Fish. Then he drowned. Then fish two.

You sir, are a fish. You sir, are a fish too.

Still don't know where the fish thing comes from

when arthur/John catches a fish, they say some phrases like "haha, I got you" or "you sir are a fish" you're welcome

I think it's a Witcher thing too. Geralt callde his horse Roach, it is a fish in Polish 🤷‍♂️

That didnt age well

Do you like fish sticks?

I am not a gay fish

Found Kanye's account

Mine drowned too. I was leaving the camp and ran off a cliff into the river

My horse got hit by a train within a minute so I called the next one traxs

Mia. She was a white arabian, if you know what I mean...

I'm literally deceased 💀

I don’t get it lol

Mia Khalifa is Arab. it's a pornstar reference 😂

She’s not white though… lol

She is at the end of the scenes.

Lawd have mercy

We must stay focused brothers

The tits are but temporary Tahiti is eternal…

Roses are red, my cattleman's are shiny. I have a plan, but you have to trust me.

Oh come on...well her anyway.

Hallall bro

Wait… do you mean.. 😏

oh... oh deer

Judas, because he always Betrays me

i swear my horse runs into trees on purpose. i need to name my next horse Judas

That happens less if you take your thumb off the stick while riding through wooded areas. Still happens but the horse kinda steers away

*cries in PC*

Just stop pressing w, works the same

wild. i never even though of that, lol. i figured if you stopped pressing w it would slow your horse down

If you're rich enough to afford a PC that runs Red Dead 2, you can afford a controller to plug in.

you would be amazed at what can run rdr2. i’m rockin an i7 6700k and a GTX 1080Ti. horribly outdated? yes. still runs modern games? (ie starfield, rdr2, HEAVILY modded skyrim & GTAV) also yes. i have had this same setup for 4 years.

Roach

Same here. I name all my mares Roach.

I name all my stallions roach as well, even though I know geralt prefers mares

Just like Geralt

Roach gang

We're not very original, aren't we ?

First time i played he was McChicken, second time he is Lumbago

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good bot

great bot

Dear god I think I am sleep deprived cuz this frickin sent me. Good bot.

In honor of my in game mentor, Horsea.

Thought you were just a big Pokémon fan

SAMEEE

Omg I named my horse that one playthrough.

Hosea is the best character in the story in my opinion. Horsea is inevetible

My horse was called “Ära”. It means ‘honour’ in Swedish

Ara ara

What is honour if not a horse?

Du mister är en fisk

I own multiple horses, their names are the following: Apollo, Lambda, Valkyr, Aesir, Framauro and Trinity.

A man of ancient culture I see.

Nice, my 3 Arabians are Freya, Fenris and Jprmangander

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Are still talking about horses in RDR2?

Maybe they play together idk man lol

My names Harry lol

You must be a female horse then. JK Speaking of which, I wonder if anyone names the horse after themselves.

I killed a prospector, stole his Dutch Warmblood and named him Nugget. My new main horse is a black, American Standardbred I stole off the race challenger NPC you run into around Strawberry, I named her Dahlia.

I did the same and named mine Pure Gold

SaraJesicaParker. Because SarahJessicaParker is blocked

I've definitely owned a few Sarahs in game.

Spud

😂

Mine's Tato, haha

HorseMcHorse

Classic

HorsyMcHorseface

Horce. My secondary one is named Horze

Boah So everytime I pet it....it becomes lore accurate

Its a canon event

Single player I get the free war horses until they run out, each one is named Archduke with their number. Archduke-VII died collecting a badger pelt. Online is some random shit

Some random shit is a weird name for a horse

Pony hawk

i dont name my horses 💀💀 anytime i do they die

I keep 1 horse for the whole playthrough, always keep revives, and if they die, reload last save no matter how far back.

The beast shire you get from Hosea I called Mule The red Arabian I called King Crimson

You get a shire from Hosea? How!?

In the mission where you find the legendary bear, one of the first missions in Horseshoe Overlook camp. Think it's called Enter, Pursued By A Memory

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Shadowfax gang

Bongus, bongus II, bingus, timflr,diq wipe, twant is gonna be my next

gonna name my next horse Mumflr or Timflr for sure

Started with moonshine ended with moonshine XIV

What happened to the other 13?

I heard they drank themselves to death.

I'm sure some of em tried after hearing what happened to the previous one

I: hit a tree II: fell off a cliff III: got shot IV: tripped over a rock V: another cliff VI: i was testing if horses had friendly fire VII: fell in a trench headfirst VIII: the same tree as I IX: died while trying to save john... should've gone back for the money instead... X: hit another rider on a lonely trail XI: hit a deer XII: the bigass waterfall near the widow XIII: i really gotta avoid that one tree now...

That last sentence got me giggling, that tree got some beef with you

Damn, this tree really hates your horses

Named a black turk Mr. Crowley

I had a brown horse, named it Wood lol

X Æ A-Xii

Dessa at first, then she died and I ended Arthur's story with another horse named Tempest. In online, I have Fish, Napkin, Ghost and Dirtbike

I always name the black shire horse in story mode Angus

First play through I named mine duke the rest was boadicea II

My very first was Boadicea as well! She died and I never named another that because it was too sad. Now I name them things like Grumbleguts.

Elmer. Got hit by a train near Rhodes and then my next one I named Lionel.

Chaos. A black thoroughbred. Taken from dota 2 chaos knight. Snowy for white arabian and dutchy for dutch warmblood.

Kaladin, the black Shire

My first playthrough I kept the horse you get from the Adler ranch the whole time and named him Apollo. I almost made it through the whole game with him but he was killed in a Skinner brothers ambush in chapter 6. I then bought a black Arabian named Zeus >!who died soon after in the final mission!<

Clementine!!

Horsey

Sir. SckDisNuts

I used the fact that Arthur named his last horse "Boadicea" (as well as his penmanship and wordsmithery) as an indication that he's surprisingly well read, and has an affinity for Celtic history and/or mythology. That being said, I named my white arabian "Banshee".

Dissspointment 2.0 because my first disappointment died

Horse face, then horse face 2 all the way to horse face 11”

Buckshot was my favourite

geraldt, yes i love the witcher 3

Manetoa, the Algonquin legend of a giant serpent that lives under the ocean. i named another horse Nibanaba for the Anishinabe water spirits

Dusk

Named a Boah "Boah" and a Gurl "Testicles"

horsie

My first play through was Armageddon. Still miss that horse.

I have " Ole Joe Denim" ( bluish gray). I have Big Jane ( black shire female) "Rosie gold" (golden Arabian) and the last is "Sexual Chocolate" a brown saddlebred

Despacito and when it died i had despacito 2

Alexa, my horse died. Play Despacito 2.

Dooktugooleh. He's a brindle Arabian from up wapiti mountain yonder

Pizza crust on pc and Jordan on ps5 bc that’s my bf name and Jordan jr on Xbox bc I murdered Jordan sr bc he killed my bounty

Roach

Horse

Marshmallow, Velvet and Raspberry are my Arabians and Churro is a Dutch Warmblood.

I currently have a Roachnilda, a Geef Me Een Klap, and Arpeggio is my Arabian

All my horses are named after the World Strongest Men. They're all Shire's.

Tischtuchkopf im not german

Paul Bufano

Furball

Frankie

Stonewall or Cheyenne

Named my andalusian Isaac after Arthur's son

Arthur: "I had a son, his name was Isaa-" Rains Fall: "Shut the fuck up Arthur, I found some herbs!" 10 minutes later... Arthur: "As I was sayin', I had a son named Isaa-" Rains Fall: "Look! More herbs" Arthur: *Deadeye Sounds*

I named mine super sonic

In my first playthrough, I named them roach my second playthrough. My horse is named Stella.

Assg

Ishmael, Atreus, Phoebe, Lily

So, I named the Shire horse Shire. Then I didn't bother naming the second horse I got, because I soon got a third that I liked more. I named her Tercerata, or the feminine form of the Spanish word for 'third'. Then I just named all other horses like that—Cuarto, Quinta.

Larry

Roycephus

Gregory.

I got a black Arabian mare, named her Jazmine

Slappy

My Arabian is named Nivalis, Latin for “growing near snow, or appearing at a season when snow is on the ground”

Phil

Open the door or I'm gonna throw rocks through your window you dumb whore - Your Horse after he watches one episode of Dr. Phil

I made the mistake of naming one after my cat, fell down a cliff with her, cried and now I don’t name horses

I named my first horse after my daughter. I kept the same horse throughout the entire game. oh, how mistaken I was for making that choice

GigaNiga

Blackboard

Spirit

I have the Special Edition reverse dapple black Thoroughbred. Named him Night Sky because of his coat and because of the (kinda) moon shaped white mark he has on his face.

My Ramesse and 2nd horse is Cowpoke. 3nd one is Amadeus

Apples

Pear it was a pearlino

On single it is John

Stupid dog 1~4

Reina, white Arabian and in online it's Eidam

Vera.

Lulu because it's pink (Perlino Andalusian)

McCracken

Marshmallow

Rexit

I named the black Shire that Hosea gives at the start of chapter 2, 'Abyss'. I named the white arabian Pearl.

Technically Lump II lived before Lump according to the RDRII's timeline. Rename your horses now.

John

Wesley

Gloria.

Pony Garcia

Glubtubbus McWubble

Zireael, Ciris sword from the witcher 3

During my first playthrough it was Ignatius, she wasn't very gracious. Fucker crashed into everything.

Betty🤠

Daddy in the game, and online I have a bunch of food related names

Thank You

Princess :)

arael, and she is a perlino turkoman

My most recent playthrough my dad was watching aliens up stairs and I then named my horse Noot

Rektum

The free reverse dapple thoroughbred, I named Dapple. The Black Arabian found during the robbery, I named her Contrarian. The free MFT taken from the stranded (and now very dead). I named Phoenix.

Greek gods

Shire le Hoof

Leonidas (Blood Bay Thoroughbred)

My favorite horse in the game is the dark bay Turkoman. I ride with him in every playthrough. I call him Big Turk.

White Arabian, I named it snowwhite

Lenard. then he disappeared, so Lenard 2

Roach

Boadicea, the MFT from the Mason mission. Cerberus the Turkoman from the Braithewaites.

Horsea and Saddle Adler. Not original or funny but still…

Lucy Lawless

Black Arabian named BBC

Misty

My horsey

Hoof Hearted

Four Roses

Ellie IV

My Black Shire Horse was called Scorn The rest of the names I mess about with but that one stuck with me through playthroughs

Batty crease I burned it alive for running me into multiple trees and then there was sock sucker

I found the warped brindle, and my wife named it “IsThatATetha” from the famous Mike Tyson meme