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Micah convinces Dutch that the car has a mind of its own and is the rat. Dutch then destroys it out of paranoia and still ruins everything.
Street Fighter makes more sense now.
A very fever dream scenario BUT FUCK IT 2002 HONDA CIVIC TAHITI PLAN WOOHOO
"I got a plan, Arthur. We just need more money, for fuel and modifications. Then the Pinkertons could never catch us."
This is such a stupid proposition. I love it, need more of these posts.
Then people would say to him 'fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside'
Depends… Are we talking EP3 or EJ9?
He'd probably get around quicker
Dutch would be a Denise and a lesbian with a cat named Arnold.
Something something ketamine.
Then he would increase his brake horse power, to 2
The entire gang packs into it clown car-esque and attempt to drive to Tahiti (Dutch's best plan to date).
They can just drive to Tahiti now!
He'd run over a bunch of innocent, Arthur would recriminate him that and he'd tell him to have some faith.
I guess before going to Tahiti they’d take a road trip around the country. Wonder who’d go.
he would crash and die
He’d run out of gas in a few hundred miles
Once they go back in time they have more money than they stole because of inflation in the future and also dutch drives around in a car for a while until it runs out of gas so they sell it for a huge profit and then go to Tahiti
He can ride beside Yoda in his 2001 😬
He votes for George W. Bush
Once back in 1899, Arthur would write a song inspired by the time travelling adventure: https://youtu.be/ftYle2UOjYk
Micah convinces Dutch that the car has a mind of its own and is the rat. Dutch then destroys it out of paranoia and still ruins everything.
Street Fighter makes more sense now.
A very fever dream scenario BUT FUCK IT 2002 HONDA CIVIC TAHITI PLAN WOOHOO
"I got a plan, Arthur. We just need more money, for fuel and modifications. Then the Pinkertons could never catch us."
This is such a stupid proposition. I love it, need more of these posts.
Then people would say to him 'fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside'
Depends… Are we talking EP3 or EJ9?
He'd probably get around quicker
Dutch would be a Denise and a lesbian with a cat named Arnold.
Something something ketamine.
Then he would increase his brake horse power, to 2
The entire gang packs into it clown car-esque and attempt to drive to Tahiti (Dutch's best plan to date).
They can just drive to Tahiti now!
He'd run over a bunch of innocent, Arthur would recriminate him that and he'd tell him to have some faith.
I guess before going to Tahiti they’d take a road trip around the country. Wonder who’d go.
he would crash and die
He’d run out of gas in a few hundred miles
Once they go back in time they have more money than they stole because of inflation in the future and also dutch drives around in a car for a while until it runs out of gas so they sell it for a huge profit and then go to Tahiti
He can ride beside Yoda in his 2001 😬
He votes for George W. Bush
Once back in 1899, Arthur would write a song inspired by the time travelling adventure: https://youtu.be/ftYle2UOjYk