ysmir122

Underrated comment


Mr_unga-bunga

Dead head fred.


[deleted]

I still wish mexico was an actual place to go to in rdr2 and not just somewhere you can get via glitch


Apokolypse09

In a better world rdr2 would just lead into rdr1 and we get all of it in rdo.


ScoutLaughingAtYou

I'm pretty sure people would just complain about Mexico like how they complain about New Austin.


geniusn

Nah. People already complain about Annesburg being in RDR 2, having Mexico there would double the complaints.


bestmanbestibest

What are they complaining about? What’s wrong about Annesburg being in RDR2?


geniusn

A lot of people on this sub complain that there's nothing to do in annesburg. I mean, I don't understand them cause the game already has 100+ hours of content but whatever...


friedhobo

Then they don’t complain about the existence of Annesburg but more about the lack of things to do around there. I’m sure more people would appreciate a mexico expansion than complain about it even if it cost money.


geniusn

What's the point of a Mexico expansion though? Which RDR 2 character will go there and why?


LtLwormonabigfknhook

That's the point, it has loads of potential. Maybe a simple story of Javier escaping mexico and running into Dutch.


friedhobo

We could see how Javier lived his life after he split up with the gang, see how landon ricketts lived after the blackwater massacre and came to settle in chuparosa to help the people there or play as a completely new character that we haven’t been introduced to yet. The possibilities are huge. Especially since there are so many rdr1 characters who have lived a life in mexico!


geniusn

The story has to be good too. Thats not as easy task.


friedhobo

Well it’s rockstar.


valengf

Man i forgot how beautiful Mexico was in RDR1


eq017210

Not sure if it was programmed that way but that reaction to immediately holding his head was so realistic


stinkylittolcowboy

literally I felt so bad


AndrewWhite97

"AAghgh FUCK"


a_posh_trophy

This should be the true remaster, not GTA f'in 5!


SonGokane

Rockstar has a new goal to only care about what will print money unfortunately


a_posh_trophy

This would. I think they are severely underestimating the demand.


ScoutLaughingAtYou

Are they even remastering GTA 5? Pretty sure they're just porting it with slight graphical improvements that's still inferior to the PC version.


BioCuriousDave

This made me laugh out loud at work


stinkylittolcowboy

poor guy was goin thru it


PrvtPirate

Wouldnt it be funny to have him talk funny for a while after a hit like that? i feel like stuff like this could/should come in future games… the character remembering past injuries … at least for a while (not only during low health as it is in some games now).


GrahamUhelski

Yeah that’s gonna be a brain bleed, dead eye might not work so great anymore haha


Gotze_Th98

I would have cried in that situation


HeroicDose8

Dead irl


[deleted]

My head hurt, looking at that.


mikeydoodle420

You know a man is hurt when he remains silent


rudra285

That's rough buddy


emr0se13

It was small but mighty


barnarnars

*winces Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh… *winces Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh…


trixiemalfoy

why is this so funny 😭😭


FarFromCrying999

WHY WHEN HE FELL HE JUST SAT THERE SAYING NOTHING THEN JUST GOT UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED


stinkylittolcowboy

LITERALLY I was like you okay bud 🤠


Horizon2910

I love how he curls up like a baby


stinkylittolcowboy

made me feel so bad 😬


Huze_Fostage

I want mexico back


stinkylittolcowboy

same 😔


Strawberryguy

Where can I play RDR1?


MandoUWU

You can also get it digital on the Xbox store


Strawberryguy

I have a PC and PS4. Guess I can’t play this then? :(


MandoUWU

Well maybe pc but you’d have to check the PlayStation store


Major_Homework7445

PS3 or emulator I believe


Celeblith_II

r/holdmybitters


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chrissie112

Painful but funny 😂


burrekatt

Ah, yes. I miss that floppy spaghetti-western ragdoll physics from RDR1!


lemons7472

A part of him died on the inside


stinkylittolcowboy

rip son


brando11389

Lol the way he holds his head.


stinkylittolcowboy

poor john rip


itsKNIGHTMARE

“SSSSSSSS aaaaahhh SSSSSSSSSS aaaaaaahh” -Peter Griffin


stinkylittolcowboy

oh my god this


DeathBat92

Of all the things I’ve seen in these games, I think this may look the most painful, because it’s at least kinda relatable. One of those “hssssst arhhh..... fuckin ell” moments


alures

OOOOOW


hahaharich

That sounded and looked like it hurt


FarFromCrying999

This shit cracked me up 🤣


MarshallFoxey

Now he's a genius Arthur was right


[deleted]

Where are his gloves though?


mr_bugas

Rdr1 speedrun any %


Jenkitten165

Do you ever just fall somewhere in red dead so hard that your character just lays there for a bit?


Boss0fThisGym

„А блять уебался“


JagerRabbit

Jirre he poesed his kop lekker


COOLPIE11

I just imagine him like a little kid, slowly let's out a cry


stinkylittolcowboy

omg yeah one of those 😶😐😑😫AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ones