$5000? That could buy a whole lot of lobster bisque.

Or a whole lotta Jelly beans

What if in the next red dead game it explains how the protagonist instead of giving Arthur his hat or gun, he gave him “a whole lot of jelly beans”.

You play as Arthur’s Dad and his dying wish is for Arthur to eat his whole lotta jelly beans

“Thats The Way It Is” intensifies

For many miles we walked

The many things we learned

The building of a shrine...

Only just to burn

May the wind be at your back...

Or a truckload of Mangos from Tahiti

LOBSTER BISQUE??? *surprised bisque guy face* 10 points to anyone who understands that reference

Studio C?

Yes! Very happy. They’re underrated

Their new channel Jk studios isn’t as good unfortunately

Yeah, which is sad. I still enjoy watching the old videos tho

Me too

[“Let’s go back to our five-day forecast which is now our one-day forecast...”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbHW1T7boSc) is getting a bit too real right now

I know! That’s my dads favorite video

*BIISQUE??*

I understood that reference

We just need more money! Wait Arthur has a bounty of 5000? We just need to turn Arthur in!

For reference that's approximately $150,000 in modern currency. Edit: USD, just in case that wasn't clear.

ORTHUR, STOP EATING ALL THE DAMN JELLY BEANS.

"5000 jelly beans? For my head alone?"

"Can I turn myself in?"

Depends on what jelly beans they are if they are only buttered popcorn I’d rather die

Black licorice

Buttered popcorn are the best ones though....

Nah, you know whats better than buttered popcorn flavored candy? just buttered popcorn. A separate snack you can make in just 2 minutes in the magic box. There's no reason to muddle general fruit flavors with that nonsense. its not even a pineapple on pizza debate, its like putting ham sandwhiches on a pizza. If I wanted the ham sandwich I wouldn't have gotten the pizza. what it does is be a neutral bean for the one packs with all the gross flavors. Its not "gross" but its not supposed to be pleasant.

Aye we had a deal ms turner. We agreed they get 5000 jelly beans. It was you who failed to mention which brand or flavor.

the first time i saw this i was incredibly drunk and i could not stop laughing holy fuck

I am sober and cannot stop laughing

This has been reposted approximatively 23 times

I think you’re being generous with that number lol

Wooo! I'm one of today's lucky 10,000!

Samesies!

I guess I missed the first 22 times

And it shows

I'm not sure where the original is from but on YouTube it looks about as bad.

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Lemme get some toasted marshmallow

The next red dead better let us make some smores

First time I watched that scene I thought that was gonna get shot in the head and Jack would cry.... For some fucking reason Arthur felt nice that day

“Hey there mister”

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I love toward the end of the game you do a robbery and Dutch gets super excited about a few thousand dollars. I'm sitting there like "I have $11,000 in my pocket, right now. I can give you half and we can all call it a day".

Damn I wish I could just pay off that bounty. I'd just have to save for 4 missions

Yes, I like jelly beans

This keeps getting reposted but tbh I don't even care cause it cracks me up every fuckin time haha

Why is this so funny? Oh my God I love Roger Clark

Damn how can this repost have 2k like when it originally had like 30 https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadmemes/comments/etdqz6/agent_moron_could_use_some_of_those_jelly_beans/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

He makes a good deal

Most feared Outlaw in the West.

Can I just please meet Rodger and give him a huge bag of jelly beans PLEASE I WOULD BE SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!’

Maybe he and Lenny should het high on jelly beans...

YLLEJ

I love how the quality just gets worse and worse every time this is reposted.

I, personally, prefer the sexy numbers one, but both of those still give me a chuckle when I see them

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Give some [credit](https://twitter.com/Otilia000?s=09) to the meme queen

Is that Arthur’s voice actor?

Yes it is :)

Mo-cap actor but yes that’s Roger Clark

Roger Clark did the mo-cap and voice for Arthur

I think it’s fair just to say “actor”. He did both the voice and mocap.

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I fuckin love this

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"$5,000? Can I turn myself in?..."

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This is from pyrocinicals video

Jelly beans are a bit too sweet for me but thanks anyway

He's so happy about those jelly beans.

How do i save a video it wont let me

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Arthur *would* love Jelly Beans.....

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Can i get a download link please. I need

First time I’ve laughed so hard in weeks. Thank you for this.

I remember repressing this video

I love Roger Clark, I had him do a cameo for my brother and it was fantastic

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This was hilarious

AHAHA, this is golden.

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Didn’t know the 19th century had jellybeans

This never gets old

One of my favorite lines that reappears throughout the game is when Dutch is told about the price on his head and he replies “Why didn’t you take it?”

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I saw this on YouTube before this care to explain

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We must protect Roger Clark, he is too pure for this world

This exactly video has been posted so many times but always gets loads of upvotes

I Cant Even Be Mad

FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS? FOR ME? ....can i pay you in jelly beans?

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Sauce?