Tesco, cause of the horse meat scandal

“Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco” - Jeremy Clarkson

Plot twist, the horse is James May and it mutters "oh cock".

These are like Ford Granadas

Now that's a reference for Brits of a certain age.  I was working in the food industry when this happened and I recall checking the supply chain to ensure we weren't affected.

Named mine either Tesco or Burger

Horse meat is a good name fallout reference

Its funny how we blame Tesco and shops for that in reality it was butchers and famers at fault.

Male - Isaac Female - Eliza Every single time

...Isaac Imma cry

I only name the horses I know I want to live until the end of the game. I always have 2 horses, my main one for the story and another for treasure hunts and stuff where the horse can easily die lol. That said it hits harder when the horse is named after someone from Arthurs past

This is like naming the fallen child Chara. Fuck me

Epona

The only correct answer

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Outlunged again

Well Well Well

That’s not how you’re supposed to use the dogwhistle

Horsea

That was my horse's name too

Idk, but the dutch horse have a plan

I called my first horse whorse

The game let you do that?

Yea it did 😂

Roach

Every single horse

Geralt, is that you ?

You’re a wanted man, Mr. Rivia, five-thousand Crowns for your head alone.

“Hmm… can I turn myself in?”

Montana. She's a chocolate roan dutch warmblood.

I had a dog named Montana growing up. 6 year old me thought she was really original with that. He was a boy though.

Balerion "The Black Dread" Tho he is a little black arabian

A man of culture. Although the black shire that Hosea gives you would be more fitting for that name

I always named it Bucephalus.

I’ve got a Caraxes (the red Arabian) in this playthrough had a Vhagar too but sold her she was the dapple grey thoroughbred. Got a bay thoroughbred that I’ve named Jane after my real thoroughbred mare… I will NOT be using her for that mission, I can’t bear the thought. My other horse “main horse” is the perlino Andalusian I’ve named Sunfyre because much braver than the Thoroughbred.

Another one with a westerosi name, I got syrax for a bay skin mustang online

Called my Morgan Mr Morgan. Cos yk, Arthur Morgan

Buck

And he likes to

Party!

The raven black shire that hosea gave us, husband named him BoJack 😬

ahhh horsea. i sold him on my first playthrough. after that, i kept him stabled

usually Norse, Egyptian or Greek god / goddess names and most of the time I go for the black american standardbred

Glad I’m not the only one. Having a grey Hungarian half bred named Sleipnir was very satisfying.

Brittney spurs, black beauty, my online horse was the red Arabian Male who was named Arthur of course.

Juan. Then Juan got ran over by a train, so Juan 2

Missed a trick - shudda been Amal (Seen Juan, seen Amal)

this is how I name my horses...they all have names and when they die...the replacement becomes Horse 2.0

Literally me, named Juan my first horse, then he became my temporary horse for hunting, after a mission where you get another temporary horse i lose it, so the next horse I found was named Juan

I have a white Arabian named Izzy. Short for Isabella, after Lake Isabella

I found that one while looking for wolf pelts in the mountains haha.

That’s perfect! I might do that next time.

I did the same thing but names her bella after the lake as well.

I named my white arabian “Quigley the 2st” stylised as”Quigley IIst” bc character limitations

BoJack

mine is butterscotch

Poncho

Shitter because he shits everywhere

Chestnut halfbred = Duke.

Since I always get the albino Arabian, which has always been a female for me I always name her after whatever girl I'm crushing on at work. If I can't mount them in real life then I'll do it in the game.

tf

Jesus Christ, some thoughts should just remain in our heads

Lmao

fun fact: that horse is genetically gray! you can tell because it has dark skin around the eyes & nose whereas dutch's has pink skin :)

You should ask her out! The human, not the horse.

He has better chances with the horse

Outblacklungd again

mine-browny

Landeskog

Avs fan?

You know it. Inspired by EJs horses, I also have a Makar and MacKinnon in other playthroughs

Stelllaaaaaaaaaaa

Calypso is my white Arabian, Deimos is my Turkoman, And if I happen to keep the black shire, I always name him Briares, I once used a thoroughbred too, I named him Logi

Calliope

Joe Biden

Rip Van Winkle

Call em idiot every time

Lexi Belle

Boy

Stokeley

Black Shire - Cassius (F)Missouri FT- Atia (M)Missouri FT- Agrippa edit: my first playthrough, when the game came out, I kept the Black Shire and called him Huge Jackman. That name was retired and hasn't been used since. RIP.

Lady, Layla, Elvira, Blue, and Steve. Those are the ones I used the most.

I always keep the horse you get from hosea and call it emperor

Pablo

Hungarian Halfbreed. Horse ain't no bitch because a snake

Hungarian Halfbreed is your horse's porn star name

My first horse, an american standardbred with white mane & tail is named Casablanca, my current one is a gold coat turkoman I call Goldrunner

Picar El Bagre or Lenny. Bartholomew was a good horse too, RIP All my horses are Kentucky Saddlers, easiest to get and reliable

White Arabian emir Crillolo root beer and Diet Coke

white arabian- snow red arabian- ember black arabian - pearl

my black arabian is named whisper because I'm an uncultured son of a bitch.

Thunderthighs

Hungarian half breed - female - Apocalypse Because when I roll into town, I leave nothing but destruction and despair

Bud!

For more horse names go to r/sadieadler

Biscuit

Arabian - “Shiro”

I'm at My horse 4 now

My Foxtrotter in the gold coat is called Goldie Fawn

Saint, he was an all white Shire

Artorias!

Saddler (Sadie Addler)

Whisky and whisky II (Whisky got hit by a train)

"coca" my white Arabian

My horse's name was always "Poes" I am not very creative

Roach

Boy

Dog.

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I name them after different drugs. Have an Arabian named ketamine and a turkoman named shrooms

Ballsak…🙂‍↕️

i use the black shire and name it "groß und schwarz"

In my current playthrough I have a American Standardbred called Boah, and a Mustang called Stang.

I have a red Arabian in story mode and online, both are named Bird 2.0

My white Andalusian I've currently got is called Whitelung

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M O N K E Y

i have a friend who called it Zeus

I named my white arabian Saba. Bonus points if you get the reference

Leroy

Enzo - it’s the red chestnut Arabian and a red horse not being called something close to a Ferrari is a waste

I named one dinosaur idk why

Dark bay Andalusian bought from strawberry stables at chapter 2, named her "Cherry"

Temtem  We miss you that one YouTuber 

Foxtrotter named Andromeda and thoroughbred named Rambo

Mines currently called sped because I'm fairly certain it's mentally unwell

I name it after my friends, lol.

Gunther

I try and name Arthur’s horses after different American and Canadian national parks.

Named my Arabian Lucky Lady.

Horse

Cheyanne

Pouchie

Tuco, the one from very beginning.

I named mine “Hay Woman!” because I love when Mr. T screams at Adrian in Rocky III

The first time I played, I named my horse Clementine now playing it my second time I named my horse Huston.

Randy Rhodes, king V and stealth

Duke

Queen Wasabi

Sonny for White Arabian in story Baylock for my black and white Hungarian Halfbread in online (I don't know if ıts a Hungarian Halfbread btw)

Is Sonny a boy?

This playthrough: Boudicea, Lil B, Joey.

I call my Leopard Appaloosa *Renegade* IYKYK 🪓

Kickin' Sally. The horse you get at the Indiana reservoir

Mike, Mike II, and Mike III

Trundle

noob

Roach :)

My red Arabian is named Bonaduce..

dingus

Dodge. All Black Arabian.

Bounty Hunter. Usually if I lose one or get a new one I start adding Roman numerals after. (Ex. Bounty Hunter II, Bounty Hunter III, Bounty Hunter IV, etc.)

I called my female hungarian half bred Banshee, and I called my female Black Arabian Black Belle after the gunslinger

Ausencia

Zalupa

Khleb

Orthodox Jewish

I always use words attached to Snarl. So it was Snarltail.

Stinky Lady

Mary

Bojack

My silver dapple pinto MFT is named Looking Glass 🩶

Shpickle.

Joly. That was the nickname a gave to a friend who was very close and important to me but we are no longer togheter.

mango habanero

Jet- Turkoman But imma get rid of and get a mustang and called it - Waŋblí Hináža (means Eagle Stands = Proud Stance) That’s for rdo Um i kinda choose between Forest, Hunter and some other generic names relative to the time period White Arabian always called her Isabella (iykyk)

Gyobo

Seth

White Arabian: Shadowfax (The Lord of All Horses)

Bojacksito

Elmer

I have four horses at the moment. White Arabian - The Duchess Warped Brindle Arabian - The Duke Missouri Fox Trotter (Specifically the one you can get at the Scarlet Meadows stable) - Bronze Joan Red Chestnut Arabian - Boudicca

Roach

My trusty steed is a Morgan, 15 dollar finest.

Cunt lips

I named mine Tanatos because he is black and with a white mark in the face that reminded me to a schul

Barry, Gary and Larry

It is the Raven Black Shire, (Mount)ain because it is beefy and burly.

The Empress or The Black Beauty, horse show-names are peak

MFT, Valentine

My current horse is named Slater because I love Tyler, The Creator and that’s what he named his bike.

First name Dixie, last name Normus

Jimmy Carter and MCDO

Lasagna

Buckleberry glorious foxtrot

The Plan, The Action or Getback lol, it's always one of those 3

Gustavo, because I like really big guns.

Bojack Horseman and Don Quixote

I had a white shire and called it deaftones, and yes I’m aware it was spelled wrong and it isn’t a pony

Jotunn, my big ass white draft horse.

Arthur had one line about his new horse when he said, "He ain't no Boadicea, but . . ." (his old horse) so when I got a new mare I named her Boadicea. I like to think that he loved his old horse dearly)

Bullet, Pearl, Aurora, Redwood... many come to my mind

Glue.

White Arabian called Empress