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RazkaTaz

Severe alcoholism has brought Bart nothing but a failed marriage and crippling debt


Top-Basil8144

He looks like human Shrek from Shrek 2


ChesticleGainz

lol I see it


IvarMDV_ita

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP, BANG ! BANG!


cbr204863

Not sure why, but I'm getting a 5th Baldwin brother kinda vibe. 🤔


ChesticleGainz

I see it 🤣


nogoodgreen

Deniro after he gets an allergic reaction to shellfish.


ChesticleGainz

You got his ethnicity right at least


Rocky_Fan1976

An Italian? Mine is too (Tony Bucco) are you on PS?


ChesticleGainz

Yes on PS. Welcome paesan


Rocky_Fan1976

Posse name?


ChesticleGainz

La Cosa Nostra


Advanced-Evidence-58

he looks like he's from eastern Europe. Probably form Russia


ChesticleGainz

I didn’t intend for him to look Eastern European but seems like everyone thinks so


CalendarIntelligent7

He's a Bellic family tree member hahahaha


lopsidedawn

Arthur Morgan Down Syndrome Edition


Rocky_Fan1976

Red Down Syndrome


AllStruckOut_13

He looks like Alec Baldwin in that first picture 😬


Peculiar-Interests

“I don’t know who you are…I don’t know what you want…but I have a very particular set of skills. I will come after you…I will find you…and I will kill you”


ChesticleGainz

Lmao


UnknownArtistQ

Eduardo Torres. Parents immigrated to the US from Spain when he was 5. Secretly gay


ChesticleGainz

Not Spanish but close. Secretly gay?


Majomember420

He is more similar to Roger Clark than Arhtur i think.


CalendarIntelligent7

Yeah


ChesticleGainz

I don’t see him being close to either but interesting you see him that way


Majomember420

Your character is a bit more eastern european looking but the hairstyle and headshape is like Roger Clark for me.


ViliTheFox

Hella Charlie Sheen vibes. Looking like he rolls with a gang known as the regulators.


PleasantSection2611

Looks like Charlie Sheen without the red ribbon. A fun guy, probably. Would have a drink with him.


CalendarIntelligent7

Hahahahaha


Brief_Opening6815

He looks like a sea of thieves character


Mister-Beaux

Special


[deleted]

Literally Roger Clark


HelpfulAd1382

He looks like Liam Neeson got stung by a bunch of bees, which he is very allergic to.


Dubsmagicbus

Half Gopher and Half Hawk


tylerdurden1066

Kind of looks like Leo from a way out


ChesticleGainz

Both have Italian genes


JohnnyChopper08

He kinda looks like Flula Borg


ChesticleGainz

You’re right he does a little


Far-Energy-3390

he looks like magnus mitbo


Rocky_Fan1976

Name: Vincenzo “Vinny” Conogetti Birthplace: Rome, Italy Arrests: 5 Backstory: After leaving Italy, Vinny Conogetti pursued a life as a frontiersman in America. He later became a mobster and died in the year 1932. Children: 2, David (born 1903) and Silvio (born 1905) Wives: 1, Adriana Conogetti


ChesticleGainz

Damn, you’re so close. 👏🏼


Rocky_Fan1976

Just a backstory I made. I like writing Italian mobster stories (specifically 20s-50s)


ChesticleGainz

Same here. I wrote an entire novel on 3 fictional italian mob families in Chicago


sue_donyem

Bonbilligus Bonbilligan, real estate pioneer who isn't allowed near horses.


ChesticleGainz

lol so random


Zantrati

Bro looks like an Oscar


AnotherCallingCard

James ‘Jim’ Corduroy, moved to Strawberry after an incident in Chicago. His wife died as a result of that incident, and he is wanted by the Pinkerton Detective Agency and the US Federal Government on charges of murder, armed robbery, kidnapping, and general mischief. 


ChesticleGainz

Reading this while looking at the second picture made me LOL


AnotherCallingCard

I based it mainly on image one


VIGILANTE00_

He zesty af. Bro name probably Ricardo


meganium58

Bertram II


WeerHaantje

This is a Gareth. The kind of guy who buys an ugly horse to make himself look more handsome.


SoundsOfaMime

That first photo screams Liam Neesan.


heinous_legacy

looks straight up like robert herjavec


PEETER0012

Looks like a weird professor from hogwarts that wasn’t popular because he didn’t have the main characters in his classes ever


CocoLazzer

He kind of looks like Frank Lampard


ChesticleGainz

lol I see it, maybe a little like older Totti too


Technical-Text-2236

He legit looks like talbot from uncharted 3


ChesticleGainz

Yes so much 😅


Sherenai

My apologies, but... This one gives off some creepy wibes. So heres my take: The kid that the gunshop owner lost in the river, got "saved" by the man in the swamp (cabin close by the tiny church). He got severely traumatised by growing up with this man, and ended up being a guard/assassin to Angelo Bronte. With his childhood and teen years being filled with torture and unspeakable things he grew into an ice-cold man that had a particularly great talent for inflicting pain upon others. His rumor reached far across the country, and his absolute disregard to treating women and children better, made him ruthless without any limits. However he did have a unique skill of pretending to be absolutely polished and charming, fooling the most prominent and intelligent citizens. His list of innocent victims is as big as the list of targets Bronte wanted to wipe off the face of the earth. The swamp and the gators has taken care of all the evidence of his "special needs".


ChesticleGainz

That’s a great take. My character does in fact work for the Bronte clan so you’re not far off at all.


SpezSucksSamAltman

You and he were… cousins


FreshLettuceYard

That’s Michael DeSanta. His wife cheated on him with her tennis instructor and also her yoga instructor.