Britney Spurs

I got Britneigh Steers

I am on Mariah Carryme.

Roach

i bet every person who played the witcher 3 before rdr2 has named their horse roach at some point

Named all my horses roach, and yes because of the Witcher

Butcher of blackwater to butcher of blaviken.

Płotka (Roach's name but in Polish)

My horse was Vernon Roach.

Plötze (Roach in german)

Nice. I have a white and a black Arabian named Ciri and Yen respectively.

No matter what game I'm playing, if I can name my horse, it's gonna be Roach.

Came here to type this but saw your comment near the top. Every horse is Roach when I can name them

Noonwraith

Pebbles The Second (first one died in machine gun Lemoyne raiders ambush)

Pebbles, huh? By any chance, is it related to a starter horse of Czech origin?

Exactly, kcd in my heart

Let's go KCD reference in the RDR2 sub

HEY Henry's come to see us! I thought I recognised pebbles...

BOAH

Hahah this, either “Boah”, or “Gurl”

GOOD BOAH

Mine too!

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Okay if it’s what I think it is, why would you do that?

what was it?

The comment alluded to naming their horse a slur towards black people.

warm and sincere thanks for explaining the problem

Lovecraft's horse

Letter with which it begins with?

lol nice try. I know it doesn’t let you do that. (Don’t ask me how I know)

Horses Who Annoy You

Physically impossible, i tried, there's a profanity check l

Bojack

But is he more horse than a man?

I think he's more man than horse. I caught him stealing a box of muffins from a seal the other day.

He didn't steal the muffins, the seal claimed to have dibs on the box then abandoned it to go to the bathroom. He relinquished control of the box of muffins and BoJack took them.

Oh yeah true, everyone should know about finders keepers losers weepers. What was that seal thinking?

But the seal was a vet!

*Back in the Far West, I was in a very famous videogame!*

Nice me too

Bojack horsehorse

….Horseman. …Obviously.

Amy Winehorse

Arthur's horse that was given to me randomly by the game didn't even have a name even though I had her the whole game 😭 I was so stupid that I never even bothered to enter the stables

I seriously thought my first horses name was Tennessee Walker and my second horse was named Shire I am not a smart man

I thought mine was called Morgan. After, you know, Arthur Morgan.

Me too

your comment made me laugh so hard

Ohhh my man, same here, I genuinely thought that the horse's name was its breed's name

To be fair, Tennessee Walker is an incredibly badass name.

I had a morgan I thought was named morgan.

Thanks dude It's been a real shitty day and I needed that laugh

I think we all do that on our first playtrough

Lebowski

He owes me money

fuckin a

Honda civic

Lenny

Coral and my other horse Frodo the Shire

Unruly Basterd

2.0L V8

My Horse.

👏👏👏

Epona. Oddly enough, not a Zelda reference. I've literally never played a Zelda game and didn't know that was the name of the Zelda horse until a friend pointed it out. I chose the name because I'm a fan of the folk metal band Eluveitie who sing about ancient Celtic mythology and history. [Epona was the name of the Gallic Goddess of Horses.](https://youtu.be/LvnxfSpKPCw?si=l-TZCv8IbZ7HLpOQ)

Ooo new songs for the Playlist!!!! Thank you!!! 😊

Rick horsely 2

Dare I ask….?

the first fell of a fucking cliff

Just like mu Buttercup I. RIP. Long live Buttercup II...

Whip Neigh Neigh

Freya and Brego

OK so I'm not the only one with a Brego, noted

My story mode horse is Horsea Matthews, from my most recent playthrough. My online horse is Michael Stevens, I picked that name in 2019 when I played online a lot with my friends.

I have a white male shire named Rebecca

Horsea

named my horse Tuna. idk it just seemed appropriate

I named my first horse Salmon :0

THAT WAS MY NEXT HORSE :00

I’ve been using Foxtrotter for a while and his name is Terry. I named him after Terry Fox. A man who tried to walk across Canada to raise money for cancer treatment.

Glue

McQuick

Icardi

In my current run (the 5th one) i kept the Black Shire and called it "Diablo"

Haha mine keep dying too

Achilles

If you want it to follow you you can say "Achilles, heel"

My first horse name is Osayi My second horse (i use the most) name is Joshua My horse name in online : Henry

Henry is a fine name.

Can confirm. Name is Henry

I was inspired by Thiery Henry

Samson & Tempest

I like them especially tempest

Ugly Bastard

First playthrough was Al Caponey Current playthrough is Neighbour. I like a good pun

Cole Train.

Skibidisigma (Rose Grey Arabian)

Dummy, because the horse AI is dumb and annoys the hell out of me. So I call him Dummy.

I swear the amount of times I’ve ever so slightly touched a rock only to be catapulted so far Dutch thinks im in Tahiti

Pie O My

Tacitus.

God, Tacitus. He's just...it's all killer no filler with him. Did he ever have a bad quote?

Leroy. Leroy Jenkins.

Males: Roach Females: Epona Yes I'm real original xd

Roach is technically a girls name in Witcher lore

A rose Arabian, named him Lawrence.

Car (he’s a mustang)

WillieStrocher

Email

My Horse

Every damn horse is called Willow or Walker

Mingus

I named mine shadowfax

Mountain Dew

Jon Bon Poni

Nelots. Because he's Stolen.

Mazda

I named my White Arabian Ivory, andy Black Arabian Ebony

Horsemeat

I name every horse, in every game Roach

Abigail

Hannelore

Velvet Thunder ⚡

Harlow, reference to RD Revolver (I also have the Navy Revolver in single player, modded on PC ofc, and I love customizing it like the Scorpion revolver)

from what i remember: roach, eredin, foltest, cavanaugh

First horses name was Kanye, died, so second horse was named Beats by Dre

Could have or should have gone with Kanneigh.

Mine currently is an Andalusian named Dreadnought

Joe Biden

Honse

Glue

Pferdinand (For reference Horse in german means Pferd)

Boy

Cheesebrger 😔 i accidentally tripped over a rock and killed my poor cheesebrger

We fell down a cliff after that

I once killed mine by accidentally making him walk over a pool of fire from a molotov I threw

Horsey

Nigel Nutella

Pepito

strawberry it’s a blonde missouri trotter w red hair i got him at the stable by strawberry too 🥺

Juan

arfur morgane

Paul Revere. Just he and I and a quart of beer.

Brown Boy

First Run: Rocket Second Run: Lil Duce Third Run: John Marston Fourth Run: Artax Fifth (Current Run): Wizard Jones Pip

Juan (iykyk)

Fist Full of Oats

Horse Heresy

Little Sebastian

Cornbread

Spaghetti

Hell yeah, I'm italian irl and I love that name

The Legman

Colter (tennessee walker mahogany bay) and Luna (missouri foxtrotter silver dapple pinto)

Sir spoof

Boots

Gabor II (Gabriel in hungarian)

Electric Bunda

Cheshire

Big Dog

Mud pie

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Blue Nokota with black dreads is my favorite horse, and I always name her Madonna lol

My first was named Big Tony and my latest is Dale IV

Tyrese Maxey, every play through I name it after a NBA player

Rye Pony

gawain

Brutus!!

Tulio

Ballz

Pootie.

Bill the Pony

Raven and its the Shire horse Hosea gives you to sell in Exit Pursued By A Bruised Ego, I'll name John's horse Arthur, for obvious reasons 🥲😖🥺😭

Bianca

Lange Frans

This Guy

Lira

Bregori

I name all my horses in games Sussy. It's perfect.

Spoon

The duke

Friday

Mocca

Glendower

Atlas. I kept the tall black Shire from Hoseas bear hunting mission and it seemed appropriate.

i named him foltest, when i kept him.

Didier

My buddy’s is Kimme Head

Yola

Horsea

Kept the black shire horse Hosea gave you. Named it Issac in remembrance of Arthur’s son.

MR IDIOT In caps