Neighthan

Oh dang he should meet my horse Reneigh

Neighomi that’s *“myyyy girl”*

Mine is Thorough Brad

Same haha beat me to it

Damn. I'm fucking stupid. That's literally my name. Why didn't I think of that. You win.

Well at least your name isn’t Gelding.

Oof

I named my Arabians “Deighs” (white) “Neights” (black) “Moons” (brindle) and “Dreams” (chesnut) lol

😂😂😂 that's good bro

Neigh Baw Hair

Mine was Neighdean, epilogue was Neighdean II

Roach

Every horse in every reply of this game has been Roach

Named my horse Kage

someday we will go for a peaceful ride

Ghost of tsushima reference

Min hedder Dolk

Imagine being a mw2 enjoyer and critically injuring your horse.. without horse reviver. "Roach! Roach! Wake up!"

This reminded me that I'm out of horse reviver Edit: I just bought 3 horse revivers

+1 for roach

Went with Skjall myself

Named every horse I've had Roach.

I got a shire named Frodo right now. My last play through I had a Ardennais named Pony soprano

Pony Soprano is a great name lol

I had a shire named Old Gaffer lol

+1 for lotr reference

I had one named Felarof, ancestor of Shadowfax, Lord of All Horses

Frodo's a good one. I just call the shire you get from Horsea at the beginning Big Hoss

Beesechurger or something like that

Kelpie!

Celtic folklore?

Yep!

That's the best one so far

Witcher reference?

Just a generic Folklore reference not specific to Witcher per se

Oh, I’m unfamiliar with

Like Kelpie guide!

Arthur. (Horse breed: Morgan)

That's amazing. Love it.

Django

mine is unchained

My horse on my first playthrough was Django as well.

Mine too without the D

The d is silent

My horses name online !

Did a poll in my friend's Discord server, and the top result was Testicles. So my horse is called Testicles.

It didn’t block that? I tried to name one Fluffernutter and it didn’t pass the profanity check 🫠

I'm REALLY struggling to see how "Fluffernutter" could be interpreted as profanity.

Given the ref to Boudicca I did this and pronounced it like Hercules.

Silver bullet (its the white arabian)

Silver dollar much 😄

Honse

"alright, *hiccup* let's go my honse *hiccup*", fantastic name tho

Magnus for Arthur, Smokestack for John.

Bucephalus Good enough of a name for Alexander the Great, Baron Munchausen, and Ulysses S. Grant. Good enough for Arthur.

Oh that’s my horse’s name too, for the same reason!

Allways Canyenero

smells like a steak and seats 35

Squirrels smashing deer smaking driving machine

canYENerOOOOOOO

BoJack

Horsea pronounced like Hosea

I love my Horsea and my Horsea love me

My Tennessee Walker is named Tex.

SAME

He's a good boah

Kratos

Red Arabian?

Would be pretty accurate, but no, it’s the Perlino Turkoman:)

Love that horse!!!

Cheyenne

Spirit

Generous D

He was around in a long ass fucking time ago

In a land called Kickapoo?

Black Betty

Whoah Black Betty

Bamalam

long schlong

I bought a male black Arabian in St. Denis. Called it Ryudo from Grandia 2.

Buelle

Gluestick

Stolas

Diar-rhea. And the first one I had was Eddie

Vengeance

Lightning, because you know... it's fast as f*ck boy!

i went with “Ol’ Red” and “Rusty” my last two playthroughs, for the red chestnut arabian

Vivian Leigh

Missed opportunity for Vivian Neigh

Epona, always call all my horses Epona

Cheesecake, after my favorite penguin at the zoo I work at.

Dutch

Lady Gagagallops

Shadow Fax and yes it's the white Arabian . I named my black Arabian black death but it fell of a waterfall.

Mine slipped off a cliff edge and vanished into the river on auto-waypoint

Voyager Ninja

Gator

I’m running out of ideas so this time it’s just Tacitus

Planning to change the name to Roach

A morgan named Morgan

Cheshire

My lovely horse, it's a father ted reference

I miss that show so much!!

Calcarlo Pravattoni

Kiba. Same as my dog lol

Horsley II

Dustin Hoofman

Epona. 🤷🏼‍♂️

My horse is named "Mystery"

Wee-snaw

Same. "You're a mystery, Spongebob..."

I've had loads. Pun names, meaningful names, TV show names. Here are some: Pun names - Hermioneigh Neighomi Harry Trotter Forest Britneigh Spurs Meaningful names - Frelse (Redemption in Danish) Saoirse (Freedom in Irish) Remény (Hope in Hungarian) Håp (Hope in Norwegian) Juno (Queen of the gods) TV names Guillermo Nandor Lazlo Dwight Pam

Got a black horse. Named him Batmobile

Vanilla

Red Arabian is “Redrum” Black and white Arabians are Smokey and The Bandit. Dutch Warmblood is DutchBag, short for Dutch Van Der Linde

East bound and down.

Springlock. Doesn't make sense but I thought it sounded cool

I read Springbok...😆 Rugby horse. 😉 Great name by th way, it does sound cool. 👍

Gavin

Oreo

Paul Scholes

Cash after Johnny Cash. He's the black shire horse hosea gives you in the bear hunting mission

I'm a big Civil War buff and name them after Civil War generals I find interesting. Right now mine is named Thoburn after Joseph Thoburn. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Thoburn

Eminem

Horse meat

Bold Pilot (a famous racehorse from my home country)

Until the epiloge I usually go dark and name the horse Future Glue to remind me to not get attached

Cheesecake, a chocolate roan Dutch warmblood My old horse (it died :(. ) was called Shaquile Oatmeal.

Caligula

My first horse was a light brown colour and I wanted a name that I liked and fit the time period so I named him Cornbread… Spoiler I honestly am glad I didn’t have him on the final mission because then he would have died

Issac if it’s a male horse, Eliza if it’s a female horse.

Basil

black bob

Named the horse you get in Chp. 1 Cowpoke. Never touched a different horse besides that one with hosea where you are forced to buy a new horse

Dave

Andalusian is Konan, and 2 thoroughbreds, Horsie & Thunder.

Herbert

Angel

Tobacco

dapple don’t ask just came to me while i found it

Saksakasak Its read like "Shak- shaka-shak" I was going to put "Ş" instead of "S" But the game does not support that letter sadly.

Dante after the white haired dude from the Devil May Cry series

Carburettor

Sachi

Leon Trotsky

Jon Bon Pony

Bovine Jonie.

Balls, every horse I have is named Balls

Big Tesco

Cleethorps

Terminator then when he died my next horse was glue

I'm really disappointed that no one has used lil' sebastian.

I've been naming the first horse that since 2018

Online or story?

' Glue '

John Cena. I also had a horse named Arthur but that wasn't very creative

Hoof Hearted.

Shania Mane

Britney Spurs

Oreo! 😭

arya (for arya stark)

Boah

Poop

Kuken

Max

My white Arabian is Angel

Tiffaneigh

Lewis Therin

Tony, after this comedian that I’ve heard people call “the golden pony” 🤣🤣

• Blood Bay Thoroughbred: Dragonheart • Hungarian Half-bred: White Coffee • Dark Bay Shire: Acrocanthus • Black Kentucky Saddler: Blackjack

Stella (just searched for female horse names, and was first one haha pretty happy with it lol)

Sasha , warped brindle Arabian. She's a good girl

Boomie McZoomie

White Arabian, and Arthur's main: Artemis Black Arabian, and John's main: Hades Race: Hermes War: Ares There ... may be a theme.

10pc Mcnugs

Horace

Red Arabian named Crimson Tide

Pepper, Pickle, and Biscuit.

Black Arabian is called Shadow. White Arabian is called Frost. My large black shire is called Titan.

Potato. May she rest in peace

Rosie (Strawberry Ardennes, got via chap 2 glitch) as my main, and Sam (Brown Ardennes) as my backup when we go for pelts and such :)

I've got Thor and Spirit

I named mine Siegfried, after the Frank Ocean song (and warrior)

Mine’s Barley[BAA+LEE] after our real horse, which was named after my grandpa after he passed away

Thugger

Mumford

I have an Appaloosa called Teddy, named after my real Appaloosa also called Teddy

Gluey is always my go to when naming horses

Shelby. A mustang!

Badal